[Comedy]
Author: Augie Dog
Description: Snails has a secret: a secret power only he can wield, a secret batch of knowledge only he can grasp, a whole secret world over which he rules as an absolute monarch.The Piper at the Gated Lawn
Secret except, y'know, it's right there on his flanks. And I'm getting pretty sick and tired of it making that bean-brain act like a complete and total jackass!
No offense to any donkeys reading this...
Additional Tags: What's With the Snail Cutie Mark?