You've been teleported to Equestria! Finally!
Unfortunately, all of the ponies are scared of you. Turns out a freaky hairless monkey thing isn't doesn't really fit into adorable colorful equine society. After living in poverty in the Everfree Forest for a few years, a villain from the show stumbles on you one day and offers to recruit you to their evil empire!
Which villain would you want this to be? Are you in G4 Equestria embracing the bug queen? Or are you running around in G5 with hopes of meeting Our fiery new alicorn Opaline? Discuss below!