"It's not WIERD, mom. It's ECCENTRIC. Tons of perfectly normal guys have lifesize pink and purple bat pony plushies on their couches. Get with the times!" Is what I'd say if they ever actually said what they were thinking, but they don't, so I continue to fall down this bat filled hole. How deep does it go? I don't know. I've been here for 11 years now and it just keeps going. I saw a thread on another site about pony tulpas which seem to be literal self-induced schizophrenia, so I guess there is always another layer.
Or maybe there are just multiple paths to take and millions of different layers between them? I guess if the year was 2100 we'd be talking about a bat pony android on the couch. I wonder how many of you would buy one? How many moms would be silently horrified while trying their absolute hardest to be supportive?
This psychoanalysis is brought to you by a dude that took one semester of Psych 101. Please find a compilation of bat and kirin plushies I totally wouldn't buy if EQD wasn't paycheck to paycheck below~
Sweet Velvet OC by Lanacraft, also my living room
Flutterbat Custom Plush by NazFX on Deviantart
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Blood Moon Custom Plush by NazFX on Deviantart
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Eira OC Custom Plush by NazFX on Deviantart
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Batpony Stygius Lunar Guard in Armor 12 inch by Valmiiki on Deviantart
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Cuddle Size Ester Custom Plush by NazFX on Deviantart
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Batpony tiny plushie by Valmiiki on Deviantart
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Paper Stars by fireflytwinkletoes on Deviantart
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Spectral Prism by fireflytwinkletoes on Deviantart
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OC Knoxie the batpony by calusariAC on Deviantart
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Batpony in the forest by Valmiiki on Deviantart
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Flutterbat by fireflytwinkletoes on Deviantart
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Echo bat pony by calusariAC on Deviantart
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Midnight Mist Mini by fireflytwinkletoes on Deviantart
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Flutterbat plushie by DoctorKoda on Deviantart
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Gretchen by Essorille on Deviantart
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OC Shadow Dash Plush by FatalPlush on Deviantart
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Jinx - Custom Plush by Fire-Topaz on Deviantart
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Bat pony Midnight blossom - halloween special - by Epicrainbowcrafts on Deviantart
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OC Eclaircie Clearing bat pony by calusariAC on Deviantart
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OC Cobalt Eclipse by LiLMoon on Deviantart
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OC Speck by Bakufoon on Deviantart
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OC Bit Drizzle by LiLMoon on Deviantart
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[Commission] Evening Lily Plush by DixieRarity on Deviantart
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Pony OC plush by Dexamethason on Deviantart
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OC Ventress by LiLMoon on Deviantart
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Discolor custom plush by wdeleon on Deviantart
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Kokomo by 1stAstraStudio on Deviantart
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Candy Corn Plushie :OC Plush Trade: by AppleDew on Deviantart
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OC Seachell MLP plushie by adamar44 on Deviantart
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Bat Pony OC by 1stAstraStudio on Deviantart
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Autumn Blaze plush by Egalgay on Deviantart
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Kirin Autumn Blaze Plush by My-Little-Plush on Deviantart
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Kirin Tempest Shadow Plush by DoctorKoda on Deviantart
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Kirin Rarity by BlueDragonflyPlush on Deviantart
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Fizzy Glitch Commission by PlushbyLumi on Deviantart
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Plushie Kirin Autumn Blaze - 65 cm long by Burgunzik on Deviantart
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Krimray plush by Egalgay on Deviantart
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Kirin Rarity Plush by PlushbyLumi on Deviantart
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Sunset Shimmer Kirin Plushie by DoctorKoda on Deviantart
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Kirin Cinder Glow Plushie For Sale by CrazyDitty on Deviantart
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Kirin Autumn Blaze Beanie by MofuMofuMoth on Deviantart
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MLP Autumn Blaze Plush by Little-Broy-Peep on Deviantart
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Sirulian kirin by 1stAstraStudio on Deviantart
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Sirulian kirin by 1stAstraStudio on Deviantart
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Plushie Kirin Autumn Blaze by Burgunzik on Deviantart
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Plushie Kirin Autumn Blaze by Burgunzik on Deviantart
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Two Plush Kirin 25.5' in lenght by Burgunzik on Deviantart
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My Little Cuddle: Autumn Blaze (Kirin) by BlackWater627 on Deviantart
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Loki kirin by 1stAstraStudio on Deviantart
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Autumn Blaze by AllunaCraft on Deviantart
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Mlp Spring Glow Kirin plushie by Egalgay on Deviantart
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Mlp Spring Glow handmade plush by Egalgay on Deviantart
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Princess Celestia kirin plush by DoctorKoda on Deviantart
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Kirin plush-mlp plush by Masha05 on Deviantart
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Lumi the Kirin by PlushbyLumi on Deviantart
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Singing Autumn Blaze - Plushie [Comission] by DixieRarity on Deviantart
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Mlp Autumn Blaze lying plush by Egalgay on Deviantart
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Plush Kirins by Burgunzik on Deviantart
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Fizzy Glitch plush (Ponyville Ciderfest Mascot) by PlushbyLumi on Deviantart
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Rain Shine Kirin queen mlp custom plushie by caroarte on Deviantart
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Autumn Blaze. by GingerAle2016 on Deviantart
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Custom Kirin MLP plush by KazzysPlushEmporium on Deviantart
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Mlp Cinder Glow/Summer Flare handmade by Egalgay on Deviantart
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MLP Autumn Blaze Plush (commission) by Little-Broy-Peep on Deviantart
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Autumn Blaze -BronyCon 2019- by kiashone on Deviantart
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MLP Autumn Blaze Plush (commission) by Little-Broy-Peep on Deviantart
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