Back before we had clickbait, there were tabloids. They dropped the most obnoxious and insane headlines possible to get you to buy magazines covering everything from celebrities dropping money on plastic surgery to aliens being spotted off the coast of Alaska probing whales. Just like their buzzfeedy counterparts, a good amount of said articles went in an entirely different, more realistic direction once you actually read them.
That is the case with this one. The National Inquirer headlined us as having a "Freaky fetish for plush toys", then wrote a pretty normal, if a little excited article.
Go get it down below.
Thanks to Scribbler for the image!
