[Adventure][Crossover] "Even the first chapter manages to make this story stand out with its unique characters and unusual premise. I’m eager to read more.” - Pre-reader Pabst
Author: Dromicosuchus
Description: Wanted: Minion. Applicants should be strong, loyal, pain tolerant, cold tolerant, unambitious. Must be capable of following simple instructions. Ideal applicant should be of low to average intelligence and mildly deformed, but exceptions will be made for extraordinary candidates, with extraordinariness to be determined by employer. Must be willing to begin work immediately.The Rise and Fall of the Dark Lord Sassaflash (New Part 22!)
Remuneration will be in the form of room, board, and insight into the true nature of the cosmos. Extremely generous bonuses up to and including subcontinents may be awarded if merited and if circumstances permit. Interviews for the position to be conducted at 108 Haybale lane at 10:00 AM sharp on 4/7. Applicants are expected to be punctual.
—The Dark Lord Sassaflash
Additional Tags: Necromancers get a bad rap
