Alright. I feel bad for Applejack now. Fanon or not, the poor pony doesn't do as much crazy stuff as the rest of the mane 6 just due to her incredibly time consuming job maintaining that farm and taking care of Apple Bloom. Apples Apples Apples and RESPONSIBILITY!
Now go! Join her for a therapy session with DRWolf below the break. That voice is so relaxing.