I SAW THE FACE OF EQUESTRIA GIRLS, AND IN IT THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE.
In what can only be described as a stroke of artistic genius, a new knockoff Equestria Girls guitar and mic stand has appeared in the wild. Note the hyper realistic facial expressions and the high quality use of eye spacing to help bring out their inner beauty. A marvel of 21st century, you can almost feel the soul of the commendable photoshopper who created it, via those upside down hearts in the background.
It's pretty rare that my ice cold, email flooded heart feels anything, but at this very moment I am simply in awe.
Thank you Rick for bringing this glorious merchandise to our attention.