While this one isn't available outside of Japan yet officially, it has started popping up over there. Hopefully we get a port(?) of it at some point! Until then, someone sent over a completely ridiculous page that makes me really want to read it. Head on down below to avoid them spoilers!
Translation from ajnrules:
Tree: That's the one!
Twilight: My library!?
Tree: My, what an elegant lady. I'm the couscous tree
Library: What a great tree. I'm the library.