"Failure" is a funny word. You can usually apply it to something that fails to meet expectations. Luckily, however, if you have the willpower, you can turn a spectacular failure into an inspirational success story to be passed down through the ages. Alternately, if you have the marketing power, you can change the definition of the word entirely. Failing that, just throw money at it. If it works for me, it can work for you. That one's free.
Failure is a success story, after the break.
I can't believe some princess actually bought this thing.
