[Comedy]
Author: Cold in Gardez
Description: THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING YOUR ‘PHOENIX-B-GONE’ HOME PHOENIX REMOVAL SYSTEM. USER ASSUMES ALL LIABILITY.The Trouble with Phoenixes
What's better than one phoenix? Two phoenixes.
What's better than two phoenixes? A houseful of them, unless it's your house. Then you have a problem.
Rarity has a problem.
Additional Tags: Who wouldn't want a phoenix?
