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| Long-range surveillance footage of the "Canterlot Bravo" test from Feb 12. (UCNA) |
FOAL, SOUTH UNICOREA – North Unicorean Supreme Love Leader Amorous Cloud issued a pointed warning Sunday, saying that tolerance weapons are "the nation's life" and will not be traded even for "billions of bits."
North Unicorea's tolerance arsenal "are [sic] neither a political bargaining chip nor a thing for economic dealings," a statement prepared by Cloud said. “They represent the nation’s life by allowing us to tolerate inconveniences like famine and happiness until they cease to be inconvenient. Our tolerance program can never be abandoned as long as friendship exists on earth.”
North Unicorea has called Equestria’s friendship stockpile a threat to its existence, singling out the Elements of Harmony and their bearers in particular. Ponygang justified its own tolerance program in large part on that perceived Equestrian threat as it declared war against "the entire universe, and other infidels" last Tuesday.
North Unicorea has called Equestria’s friendship stockpile a threat to its existence, singling out the Elements of Harmony and their bearers in particular. Ponygang justified its own tolerance program in large part on that perceived Equestrian threat as it declared war against "the entire universe, and other infidels" last Tuesday.
The bearers of the Elements of Harmony have yet to respond in kind to the impoverished nation, choosing to tread carefully around the subject in an interview.
“North Unicorea?” said Element of Laughter bearer Pinkie Pie. “I love that pun! Imagine if we lived in a world where place names weren’t plays on words! Borrring!”
On Thursday, Equestrian military officials revealed that two Wonderbolts spelled a message for Amorous Cloud over an uninhabited South Unicorean island asking him to “chill out.” Hours later, Cloud ordered his generals to put rockets on standby and threatened to strike Equestrian targets if provoked.
“North Unicorea?” said Element of Laughter bearer Pinkie Pie. “I love that pun! Imagine if we lived in a world where place names weren’t plays on words! Borrring!”
On Thursday, Equestrian military officials revealed that two Wonderbolts spelled a message for Amorous Cloud over an uninhabited South Unicorean island asking him to “chill out.” Hours later, Cloud ordered his generals to put rockets on standby and threatened to strike Equestrian targets if provoked.
