War. War never changes, not even for the Equestria Inquirer. It can involve Scootaloo's war drums. a Crystal Pony war, or war-style traumatic flashbacks, but war never changes. We suggest you strap on your edible boots and brush up on your produce puns because life in Equestria is about to change. Kind of. Sort of. Okay, not really. I was just trying to be all dramatic and stuff. - TechRat
