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Author: Mindblower
Description: Inspired by the Derpy controversy of 2012.The Story of My Life (New Part 7!)
My name is Ditsica Esmeralda Doo, always has been, always will be. Had I any friends to speak of, they would have called me ‘Ditzy,’ but I admit that I am not the friendliest of ponies. To be fair, though, I’ve always had the tendency to judge a book by its cover before promptly putting it on my ‘Read Later’ list. After I discovered I had only 24 hours left to exist before I disappeared forever, though, I had no choice but to journey to Equestria’s maximum security dungeon with a mare who was nothing less and nothing more than irritatingly idiotic.
Did I mention I’m susceptible to migraines?
Additional Tags: The Derp has been Doubled
