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"We had a terrific premier event last night on EverFree Radio! Lots of big name bronies attended and I want to thank you all for coming out to support the Equestria Inquirer! In this week's episode, we analyze how Pinkie Pie will one day own the free wills of us all, TechRat does magic, and Joe eats some chips. We'll be sure to try and bring you... OBEY HYPNOPIE!" - Joe Stevens