Lets try something new! It's time to get those creativity hats out, and plug in the lightbulb attachments.
You have been hired to write the lyrics for a pony Villian song! You are free to do it any way you please, but for most of us, the best way will probably be a parody. Find some evil-ish music on Youtube, pick a villain (Discord, Trixie, Flim/Flaim, ect) from the show, and make a parody! Toss your new custom lyrics in the comments below with a link to the video you chose on Youtube.
Alternatively, write your own!
Who knows, maybe one of the musicians in the community will see it and bust out an actual song.
167 kommentaari:
I have no musical talent!
VastaKustutaA Trixie villain parody shoild go well :)
VastaKustutaTime to.make DA MUSIKS!
*waits for Mic or Tombstone to blow our puny minds*
VastaKustutaarrgg brain y u no music XP
VastaKustutaI am hopelessly pathetic at writing songs. Hopefully one of you guys will have better luck at this. That said, I can't to see what will be put out.
VastaKustuta@MyBoyJ
VastaKustutai agree.
So doing a Gilda song :D
VastaKustutai agree, meaning same.
VastaKustutai have no idea if MyBoyJ has any musical talent.
I will see a custom-evil song from Youtube, not customize one. i will see who entertains me with it!! ^_^
VastaKustutaArtists looking for inspiration, pray this might assist you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjbNQI-q26Q
VastaKustutaHmm...it seems as though all that we must do is take a song and change the lyrics. I think a certain song by Voltaire will fit nicely for Discord.....
VastaKustutaIs Trixie really considered a villain? True, she is a braggart, but its not like she was out trying to take over the world or intentionally causing mischeif
VastaKustutaCan't wait to see what you guys come up with.
VastaKustuta@wackypony
VastaKustutaI actually don't have any musical talent. I used to be able to read music and play the trumpet, but that was about 15 years ago.
This shall be interesting.
VastaKustuta@Bombedrumbum eyup
VastaKustutaBut, lyrics are like... hard!
VastaKustuta@palaminopegasus
VastaKustutaShe is a pretty ambiguous character, but the idea is that she 'represented' one of the seven deadly sins (pride) and thus is a villian.
This is a pretty cool idea, definantly can't wait to see the results! :) shame I can't create music though.
VastaKustutaI talk a lot...Sometimes... I am sure I could spit something out.
VastaKustutaDo Flim and Flam count?
VastaKustuta@Discord
VastaKustutaWhen Discord is too busy,
And stone's a bit too much,
They call on me, by mane you see
For my special touch.
Idunno, lol
@Bombedrumbum
VastaKustutaI think it's been done before. Part of the audition for Discord in Project SATURATION required you to sing a modified Voltaire song.
Someone please do a Gilda song. Preferably, an awesome one.
VastaKustutaMy only idea was Discord or Trixie singing a tweaked version of "You're Only Second Rate" from Return of Jafar and someone beat me to both, so DAMMIT.
VastaKustuta@MyBoyJ
VastaKustutai played the baritone horn, aka mini tuba.
can't now, been too long since.
"Flim/Flaim, ect"
VastaKustutaWhen I saw Flaim, why did Flim/Flam shipping come to mind?
@palaminopegasus
VastaKustutaI never have. Compared to the other villains she's practically a saint.
@Bombedrumbum
VastaKustutathat song, of course, being "The Dirtiest Song That Ain't"
or "Bomb New Jersey"
or "Cathouse Tragedy"
or "The Sexy Data Tango"
what? make sense? why on earth would Discord do that
umm... isn't this why the musicians have the toastbeard comp?
VastaKustutabut still, will be watching the results of this with interest
Let me think, I could do a couple for Nightmare Moon
VastaKustutaI am all of me- Crush 40
Sad But True-Metallica
Ah I'll think of something
Gotta get my cape and hat back, gotta repair my wagon,
VastaKustuta'cause tonight I've gotta look my best, Trrrrrixie's back in town
Gotta get a bunch of bits somewhere, gotta shine my hoofs and slick my mane,
gotta get myself a corsage, Trrrrixie's back in town
I´ll still claim I beat the Ursa Minor and I ain't gonna work on winter wrap-up
and I´m going to be the showstopperrr Trrrrixie's back in town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0b7sE57wE4
http://stagmanparty.blogspot.com/2012/02/trrixies-back-in-town.html
Based on the sadly unknown unreleased Yzma song- "Snuff out the Light". Sung by Nightmare Moon as she reveales herself for the first time in 1000 years.
VastaKustutaLink to original song (not this parody):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=374xW4zZbZA
When a ruler acquires a certain age
And the ones you rule over refuse to swoon
They love only the sunlit days
And ignore the light of my kindly moon
And I grew so weary, of all you folk
And thus my weakling years were done
I had to wait, and grow my hate
To take my revenge on the sun
When I was a mare by my sister's side
Celestia of the light
She said to my that I was loved
Though you slept right through my night
But I was not some dumb mare
I knew none of you ponies did care
And so, on my own, I did contrive
Revive the night, and make it come alive
I studied well, I grew my strength
For I would go to any length
To beat my 'sis and take the land
And rule it within the night's hand
It soon became my amibition
Straight from my own intuition
To gain some small remission
From that painful, burning, sun
Every little ray of sunshine
Drove me up the wall
Who gets blame?
Who did this?
Who to curse
You know the only one to blame would be my enemy my sis
(Chorus)
Snuff out the light
Claim your right
To my world of darkness
Snuff out the light
Neophytes
Of my world of darkness!
Little ponies, the night's on
All the sunlight is now gone
You can't run don't try to flee
For your princess hereby decrees:
I'm your new lord and master
You shall love, obey, and adore
I am your queen now, don't try to fight
Because my night is here forevermore, ha!
(Chorus x 2)
Apparaitions of eternal darkness
Spiraling in circles through the night
Ponies in beguiling blackness
No more squinting in the light
Bats and owls and coiled sea-dragons
Crocodiles and carrion beasts
Swirling in the growing darkness
Join us in the coming feast!
Spectre, wraith, and appararitions
Spirit, Demons, Phantoms, Shades
Salamander-serpents, Dog-faced devils,
Dance and watch the dying sunlight fade!
And now Be Prepared is back in my head again, I find all the villain songs far too catchy.
VastaKustutaand @Bombedrumbum now that's stuck in my head too.
I predict alot of oh so catchy songs.
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VastaKustutaDidn't someone already do a Nightmare Moon parody of this song? (In comic form?)
VastaKustutaJust search "Nightmare Moon Be Prepared" on YouTube, you get this stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCWSMEQeJOQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUNjeBn7Y30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce1hg63Cf5U
not exactly the most obvious choice... but i'm thinking the Monstars Theme (Hit Em High) from Space Jam [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewOzi5-AZXU]
VastaKustutaFlim and Flam as B-Real and Coolio
Gilda as Method Man
Trixie as LL Cool J
and of course, Discord as Busta
me attempting to do the whole thing = ridiculously ambitious, dunno if i'll actually get anywhere with it. but if it ends up even as half as cool as it could potentially be, it would be pretty amazing.
how long do we have? I'm starting right now!
VastaKustutahmmmmmm.....
VastaKustutaPerhaps I could make one about Trixie's past.
Power of Love, perhaps?
I'm just writing this as a joke, hope nobody is offended.
VastaKustuta------------------------------------
♪ Well, lookie what we got here, Ayatollah of mine, it's the same in every middle eastern town
Palestenians with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a plot of land to be found. D:
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair
And the key that they need to solve the Israeli hegemony you and I will share
Well you've got opportunity
In this very nuclear community
He's Khamenei!
He's Ahmedenejad!
We're the world famous Iranian brothers!!
Travelling Islamic fanatics non pro-liferaeee!
Pinkie: Non-pro what?
Nonproliferation, that's exactly the reason why, you see
No Jew else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you want to be
And that's a new world, with tons of uranium
Fresh refined and ready for arming
More uranium than you can fission in all your days of nuking
Al-Qaeda: I doubt that!!!
So take this opportunity
In this very nuclear community
He's Khamenei!
He's Ahmedenjad!
We're the world famous Iranian brothers
Travelling islamic fanastics nonprofilereeee
I suppose by now you're wondering about our secret nuclear program
I say, our method of nuclear-deterenceeee
And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised nuke?
Any rougue state can make a claim and any dictator can do the same
But my ayatollah and I have something most unique and superb
Unseen at any time in this great new world
And that's opportunityyyyyyy
Folks, the one and only, the biggest and the best
The unbelievable
Unimpeachable
Indispensable
I can't believe-able
Iranian brothers' Super Speedy Uranium Nukey 6000
What d'you say, sister?
*Rarity in a hijab faints*
Oh, we got opportunity
In this very nuclear community
Please Khamenei, please Ahmedenejad, help us out of this Israeli jam
With the Iranian brothers' Super Speedy Uranium Nukey 6000!!!!! ♪
When Celestia is too busy
VastaKustutaAnd Stone's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To Hasbro I'm Miss Fortune
To the Bronies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the soap on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're chaos
This is the life, you see
Luna tips her crown to me
I do it all because I'm chaos
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
While there's fillies to make sad
While there's cupcakes to be had
while there's saddlebags left to pick
While there's Grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's the game. I'm glad I win it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're chaos
This is the life, you see
Luna tips her crowm to me
I do it all because I'm chaos
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
I pledge my allegiance,
to all things chaotic
And I promise on my accursed soul
To do as I am told, Lord Discord
Has never seen a villain quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it giddily.
I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your moon
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
And it's so easy when you're chaos
This is the life, you see
Luna tips her crown to me
I do it all because I'm chaos
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
It gets so lonely being chaos.....
What I'd do to see a smile,
Even for a little while.....
And no one loves you when you're chaos
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need!
A Discord entry, to the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwHqhTr2URI
VastaKustutaYou’re a psycho, Mr. D,
You’re chaos in its prime,
You have a heart of crazy, a warped and nutty mind,
Mr. D,
Such a weird behaviour and so easy to revile.
What is this harmony you speak of? Mr. D, please explain,
You’re such a loony gu-uy!
Who’s the brainless cuckoo who let you outta stone,
Mr. D,
You’ve cotton candy clouds that are spewin’ choc-o-late from the sky!
SPOKEN: If you ask anypony who would know you,
SUNG: You’d need to be sectio-o-o-o-o-o-ned...
You’re a headcase, Mr. D,
Buffalo wearing tutus,
A draconequus of loco, and a screamin’ of woohoo,
Mr. D,
And on top of this all, I think you’re...
Disharmony to boooooooooooot...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewSAnWnSJv0
VastaKustuta<>
Trottin through this lonely place
You can’t even see my face
Where are you, where’s my place?
Now I’ve seen the darker space.
Lonely as the cold, dark night
Trying to learn wrong from right.
Try to win you, Try I might
Why can no one see my plight?
I just want you to notice me
I’m not trying to be mean.
Not trying to be too cocky
I just want you to see me.
I will stand up
I will rise
Up to the challenge
See it in my eyes
I can see you,
I see me.
Being one, in my dream
<>
All my Love, All my hate
I know that I’ve made mistakes
See the anger, see the hate.
To get your love, I must wait
Why can nothing be easy
I just want to be all lovey
Just like Mac and Cheerilee
But I guess that’s not for me
I have seen the other side
They watched as I sat and cried
As my pride slowly died
In the end I just ran and hide
I will stand up
I will rise
Up to the challenge
See it in my eyes
I can see you,
I see me.
Being one, in my dream
<>
I am not G and P
I am just the Trixie
I know that being me
Means that we can never be
<>
Go on Twilight live the dream
It’s pretty clear that you don’t need me
I’ll just pack up, I’ll just leave
Good luck Twi, signed Trixie.
Um...in between the <>'s...it's supposed to say "Hook" Or "Hook X2"....damn blogger templates..
VastaKustuta@Flutterfan #winning
VastaKustutaGot it. Gonna be a song called "You Had it Coming" about Discord. Oh yes.
VastaKustuta@Gamers Once More
VastaKustutaTo make a hyperlink, you don't use "hook" anywhere. Try "a href=" instead. That's always worked for me.
The song that I parodied.
VastaKustuta@Bombedrumbum No..that's just how I told that the hook was there in my word program. I already had this song all planned out...I didn't account for that though.
VastaKustuta@CanadianJoe
VastaKustutaSo once upon a time I heard this awesome unreleased Yzma song made back when the movie was still Kingdom of the Sun and I thought "Man, this fits so perfectly as a villain song for Nightmare Moon" so I instantly set about writing a parody of it but then got sidetracked. Up comes this post and I think "Cool, I bet I still have that half finished copy around here. All I need to do is finish it and..."
*Sees your post. Puts on best Shatner voice* CANADIAN JOE!
But seriously, your version is so much more awesome than mine.
To the tune of "Mack the Knife"
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qrjtr_uFac
Oh that pony, has such magic
And she shows it, wherever she can
She’s a sorceress, is that Trixie
And she’s coming, back with a plan
When she casts it, her bright magic
Fiery billows, fill the air
Pointed hat and, fancy cape, dear
Are the garb that our Trixie wears
Outside Ponyville, one dark evening
Lay poor Trixie, just feelin’ sad
She would show her, that lavender mare
And revenge would, make Trixie glad
She had style, she was great and powerful
That Twilight Sparkle, she would get hers
Anything she, thought she could do
Trixie could do, so much better
Now Rainbow Dash, dear, and sweet Fluttershy
Miss Rarity and, ol’ Applejack
Pinkie Pie and, that Twilight Sparkle
Time for Trixie, to stage her attack
All you ponies, better watch now
Watch in awe while, our Trixie strikes
Ponyville and, Twilight Sparkle
Better watch cuz’, this is Trixie’s night!
That’s right, it’s Trixie’s night!
The "Hook" is basically the chorus from the instrumental I used.
VastaKustutaComing out of my cage,
VastaKustutaand I've been doing just fine.
Gotta gotta come down,
because I want it all.
Nopony wanted my night,
How could I handle that slight?
I'm the queen of the night.
I'm the queen of the night.
See them falling asleep.
See them barring the door.
Now they're dreaming of dawn,
when they can frolic some more.
Now they're going to bed,
and my stomach is sick,
and it's all in my head,
but they're dreaming of sun-light,
happy playful fun-light
letting me go...
I just can't look it's killing me.
I'm taking control.
Jealously, driving my insanity,
there is no equality
choking on your harmony,
But it's just the price I pay,
destiny is calling me.
Open up my eager eyes...
I'm princess nightside.
Here is mine
VastaKustutaThe oogie boogie song for trixie I also sung it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QON_zQwDOJs&feature=channel_video_title
But yea someone that can actually sing good should do it :P
Trixie
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Twilight , huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the mare everypony talkin' about, ha, ha
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right mare
SHe's frieghtened, She's weakish
I don't know which is worse
I might just have to fight now
If I don't die laughing first
When Trixie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the The great mare
And if you are still thinking it
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time
That you hear this great song, ohhh
People
Ohhh
Trixie
Ohhh
Snips nd snails
Ohhh
Trixie
Ohhh
People
Ohhh, She the great great trixie
Trixie
Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cast a spell or two
to beat your friends again
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Twilight to make the fun twice
people
Ohhh
trixie
Oh, yeah
trixie
Ohhh
trixie
Ohhh
people
Ohhh
Trixie and people
Oh, yeah, I'm (she's) the great mare trixie
Twilight
Back off Trixie
Or you must face the dire consequences
You will not win
So please, come to your senses
Trxie
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this magic mare
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to start this fight
Twilight
You arent winning
Trixie
IYou will find I already have
(Musical interlude)
Oh, the sound of magic spells
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a magical equine
And always win the prey
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
so lets start now cause only one
is leaving here tonight
Twiligh
Dont do this Trix or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act
Trixie
Oh, Twi, you're something
You put me in a the spot but
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm the great trixie
And you ain't going nowhere
from a nonlinear, nonsubjective standpoint, rhyme is like... wimbly-wombly... rhymy-wymy stuff.
VastaKustutayeah... I got nothing
VastaKustutaOoh, I love the "Snuff Out the Light" parady; you're right, CanadianJoe, that song is criminally un-recognized. I think a version of this with parodic lyrics may have already been written (although I don't think sung? I'd be overjoyed to be proven wrong), but Judge Claude Frollo's magnificent villain song "Hellfire " really deserves to be given a mention in any case. I wrote this after watching the fantastic "Heaven's Light" animatic that came out a while ago; the Dislestia shipping worked so well there, I figured I might as well extend it on to the point where the burgeoning relationship turns a little...chaotic. It's kinda melodramatic, and perhaps a little hard to follow what the "plot" is (Discord feels betrayed by Celestia, knows she's fond of him, and drives her to petrify him so that she'll know the same loss he felt), but I'm still proud of finding not one but two acceptable rhymes for "chaos."
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/v/EyS3weMlxLA
Beloved Celestia, I thought you truly cared for me
When I was near you smiled and laughed with joy
Beloved Celestia, I thought that happy memory
would be my life, but now that hope's destroyed.
So tell me, Celestia, why I can't forget your name?
Why your smoldering eyes still scorch my soul?
I love you, I hate you, the sunlight from your spectral mane
Is driving me to lose all my control!
Towards Chaos! Mad chaos!
This chaos in my heart
And someday, the same loss
Will tear your soul apart.
It's not my fault! I'm not to blame.
It was the Alicorn, the Sun who set this flame!
It's not my fault! If in my pain,
I choose to rob the world of all I stood to gain!
How could you, Celestia? How could you spurn my earnest love?
How could you turn away when once you smiled?
Poison and deception, the ruin of all that I dreamed of
You trapped me, yes, but we were both beguiled!
Screwball (or her ancient predecessor): King Discord! The Alicorns--they're preparing to attack!
Discord: ...What?
Screwball: Celestia and Luna have made some kind of deep magic. They're coming for you!
Discord: But how, I--nevermind. Get out, you idiot. I'll face her. I'll face her even if she bends the fabric of the world itself against me!
Mad chaos! Full chaos!
Eons you've been alone
Just one love, gained now lost
For I'll be sealed in stone!
You loved me once
You love me still
You'll know my loss when
I!
Am!
Stone!
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaDamn, if only I had a good microphone, I'd be all over writing a song for Nightmare moon. Guess I could always do one without lyrics, but it wouldn't be the same...
VastaKustuta@terrycloth
Has anyone told you recently that you are amazing? Just thought you should know.
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaI always thought Nightmare!Celestia's villian song would be something like this(http://youtu.be/YUpIg9ZFsd4)
VastaKustutaDiscord for best parody
VastaKustuta@Flutterfan
VastaKustutaI love you.
Was going to do Behind Blue Eyes for Gilda
VastaKustutaRealized that I barely changed any lyrics
Ha ha, looks like I need something else to do. Here's Behind Gold Eyes if you want, but uh... I'm not impressed with myself.
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad one
To be the sad one
Behind gold eyes
No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To making ponies cry
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
No one knows what it's like
To feel this hatred
Like I do
And I blame you!
No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free
When my talons are bared, calm me down
Before I use them and lose my cool
When I frown, tell me a good joke
Before I shriek and act like a fool
And If I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
And If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind gold eyes
Land of Chaos"Voltaire - Land of the Dead"
VastaKustutaA timelord's my butler, a manticore my valet
A phenix draws my boat that flyes me all the way
Through a river made of ducks to a street that's paved with soap
I got a dozen daneing buffolow to guide me to my throne
In the land of chaos
twilight aint it grand
I'm the overlord of this wonderworld
cause I have the upper hand
In the land of chaos
I'm Forever feared
I'm skipping around in the chocolate town
and aint nothing going to stop me
Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa) Whoa! (whoa)
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Derpy my maid is ditzy as can be
My throne is made of tacos; its a sight to see
I've got a chocolate milk jacuzzi; pinki thinks its cool
and a stachue of celestia in my bedroom
In the land of chaos
Twilight aint it grand
I'm the overlord of this wonderworld
Cause I have the upper hand
In the land of chaos
I'm Forever feared
I'm skipping around in the chocolate town
and aint nothing going to stop me
aint nothing going to stop me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afem9mLcJ14
VastaKustuta(Please ignore ringtone advert. For some reason I can't explain the version of this I used to listen to is blocked in my country, so I went with that one.)
(Actually I can probably explain it, but I thought I'd be clever. Since this is a parody on Coldplay's Viva La Vida and all.)
(I know jack about music, by the way, and as such will stay away from all debates on it by at least five Rainbow Dash flight days. Dubstep sucks.)
I used to rule the stage
Applause would roar for this wondrous mage
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the boards I used to own
I used to roll the dice
See the gleam in the little foals' eyes
Listen as the crowd would gaze
At my illusions and lights, their splendorous maze
One minute I held the key
To the hearts of ev'rypony
But I discovered that my stories stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
I hear Equestrian bells a-ringing
If only it were my praise they're bringing
But my cape, my magic and awesome light
Will one day grace another night
For some reason I can't explain
Until you came there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
It spread all the way up and down
How the Ursa Minor was brought to town
No more able to deny my sin
People couldn't believe who I'd always been
Only a fool would see
A fraud and liar's matinee
But I'm still powerful and great
Can I make them see it's not too late?
I hear Equestrian bells a-ringing
If only it were my praise they're bringing
But my cape, my magic and awesome light
Will one day grace another night
For some reason I can't explain
I know I'll never forget your name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
I hear Equestrian bells a-ringing
If only it were my praise they're bringing
But my cape, my magic and awesome light
Will one day grace another night
For some reason I can't explain
I know I'll never forget your name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
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VastaKustutaThat wasn't even a villain song.
@Coconutswallow
VastaKustutaHeh, I had my parody on lay away myself; I had finished it for a fanfic, but got discouraged with writing fanfics for a while and forgot about it. My memory was triggered much the same as yours.
Thanks; but hey, you don't have to let my parody stop you from finishing and posting yours :D
@Sam Yates
And thank you.
I'm sure there are a number of Hellfire parodies floating around (I wrote one myself from a Celestia/Luna angle..I should get around to doing something with that- not a straight up villain song though), but more are always welcome for perhaps the greatest villain song ever.
I'm not a fan of Celestia/Discord shipping, but nice work there ^_^
If only I knew of any "evil songs". Heh.
VastaKustutanow imagine Equestria, but not half as nice
VastaKustutawithout the magic, t'would not suffice
but the magics easy, with a little direction
and the help of dismembering unicorn demise
lets dig deeper into pony anatomy
specifically that of those gifted magically
its easy to act so nonchalant
about there glowing aura, and magical gravity
but since all great worlds requires powerful energy
that in this case being horns magic initially
how you ask is the world still around
the answer, of course, needs a bit of ability
in the magic repository
where the dreams of ponies come true
in the magic repository
were every single unicorn is used
in the magic repository
where the dreams of ponies come true
in the magic repository
were every single unicorn is used
Rainbow factory parody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRx_iXgLAyw
@DIEDIEDIE765 and what are you going to do about it?
VastaKustutaAlright, here's one for the Flim Flams, to the tune of Second Rate, from the second Aladdin movie:
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRdK7_vX31w
Imagine it as being a song version of the race to make the most cider.
Flim: I must admit, this contest is quite amusing.
It seems like all those ponies're doing their part.
Flam: Well, come on, Flim, let's make this interesting-strike while the iron's hot.
Flim: Come on, then...let's see what they've got!
You try to defeat us with all your friends
But I'm afraid this contest is about to end
Flam: We're at a record pace, your method's out of date-
Both: You're only second rate!
Flim: Your think your Mac's a toughie, but he's simply lame
With a win like this, it's almost a shame
Flam: Brother, this is great, we're making crate by crate!
Both: They're only second rate!
Flam: Colts tremble, at the rumble, of the Squeezy~
Flim: Our apples are pristine, only the best~
But if you're not quite sure that they're the greatest thing-take a look at this!
Flam: Double speed-and keeping them fresh!
Flim: It's not really such a big surprise
And it's far too late to simply compromise
Flam: You're on a base, but we've hit home plate-
Both: You're only second rate!
Flam: Your hard work can only go so far,
Just accept that you're below the bar
Flim: Your skills may be inate, but let us reiterate-
Both: You're only second rate!
*music*
Flim: Bing bang zam!
*music*
Flam: Go ahead and scram!
*music*
Flim: Any hope of winning, Apples, is gone,
Flam: Because his contest is officially done!
Yeah, we may not have made the best,
But we matched the bet, and made enough to spare
Flim: It's us they hate, but just you wait-
Trust me, we'll be back, and then we will create
Flam: A greater machine, and you'll meet your fate!
Both: You're only second raaaaaaaaaaaaate!
What counts as a villain?
VastaKustutaNightmare Moon and Discord, obviously, and OP names Trixie and the Flim Flam Brothers as examples, so presumably them too. Gilda clearly counts, and you could say the Dragon from Dragonshy as well.
But what besides that? Spike plays an antagonistic role in two different episodes; is Spike a villain?
Pinkie and Twilight have capacity for villainessness...ess, as shown in Party of One and Lesson Zero.
What of fanfiction? Is Rainbow Dash a villain because of Rainbow Factory? Does Cupcakes-based work count? Princess Trollestia?
Is Zecora a villain? What if someone is merely suspected of villainy? Zecora? Owloysious? Cheif Thunderhooves? Princess Luna?
Are Parasprites villains, or innocent creatures having trouble coping in an unfamilar ecosystem? What of Dragonshy's Dragon, or Pinkie Keen's Hydra?
Do general jerkasses count as villainous? Pegasus Bullies, anyone?
What if someone is just a massive troll? Like Philomena?
What about inadvertent villains? Does Derpy count? Cherries Jubilee? The CMC have caused lots of inadvertent destruction. Pound and Pumpkin Cake?
What about Rival characters that aren't necessarily evil? Do the competing pets from MtBPW count? What about Mare Do Well? Or, since Rainbow Dash is more mean and egotistical in that episode, is she a villainess?
What about past villains? And are any of the tribe leaders in Hearth's Warming in the right, or are they all villains? Would Puddinghead make an EXCELLENT villain song?
For that matter, what of the Windigoes?
In Family Appreciation Day, Granny Smith is seen, not necessarily as an antagonist, but as an obstacle to overcome. Is Granny Smith a villain?
Or you could go the other way and make it so only Discord and Nightmare Moon actually count as villains, which would make a pretty crappy selection of songs.
Ooh, what about unreleased characters that MIGHT be villains? For example, I suspect Iron Will will be villainous in some way; does this mean I can write a villain song?
Something for Nightmare Moon set to "Nightfall" by Blind Guardian
VastaKustutaNo sign of her did shine through,
As all looked deeply afraid.
"Where's the sun? It should've rose up. Where has the Princess gone?"
"Save me your screaming, it's true (a dark voice proclaimed),
What you love, I shall take it away from you! Darken it and now know for sure, the light you once cherished is gone forever! Ha!"
Cries of terror rang out, no pony knew what had truly been brought.
Darkness it covered them all, fearful light would not return.
Many cried out in horror, night eternal now reigned!
The signs had been clear, but no pony was safe.
NightMare, suddenly she came back and surprised them all.
NightMare, suddenly she took out the light of all.
NightMare, Equestria is doomed to agony.
"Why couldn't they all love my dark? The bliss and the beauty of the nocturne?
Say farewell to light and the sun, and welcome moonlight ov'r you."
But even in darkness, some weren't afraid.
"A spark will ignite the last of the Elements of Harmony."
(The end of the nighttime drew near)
The words of an evil queen
"This cannot be!"
Filled with a bright rainbow's glow, her heart, full of rage, full of pride, it all went away!
NightMare, darkness shall never cover the land.
NightMare, the princess's been freed from her evil spell.
NightMare, Equestria is now full of harmony.
(Solo)
"Luna, now don't be so sad. Your actions were not of your own."
Always trust in your friends, never doubt their faith in you.
"I'm sorry Celestia!" she cried out afraid "The nighttime of mine, I just wanted it to shine. But will anyone ever love me?"
"Of course." she said.
NightMare, finally vanquished and gone for good.
NightMare, the Princess of Night has truly returned.
NightMare, Equestria shall love and honor thee...
("Twists and turns are my master plan...
Find them back where you began...")
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VastaKustutaYour mother.
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(Well... I don't EXACTLY have music for it. The meter was LOOSELY based off of Be Prepared, since that's always what gets stuck in my head when I think of a villain song... but the lyrics and meter probably wouldn't work with that music PRECISELY...
VastaKustutaAnyway... I did manage to whip this up in about half an hour...)
How now, oh my beloved subjects?
It’s been so long since I’ve seen all your faces.
I’m afraid dear Celestia won’t join us
For you see, as of now we’ve switched places!
Friends why do you shiver before me?
Are you stunned at my glorious sight?
No you’re just the same as you were then
You all are afraid of my night!
---
Oh the night, it shall last now forever!
The day shall be but fantasy!
Celestia’s crimes will be paid for in time
I’d give it an eternity!
Oh the day it is naught but a dream now
The mistress of night is now in!
Accept it my friends. My sister’s reign ends
And now a new era begins!
---
Am I not royal enough for you ponies?
Do you not recognize who I am?
The legends and signs were quite plain, dears.
Now it’s time that I end Sister’s sham!
How now, oh my beloved subjects?
Is my crown simply no more of worth?
After one thousand years of an exile
I deserve some respect from this earth!
---
So my night it shall last for all time then!
You ponies shall see that I’m great!
My power is vast and your princess has passed
To another more fiery place
Her day, it does nothing but burn you
But my night, it is soothing and cool
Alas you all cower at the sight of my power
I guess I shall have to get cruel
---
Well well well then, a little respect now
But alas it’s too little too late.
You ponies have incurred my ire
You foals have now sealed your fate!
Oh my is that fear in your eyes now?
And anger and hatred and pain?
Well my dears you had better get used to it
For it’s all you will know in my reign!
---
Oh the nighttime it shall be eternal!
And the day, it no longer exists!
So come sister’s lackeys. Stand up and attack me!
Try to get back your sun, I insist!
Remember this day little ponies
For you see it was truly your last.
Now my night is what’s true and there’s naught you can do
And your efforts will just make me laugh!
Remember this night oh my subjects
And don’t you dare try to get clever
From south to the north, from this moment forth
The night will last FOREVER!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Um, if anypony out there has the equipment, talent, and voice, but no lyrics, um, I could come up with them. I don't have the microphone or camera for recording something, and, well, I'm...too shy to sing.
VastaKustutaBut I've been told I'm extremely gifted with lyric-writing. (I once wrote a Jurassic Park song in ten minutes, but, uh, I don't think it was that great.) If anypony's interested, I'd be happy to share the lyrics and ideas.
I'm sure everypony is full of great ideas though. Good luck!
In Despair [Discord's parody of Be Prepared from The Lion King] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0AiN8vrn9Y
VastaKustuta[Discord]
Call on your keen observation,
And step to the side, little ones.
You should see, that you've no chance to beat me,
and behold, as your world is undone!
It's easy to see your confusion,
you thought I'd been banished for years.
But now that I'm back, it's forever!
Let me show you your wildest fears!
In despair, I can see your will crumble.
In despair, you should all run away.
We're drawing the curtain,
of this I am certain.
[Twilight]"You won't get away with-"
[Discord]
Oh, a new toy to play with!
I gave you no warning, and no time for mourning,
before I shoved reason aside!
I've given you no time to spare!
In despair!
[Pinkie Pie]
"Yeah, in despair! Wait... in despair of what?"
[Discord.]
"Of the loss of your freedoms."
[Pinkie Pie]
"I don't have any Fritos."
[Discord]
"No, you fool, your freedoms. I'm taking them away."
[Mini Discords]
"Excellent! Who needs freedoms? Free of freedom, free of freedom, la-la-la-lalala!"
[Discord]
"No, you fools, you will never be free!"
[Pinkie Pie]
"But didn't you say-"
[Discord]
"I've taken your freedom! Now that I rule, you'll never be free ponies again!"
[Background ponies]
We've lost our homes, our families.
To a tyrantial beast of a God.
[Discord]
And my dears, it was easy, to get here.
Don't you find that a little bit odd?
How simple I rose, uncontested.
Victorious, untouched, and clean.
The question I pose to you ponies...
What do you think it all means?
In despair, your queen and your princess.
In despair, they threw it away!
Royal obligation, to my subjugation
They threw down their crowns, and I came around
They put up no quarrel,
Those ponies immortal
And you'll never find them again!
You have every right to be scared,
In despair!
You have every right to be scared,
In despair!
@DIEDIEDIE765 fly away from your fail young one
VastaKustutaOoh, for that matter, what counts as a song?
VastaKustutaDoes Rap count? How about underground, obscure even for those participating in the 'scene' Nerdcore Rappist Schaffer the Darklord? He's got multiple evil songs.
And what even counts as an evil song? I posted Behind Blue Eyes, which is about evil, but as a song, sounds most opposite of evil. What about a few of Jonathan Coulton's more creepy Romantic songs? Is Skullcrusher Mountain an evil song? What about The Future Soon?
Also, are Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara villains?
What if I'm using my own personal fandom? Can I write a villain song for Gummy, or Background Eating Pony who gets ALL the fillies and will definitely grow up to be a James Bond villain?
Don't you disrespect respect little Mares!
VastaKustutaDon't you Delegate or derive
your in my world now not your world
and I got chaos on the sunrise
he's got chaos on the sunrissssssse
How's your day going ponies
Just a little disharmony don't worry
travel to my labrithyh
put your minds at ease
doing this will enable me to
do anything I please
I can see your future
and i'll change it around some too
I look deep into your heart and soul
you do have a soul, don't you Celestia
Make your Worst nightmare's come true
I Got hypnosis, hocus pocus, and things I ain't
even tried!
And I got Chaos coming on the sunrise
He's got Chaos on the sunrise!
The Clouds, The Clouds, The Clouds will tell
The Past, The persent ,and the Future as well
The Clouds, The Clouds, Just take three
and see how your freindship ends with me
need help finishing but here is link http://youtu.be/yZAY-78zhmw
And for that matter, what the HELL are Snips and Snails? The Ursa Minor?
VastaKustutaI cant think of any lyrics but I reckon this would be a good villian song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDKRD2q3bYo&feature=related
VastaKustutashe rode up in her caravan
VastaKustutaall the mares freakin' out yelling oh god damn
trixies back
dear sweet celestia
we thought she forgot about us
trixies back
her spellpower increased tenfold
now shes got us all in her hold
trixies back
i warned you all and now i'm back
get ready for my next attack
fluttershy'll faint in the back
i want rvenge like lyra wants hands
now here is my list of demands
one!
bring the mare that humiliated me that night
two!
i'll finally upstage twilight
three!
she's gonna tremble filled with fright
four!
she's gonna lose her mind tonight
she rode up in her caravan
al the mares running off yelling oh god damn
trixies back
dear sweet celestia
shes scarier than princess luna
trixies back
her spellpowers increased tenfold
now we're all in her hold
trixies back
i practiced and more than tripled my power
now i can handle much more than an ursa minor
you know i'm gonna win within the hour
so why not run like a freaking coward
how about you?
ready to be humiliated too?
i know that i can break you
just give me time to beat down derpy hooves
i'm the best at what i do
the princess won't dare send me to the moon
i can beat AJ, rarity, rainbow dash too
i'll break a pinkie promise
only one hurt'll be you
fluttershy doesn't stand a chance
i'll put the baby dragon in a hypnotic trance
i said it once i'll say it again
twilight doesn't stand a bucking chance
she rode up in her caravan
all the mares running off yelling oh god damn
trixies back
dear sweet celestia
i thought that she forgot about us
trixies back
her spellpower increased tenfold
now she's got us in her hold
trixies back
"Discord's Rule" - a parody of Venom's "Black Metal" with debatably better grammar than the original. Maybe.
VastaKustutaAhem...
Sun in the night, Chaos’s bite,
Ponyville’s set to explode!
Disharmony, now he’ll be free,
Discord’s got us by the throat!
He’s cast a spell, granting us hell,
Equestria’s odds: lookin’ poor.
Thunder will peal, this nightmare’s real,
Nothing but friendship will cure:
Discord’s rule!
You’ll lose your soul to his evil control!
World’s been defiled, Discord runs wild,
Rivers run with soda pop.
Scootaloo’s right: chaos tonight,
Madness that’s over the top!
Sneeze down the door, you know the score –
Lunacy strengthens in might.
Chaotic force, feels no remorse,
Drained of all our will to fight…
Discord’s rule!
You’ll lose your soul to his evil control!
Colors return with the wills he had stole,
Magical emblems, flying and free,
Taking our chances with pure harmony!
Come fight the fight with us,
Smile laugh and win,
United in friendship we stand!
Recall the good times,
Regain your souls,
We’ll banish him from this land!
Against the odds, and trickster gods,
To fight for friendship our goal!
Casting a spell, rainbows to fell
Discord, that infernal troll!
Building up steam, Draconequus screams;
Elements, ready to fight!
Bright rainbows bound, faster than sound,
Towards Discord’s form, set to rights:
Discord’s rule!
Take back your soul from his evil control!
Discord’s rule!
... So it's not really a villain's song, but it's about a villain and I think it's a bit funny. =P
Does anypony remember some secret message that was all like fill in the blanks and some people thought it was "SONGBY EVIL CHARACTER" or something like that...
VastaKustutaCould that have been a hint at the Flim-Flam brother's Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 song... They were DEFINITELY the villains of that episode. Does anypony recal what post that came from, and if it seems like a valid claim?
This whole create a villain song made me think of it, and it really IS the only villains we've seen sing!
I've thought more about it and I have made a short villain song for Derpy! Also, no, it's not a parody of anything: Iambic tetrameter/trimeter FTW!
VastaKustutaI'm sneaking to Carrot Top's house
to empty out her fridge
she'll think she's got a giant mouse
and run way past the bridge
she'll find Daisy, Lily and Rose
the screams will be quite loud
laments about the burritos
Dash will drop from a cloud
A Pony hoard will arrive there
they'll find only bubbles
part 2/2: Now you Young mare are drama Queen
VastaKustutabut you got the blood of royalty
I outta know, i'm one too
you to live high, but you status is too low
your gonna need some gems for the respect you know
Diamond dogs cut you off eh, mare
Yea sad but true
And now your forced to be generous, but generosity ties you down
You want to be queen, Be known from place to place, but being royal take greed
It's the Greediest of greed that I've ever seen
And when I look into the future it's Ms.greedy you'll be
Now you quiet Mare I won't waste much Time
You been kind all you life
you been kind to your mother, to your sisters and their brothers
and If you were married, you woud be kind for life
But In you future, the you I see, is exactly the Mare I always Wanted you to be
Come on mare's, look into to my eyes, won't you look into an old soul's eyes
YEEEEEESSSSSS!
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you Reeeeeady?
Transformation Central
Transformation Central
TRANSFORMATION CENTRAL
Transformation Central
Transmortification central
Can you feeeeelll It?
Your Changing Your Changing Your Chaaaanging all right!
I know I'm satisfied
But now with your taint, Go be Mean
I'll go start my chaos on the Sunrissssseeeee
He got what he wanted
what he wants is what he gets!
SHUUU! end
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1vDqgsbyhQ
VastaKustuta(Nightmare Moon)
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning.
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be.
It scared me out of my wits, my shadow shredded to bits. Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me.
I am the most mystical mare in all of Equestria. When that royal priss betrayed me she made a mistake.
My curse will make Luna pay, even that little mare that got away!
Little Twilight beware the Nightmares awake!
(Shadowbolt chorus)
In the shadows of the moon the nightmare will find her.
In the shadows of the moon just before dawn!
(Nightmare Moon)
Revenge will be sweet, with the elements defeat!
(Chorus)
In the shadow of the moon.
(Nightmare Moon)
SHE WILL FADE AWAY!
I can feel that my powers are slowly returning, the shadowbolts will kidnap Dash and blast any pony they see alone as well!
As Celestia falls with the pieces into place. I'll see her falling from grace.
Bye solar princess I'll say to your face. GOOD-NIGHT!
(chorus)
In the shadows of the night we will fight her.
(Nightmare Moon)
To the sun is the least I will definitely do!
(chorus)
In the shadows of the moon we will stew!
(Everyone)
Soon the elements will feel that our powers are quite real!
(chorus)
In the shadows of the moon.
(Nightare Moon)
She'll be doomed.
(chorus)
In the shadows of the moon we will fight her.
(Shadowbolt)
Fight her!
(Chorus)
In the shadows of the moon ice will consume.
(Shadowbolt)
Tomb her!
(Nightmare Moon)
Fear is a sign, that the night will be all mine!
(Chorus)
In the shadow of the moon.
In the shadow of the moon.
(Nightmare Moon)
Come my Shadowbolts, plot for your master. Make those shadows fill their souls with grime!
Come on now shadowsbolts, fly ever faster...
(Chorus)
In the shadow of the moon, in the shadow of the moon, in the shadow of the moon.
(Nightmare Moon)
EQUESTRIA IS MINE!
Original song: Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC3cjA7CcuE
TOTALLY A RAINBOW FACTORY PARODY 'COS IT'S COOL AND STUFF. It's a duet between Dr. Atmosphere and Rainbow Dash. They're not canon villains but they're still fanon villains. Herpderp.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just look at all these failures, colleague of mine, they’ll make up for last year
Ponies with useless wings, apathy, and showing that delicious look of fear
But these mare’s aren’t aware that we really can’t stand for this utter disgrace
Oh pity, but you see to get the best rainbow spectra, you we must erase
(Gasps of horror)
When you've got a deficiency in your flying proficiency
Hot damn, you sham, get led like the sheep to the slaughter
Canter on up to the Factory
(But I don’t...)
...want to die? Oh, that’s heartbreaking, this being not your choice
Don’t try to run, and we both know you can’t fly worth a damn, so be still and save your voice
But you got a use: to make the spectra, to be seen in all its glory
No pony can face this hell and live to tell her story
(How could you?)
So let us cure deficiency in that flying proficiency
Although, you know, you’re just like the sheep to the slaughter
Canter on up to the Factory
I’ll admit it is quite genius: our approach to the extraction
Our tool is fueled by your convulsions, but I discern you’re apprehensive
For that I do not blame you.
‘cos the chain will cause your pain to gain each time you struggle in vain
For the flock you will die, to be absorbed; spread ‘cross the sky
Allure that captivates - but you have to die
Forlorn in the factory
You are all pathetic, the languid and inept
For civilization, each laceration, fuels pigmentation and coloration
Rainbow Fac’try Super Speedy Filly Squeezy 6000
(Who wants to volunteer?)
Oh our flying proficiency does not meet their sufficiency
We’ve pled, we’re dead, we’ve got horrors ahead
In the Rainbow Fac’try Super Speedy Filly Squeezy 6000
Worthless failure: you are one lucky filly! You get to go first! Yes, the rest of your pathetic little classmates have to watch you rip apart at the seams! But oh, don’t cry, you’ve got the easy part: you only have to die!
(This isn’t happening!)
(A monstrosity, heinous atrocity!)
You’re done, don’t run, you’ll ruin the fun!
Strap her in tight and give these useless mongrels a crucifixion as repulsive as them!
(spectra, spectra, spectra, spectra..) etc.,
Stop struggling, child! You sure are wild.
Now, here's where the Spectra's processed! Watch close as the screaming, churning worthless pony carcass tumbles around, Her chest split open-- (We’ve found the machine works better when all the ribs are broken) --and ground into SPECTRA!
Your turn will come soon enough.
How could you monsters do this?!
The Crown would not approve this!
We’re pegasi, and we demand to be let go!
There is never a reason for such bloodshed,
Why’s a system like this so widespread?
This is despicable, yes
Just demonic! Damn the status quo.
Oh filly, you sure do have some nerve, alright, oh yes you sure do have some nerve
But see: you’re a failure, feckless, and a waste of being. This is just what you deserve.
Oh you poor foal, you’ll meet your doom, unloved and dispossessed
And fortunately for the flock, you’ll be fed into its hungry jaws
Let’s put the Super Speedy Filly Squeezy 6000 to the test!
Time to line up, fillies! Get your worthless flanks over here. It's time to serve the glorious Cloudsdale, with rainbows! Come on failures, die for the hallowed FLOCK!
Too bad that you've got a deficiency in your flying proficiency
Ashamed, and maimed, just like the sheep at the slaughter
Canter on up to the Factory!
(Yay~)
This is a parody of Iron Maiden - Moonchild, based on Discord.
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Yn72QM-lg
Six little Elements
Six little pony mares
Six paths to the darkest maze,
And your trip begins
Six more downward slopes
Six more fallen hopes
Stealing all your burning fires
Changing your desires...
I am he, the chaos lord
Cast from granite, watching you
Canterlot, where chaos reigns
I'll infiltrate your gratitude
Listen to the apples speak
Hear them now, fall before me
Be the liar or the element of truth
Fall before me now - Discord is my name!
Pinkie - hear the balloons scream
Rainbow - take my gift to you
I count those who still stand tall
Harmonious ones - I'll find 'em all!
And if you lie, or wreak violence
As your mind falls, Equestria is doomed!
And if you, Twi, reach your goal
I will torment you, you've been so foaled
With every second, and passing breath
You'll be so alone, your soul will bleed to death
Twilight - you've failed your goal
Twilight - give your mind up now
Equestria - a storm of chaos rise
Celestia - see what's become this night
The ponies are exhausted
Chaos is this storm
Discord's reign is rising
And the stars meld day and night
Ponies weary, minds are broken,
Cannot wield their crown
Harmony lies weeping
This peace was born to die, oh!
What is this - can this be?
Friendship restored, I could not see
I feel my form return to stone
"Your reign of chaos is at an end!"
But chaos lives in everything
It clothes you in the night
A lucky escape for Equestria
But I will return when the time is right!
Discord - hear Equestria scream
Discord - beware the stone statue
Discord - beware Celestia
Discord - take my claw tonight...
(Maniacal laughter at the end doesn't really need to be changed)
Discord sung to In the Dark of the Night from Anastasia.
VastaKustutaFor a millenia, I was cold and frozen
And the chaos I made was as bad as can be
It scared them out of their wits
As my statue fell into bits
Then I opened my eyes
And the chaos was ME!
I was once a god in all of Equestria
When Celestia beat me she made a mistake
My terror made everyone pay
But one little mare got away
Little Twilight, beware!
Discord away!
In the dark of the night, chaos will beat her
In the bright of the day, chaos will fall
Aah
There is no defeat
When my reign is complete
In the dark of the night
She'll be done!
I can feel my powers destroying the lands
In my throne with a chance of rain I can tell
As I change each of their ways
Making her fall into a daze
Arrivederci, Twilight, farewell!
In the dark of the night terror will strike her!
Chaos's is the least I can do
In the bright of the day, chaos will brew
Soon she will feel, that her fears will come true
In the dark of the night
She'll be through
In the dark of the night, I will beat her (beat her)
In the bright of the day, chaos will rule (RULE!)
My dear, it's the time
I'll take what is mine!
In the dark of the night
In the dark of the night
In the dark of the night
Come you ponies,
Search for your powers,
Harmony is sure to fall!
You will fail
As you waste your hours
In the dark of the night
In the dark of the night
In the dark of the NIGHT!
THE WORLD IS MINE!
@MyBoyJ
VastaKustutaDon't worry dood, you're awesome at getting first comment.
@4a93714c-db1a-11e0-a4c4-000f20980440
VastaKustutaWell now that's both a Nightmare Moon and Discord version created for the same song.
Now everyone knows 'Dark of the night' is a villains song. Besides 'be prepared' from the Lion King.
"Storm of Chaotic Tides", http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZAY-78zhmw
VastaKustutaAs Discord introduces himself to the Mane 6 outside of the maze.
[Discord]
Don't you insult me you filly fools
Don't you deviate...and besides
You're in my world now, not your world
And we're in for a storm of chaotic tides
[Mini Discords, echo] We're in for a storm of chaotic tides
[Discord, speaking]
You should see the looks on your faces....PRICELESS!
[singing]
Trot around the hedge maze
Put your harmony to rest
If you relax, it will lead me to
Show you who's the best
I can see the future
I can see your ponies' end
I look deep into your Twilight eyes...
[talking] Very sparkley by the way
[singing] Stop this sinkin ship called "Friend"
I got horns, I got wings
I got winds to cease your prides
And we're in for a storm of chaotic tides
[Mini Discords, echo] We're in for a storm of chaotic tides
[Discord]
The marks...the marks...the marks will tell
The end, the defeat, and the downfall as well
The marks...the marks...just--you--six
It won't take long for the chaos to mix
Now you, AJ, are an honest mare
But if lies were right, would you really care?
[Rainbow Dash, speaking]Enough with your mind games, Discord.
[Discord, singing]
Dash, so loyal...but to whom are you first?
If it comes to a choice, which one is the worst?
[Discord, speaking]
I hear you're the most fun filled pony in Equestria, Pinkie Pie?
[Pinkie Pie speaking]
I have been told that on occassion...
[Discord, speaking]
You may have a knack for fun and laughter..but what if the ones you cared about most weren't laughing....WITH you? *we hear other ponies randomly laughing*
[Pinkie Pie, speaking]
Huh?
[Discord, singing]
*evil laugh*
It's the fun, it's the smile, it's the laughter you drink
But if your friends were just mean, would you still be pink?
On you, Fluttershy, I won't waste much time
You've been pushed to your current state
You've been pushed round by your friends, by your schoolmates, and your bunny
And if you were angry...they'd be pushed round by your hate *evil chuckle*
And oh Twilight Sparkle, the you I see...
Is exactly the mare you always wanted to be...
[Twilight Sparkle, speaking]
What are you--?
[Discord, speaking]
You will get your horns and wings back in due time. I simply took them to assure that there was no cheating. You see, THIS is the first rule of our game: no flying...and no...magic. So what do you say? As if you have much of a choice... *evil chuckle*
[Twilight Sparkle, speaking]
We'll defeat you yet, Discord...just you wait!
[Discord, singing]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees....
Are you reeeady?!
[Mini Discords, echo] Are you reeeady?!
[Discord, singing] Are ya--reeeady?!
*the ponies enter the maze, and is starts to bend to Discord's whim*
Transformation central...
[Mini Discords, echo] Transformation central...
[Discord] Transformation central...
[Mini Discords, echo] Transformation central...
[Discord] Transformation central *evil chuckle*
Can you feeel it?
You'll be changin, be changin, be chaaangin alright
In the discorded co-ooonfiiines...
But oh wait--don't blame me
Cause we're in for a storm...of chaooootiiiic tiiiiides
And here's another quick one, because I like doing this. This one's about Nightmare Moon, except it doesn't really depict Luna in a "villainous" light, but...eh.
VastaKustutaParody of Avantasia - Carry Me Over: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC-FqllS6Ls&ob=av3e
Never been told I'd be so demonized
Wherever I go I am in her shadow
Never been told my sister, so beautiful
Would bring me up to let me down
I brought you the stars
And I watched through the rain
But never saw a smile on their face
In the eyes of the world
I should be out of sight, out of sound
Light of day, I'm out of place
Canter me over
Canter me over
Canter me over now
Canter me over
Canter me over
Canter me over now
I let the dark come and take me now
It follows every step that I take
Never thought that they would like me just like you
Now I'm looking down lightyears away
And now it seems that I'm the mare in the moon
I raised the stars and they did not even care
But I'm coming back down
You'll be out of sight, out of sound
Time has come for this dark mare!
Canter me over
Canter me over
Canter me over now
Canter me over
Canter me over
Canter me over now
The only villians how have had a song so far have been The Flim Flam Brothers. So there is a lot of pontential to make one.
VastaKustutaJust someone, please make one for Ahuizotl.
Oh... my...
VastaKustutaThese songs... They... I...
That Rainbow Factory one... Dear Luna... Strike them all down with your lightning and your thu'um.. err... I mean ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE... I hate that fic.
Challenge Accepted.
VastaKustutaI'm sooo going to regret this.
Well, here's a parody I wrote last year, hopefully it'll still count?
VastaKustutaA parody of The Lion King's "Be Prepared" - http://youtu.be/VR_xyWIX5xU
[Trixie]
I never thought griffon essential,
So rude, and an incredible pain,
But, I think they could have a hint of potential,
If under Trixie's vision and brain...
I'm sure that your powers of retention,
Are as quick as a tortoise's stride,
But slow as you are, give attention,
This speech is my moment of pride.
It's clear from your dullard expressions,
The fires do not burn bright in there,
But we're talking royals and successions,
Even you can't all keep vacant stares.
So prepare the chance of your lifetime,
Be prepared for great and powerful news!
A shining new era,
Is clip-clopping nearer!
[Snips]
This seems really sneaky...
[Trixie]
Just listen to Trixie.
It's delightfully sordid,
And you'll all be rewarded,
When Trixie's finally given her dues,
With a grievance ingeniously dared!
Be prepared!
[Gilda]
Hmph, be prepared for what?
[Trixie]
For the death of the Princess!
[Snails]
Is... she sick?
[Trixie]
No. Idiot. We're going to kill her... and Luna too.
[Gilda]
Hah! So no more dweeby pony princesses.
[Snips/Snails]
No princess, No princess, hehehehe!
[Trixie]
Morons! Instead of a princess there will be a QUEEN!
[Gilda]
Lemme guess who...
[Trixie]
I will be Queen!
Follow my lead, and you'll never go wanting again!
[Snips/Snails/Griffons Chorus]
Yay, all right!
Long live the Queen!
Long live the Queen!
[Griffon Chorus]
It's great that soon we'll be taking,
The lands that we've always adored!
[Trixie]
Indeed, now you're finally thinking,
There'll be all kinds of treasures to hoard,
Equestria is littered with prizes,
And yes, I'm the greatest pony,
So the point that I must emphasize is,
You won't get a bit without me!
[Trixie/Griffon Chorus]
So prepare for the coup of the millennia!
[Trixie]
Be prepared for the cleverest scam!
My intricate planning,
All of it spanning,
These years of denial...
Is surely why I'll,
Be Queen undisputed,
Beloved and saluted,
And seen for the wonder I am!
[Griffon Chorus]
Ooooh!
We'll have land,
So much land!
We will see,
Endless green!
[Trixie]
Yes, no stallion or mare will be spared!
[Trixie/Griffon Chorus]
Be prepared!
Yes, no stallion or mare will be spared,
Be prepared!
l'm not pinkie pie but I've a funny hair one
VastaKustutasomeone else is pulling at the farm
Something terrible is going down through the entire house
wreaking anarchy and all it brings
I be not happy idly, no, i can be mad
I curse the name, the one behind it all...
Pinkamina, I'm talking in my friends
And hate rainbow dash
Pinkamina, whatever did we do
To make you take our bronies read cupcakes?
Pinkanima, are we your prey sad,
Or are we just a stepping mane for taking back the throne?
Pinkamina, we won't take it anymore
So be happy and smile!
I'm fine with surprising, but be pinkie pie.
Now pinkamina
A happy catastrophe played by celestia,
what a happy birthday!
Sing it!
Paradoy of Discord: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDMGv3hNMes
I actually made a few songs for Discord on Deviant Art! They are:
VastaKustutaA Land of the Dead remake (a song by Voltaire)
a Be Prepared remake (The Lion King)
a Friends on the Other Side remake (Princess and the Frog)
and a Dark of the Night remake (Anastasia)
http://magnakilro.deviantart.com/#/d4ktubu
http://magnakilro.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4c6ui4
http://magnakilro.deviantart.com/#/d4o4aml
http://magnakilro.deviantart.com/#/d4nvw0z
ofc none are anywhere near as good as anyone else's work ^_^
@Magnakilro
VastaKustutaThat makes three 'Dark of the Night's'.
A great song to do would be "Friends on the Other Side" from The Princess and the Frog. It's just.... Perfect.
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a62PenJuFo
VastaKustutaTrixie:
Gosh, it's such a thrill to see them cower.
When I rule, they'll treat me with respect.
I can't wait to show them my new power.
So much for the morally correct.
Up till now, my life's been tragic.
I intend to steal her magic.
No more Mrs. Nice Mare! Not for me!
If you think that I'm demented,
Well, now you'll see the plan that I've invented.
No more Mrs. Nice Mare! No Siree!
After I've caused enough malice,
I'll take control of the palace!
Thanks to Twilight, I've been wishin'
To be so much more than a mere magician!
Trixie's back and worse than ever.
Greater, stronger, and much more clever!
Baby, Mrs. Nice Mare's history!
Vengeance is what I've been wanting
After the boo's and the taunting!
Twilight won't even be able to blind me.
Cause I'll turn all her friends into something shiny!
Just get used to this new upheaval.
I've found I love being evil!
No more Mrs. Nice Mare! Wait and see!
(Wait and see!)
I'll become the twisted, crooked, nasty, spiteful,
Wicked, wayward, way delightful
Bad girl I was born to be!
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon:
One More Time!
Trixie:
A lying, loathsome gift abuser!
Most unpleasant magic user!
No more Mrs. Nice Mare! That's not me!
Gonna go a little off the beaten path fora villain song. Think Sabotage by Beastie Boys.
VastaKustutaI can't stand it, I know you planned this!
Set them all straight, you go ahead miss!
I can't stand talking while you're in here
'Cause your friendship makes me want to disappear.
So while you sit back and wonder why
I act like I got this spur in my side
Twilight Sparkle, why are you still around
Your stunt with the Ursa burned me to the ground.
So, so, so,
So listen up Twi, and please shut your trap!
You can't make this go away with your Friendship sap!
But know this, that my show must go on!
Even if you made everything so wrong!
Strongest Unicorn in Celestia's reign,
putting the rest of us petty ponies to shame,
counting on the Elements to see you to though,
without your power, what do the rest of us do!?
TWIIIIIIII--LIIIIIIIGHT,
You think I make a difference after all?
Difference at all, for the years of study?
Difference at all, for the friends that left me?
Difference at all, all this work for a fall?
Is the a Difference at all, if you have it all!?
I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set my self straight, and I will hate
You!- I can't stand talkin' when you're in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face
But make no mistakes and take this from a tale
I've put in the work, and I know I can prevail
Be the best magician in all Equestria
Rise back up from my grave and take it all!
I decided to do another one. I had this idea since I saw Hearth's Warming Eve. Not sure if this rewrite will be a real villain song, but I love it.
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSu4hOLYrXk
Commander Hurricane:
What do you expect from wingless little numbskulls?
Those two unworthy races gotta go!
One's coat's a sickly pink!
Their corpses will soon stink!
It's not something I think!
I know!
Pegasi:
They're savages! Savages!
CH:
Barely even ponies!
Pegasi:
Savages! Savages!
CH:
I can't take any more!
They hoarded all the food
And caused this awful snow storm!
We must sound the drums of war!
Pegasi:
They're savages! Savages!
Both:
Evil flightless weaklings!
Now we sound the drums of war!
Princess Platinum:
This is what we feard. The pegasi are bruters.
Their hate is all that's keeping them alive.
Chancellor Puddinghead:
A unicorn's a snob!
So we have to do this job!
PP & CP:
But our race deserves to survive!
Unicorns:
They're savages! Savages!
PP:
Barely even ponies!
Earth Ponies:
Savages! Savages!
CP:
Selfish at the core!
PP:
They don't deserve our trust!
CP:
They brought this storm upon us!
Both:
We must sound the drums of war!
Unicorns & Earth Ponies:
They're savages! Savages!
Both:
First we arm our forces!
Then we sound the drums of war!
Pegasi:
Savages! Savages!
CH:
Let's go kill a few, troops!
Unicorns:
Savages! Savages!
PP:
Now it's up to you troops!
All:
Savages! Savages!
PP: Evil!
CP: Demons!
CH: Get them!
All:
Destroy their lousy race
Until there's not a trace left!
Now we sound the DRUMS OF WAR!!!!
@Flutterfan
VastaKustutahaha that needs to be a song
Either Trixie + Dr Horrible (My Eyes),
VastaKustutaOr Discord + Be Prepared (Lion King)...
Choice, choices, choices...
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaThis is so dumb...but I do not care.
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_FsYDXLbi4
The name on everypony's lips is gonna be...Trixie.
The pony raking in the bits is gonna be...Trixie. I'm gonna be a celebrity, that means somepony everypony knows.
They're gonna recognize my eyes, my mane, my hooves, my horn, my nose.
From just some dumb traveling act, I'm gonna be...Trixie.
Who says that magic's not an art?
And who in case she doesn't she doesn't stall, can say she made an Ursa Major fall...Triiiixie!
(Skip a bit...)
And Twilight Sparkle will buck I know,
to see her name get billed below,
The G&P Triiiiixie!
@I Won't Leave You I might just take you up on that offer :)
VastaKustutabased off Exile vilify http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Vg2YS-sFE
VastaKustutaTrixie:
Exile
The road looks so dark, friend
Exile
The show’s over now, again.
It just wasn’t a hit
Now you’ve run out of bits.
Does it feel like a trial?
Does your attitude affect how your crowd will smile?
Exile
It takes your mind, again
Exile
The show ended badly, again
Oh, you meant so much
Have you given up?
Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind the way they just won’t smile?
Does it feel like a trial?
Are you're running away
From the last of your days?
Smile
It’s been a while
Smile
Show some new style
You've got suckers' luck
Have you given up?
Does it feel like a trial?
Does it trouble your mind how your crowd won’t smile?
Does it feel like a trial?
Did you fall for the same empty answers again?
Pinecones
Don't even try
Pinecones
Don't even try
…Again…
My band could always record a screamo song. Call it lyrics.
VastaKustutaTrixie singing Poor Unfortunate Souls (Foals) from The Little Mermaid
VastaKustutaI admit that in the past I've been conceited
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, vain
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
I apologized and changed my campaign
True? Yes
And I fortunately am great at magic
It's a talent that I always have underused
And here lately, please don't laugh,
I use it on behalf
of the miserable, bored and unamused
Pathetic
Poor unfortunate foals
in pain, in need
This one longing for a trick
That one wants to see a spell
And do I help them? Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate foals
So bored, so true
They come flocking to my carriage
crying "Spells, Trixie, please!"
And I help them? Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone I couldn’t entice
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint,
but on the whole I've been a saint
to those poor unfortunate foals
The colts here don't like a lot of blabber
They think a mare who gossips is a bore
Yes, in the Ponyville herd
Ponies never boast a word
And after all, dear, what is bridle prattle for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with dullness
True magicians avoid it when they can
But they fawn and swoon and praise
Over a pony who can amaze
It's she who astounds, who gets her fan
Poor unfortunate foals
in pain, in need
This one longing for a trick
That one wants to see a spell
And do I help them? Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate foals
So bored, so true
They come flocking to my carriage
crying "Spells, Trixie, please!"
And I help them? Yes, I do
@manespiration
VastaKustutaOops forgot the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP5dvetk8ho&feature=related
Villian: Nightmare moon
VastaKustutaSong: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=labytsb3gfI&ob=av3e
Lyrics:
Love and Kindness (Night Mare)
I think that someone is trying to save me
soothing my rage and appeasing my grief
No mare of the earth could ever stop me
This fight for the land is a fight for the throne
Night Mare, lunar glare
Night Mare, lunar glare
What remorseless emporess commands me
I no longer govern the moon
I am completely immersed in darkness
As I turn my gaze away from the sun
Night Mare, lunar glare
Night Mare, lunar glare
Split your hooves with love and kindness
When you see the prince-cess
Raise your horns and flap your wings mares
If you wish to prevail
This ivory disc is what propels me
Lightning strikes in the sky
Aim directly for her crooked crown
And look her straight in the eye
Night Mare, lunar glare
Night Mare, lunar glare
I used "It Feels So Good to Be Bad" from All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
VastaKustutaI decided to go from an approach that Discord recruited Trixie for the job of stealing the elements - it seemed fitting. Trixie and Twilight seem to fit the Carface-Charlie relationship fairly well. Plus Red has a similar shape to Discord when not disguised as a dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwd86x81SI
[TRIXIE]
When Trixie gets those elements, she can charge twice as much for her shows!
[DISCORD]
SILENCE! I didn't recruit you for putting on petty stage shows. You have so much to learn.
Now I know you are ambitious,
but you've got to be more vicious:
so far all you've done for me is lied.
But there's more to this than wielding
the powers which I am dealing.
You're an amateur. But Celestia knows you've tried.
[TRIXIE]
Trixie answered your ad, didn't she? Fame, fortune, followers: call 1-800-Discord.
[DISCORD]
Good girl. And very soon, your efforts will be rewarded.
You'll develop so much faster:
now you're working with a master
who will help you cultivate your magic skill.
You'll discover brand new spells you've never known before.
But you'll only find it when you're rotten to the core.
It feels so good to be bad!
...So delicious to make everypony sad.
It's simply THRILLING to be the chilling
one who made everypony's mind go mad.
It feels so GOOD to be bad!
[DISCORD]
Case in point: Twilight doesn't know it, but she's in my power!
She's gonna wish that she was never born!
I promise you that by the day's last hour
we'll be rid of that thorn!
[TRIXIE]
Why can't Trixie get rid of her for you?
[DISCORD]
'Cause you had your chance and blew it;
And you simply could not do it.
You couldn't get Twilight's friends to turn away.
It's a problem you created
If the elements' power isn't grated...
I'm not naming names, but SOMEPONY has to pay.
[TRIXIE]
Trixie could try again, Discord!
[DISCORD]
You'll never beat them. With the elements on their side, nopony can.
[TRIXE]
But we stole the elements!
[DISCORD]
But they're still connected. We've got to CRUSH their spirits.
Though you give me cause to flout you,
there's enough potential about you,
that I shall adopt you as my protégé.
And when you've learned every twisted, tricky thing I know,
"Trixie" will be the name found upon every fresco!
It feels so good to be bad!
...So delicious to make everypony sad.
It's so appealing to send minds reeling.
With seeds you're hewing, distrust is brewing
but nopony knows they've been had!
You've got my guarantee: it feels so good to be bad!
So exciting!
[TRIXIE]
Olé: So inviting!
[DISCORD]
So good to be bad!
Funny that this popped up today, because just a few weeks ago, I just finished the lyrics (I have yet to put it to a tune) to a Nightmare Moon song. You see, I've been toying with the idea of writing the script for a musical detailing Luna's descent into Nightmare Moon, kind of like Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, except less comedic. In light of that, the proper context for this song would be as follows:
VastaKustutaLuna has already used dark magics to transform herself into the "Nightmare" form, and is keeping the Moon in the sky against Celestia's wishes. Celestia has already tried to reason with Luna, but she will hear none of it. After a while, Luna notices things start to deteriorate. She WAS confident that after enough time, ponies would learn to love the night, but as the sunless hours grow colder, and ponies' health is starting to fail, the younger Princess has second thoughts. Seeing that her tactics are getting nowhere, but still vainly holding onto hope, she resolves to, should morale not improve, lower the Moon to make way for the Sun.
Then a righteous Celestia bursts in, making clear to stop Luna by force. Luna quickly resolves her angst with "Screw this, you want a monster? You've GOT one."
Anyway, I give you, "So What You Want is a Nightmare":
So my sister is trying to kill me!
It looks like the whispers were right:
When all’s said and done
All they want is their Sun
But the dark cannot live with the light!
So what you want is a Nightmare!
Well, I’ll give you a terrible sight:
When all’s said and done
Then I shall be the one
To ravage this land with my Night!
Dearest sister, don’t fret for your subjects
I’m going to treat them quite swell:
The cold, it will creep
And they’ll freeze in their sleep
But I’ll ring them a funeral bell!
So what you want is a villain!
Well, there’s one thing I’m willing to tell:
The cold, it will creep
And each life I will reap
Shall depart with a sorrowful knell!
Loving sister, don’t think I’d forget you:
I’ll be taking my sweet time with thee
Once we are alone
Then I’m claiming the throne
And I shall declare one last decree:
So what you want is a monster!
Well, you’ll soon learn how cruel I can be
Once we are alone
Then I’ll turn you to stone
To moulder for all eternity!
So what you want is a Nightmare!
Although I didn’t ask for this part
It’s one that I’ll play
For your love of the Day
Has driven me out of your heart…
I used "It's Our House Now" from House of Mouse as a set-up for a huge villains gathering. I'm not entirely happy how it came out, but I hope you all like it!
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbh1LNQxgkk
Discord: (speaking) Now now, Celestia, did you really think I was gone for good? I escaped so easily before, what made you think the last time would be any different? Now, I think it's time WE settle the score.
(singing from here on)
Discord: This country could be fun,
Trixie: Ruled by ponies excelling talent!
Gilda: Kickin' back,
Diamond Dogs: With gems and jewels~!
Film&Flam: So we think it's time to form a coup!
Trixie: Don't think you'll stop us now,
Gilda: We're just taking over, don't have a cow.
Discord: And now the time is close at hand...
(clock chimes)
All: And Equestria is in our hands!!
It's our land now,
It's our land now,
Blueblood: Don't even bother fighting back,
Shadowbolts: Or we'll make you the hydra's snack!
All: It's our land now~,
Diamond Dogs, Film&Flam: Raise your mugs for thieves and thugs!
Discord: Join the chaos-raising crowd!
All: It's our house now!
Gilda: If your cool, you may just fit in perfectly...
Trixie: Just give up, you can't match up to meee~
Shadowbolts: The princess' powers are history...
Film&Flam: So their time is done!
Blueblood: They rule no more!
All: So now we kick them out the door!
IT'S OUR LAND NOW!
Diamond Dogs: All the money!
All: IT'S OUR LAND NOW!
Trixie: All the glory!
All: With King Discord at our head,
Discord: Disharmony will start to spread!
All: IT'S OUR LAND NOW! (join the party)
Bow to us, pathetic slaves! We're the ones on top now...
Gilda: (speaking) Bye-Bye, losers!
Trixie: (speaking) You're done, Twilight!
Diamond Dogs: (speaking) Beat it, Ponies!
Discord: (speaking) Game over, "Elements of Harmony!"
All: (singing) IT'S OUR LAND NOW! Don't bother coming back, IT'S OUR LAND NOW!
@Jason Shadow
VastaKustuta(Oh, I neglected to mention: Luna would be waiting one more hour before lowering the Moon, had Celestia not interfered.)
Um... Does Pinkamina Pie count as a villain?... probably not... maaaybe at least the Antagonist? Oh well, i wrote this a while ago, about Pinkie's transformation between Pinkie and Pinkamina. i really wanted to record it... but my singing voice sucks...
VastaKustutaTaio Cruz- Dynamite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUjdiDeJ0xg&ob=av2e
I throw my hooves up in the air sometimes
Saying Okie
Dokey lokie
I wanna celebrate and eat candy
Saying woo hoo
Bronies lets move
I came to bounce bounce bounce bounce
up to the club just to announce-nounce-nounce
That this place right here, it is my house house house house
No, don’t thank me, thank Lauren Faust faust faust
Ye, ye
Cause I’m pinkie I will rule
If you don’t like it you’re a mule
Yeah!
I throw my hooves up in the air sometimes
Saying Okie
Dokey lokie
I wanna celebrate and eat candy
Saying woo hoo
Bronies lets move
'Cause we gon' rock this club
come on don’t be shy shy
I’m gon' light it up
Like I’m Pinkie Pie
'Cause I told you once
I’m on a sugar high
I’m gon' light it up
Like I’m pinkie Pie
I came to Dance Dance Dance Dance
It don’t matter the circumstance stance stance stance
All the cupcakes I will eat eat eat eat
Al of the pie and all the sweets sweets sweets sweets
Ye, ye
Cause it goes on and on and on
buffet goes on and on and on
Yeah!
I throw my hooves up in the air sometimes
Saying oh no!
Cupcakes no mo’
I wanna eat more but I’m out of sweets
Saying my friend
This is where it ends
'Cause we gon' leave this club
to you all goodbye.
now that I’ve become
Pinkamina Pie
'Cause I told you once
to me don’t lie!
hiding secrets from
Pinkamina Pie
I'm gonna have my party
with my true friends by my side
With LaFlour and turnip[
Sir Lints –o-lot has never once lied
'Cause I, I, I Believe them
And I, I, I
I just dont trust you. I just don’t trust you!
What is that o-over there?
That right over there?
What are you all doing there
I throw my hooves up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO!
Now I kno-ow
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO!
My friend’s let’s go!
'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
I’m gon' light it up
with my bestest friends
Now I told you once
Now I told you twice
Our bond won’t end
You’re my bestest friends
Thumbs up, let's do this!
VastaKustutaDiscord's take on "Brand New Day" from Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, titled "Chaos Reigns".
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOtpkOUA02c&feature=youtu.be
Lyrics:
Could it be? That I'm free on my crime spree,
No more tricks, no more magic, no annoying princess,
No more clear order here in Equestria,
You will see, You will laugh,
Now that Pinkie Pie has me brought me back to life!
Yes, chaos reigns!
Discord's back in town,
All the ponies run with their faces down!
I'm gonna change this world, make it my very own.
Yeah, chaos reigns!
All the time that I spent in that prison, I'll forget.
All the friends you will lose now, that I bet
Chaos rules, Tia drools, I have won now
The world finally ripe with my own beautiful sight!
Yeah, chaos reigns.
Nothing more makes sense.
I see you're shaking,
do I make you tense?
I'm ruling this realm, so stop being dense.
Yeah, chaos reigns.
And Tia will see the real laugh's,
Not on me, but on her, this failure.
You may be sad, but I promise you
That you'll love your brand new chaos-filled Equestria!
Yeah, chaos reigns.
Discord's back in town.
Better watch yourself,
Because you're going down!
Laugh along with me,
it's the brand new norm!
(cackles)
Here comes the chocolate storm!
Yeah, chaos reigns!
Aaw yeah, now the ball's in my court. Here's one of mine, "Chaos Meister", a parody of "Music Meister" from an episode of Batman: Brave and the Bold.
VastaKustutaOriginal song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_q1SdaWLlw
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[Twilight] It looks like town hall has turned into...apple crumple?
[Dash] Aaw yeah! My stomach was just starting to *rumble!*
[Twilight] Umm, Dash, did you just sing that?
[Dash] What? Of course I did *not.* Wait, yes I *did!*
[Dash] I'm feeling lame and off my game; for home I feel like winging
[Pinkie] And in my ears, you laugh and jeer. Your mirth I find it stinging.
[Fluttershy] What's up Pink, you in a stink? You look a little grey!
[Twilight] What is the source of this strange force that has you in its sway?
[Rarity] Who is doing this to me? And also you but mainly me.
[All] The dastardly, despicable, disturbingly, inexplicable
[Applejack] And imminently kickable!
[All] The author of our plight is...
[Discord] The Chaos Meister!
Put down your hooves my friends; your elements are such a bore.
Your resistance to my rule now ends, so bow before Discord!
Young mares, or stallions, it doesn't really matter.
You are all just slaves, so watch your order scatter.
As I regale you with my riddles, you'll know, there is no choice,
Go find your silly Princess, while in this chaos I rejoice!
Ohhhhh I'm the Chaos Meister (He's the Chaos Meister!)
The reign of chaos dawns.
He's the Chaos Meister, give back our wings and horns!
And so you see it's destiny, so succumb to my tyranny!
Yes I'm the Chaos Meister, and this world ain't yours anymore!
You see, I've got plans for this little village of yours. Don't mind me while I get to work!
Now let's make this lantern burn toffee instead of fire!
And here's a hat made out of snacks for Applejack the liar!
The buffalo from nowhere shall wear tutus as they prance!
What's up Pinkie, my little dear, I thought you loved to dance?
I'm the Chaos Meister (He's the Chaos Meister!)
The reign of chaos dawns.
He's the Chaos Meister, give back our wings and horns!
I'm the Chaos Meister, not a statue on your path!
[Celestia] You're the Chaos Meister, now you'll feel my royal wrath!
[Discord] Ah, Celestia...how drab!
<>
[Discord] You better wait right there, you see. Becuase your world belongs to me.
And now my dear you'll have the chance, to work on your own stony stance! <> Muahahahahaha!
And now the Princess' been disgraced, the time for hope has passed! Face it Twi, it's said and done, stop living in the past!
AuuuhhhAahhhhAhhhhhhhh!
I'm the Chaos Meister (He's the Chaos Meister!)
Feared from coast to coast!
I'm the Chaos Meister! It's mischief I love most!
I'm the Chaos Meister, what's wrong Twilight, gonna cry?
I'm the Chaos Meister, and this world ain't yours anymore!
Presenting my crappy attempt at creating a song for the windigos based on 'Skeletons on Parade' by Ludo (Minus the intro...and everything minus the first verse).
VastaKustutaOriginal song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3gao5Coer0
The sun is down
The ground shakes
Diamond Dogs doth growl
And we're makin'
Snow fall across the park
We're slithering in the dark
The foals all squeak
The mares wheeze
The stallion shriek
And hate sepulchered
For years and years in dust
Is wiggling off its crust
Take flight now
Gallop freely off through the clouds
The way is clear, it is open
I'm hopin' you'll join us
Everypony come on ouuuut! Yeah!
[Repeat x2]
What a lovely lovely night
For a fight and parade
We'll ride until the morning's light
This land should be afraid
Battle Axes or halberds instead
We loving causing ponies dread
Cries of loved ones, frozen hay
That's us floating on parade!
Foolish Mares:
VastaKustuta(a Be prepared parody by Palpony)
Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ6cw_MuTDE
Discord (As scar):
You know all those powers you mentioned
Those elements, that I deigned to hide
If you want to go far, pay attention
My words have meaning hid inside.
It's clear that you stave off depressions
You thought things would always be fair,
But we're talking chaos, and recessions
Even Friends can be caught unawares
So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A Shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer, (Twilight) And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I'll Make you Distorted
And I'll be rewarded
When at last your friendship is askew
And in Chaos, My rule is prepared
Foolish Mares!!!!
Dialouge: (optional)
Rainbow: Yeah, You wish we were scared!!!!!
Pinkie: (oblivious) scared about what?
Twilight: (Angry) About losing EVERYTHING!!!
Pinkie: Ooh Falling Nesquick (dashes off)
Twilight: (sigh) Does she care if he wins?
Pinkie Pie: (in distance) Chocolate Chocolate, lalalalala
Twilight: (at pinkie) IDIOT!!! Discord is Winning!!!
Pinkie Pie: But he said.
Twilight: He was lying!!! If he wins we'll never see ORDER AGAIN!!!!
(enter discords versions of the mane 6)
Discord Ponies: (marching hyenas)
It's great that we all got infected,
Our virtues, so rife with Discord
Discord:
But of course, Don't you know, Your expected
To spread strife all across the board.
Now Order is to be despised (De-Spie-Zed}
And while I'm the main addressee
The Elements will be subsided.
AND CHAOS WILL REIGN HAPPILY!!!!!
So prepare for the change of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for a life without friends.
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Ridiculous Ponies
(change of mood)
Are finally bowing (Bowing pronounced like in David Bowie)
(It is Good)
Decades trapped in ire
(We shall beat)
Encased in stone spire
(Order's seat)
Make's me predisposed (predispo-zed)
(Aaaaaahh...)
To get overloaded
(..aaaaahh...)
And Wreak havoc over the land!
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Yes, i'll tear you apart without care!
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Foolish Mares!!!!
Discord's Ponies: Yes, He'll tear you apart without care!
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Discord: Foolish Mares!!!!
Funny, I JUST finished writing these lyrics. And yes, it's another In the Dark of The Night parody. What can I say? It's a good villain song.
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRgxM21b9k8
This is meant to play on the idea that Discord had a hand in Luna becoming Nightmare Moon, and may even be the reason that Luna and Celly are the only (canon) alicorns. (Cadence doesn't count.)
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In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be
It scared me out of my wits
A statue crumbling to bits!
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare… was me!
In Equestria, I was once second to no one
When the royals betrayed me they made a mistake!
My curse made each of them pay
But two little foals got away!
Sky Sisters, beware,
Discord is awake!
When the chaos unfolds, evil will find them!
When the chaos unfolds, just before dawn
Revenge will be sweet
When the curse is complete!
When the chaos unfolds
They’ll be gone!
I can feel that my powers are slowly returning!
I’ll bring bedlam that never can hope to be quelled!
As my madness rains from the skies,
I’ll see tears rain from their eyes!
Their fear is a glorious prize! (spoken) Hahaha! How swell!
When the chaos unfolds, terror will strike them! (Terror’s the least I can do!)
When the chaos unfolds, evil will brew!
Soon, they will feel,
That the Nightmare is real!
When the chaos unfolds
They’ll be through!
When the chaos unfolds, evil will find them! (Find them!)
When the chaos unfolds, terror comes true! (Doom them!)
My dears, here’s a sign--
It’s the end of the line!
(Spoken simultaneously to chorus singing)
Poor Luna. How does it feel to live in the shadow of your sister?
When the chaos unfolds
When the chaos unfolds
Come, dark minion,
Rise for your master
Let your evil shine! (When the chaos unfolds! When the chaos unfolds!)
Find her now
Yes, fly ever faster!
When the chaos unfolds
When the chaos unfolds
When the chaos unfolds
SHE’LL BE MINE!
Deucey Dee here. I thought this was an interesting event, so I decided to join in. While thinking of ideas, I looked at actual villain songs, but I couldn't come up with something that was perfectly fitting for any of them. Then I came up with something using for its basis a song that wasn't technically antagonistic, but nevertheless dark. So, here's a more evil song for the Flim Flam brothers, based on "We're Marley and Marley" from A Muppets Christmas Carol.
VastaKustutaVideo of Original Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsiKOJOXMJU
He's Flim and he's Flam and
We're brothers of a trade
We make the most of industry
With these machines that we've made
We specialize in making deals
And money, that's no doubt
And if you won't work by our side
We'll simply run you out
He's Flim and he's Flam and
We're cunning, sly, and quick
Just know that we'll do anything
Including being tricky
As brothers we are quite a pair,
And thick as thieves, it's true,
So if you try to outdo us,
Then we'll do out with you!
The Flim and Flam Brothers
The Flim and Flam Brothers
Give up, now!
You can't win the duel
We have technology and then
On top of that, we're cruel
We can't be beat
While on our quest for cash
So make some sales, but once you fail
We'll own you in a flash
The Flim and Flam Brothers
The Flim and Flam Brothers
To no particular tune.
VastaKustutaLyrics:
They slink in the shadows
and trot beneath the trees
They wriggle in the water
and crawl in the caves
Keeping you up at night
Making you afraid of the dark
Don't close your eyes or else
The monsters will get you
Cockatrice, Dragon, and Manticore too
So much to fear
so little they do
Soaring above the clouds and breathing fire
Slithering about and staring at you
Claws and Teeth and Terrible tails
Timberwolves that howl waking you up in fright
Diamond dogs that are mean and steal
Hydras that bite and chase you about
More monsters than you can count
more evil than can be seen
these are no lies
so take careful heed
Parasprites that eat house and home
that cause plagues and blights
Wendigos
horses of cold
that love fighting and hate
So be warned
for these are more than stories
be careful
my little pony
when you are out and about.
((Terrible I know but maybe someone could make them better. Or just one up me and make something better.))
I had a lot of fun with this and I hope somepony enjoys it. Poor Unfortunate Soul-Trixified:
VastaKustutaTrixie: Come in Rainbow Rash- Dash! It's rude to slink around. Trixie might think you were peeping on her. *Chuckles*. Now then, you're here because Twilight wouldn't give you a spell to lure that dashing marefriend of yours, eh? Not that I blame her. She's clearly jealous of the relationship you two will have. But never fear! Trixie has exactly the spell that will fix the aching in your heart.
Dash: And, you'd help me?
Trixie: My dear pegasus, that's what Trixie does. It's what she lives for! To help unfortunate ponies like yourself. Poor souls who are out of options. It is true that Trixie was a showoff. Her arrogance had cost her many fans. But it turns out in the end; all she wanted was some friends. And is striving for a way to make amends. True, yes. And Trixie fortunately knows a little magic. It's a talent that she always has possessed. And she uses it not for gain, nor fortune or fame. But to aid the lonely, meek and lame. Losers. Poor unfortunate souls, their problems abound. Trixie listens to their woes and they keep her on her toes until a solution is found. Those poor unfortunate souls, they make Trixie so sad. They beg for her assistance with everything they have. And she helps them, is that so bad? Now while it isn't common, there has been a little problem. When someponies haven't paid Trixie her dues. Sad, it makes her feel. But in the end a deals a deal. So here’s her proposal for you.
Spoken: Now here’s the deal. I’ll cast a spell that will make you irresistibly attractive to the pony you adore for three full days. Now listen, because this is Trixie’s favorite part. Before midnight on the final day, you’ll have to get that pony to fall in love with you. Irresistible attraction won’t be enough. You’ll need the kiss of true love. If she kisses you, before midnight on the final day then you’ll be together forever… but if you fail; she’ll reject you forever. Have we got a deal?
Dash: So if I don’t succeed, I’ll lose our friendship?
Trixie: That’s right… but, if you do you’ll have your mare. Life’s full of tough choices isn’t? Oh, and there is one more thing. As generous as Trixie is, her services do require a fee. It’s not a deal if both parties don’t benefit right?
Dash: But I don’t have any-
Trixie: Trixie’s not asking for much, just a small token of your appreciation for her. All she wants, is your wings.
Dash: My wings…
Trixie: Exactly Rainbow Rash- Dash! You’ll be grounded for life.
Dash: But without my wings, how will I impress her?
Trixie: You have your looks, you’re pretty face. And don’t underestimate the importance of, body-language!
Singing: The mares out there aren’t interested in show-offs. It’s a major turn off; trust me I’ve been know. But if you don’t have your wings, your friend will see the many things that make Rainbow Dash simply glow. No one’s too impressed with your attitude, and your flying only gets under their skin. So lend Trixie those wings, those trifle little things, so that you true love for you can begin. Oh, you poor unfortunate soul. Indulge, go ahead. Trixie hasn’t got all day and although this game is fun to play it’s about time it came to an end. You poor unfortunate soul, so alone. If you want to win her heart then you must play your part. Trixie just needs you to sign this paper she designed. Snips and Snails now I’ve got her boys! The boss is on a roll! This poor, unfortunate, soul!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oU85k7oOCo
It is complete. Now, I wait for le video to render. THEN I must sync. THEN upload... and THEN, THEN I SHALL FULFILL MY DESTINY!!! Or fail miserably, the latter is most likely. :| well, time for drugs...
VastaKustutaOriginal Song: My Goody Two shoes brother (phineas and ferb)
VastaKustutaVillain: nightmare moon
I bear lots of animosity to people
they simply annoy me all the time
and apple farmers really test my patience
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
I don't like pegasi or stupid cider makers
they really should just bow to me
Not fond of ducks or fabric makers
Or those annoying little skaters
when i take over, i will shout with glee!
There are lots of stupid ponies on this planet
that i would love to see just go ka-boom!
But my goody two-shoes sister
in my side, she's a blister!
nope, no one's gonna miss her
when i brng about her doom!
Yes, my goody two-shoes sister
in my side, she's a blister!
yes, no one's gonna miss her!
yes sir, i'm gonna gonna diss her!
yep, no one's gonna miss her!
when i bring, about her, dooooom!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8_cDtr8rp8
VastaKustutaAlso a Trixie show, tho' more of a showoff than a villain song ^^
Last of the fireworks explodes in the sky
Stage silences after the show, success once again
Fans’ appraisal still echoes here, the most wondrous of sounds
Left astonished of my skills, as if there ever was any doubt
Soon I will leave this town for my next stop:
Everypony should have the chance to see my fame
Behold!
Behold peasants, for your mistress is here
Cheer me! Praise me!
The Master of Mages, the greatest of all
Applause, worship!
No point to challenge, whatever you try
All you do I can do better…
There is no shame to bow for my might
One day the whole world will know the Great and Powerful!
I’ve seen the horrors of Everfree, kept my courageous heart
Stood up against the wildest beasts, and walked away alive
No mage has overpowered me, but given me their respect
Come forth, no need to be shy now, I’ll let you to kiss my hooves
And as you’ve honored with my presence
Be known, you shall see show like never before…
Behold peasants, for your mistress is here
Cheer me! Praise me!
The Master of Mages, the greatest of all
Applause, worship!
No point to challenge, whatever you try
All you do I can do better…
There is no shame to bow for my might
One day the whole world will know the Great and Powerful!
Don't know if this would count, but it does focus a lot on Discord's antics. The parodied song is Green Day's "Homecoming" from the American Idiot album.
VastaKustutaThese clouds are fleeing from me / I'm stranded in the sky
They're made of cotton candy / Shouldn't be able to fly
Chocolate milk comes pouring out / Over all the land
I just don't understand
In Sweet Apple fields / Their normal crop turns to popping corn yields
The apple trees enlarge / Seems Celestia's no longer in charge
Creatures grow long legs / They don't care how much Fluttershy begs
At least Pinkie Pie / Is enjoying chocolate milk from the sky
With no fail-safe spell / It's tough to see if this all will end well
But it can work out / If we friends cast aside all our doubt
Dash corrals the clouds / AJ's lasso loops up and around
Reverse psychology from Fluttershy / While Rarity's saddle keeps Twilight dry
When we work as a team / No challenge is too great, it would seem
But what's this note we got / Looks like we're needed in Canterlot
So what's going on? So what's going on?
Oh Princess what's wrong? Just what's going on? (x2)
Princess Celestia fills us in on / Why all this chaos has just arisen
Seems that an old foe once defeated / Has escaped from his stony prison
Now the only thing that can stop the insanity / Is those fabled Elements of Harmony
We six friends are the only ones who / Can restore peace for everypony
“To find your missing Elements / Make sense of this change of events
Twists and turns are my master plan / Then find them back where you began”
They're not in the box / Someone picked the locks
Looks like Discord's handiwork
He may know our names / But the task remains the same
We need to stick it to that jerk
We're proud to be Harmony!
We knew the maze would pose quite a challenge / But we knew together we'd be strong
Little did we know that Discord would show / And take our wings and horns before too long
Then the hedges grew and split up our group / So we set off for the center to meet up
(Applejack) We've all been baited / Now we're separated
(Pinkie Pie) Discord is turning us / One by one
(Fluttershy) We've all been baited / Now we're separated
(Rarity) Discord is turning us / One by one
(Rainbow Dash...Dash...Dash...Dash)
Oh, for the love of...
I'm a chaotic guy / In my chaotic world
I used my chaotic powers / To corrupt all the girls
Ponyville has gone crazy / From my chaotic touch
Why do I cause all this madness / Because I love it so much
A house of cards on my left / Soap-covered roads on my right
With just a thought in my head / I turn the day into night
That's how I run this place
I run this place
I run this place
Here they are sealed inside this book
Well we found the Elements but now look
All the others couldn't give a care and Dash is MIA
The Elements were of no avail
Now it looks as though our friendship has failed
My heart is broken, it's just not fair; guess I cannot stay
At home a very sickly Spike / Belches out a big surprise
The weekly letters I had sent open my eyes
So I must round up all my friends / And cast the memory spell
Then we'll beat Discord
Friends
Becoming friends again (x2)
We chased down Rainbow Dash and gathered together again
Discord didn't stand a chance when friends wielded the Elements
Free
Equestria's free again (x8)
Celestia praises us / Discord's defeated
Everypony's cheering / Friendship won!
For those who are curious, here's a link to the song:
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awHSVx99Y_g
And the instrumental version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CuFFbUTScY
I had too much with the last one so I decided to do another song. Here's Oogie Boogie’s Song Discord Style. Enjoy!
VastaKustutaDiscord: Well, well, well. Who do we have here? Twilight Sparkle, ooh. I’m really scared. So you’re Celestia’s pupil, ha ha ha ha! You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’, there must be some mistake! There’s no way that you’re the one in which Celestia put her faith! She’s youthful, inexperienced, this couldn’t be more grand! There’s no way a little filly could undo my master plan. When Lord Discord declares that we’re in for a storm, you’re better duck and cover and hide someplace warm. And if it’s raining chocolate then there’s something just not right. But that’s the way I like it because disorder gives me might.
Woah! Ohh! Woah! Ohh! Woah, I’m the Spirit of Chaos!
Twilight: My friends will come for me and then we’ll just see who has more power, Discord or harmony?
Discord: You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’, you can’t believe your lies! Friendship and magic, huh. I’ll swat them down like flies. It’s funny, I’m laughing, you really are too much. And now with your permission, I’m going to do my stuff.
Twilight: What are you going to do?
Discord: I’m going to do the best I can. Disorder reigning in the world fills me up with bliss. I want to play a game with you so please indulge me miss. It’s much more fun, I must confess, when minds are on the line. Not mine of course, but yours young girl, now that’ll be just fine.
Twilight: If you’re doubt my magic your fate will be quite tragic.
Discord: You’re funny, entertaining, you’ll make a fantastic toy! You’re just not understanding that you can’t overcome my ploy. It’s hopeless, you know that, I’m gonna do you in! Cuz I’m the Lord of Chaos and there’s no way I won’t win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw0aoVpFCDw
Take a wild guess....
VastaKustutaDragonequus Anthem (feat. Pinkie Pie)
(Discord Up!)
(Pie!)
(Whee!)
(Let's go!)
Dragonequus in the house tonight!
Nopony gets to have a good time!
And Discord make you lose your mind!
Nopony gets to have a good time!
(Snap!)
Dragonequus in the house tonight!
Nopony gets to have a good time!
And Discord make you lose your mind!
We just wanna see ya lose it.
*Shuffles on Twilight's head*
Peer outside, looking for sane? She gone from here, King I reign.
Floor becomes ceiling on the spot. Falling up? Happens a lot.
Are you sane? I gots to know. Otherwise, enjoy the show.
Up is down, left is right, and all days, contain the night.
Whee, I'm runnin' neath the clouds like you know,
I got the chocolate flow, rainin' oh, candy more,
I'm Pinkie Pie! Yeah, dis dessert I'm ingestin',
Gonna make me fly like a pegasus zepplin!
Dragonequus in the house tonight!
Nopony gets to have a good time!
And Discord make you lose your mind!
Nopony gets to have a good time!
(Let's go!)
Dragonequus in the house tonight!
Nopony gets to have a good time!
And Discord make you lose your mind!
We just wanna see ya lose it!
/Everyday I'm torturin'!/
(Torturin', torturin')
Now, step up fast, and be the first mare to make me chortle, laugh
'S'all for giggles, don't be mad, hey, stop; hatin' is bad.
One more cloud for us, Another round!
I fill up my cup, up to down!
We just wanna see you shakin' now,
Terrified of me, and crazy now!
Fall up, fly down, throw your hooves up all around,
Fall up, fly down, throw your hooves up all around,
Fall up, fly down, throw your hooves up all around,
Throw your hooves up all around, Throw your hooves up all around!
Fall up, fly down, fall up, fly down
Fall up, fly down, fall up, fly down
Fall up, throw your hooves up all around,
Throw your hooves up, throw your hooves up, throw your hooves up, throw your hooves up
Dragonequus in the house tonight!
(Throw your hooves up!)
Nopony gets to have a good time!
(Throw your hooves up!)
And Discord make you lose your mind!
(Throw your hooves up!)
We just get to have a good, good, good time!
Throw your hooves up
Throw your hooves up
Throw your hooves up
Oh yeah, everyday I'm torturin'!
@Radoxeald
VastaKustutaAh typos, "appraisal" = "approval". Should have proofread this better...
OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING HOLY CRAP.
VastaKustutaI wrote this a few weeks ago and only submitted it to FiMFiction yesterday! It's like you guys KNEW I did it!
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/11324/1/Trixie%27s-Show/Trixie%27s-Song
Start at 0:46 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_0uxll_e7c&feature=BFa&list=PLE0C4D1C130091BEF&lf=plpp_play_all&shuffle=904230
VastaKustutaBring out the magic
Start the show
Now to go
-1:02-
Now with the powers
I shall obtain
All of the glory
And none of the shame
Take the stage
Show off thou magic
Listen to the crowd
What is this?
Purple Pony
Unicorn.
Twilight Sparkle, Why?
Foil my plans....
Why does this happen?
I shall Win.
-1:27 Magic battle until 1:35-
I have lost.
All my magic, useless.
Where is my power?
Ursa Major
Come to my aid
Twilight?
Saving me.
No thanks, But I'll be back.
-Stop until 2:15-
Snips and Snails
At my side
Go after the Ursa Majior
Ursa MINOR?
Twilight,
Why do you help me...
Why....?
-Stop until 3:52-
I will preform.
Twilight can't stop me.
Not... Once.
-Pause for Dramatic effect eue-
Ever.
Am I the only one with an original song? I really need to get it recorded. It has a lovely rhythm if you know how it goes.
VastaKustutaThese are original lyrics I made this off the top of my head. Note that this is practically my first time writing lyrics and I've been deprived of sleep lately when reading this. XD Please excuse stupid mistakes I may have made.
VastaKustutaThe "villans" are Flim and Flam. I have no title for this either. It's too early to think of one. XP
Flam:
Say, Flim, what do we have here?
See those ponies?; how they stare?
Perhaps they’ve intrigued by our wondrous machine?
Brother do you know what this could mean?
Flim:
Stop, Flam. What they all see is a scam.
Everypony’s been lead to believe that we’re a sham.
Sales ponies lost for opportunity.
Worthless crooks are all that are left to see.
Flam:
Nay brother, can it truly be?
It was a single failure. Surely?
Flim:
I say, one so disastrous.
Now it’s how we appear to the eye. Scandalous.
Both:
The apples, have led us here.
Run out of town for our pursuit of progress.
The apples, outdated beyond compare.
Incapable of grasping this new process.
Don’t worry Applejack, for we are coming back.
This super speedy siege will be the
one last time, this one last time.
Flam:
Listen, Flim, what say you to this?
Make a stunning new device for this season?
Limitations are only a sure-fire miss.
They’ll be left charred for this very reason.
Flim:
Yes, Flam. What they all see is our genius.
This top tier machine shall stun the consumers.
What is business without competition? Meaningless!
Let’s put an end to these incessant rumors.
Both:
Look this way or you’ll miss the point.
Hate us for our brilliance but,
Do not miss the point,
when we usurp your dear home.
The apples, have led us here.
Run out of town for our pursuit of progress.
The apples, outdated beyond compare.
Incapable of grasping this new process
Don’t worry Applejack, for we are coming back.
This super speedy siege will be the
one last time, this one last time.
Flim:
Opportunity will arise-
Flam:
-for the top ponies!
Both:
WE WIN
@RisingStar
VastaKustutaI made one as well. I don't have access to my keyboard so the melody is kinda rough as I imagine it.
Yours is certainly better done than what I mustered up. It's really cool. :D
@SolidSt33d
VastaKustutaYeah, it's kinda weird. Now that I've mustered up the courage to post my shit, openings are popping up for me to post them in.
Do you think making it about Trixie gets extra points?
@RisingStar
VastaKustutaYeah. Never write anything on 3 hours of sleep. XD
double the points!
Oh dear, I've gone and made another one....
VastaKustuta[Spoken]
If somepony flew above a crowd
and raised her voice up way out loud
And shook her tail and thrashed her leg
You'd notice her
If somemare watching a play
Yelled, "Fire in the second row,
"This whole place is a powder keg!"
You'd notice her
And even without making a fuss,
Everymare gets noticed now and then
Unless, of course, that mare is
Invisible, inconsequential, me.
Cellophane,
Princess Cellophane,
Shoulda been my name
'Cause you can look right through me
Trot right by me
And never know I'm there.
I tell ya,
Cellophane,
Princess Cellophane,
Shoulda been my name
'Cause you can look right through me
Trot right by me
And never know I'm there.
Suppose you were a little filly
And you felt a little silly
'Cause you've gone and made a mess
You'd be noticed.
Suppose you were an important pony
And have been longer than you've been alive
With a sister right there by your side
You'd be noticed.
A pony is made of more than air
With all that mass, you're sure to see her there
Unless that pony next to you is
Unimportant, unloved, me!
Cellophane,
Princess Cellophane,
Shoulda been my name
'Cause you can look right through me
Trot right by me
And never know I'm there.
I tell ya,
Cellophane,
Princess Cellophane,
Shoulda been my name
'Cause you can look right through me
Trot right by me
And never know I'm there.
I hope I didn't take up too much of your time.
@Freyaday
VastaKustutaOriginal song: Mr. Cellophane from Chicago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71wILjr_Yvs
Second one! Done a few times already, but meh. Ponified version of "In the Dark of the Night" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8&feature=related
VastaKustuta--------
In the dark of the night, my jealousy burning
I was all but forgotten, why couldn't they see?
But Luna doesn't call quits
To me, they'd all submit!
Then I darkened the skies
And Nightmare was free!
I was never the most loved mare in the kingdom
When my sister betrayed me, she made a mistake!
My night would make them all pay
But I was banished away!
Little ponies, beware,
Nightmare Moon's awake!
In the dark of the night, it's nighttime eternal
In the dark of the night, you've seen your last dawn!
Now I'll take back my seat
So prepare for defeat!
In the dark of the night
All hope is gone!
Now that I've returned, the tables are turning!
Dear sister, I'll whisk you away with a spell!
I'll watch the tears streak down their face
As I right my unjust disgrace!
Oh sister dearest, your grace, farewell!
In the dark of the night, they're going to love me!
It's only what I deserve!
In the dark of the night, daylight is through
Soon they will see, that they all adore me
In the dark of the night, I'm coming for you!
In the dark of the night, it's nighttime eternal
Rule them!
In the dark of the night, my time is past due
Fool them!
Did you not heed the signs?
It's the end of the line!
In the dark of the night...
In the dark fo the night...
Come my subjects,
Bow for your princess,
This land is now mine!
Heed me now,
There'll be no cause for distress
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
Farewell sunshine!
*shrug* I already wrote this when I was bored, so what the hay.
VastaKustutaLyrics: http://pyrobug0.deviantart.com/art/Brand-New-Day-Trixie-Style-273065124
Song it goes to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILObfEzX92k
(I know! I am the cleverest pony!)
Wow... I'm looking at some of the stuff here. I've said this once, but I'll say it again, "this community's got talent."
VastaKustutaJust a short one to the tune of 'Gaston' from 'Beauty and the Beast':
VastaKustutaGee is sure Pains me to see you, Trixi
Filled with such abject despair
Everypony want’s to be you, Trixi
You need not worry or care
There’s on mare in town as admired as you
Or filled with as much elegance or grace
We are all awed and inspired by you
So be sure to lift up your face
No pony’s strong like Trixi
Never wrong like Trixi
No pony who we get along with like Trixi
And that’s why we all are celebrating
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXI!
Give three “cheers”
Give five “hurrahs”
The great and powerful Trixi is the best by far
Nopony’s been like Trixi
Ever will be like Trixi
For your name will go down in history
AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXI!
@RisingStar
VastaKustutaI have another entry. Not exactly a villain song, unless you count Clyde Pie as such in this song. It's a ponified Kickapoo, by tenacious D.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/11189/1/Kickapie/Kickapie
@Anorax
VastaKustutaOh, really. Thank you. Uh, did you have anything in mind?
Just a quickie, based on Devil Nights by Electric Six. Start time: 4:12 PM
VastaKustutaEndless Nights:
Endless night
Endless night
This night is forever
All over Equestria!
You sent me to the moon
Because you that that it was right
Taking over all my duties,
Now you bring the day and night,
Twilight Sparkle's your last gambit,
And the Elements of Harmony,
You gamble the whole world
On her friend-making ability
Endless night
Endless night
This night is forever
All over Equestria!
This night is forever
All over Equestria!
And as the sun goes down tonight
I'll have my vengeance!
Sure as the your coat is totally white
I'll have my vengeance!
Going into the old castle,
In the depths of Everfree,
Sending Twilight Sparkle for
The Elements of Harmony
FEAR ME!
FEAR ME!
FEAR ME!
FEAR ME!
FEAR ME!
FEAR ME!
FEAR ME!
FEAR ME!
This night is forever
All over Equestria!
This night is forever
All over Equestria!
And as the sun goes down tonight
I'll have my vengeance!
Sure as the your coat is totally white
I'll have my vengeance!
Endless night
Endless night
Endless night
Endless night
And as the sun goes down tonight
I'll have my vengeance!
Sure as the your coat is totally white
I'll have my vengeance!
@RisingStar
VastaKustutaFinish Time: 4:23 PM.
A ponified song for Nightmare Moon in 11 minutes flat!
"I'm feeling keen and mean
VastaKustutaNot lost, not flown away
Just irritated and quite hated
Self control breaks down
Why's everything so lame?
I like my life in bane
I'm fabricating and debating
Who I'm gonna kick around
(Right now)
Can't find a way to get across the hate when I see you !
(Right now)
I'm feeling strange inside I want to slash and buck you !
(Right now)
I claw apart the things inside that excite you
(Right now)
I can't control myself, I bucking hate you
I'm feeling low today
Not hurt just bucked away
I'm devastated and frustrated
Celestia I feel so downed
So why'd I feel the need?
I think it's time to bleed
I'm gonna claw myself
And watch the blood hit you bound
(Right now)
Can't find a way to get across the hate when I see you !
(Right now)
I'm feeling strange inside I want to slash and buck you !
(Right now)
I claw apart the things inside that excite you
(Right now)
I can't control myself, I bucking hate you
You open your mouth again
I swear I'm gonna break it
You open your mouth again
By Celestia I cannot take it
Shut up, shut up, shut up or I'll buck you up
Shut up, shut up, shut up or I'll buck you up
Shut up, shut up, shut up or I'll buck you up
Shut up, shut up, shut up or I'll buck you up
Shut up, shut up, shut up or I'll buck you up
Shut up, shut up, shut up or I'll buck you up
(Right now)
Can't find a way to get across the hate when I see you !
(Right now)
I'm feeling strange inside I want to slash and buck you !
(Right now)
I claw apart the things inside that excite you
(Right now)
I can't control myself, I bucking hate you
I buckin' hate you
I buckin' hate you
I buckin' hate you
I buckin' hate you
I buckin' hate you
(Shut up)
I buckin' hate you
(Shut up)
I buckin' hate you
(Shut up)
Shut up"
Gilda's theme inspired by this video :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-lSdhy564&feature=channel
Excelent songs, everypony!
VastaKustutaGot so enthusiastic I turn my Trixie song into a full story with new songs!
Check it out!
http://stagmanparty.blogspot.com/2012/02/back-to-basics.html
Wrote a Discord song, tried to record it. Here's the result :\ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEPMocLg7ys
VastaKustutaSo, I was figuring, the Disney villains will likely be pretty popular, so here's my shot at throwing some ideas out there...
VastaKustutaHellfire / Discord? Might take some creative license, but it could work.
Poor Unfortunate Souls / Trixie. I don't know why, I feel like this would work pretty well.
Be Prepared / ...Diamond Dogs? Not sure who would best fit this song... but it could work...
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaVideo:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAZJmOgYdpU
VastaKustutaIts not exactly a parody I guess.
Enjoy anyway.
you totally have to sing the lyrics along with it,for the full experience ;D
(My deviantart:http://lovelyneko-mee0w.deviantart.com/)
Coercion, the entropy, aversion, and decline to hell
Looking at life as a game for your chaos
depleting amity as a past time activity
The mobocracy of the city, of the city
Now, how do you own the world?
how do you own it, Discord? Discord?
Now, somewhere between the sacred order, sacred order and peace
Somewhere, between the sacred order and peace
Discord, Discord, Discord
More anxiety for the lives, faltless nation
all of them caught in a seducement of the mind
depleting amity as a past time activity
The mobocracy of the city, of the city
Now, how do you own the world?
how do you own it, Discord? Discord?
Now, somewhere between the sacred order, sacred order and peace
Somewhere, between the sacred order and peace
Discord, Discord, Discord
Now, how do you own the world?
how do you own it, Discord?
Now, somewhere between the sacred order, sacred order and peace
Somewhere, between the sacred order and peace
Discord, Discord, Discord
When I became the sun
the elements entrapped his heart
When I became the sun
the elements entrapped his heart
Are people still here? Anyways, something my gf and I did. I didn't do much, mainly just the song idea.
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JowfVmKrS10
you hear the screeching of the owls
you hear the Timber Wolves a howl
you know Nightmare Moon’s back in power
and it's Nightmare Night again
she’s got you running through her night
it's Nightmare Night again
and you just might die of fright
it's a terrifying time
you hear the beating of your heart
you know the scream is gonna start
here comes the really scary part
cause it's Nightmare Night again
she’s got you running through her night
it's Nightmare Night again
oh you just might die of fright
it's a terrifying time
the Everfree begins to moan
and the monsters grunt and groan
you foals try to bring the fight
don't you know it's Nightmare Night?
and it's Nightmare Night again
she’s got you running through her night
it's Nightmare Night again
and you just might die of fright
it's a terrifying time
and it's Nightmare Night again
she’s got you running through her night
it's Nightmare Night again
and you just might die of fright
it's a terrifying time (echo)(fade)
@Big Love
VastaKustutaI didn't even need the link to recognize THAT song. Gawdy, the last time I heard it was two or three years ago in that Scooby-Doo movie.
Oh, and here's a little do-hickey I threw togethor about the Windigos, because I thought they were totally awesome.
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGqxf86cZs
Sleep now little ponies
Let nightmares guide your hate
Feed us all your wrathful thoughts
Resign yourselves to fate
We’ve been pushed around, forgotten
Become a filly’s fairytale
What happened to our reign of power?
I guess it became stale
But I feel the hatred looming
And I know our time is near
They’ll regret the day they ignored us
They’ll learn to live in fear!
The sound of ponies full of rage
Our freedom from this icy cage
Their cold hearts glistening like the snow
The reign of Windigos!
The pony tribes are now long gone
And they live in “harmony”
But will their tolerance last forever?
*scoff* I guess we’ll have to see
So now we’re taking back our place as the rulers of the land
They’ll try to stop our actions, but we’ll just get out of hand
The melody of white-hot fury
The sparks of anger in a flurry
As hatred’s fire starts to grow
The reign of Windigos!
The time has come to start anew
Reclaim our frozen throne
Show the bearers of the Elements
The fear of the unknown!
Sleep now little ponies
Be prepared to desecrate
Feed us all your wrathful thoughts
Resign yourselves to hate!
The chaos that we will achieve
The temper of their selves unleashed!
Rewriting of the status quo!
Our time has nearly come
Learn to fear your foes!
Soon they will succumb
We’ll put on quite show
Let them wallow in their woe
The reign of Windigos!
@I Won't Leave You Sorry about not responding until now, but I'm thinking of something like a "big reveal" for Discord, similar to this week's Toastbeard Compo(http://toastbeard.bronyradio.com/a/ZIQ24)
VastaKustutaHere you go: a villain song for Nightmare Moon.
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPjVCIX5Fvs