Time to accidentally break your space bar! This game is completely ridiculous, but awesome at the same time. Words can't really describe it to be honest! Just go play.
Ok, I lost my shit at coke pony then at mech pony, 3rd time, put my heart and soul into it, hands took turns into tap spazzing, finally won. heartbeat rate over 140.
As far as I can tell, there are three possible endings: 1. Go slow. 2. Go medium (small fan). Not fast enough. 3. Go fast (big fan). Pony takes of and crashes. Even if you get past 450 before Dash overtakes you, you'll still get ending 3.
This guy is desperate for some commissions. I know you bronies have money to throw at these things and the guy is really good at flash or just drawing vectors in general.
Ending 1: Didn't fast. No addons. Ending 2: Eated dirt. Small fan and sail. Ending 3: Is cold. Big fan. Ending 4: Drowned. Coke bottle pony. Ending 5: The wrong kind of fast. Transformer.
Winning against RD is quite hard without cheating. Best part of that last ending is what happens when you want to start again after that :)
All Endings: Ending 1: Didn't fast. No addons. Ending 2: Eated dirt. Small fan and sail. Ending 3: Is cold. Big fan. Ending 4: Drowned. Coke bottle pony. Ending 5: The wrong kind of fast. Transformer. Ending 6: Forever remembered as the fastest pony in Equestria
It wasn't too hard for me, though granted I have a fairly expensive keyboard that may be a bit more responsive then most...so I don't know, but I won after my second serious try.
I think I found something interesting (Besides my last comment being lost, sorry for double post if it happens... ^^ )
After about 800-1200 presses, you can keep up with RD... its hard, but as you go faster, she starts her Rainboom cone, and you need to keep even with her. don't fall back to pass her too fast, and you'll rocket to over 2000 clicks.
I was at over 2600 when the background stopped scrolling, but i hit alt, and sent Fluffy into the stratosphere....
KimonoPony
LETS Hear the Spacebar Clicks everypony.... How many did you have? I was at 2640....
So either I end up so far infront of Dash that I never see her, or she passes by in a blur. Bleh. (Yep, macro keys, couldn't manage it past the joke-bottle pony.)
First ending (Got cause a glitch): Not even fast. Second Ending (Many tiems due to chat interruptions): Eat dirt and fall off the skate. Third Ending (First try): Got shaved T_T. FOurth Ending (Another gltich): Drowned in coke. Fifth Ending (Got the most of time, specially when about to win and I accdentally Google Chrome): SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! Real Ending (After I disconnected from internet and I ahd only the game and some bg music open): I WON! I DIED!!! FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
I salute you, Fluffy Puff, You really are the fastest in the Universe.
(Typed with on screen keyboard) Oh, man. What the hay am I gonna tell the repair person when I tell him that my space bar is dead? I was playing a game about fluffy ponies?!
87 comments:
Alright.
ReplyDeleteA game? Yes
ReplyDeleteyes it is amazing
ReplyDelete...What... I don't... that was... ???
ReplyDeleteCertainly entertaining to say the least.
Fluffle Puff for best puffball.
ReplyDeleteFourth!
ReplyDelete@Fantasy_Mane
ReplyDeleteaww, or not
I got a good lol out of it.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna break my freakin spacebar... awesome animations tho!
ReplyDeleteWent fast.
ReplyDeleteI actually went out of breath shmashing my spacebar! O.o
ReplyDeleteMy arm almost feel on the ground.
ReplyDeleteI won! But gosh was that intense. *huff puff*
ReplyDeleteThe animations were pretty good too. ^_^
I went the wrong kind of fast...
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ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD MY HAND
ReplyDeleteSHAZBOT
ReplyDeleteThat was delightfully retarded. Five stars!
ReplyDeleteIs this really what's considered hard on your arm/spacebar, or am I missing some kind of joke here...?
ReplyDeleteLosing with the tiny fan made me giggle for 20 seconds straight! XD
ReplyDeleteOwmyspacebar!
ReplyDeleteGOTTA GO FAST, SONI-*shot*
ReplyDeleteSHAZBOT!
ReplyDelete-Dies from laughter-
That game was awesome. It was much better than Robot Unicorn Attack.
ReplyDeletePoor Dash never stood a chance once I got serious.
ReplyDeleteI went the wrong kind of fast.
I love fluffy pony and all her silly sillyness.
ReplyDeleteno one can beat the sonic rainboom , or just during some few seconde before d....
ReplyDeleteIs that a pony or a yeti?
ReplyDeleteFailed many times, because I kept getting distracted by everything that popped out.
O god.
ReplyDeleteI just put my heart and soul into that last attempt.
I'ma haff to lie down.
I'm in the computer commons at college... I had to try so hard not to laugh!! XD Still managed to beat it though... that was AWESOME! Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteFluff Puff went the wrong kind fast??!! WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
ReplyDeleteOk, I lost my shit at coke pony then at mech pony, 3rd time, put my heart and soul into it, hands took turns into tap spazzing, finally won. heartbeat rate over 140.
ReplyDeleteI'll lie down for a wile.
GO SHAZBOT!
ReplyDeleteIt's based off ofthis tumblr by the way, which is also amazing.
just press 500 times for win
ReplyDeleteAs far as I can tell, there are three possible endings:
ReplyDelete1. Go slow.
2. Go medium (small fan). Not fast enough.
3. Go fast (big fan). Pony takes of and crashes.
Even if you get past 450 before Dash overtakes you, you'll still get ending 3.
This guy is desperate for some commissions. I know you bronies have money to throw at these things and the guy is really good at flash or just drawing vectors in general.
ReplyDelete@meneth
ReplyDeleteThere's more than that.
Ending 1: Didn't fast. No addons.
Ending 2: Eated dirt. Small fan and sail.
Ending 3: Is cold. Big fan.
Ending 4: Drowned. Coke bottle pony.
Ending 5: The wrong kind of fast. Transformer.
Then eventually if you hit 450, she JATOs.
Wait, "wrong kind of fast"?…There's a right kind of fast?
ReplyDeleteI'm confused. So hilariously, delightfully confused.
@Kinrah
ReplyDeleteHerp, I meant 500.
Fun little game but so easy to brake with macro keys
ReplyDeleteWinning against RD is quite hard without cheating. Best part of that last ending is what happens when you want to start again after that :)
ReplyDeleteAll Endings:
Ending 1: Didn't fast. No addons.
Ending 2: Eated dirt. Small fan and sail.
Ending 3: Is cold. Big fan.
Ending 4: Drowned. Coke bottle pony.
Ending 5: The wrong kind of fast. Transformer.
Ending 6: Forever remembered as the fastest pony in Equestria
@Acriaos Nooo, is not Transformer! Is Blood Eagle from Tribes!
ReplyDeleteSHAZBOT!
It's possible to finish the entire game using only 2 fingers. And yes, there's the right kind of fast.
ReplyDeleteI can only get to ending 5
ReplyDeleteMade it without cheating... My finger is dead now...
ReplyDeleteThe Mecha-puff music is a Wolfgang Gartner - Spacejunk remix.
ReplyDeleteI tried using one hand on each keyboard. I still only got to coke pony.
ReplyDeleteYay for the default Mac keyboard: 120% faster key presses! Victory!
ReplyDelete@Kitsunekun VII
ReplyDeleteMac dont have that many cheats (like spammers that work easily on Windows). So no win today :-/
FLUFFLE PUFF IS BEST PONY.
ReplyDeleteI want it...
I neeeed it...
I REALLY LIKE HER MANE!!!!!!
@Kitsunekun VIIHehe, yup on my mac i was able to get all the way to the top level.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I can only get to Transformer without cheating.
ReplyDeleteI won on the second serious try, just use your wrist joint mostly, not finger. At least it worked fine with me :)
ReplyDeleteAh yeah. I WON!
ReplyDeleteRemoved the spacebar on my keyboard and used a pin to trigger the space bar...
Now I just need to put the space bar back on.....
IT WAS WORTH IT!
dang, didn't know what I was getting myself into, I was able to win though at 450+ space bar presses, my hand hurts (=_=)
ReplyDeleteI was keeping up with RD and she was going into the rainbow boom cone, and then I went into transformer mode at 475 key presses.
ReplyDeleteTried again and was well above 1000, and was keeping pace with RD when she got mad and left me in the dust, causing me to drown on soda.
GAHHHHH try again
KimonoPony
Pretty fun, but far too laggy and it's not possible to get past the giant fan on my computer.
ReplyDeleteMe Gusta
ReplyDeleteMy wife was wondering if I was having a seizure when I was tapping like a madpony.
ReplyDeleteI was keeping pace with RD at well over 1200 taps....
then BOOM... into the side of a mountain....
Salutes Fluff for her being remembered as fastest Pony in EQ....
Salutes
KimonoPony
*huff huff* I can't go that fast. I made it to the soda like pony or something.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't too hard for me, though granted I have a fairly expensive keyboard that may be a bit more responsive then most...so I don't know, but I won after my second serious try.
ReplyDeleteThe go fast again after being remembered as the fasted pony in EQ is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteOw...my right arm is numb...fuck...
ReplyDelete@F7
ReplyDeleteOops, heard it for more than a second this time. It's actually a remix of 'Sporty O - Let Me Hit It'
So, how many of us are also Dan Vs. fans? I enjoy it - especially Dave Foley! Mm, he's so wonderfully Canadian.
ReplyDeleteI think I found something interesting (Besides my last comment being lost, sorry for double post if it happens... ^^ )
ReplyDeleteAfter about 800-1200 presses, you can keep up with RD... its hard, but as you go faster, she starts her Rainboom cone, and you need to keep even with her. don't fall back to pass her too fast, and you'll rocket to over 2000 clicks.
I was at over 2600 when the background stopped scrolling, but i hit alt, and sent Fluffy into the stratosphere....
KimonoPony
LETS Hear the Spacebar Clicks everypony....
How many did you have? I was at 2640....
So either I end up so far infront of Dash that I never see her, or she passes by in a blur.
ReplyDeleteBleh.
(Yep, macro keys, couldn't manage it past the joke-bottle pony.)
I nominate Flufflepuff for Fan Creation pony of the year.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE TO GO FAST AND SKATEBOARD TOO SLOW
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what just happened but it was glorious and amazing.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't able to get past 500... v-funny game though.
ReplyDeleteI hate that game!!!
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ReplyDeleteIthinkIbrokeMySpaceBar
ReplyDeleteI made it! I BEAT THE GAME!!!
ReplyDeleteI got all the endings:
First ending (Got cause a glitch): Not even fast.
Second Ending (Many tiems due to chat interruptions): Eat dirt and fall off the skate.
Third Ending (First try): Got shaved T_T.
FOurth Ending (Another gltich): Drowned in coke.
Fifth Ending (Got the most of time, specially when about to win and I accdentally Google Chrome): SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
Real Ending (After I disconnected from internet and I ahd only the game and some bg music open): I WON! I DIED!!! FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
I salute you, Fluffy Puff, You really are the fastest in the Universe.
what the?! more than one ending?!
ReplyDeleteOw my fingers (and my poor spacebar)
ReplyDeleteManaged to do it first time though, at the expense of poor poor Flufflepuff :(
(Typed with on screen keyboard) Oh, man. What the hay am I gonna tell the repair person when I tell him that my space bar is dead? I was playing a game about fluffy ponies?!
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ReplyDeleteMY ARM!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFinally beat it.
ReplyDeleteWell that sucked :(
ReplyDeleteThat was WAY more entertaining than a crappy Flash game is supposed to be.
ReplyDelete~ In loving memory of Fluffle that Go Fast ~
ReplyDeleteSHAZBOT!
ReplyDeleteGotta go fast!
Ahh the forever remembered ending is sad. :(
ReplyDeleteI put so much into winning but the victory was bittersweet.