I think this has moved on from just your normal text thing these days! For those that still prefer the magazine layout, check it out here! Everyone else can find the video version after the break.
Saying "first" doesn't contribute to the conversation. And when you say it, but don't get it, you just look ridiculous. If you're going to try for first, at least say something relevant.
Hey everyone! I just wanted to point out that some of the content is different between the "print" and "video" versions, so you might want to check them both out.
(and no, this is not a thinly disguised ploy to get more hits. CMHAHTFSACIME.)
"Adorable local terrorists" may be the best description of the Cutie Mark Crusaders I've ever heard. Lots of these were really good this time. I really prefer the newspaper version cause it feels like I'm reading from a reliable news source. But I'm warming up to the videos too.
Stone Phillips can suck it, Joe Stevens is the new number one name in news. Wish he would do a hard hitting expose on what Celestial-care will do for the middle class mares and stallions like myself
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This is the only newspaper about ponies I trust.
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ReplyDeleteAww.. haha I tried.
ReplyDeletePersonally prefer the video version, but the newspaper is nice too :)
@TsarNicky
ReplyDeleteSaying "first" doesn't contribute to the conversation. And when you say it, but don't get it, you just look ridiculous. If you're going to try for first, at least say something relevant.
I have never checked out the video version but i think i will give it a look later.
ReplyDeleteCutie Mark Crusaders with socks somehow made me an anarchist for five minutes.
ReplyDeletePorky Pie does not hold up to the allegations that he is in fact cheerilee.
Adorable doesn't give me diabete's, but apparently it gives people heart attacks.
Humacabra lives on the other side of the mountain Canterlot sits upon, he goes down to the river to fish on weekends.
Fluttershy is pretty and more likely to cause diabete's because she's an evil enchantress.
I'm supposedly evil, so I'd know if ponies were evil.
Also plank plushie, he'll die of starvation!
HNNNNNNNG
ReplyDeleteHey everyone! I just wanted to point out that some of the content is different between the "print" and "video" versions, so you might want to check them both out.
ReplyDelete(and no, this is not a thinly disguised ploy to get more hits. CMHAHTFSACIME.)
I saw a light, and Fluttershy. Then I woke up attached to a machine and wilford brimley was there....
ReplyDelete"Adorable local terrorists" may be the best description of the Cutie Mark Crusaders I've ever heard. Lots of these were really good this time. I really prefer the newspaper version cause it feels like I'm reading from a reliable news source. But I'm warming up to the videos too.
ReplyDelete>No more ponies in socks. Ever.
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I've always preferred the newspaper version personally. I'll have to start watching the video as well.
ReplyDeleteAlso, we must have the worst diabetes on the planet.
Onen day, this will out-compete The Daily Show I bet...
ReplyDeleteBut not the Colbert Report. Not quite yet.
DOOPY HOOVES!
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Diabetes?
ReplyDeleteNo, I got Diasweeties from Sweetie Belle's obnoxiously epic cuteness.
As for the thing with sending tomatoes through the internet, well we did invent tomatoes that can jump out of cars about to end up in a wreck.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention we're making sandwiches that can withstand a thousand pounds of pressure from all sides.
How did they even manage to get Tom to drink the love poison? I don't think funnels work on rocks.
ReplyDeletePlank Plushie ftw!
ReplyDeleteLooks like that worked out much better than actually trying to reproduce plank with wood.
Oh god. "Photoclopped." I died.
ReplyDeleteThis was pretty good.
Stone Phillips can suck it, Joe Stevens is the new number one name in news. Wish he would do a hard hitting expose on what Celestial-care will do for the middle class mares and stallions like myself
ReplyDeleteHuman-Cabra...Wut
ReplyDeletei think it will be
Chupa-ponies or something along the lines..
Diabetus?
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ReplyDeleteAccording to Google translate, Maresucker would be Chupayegua.
This is great. I have started looking forward to the new issue every week. :)
ReplyDeleteAlso I demand more ponies in socks!
I sat through all the images just fine.
ReplyDeleteWHAT NOW?? >:D
mares in black??
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOL
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ReplyDeletethese are always good for the lulz and this one didn't disappoint
ReplyDeleteI look forward to the new EQI every week as much as I do the actual MLP episodes...
ReplyDeletewhy does my heart hurt now? HHHHNNNNGGGG
ReplyDeleteAnother great one!
ReplyDeletePlank makes the best co-anchor.
"Diabetes Caused by Ponies" This is not news. Equestrian Inquirier, I am disappoint.
ReplyDeleteAlso, socks are dead! Long live sweaters!
Socks > sweaters any day.
ReplyDeleteWhen the "People" come for you, they're only going to want to brush and style your mane !!!
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