[Comedy] [Shipping]
Author: FanNotANerd
Description: A...minor accident at Sweet Apple Acres sends Big Macintosh to Ponyville in the middle of applebuck season. At first, things seem fine. But then some of the mares begin acting a little...oddly. Then very oddly. Turns out every other stallion skipped town for a very good reason.Why Didn't Ah Stay At Th' Farm? (New Part 2!)
Additional Tags: Parody, Funny, Minor Innuendo, Aggressive Fluttershy, Big Macintosh
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79 comments:
Sounds like a quality humor fic!!
ReplyDeleteAw man, read that at FiM fiction. It was pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteI need a good laugh now
ReplyDeleteHaven't read yet, but just from the cover image I'm loving it and chuckling. Derpy's inverted-heart eye just sealed it for me.
ReplyDeleteI have gotta take a look at this one.
ReplyDeleteSide note
ReplyDeleteThe war of naming the new mare is still raging, be sur to vote for Lady Wolfinshire the lll, for more info check out the Drawfriend
Hey, my Dramatic Reading made it in there! :D
ReplyDeleteI had a laugh at the idea, Poor Big Mac just doesn't know what's going on.
ReplyDeleteBow chika wow wow :3
ReplyDeleteI must also add Derpy's upside down heart is adorable.
ReplyDelete@DoctorBrony If only my link was a little bigger... :3
ReplyDelete*finishes reading*
ReplyDeleteI'll see if I can't make a more informed reply once I quit laughing, but for now...
HILARIOUS. XD
I like the way this story's going but please for the love of all the world hasn't taken grime me, no gay Dash shipping please.
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThis one had me col'ing.
ReplyDeleteOkay, that was hilarious. Worth a read, but i refuse to think any of this cannon... or about any after effects. Not in my ponies, darn it!
ReplyDeleteThis brought alot of lolz to me, I just cant imagine if I was able to go to Equestria that this would happen.
ReplyDeleteApplejack planned it all!
ReplyDeleteThis...was...hilarious
ReplyDeleteLol. I feel incredibly bad for Big Mac.
ReplyDeleteSo this story ends with forced rape? Think twice about what you put up ED.
ReplyDeleteI was about to read this on FiMfiction. Now I know it's good. Thanks, Seth.
ReplyDeleteIt's about time this made it on the site! This story is hilarious, and I can't wait for the next chapter!
ReplyDelete@Shoggoth
ReplyDeleteHaven't you learned yet? Forced rape is always funny if it's female on male.
It came out today, and we already have a pic. Good work bronies.
ReplyDeleteWooh, that was quite a fic. 'specially the ending
ReplyDelete@Travis Smith
ReplyDelete*from, not grime.
Do I hear corny pick up lines coming from the respective mares towards Big Mac? No? Here's hoping. . .
ReplyDelete@Shoggoth
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure rape is by definition forced. And yeah, what Mr. Unsmiley said. There's a TvTropes article on it.
THIS IS HILARIOUS KEEP MAKING MOAR!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI saw this fanfic yesterday but wanted to read it later until this came up...you win this round equestia daily
ReplyDeletei have a good feeling about this one
ReplyDelete*sees aggressive fluttershy* oh boy this will be interesting
ReplyDeleteDamn, beat me to it. Ah well, mine was rubbish anyway, and I lost it when my USB glitched.
ReplyDeleteMinor innuendo? MINOR innuendo?? There was nothing minor about that whole story! That was PG-13, NSFW I just read!
ReplyDeleteRegardless, I laughed. Alot. I know it's not canon, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's why we don't see many males. They're scared out of their minds of it being that "time of the year."
Oh, almost forgot, obligatory RvB Bow Chica Bow Wow from the one and only Tucker!
Brillent
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious. I'll agree with Big Mac when he says Mares are crazy. Fluttershy especially.
ReplyDeleteI could not keep from laughing. Try as I might, fanfics like these always make me laugh, no matter how hard I try to keep it in.
ReplyDelete@Celestia
ReplyDeleteI was half expecting you to show up in the end.
But...
*shivers* the thought of Molluna is just flat-out frightening.
Dude got sold out by his own sister. That's cold.
ReplyDeleteAdditional Tags: aggressive fluttershy
ReplyDelete......*thinking*
Oh man, near the end there I was sure Molestia would make her appearance.
ReplyDeleteSeriously funny stuff.
Personally, I found the ending to be in terrible taste. I'll concede that mine appears to be the minority opinion, but I can't find any humor in the idea of someone being repeatedly, aggressively raped, regardless of the respective genders of the victim and the rapist.
ReplyDeleteAs a concept, I did think that "every mare in Ponyville goes into heat simultaneously" had comic potential, but the way the story concluded just killed it for me. In light of my mixed feelings about the story I'll refrain from rating it, but I felt that this could have been a very funny fic had it gone another direction.
It was amusing as a comedy fic and the gags were funny.
ReplyDeleteI really REALLY don't like the concept of Ponies going into heat.
Although the way you wrote it seems like a period of heightened libido rather than an exclusive period of sexual availability. So not SO bad.
If every mare in Equestria including the Princesses go into heat simultaneously, what is the point of the males leaving town? There's nowhere to go.
Also... ALL the males ran off? They fled to avoid an orgy? Um... not so believable...
Also Bic Macintosh was all "I don't want a relationship."
I'm pretty sure none of those mares were looking for one...
3 Stars for humor, premise was weak.
Oh an AJ SO set him up.
ReplyDelete@DPV111
ReplyDeletei agree. Some parts of the story didn't make sense. it sounded as if it was a hastily written piece of work.
But the humor was good, and that's what im reading this for.
This is already the funniest fanfic I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteTo the writer: I hope you continue this! I really liked it.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't get into it. The premise of all of the mares going into heat at the same time is just so silly, plus the fact that they do the same old routine with Dash's sexuality.
ReplyDeleteTo me, it feels like it's written like a clopfic without anything cloppy.
I couldn't get into it. The premise of all of the mares going into heat at the same time is just so silly, plus the fact that they do the same old routine with Dash's sexuality.
ReplyDeleteTo me, it feels like it's written like a clopfic without anything cloppy.
haha, poor mac!
ReplyDeleteIf i was him id say "ah who cares" and go with. Fluttershy would be all i need
ReplyDelete@Chris
ReplyDeleteAh, good, I wasn't the only one who found the combination of Big MacIntosh getting raped and the [Comedy] tag a bit incongruous.
I can actually find it plausible that the mares of Ponyville could synchronize their estrus, it's not unknown in the animal kingdom. But that's a side issue, really.
@Chris You don't think rape is funny? Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd, THEN tell me rape isn't funny.
ReplyDeleteI could say a lot about this, but I'll stick with "I lol'ed."
ReplyDeleteInsanity I dub thy ponies!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I will admit that all mares going into heat at the same time would be scarie as hell. But one has to wonder why some stallions haven't taken advantage of such a thing...or have they???
Yeah, it does require a bit of suspension of disbelief, but the premise is humorous enough to be worth it.
ReplyDeleteAs for the rape bit, yes, by definition rape is bad. Do note that it hasn't actually happened, however. Chapter 1, folks, cliffhanger ending. He'll almost certainly find some way of escaping at the beginning of chapter 2.
It is a good setup even he got into the trap of RD being seemingly fillyfoolish.
ReplyDeleteHow is the Big Red Stud gonna get out of Luna's clutches?
Tune in at the same time and channel?
I normally wouldn't read shipping, clopping or stuff like that.
ReplyDeleteBut seeing a fic where the mares AREN'T lesbians is such an oddity. I think i'll give this one a try.
lololol the heart in Derpy's eye is upside-down!
ReplyDeleteCant wait to see Chapter 2.
ReplyDeletebrilliant! i can't wait to see how this one goes.
ReplyDeleteThis is gonna be good. Can't wait for chapter 2.
ReplyDeleteIt would be all great and cool... BUT 1 thing isn't ok. The author said it's "completed". [SAD FACE] I want MOAAAAAAAAAAAARRR :(
ReplyDeleteSo I read it wrong and the author was just joking with the dash shipping. Okay I'm back on board
ReplyDelete@Cali-Nipponia
ReplyDeleteUh... It's complete.
@Brongaar
It wasn't a trap. It was a prank.
@leictreon
Ther is no shipping. There ARE lesbians.
@Travis Smith
You need to take shipping less seriously, especially in a comedy fic. Especially considering all the other content in this fic, a little tiny reference to AppleDash "ruining" it for you seems a little extreme.
@DPV111
ReplyDeleteIt's just something I try to avoid it when I can. I didn't say I would stop reading it, and I'm trying to take a little less, like Silent Ponyville 2 is a Dash ship but I really like the story of it.
This is so damn good! Please don't be a one shot!
ReplyDeletegoogle docs version please!
ReplyDeleteBwa-haha! Poor Big Mac, you really got to pity the stud. The whole thing is vaguely reminiscent of a Hope and Crosby movie.
ReplyDeleteHmm, I do wonder, though -- where were Snips and Snails? Locked in their room(s) by their mothers to save their innocent colts from being ravished by stallion-hungry mares?
This was some funny shit. Not the most well-written of stories, but most of the gags worked well enough; and the ending was hilarious .
ReplyDeleteHee.
ReplyDelete@Ardashir Snips and Snails are underage. Let's try not to think about where the children are during the rapepocalypse.
ReplyDeleteThis was a damn fun fic to read, I normally try and avoid shipping but this was in no way your typical shipfic.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of all those zombie apocalypse movies, except they don't want brains, they want to screw you to death!
WHEATLEY!!!! (Fancy Pants)
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOO!!! *he had some awesome jammies
Was getting a bit saucy at the beggining of the second part. And where did the stallions flee to??
Update post says evening, but it's not evening. (Eastern time zone). Something is off about this...
ReplyDeleteNew chapter was nice wrap up.
ReplyDeletePortraying the scene in Canterlot akin to a zombie apocalypse gave the story just the right tongue in cheek that the first chapter was sorely lacking.
I agree with DPV. I like the first chapter, but this one just was so much... better. I think the reason so many people objected to the first was that it wasn't as obvious how silly it was supposed to be (outside of the scenes with Rainbow Dash), and this one did a good job correcting that.
ReplyDelete@Bryan So it's like on planet Vulcan? "When the Pon(y) Far hits, you can but hide the elders and the foals?"
ReplyDelete