I actually had a Slapchop remix on my old ipod a few years ago. That was some of the most hilarious marketing ever. I guess it is inevitable that it would be ponified!
As with the source material, it is filled with all sorts of innuendo, so those of weak wills may want to avoid reading the image above.
I don't have a source for it, so go dig one up!
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ReplyDeletefirst!!!!!!!!11111
ReplyDeleteI just watched the original song yesterday. Loved it. And trixie makes everything better :3
ReplyDeleteSounds rather painful.
ReplyDeleteComment above is lie
ReplyDelete...What is this?
ReplyDeleteclopclopclop XD
ReplyDeleteIf you clop, you will be chopped.
ReplyDelete-The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie
Only in Equestria...
ReplyDeleteYour gonna be slappin' your troubles away with the Clop Chop!
ReplyDeleteWow, there's a load of double entendres there.
ReplyDeleteEvery single line on that picture is immensely dirty
ReplyDeleteBahahahaha XD.
ReplyDelete@Travis Smith
ReplyDeleteNope. Sounds pretty painful.
Great, Seth, you've given cloppers a solid lie to use whenever they clop.
"No, I'm just clopping some apples!"
The comment below this is false.
Absolutely hilarious. The comment above is true.
ReplyDeleteBest lines are Twilight's and Berry Punch's.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1027903-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Magic-%28Part-3!%29?p=14857637&viewfull=1#post14857637 ?
ReplyDeleteHmm. Let the twisted interpretations begin. LOL XD
ReplyDeleteWho the hay is M. Sato?
ReplyDeleteIf only you could see my face right now...
ReplyDeleteAlso, @AFBlue and Masquerade: AAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!! MY BRAAAIIINN!!!
ALL DAT INNUENDO
ReplyDelete@Masquerade
ReplyDeleteI'm in no way part of that *shudders at thought*
It's just something I do to firsters, but lately others beat me on the second line
This offically made my day!I know this is a joke and all... but dang that is unfortunate advertising. Oh well. At least it works.
ReplyDeleteI read "Slap CLOP"...
ReplyDeleteLolled hard
ReplyDeleteClop as you never clopped before with the great and powerful Clop Clop!
@Travis Smith
ReplyDeleteWe usually aren't supposed to respond to firsters :/
"Its super portable! I can now clop in every room in my house!"
ReplyDeleteSo much innuendo! XD
ReplyDeleteRainbow Dash: "I can clop in ten seconds flat!"
ReplyDelete(I'm so sorry...)
Suck it Trebek!
ReplyDelete@bombe
ReplyDeleteNoted
You're gonna love my apples ;D
ReplyDelete"Since I bought the Clop Chop, every day I clop until my hoof hurts!"
ReplyDeleteBy Celestia's beard, Granny Smith's quote. Lololololololol
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny.
"I'm actually making a profit by selling all this sauce I can now make!"
ReplyDeleteNever seen this many bad puns in a single day before the "I dream of 'Blank'" inserts.
ReplyDeleteCall now and get a free Super Speedy "Cider" Squeezy 6000!
ReplyDeleteThis is disturbing... but freakin hilarious xD
ReplyDeleteWow. That... was just awful. Lmao. So... many... clop jokes... why can't I hold all these clop jokes? :P Absolutely hilarious.
ReplyDelete"With the Clop Chop AND the Super Speedy "Cider" Squeezy 6000, I can make apple sauce while squeezing my cider!"
ReplyDeleteRofl! Fancy Pants' was the best.
ReplyDelete>Me starting of
ReplyDeleteThat sounds wrong...
>Me when I finally get it
Okay, that's hilarious!
@Octavia
ReplyDeleteWant more? I'm just BURSTING with clop jokes!
LOL
ReplyDeleteSomeone grab hold of me before I shower you with more clop jokes
ReplyDeleteThis REALLY needs a comedy song.
ReplyDeleteActually, I think I'm starting to run dry. I'll come again in a few hours.
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ReplyDelete@MagicLlama
ReplyDeleteDamn, those were some messy clop jokes.
@Masquerade
ReplyDeleteI know, I have to work on my control. I can't just let any old joke come shooting out
Wowzers. What a product...
ReplyDeleteClop furiously, my little ponies and enjoy the sweet nectar of life that only clopping can produce.
ReplyDeleteI ordered my Clop Chop and haven't stopped clopping since. So what you waiting for? get yours today! you'll have boundless times of clop filled fun and that much I can guarantee! ;3
@Cátsy that was some fast shipping.
ReplyDeleteLmao just classic. Granny Smith's quote had me cracking up.
ReplyDelete@Octavia hard to hold all those clop jokes when your hooves are busy xD
ReplyDelete@Bombedrumbum
ReplyDeleteNo free handling joke?
@Masquerade
ReplyDeleteI thought you would get the "fast shipping" joke.
Anyways, i'm off to a wedding, so I have to get my head clean
Haven't seen this much innuendo since the grapist....
ReplyDelete@Bombedrumbum I opted for the Derpy Express over Muffin delivery! Derpy is the best SHIPPER around and the price for delivery was quite cheap.
ReplyDeleteJust take it from me and place the Muffin down a good 20 yards away from your home. The resulting delivery can end up being quite costly if placed indoors...
@Bombedrumbum
ReplyDeleteNo, I got it. I got it all over the place.
Wow... I'm getting really sleepy...
This made my day
ReplyDeleteI hate you guys...
ReplyDeleteBecause I'm laughing at this.
Who needs high-quality clop jokes when you can produce the copious quantities that I can?
ReplyDeleteI laughed perhaps a little harder than I should have.
ReplyDelete@MagicLlama
ReplyDeleteYou really need to stop whipping out those clop jokes.
I love her nuts...
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, it's not much different than "slapping it." (Slap Chop)
ReplyDelete@Impious
ReplyDeleteThat's not the only thing that's too hard...
And I thought I couldn't have more "silly laughter attack" moments today XD
ReplyDeleteI keep throwing my bits at the screen, but nothing happens!
ReplyDelete"I'm a professional theif, and even I bought a Clop Chop. I'm clopping someone else's pickle as we speak!"
ReplyDeleteI've been at this for 45 minutes! Thats a new personal record!
ReplyDeleteThe comments here at EQD are rarely funny. Either that or I rarely read them.
ReplyDeleteBut I gotta say, you all got me chuckling. Gonna emil suscribe to this now :)
Chill out llama. And CLOP TIL YOU DROP!
ReplyDeleteYou'd be surprised how draining this is...
ReplyDelete@MagicLlama
ReplyDeleteYou misfired. You're at fifty minutes.
@Moon Shadow
ReplyDeleteOh, I've been dropping for awhile now. There's drops everywhere.
So many double entendres... I CAN'T POSSIBLY ADDRESS THEM ALL!
ReplyDelete"beat I can clop to"... priceless!
@Masquerade
ReplyDeleteYou know how it is. Once I get started, it's hard to stop.
I'd buy that just for the free DJ-Pon3 Album!
ReplyDelete@MagicLlama
ReplyDeleteAre you EVER going to run out?!
Wow. 16 times. Now THERE is a record!
ReplyDeleteGuys, we’re gonna make Equestria skinny again one clop at a time.
ReplyDelete@Moon Shadow
ReplyDeleteMy creative "juices" never run dry. Sometimes I just require additional "inspiration." Like you ;)
@MagicLlama I just barfed a little in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteYep, I totally went there. And back again. And there. And back. Actually, I just keep going back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and... oh wait, now I'm done.
ReplyDeleteOkay. I admit, that was a stretch. But hey, a bit of long hard stretching is pretty refreshing now and then, amirite?
ReplyDelete@MagicLlama
ReplyDeleteThank Celestia!
Damn...I hate things like things but I somehow like them at the same time :/
ReplyDeleteNo, Celestia's the one who's been thanking me...
ReplyDeleteOh fuck wat I wrote...
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what things you are speaking of, but with the Clop Chop you can Clop anything. I'm clopping my thing right now!
ReplyDeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteI...found this amusing, I will admit.
These confusing are quite comments.
ReplyDeletePro tip: Ctrl-f 'Clop' for instant lulz.
ReplyDeleteThat confusing is also comment.
ReplyDeleteI note the segmented-apple image appears in the Hardware Store PMV under "automatic circumcisors". Clop-chop indeed. :-P
ReplyDelete@MagicLlama I'm terribly sorry, sir, but it seems that I accidentally you clopper. It now seems as though you will never clop again, as you no longer have those two.
ReplyDeleteGood lord...
ReplyDeleteIf you don't get the M. Sato reference, google Masanobu Sato (The reigning clop champion).
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ReplyDeleteThe puns are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteROFL XD
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna love Trixie's nuts.
ReplyDeleteSo after she lost her job she started doing infomercials? Yep. That's Trixie for you, lol.
ReplyDeleteInnuendo! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIf there isn't one yet, there needs to be a Billy Mays pony...
ReplyDeleteHaha I remember the "TF2 Scout announces Slap Chop"
ReplyDelete*insert double entendre*
ReplyDeleteOh wow. This is WAY too freaking hilarious!!! Pinkie and I are rolling sound on the ground just LAUGHIG!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Lord of Christ....
ReplyDeleteI have no response except regretting not taking Seth's advice to the ones with weak wills....
just clop all your troubbles away
ReplyDelete@Kazard I'm pretty sure there's already been a Billy Mays pony. Never seen a Vince Offer pony, though.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteClopping also meens fapping to ponies
Derpys made me laugh and Granny Smith was just ffffffuuuuuuuu xD Constant facepalm with every "use" of clopping in this
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