Time to wake up that masculinity thing you sent to the moon a few months ago, and tell him the bad news; Hasbro has released a pony bath set. You can now wash your hair with Fluttershy's cotton candy shampoo, and lather up your Twilight Sparkle loofah with Applejack's sweet berry scent.
These are five bucks at Big Lots apparently, though no specific store was given.
Thanks to Rags for the image! Now go deck your shower/bathroom out with pony.
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Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteWuut??
ReplyDeleteOh Hey, First!
ReplyDeleteNoooot sure that I want to be bathing with Ponies...
ReplyDeleteMasculinity? What is this masculinity of which you speak? Is it a type of fruit?
ReplyDeleteNothing like ponies leering at your naked body as you bathe.
ReplyDelete@Select Few Seriously? I'm COMPLETELY sure I want to.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, the Fluttershy Cotton Candy thing is Lip Gloss I believe, not shampoo.
ReplyDeleteSOLD!
ReplyDelete"Time to wake up that masculinity thing you sent to the moon a few months ago" Alright, who's been sending things up to the moon without myself or Luna's permission?
ReplyDeleteUm, the fluttershy thing is definitely a tube of lip gloss.
ReplyDeleteI think the Celestia thing is the shampoo. Makes your mane all sparkly and ethereal.
ReplyDeleteWith Applejack's sweet WHAT scent?
ReplyDeleteI'd like my hair to be swept by the astral wind...
ReplyDeleteConfound these toys being at every store but my local ones!
ReplyDeleteI would seriously consider getting one of these if I did share a bathroom.
ReplyDeleteI don't even.
ReplyDelete"Applejack's sweet berry scent" (Gods, that sounds dirty)-Wouldn't apple be more appropos?
ReplyDeleteApplejack's expression looks like she's mighty impressed.
ReplyDeletewait?
ReplyDeletewhat?
why?
who the fuck wants to bathe with Pony things?
@wackypony
ReplyDeleteUm, little girls? The target audience of My Little Pony?
@wackypony
ReplyDeleteOr me?
Mhm these will be sent to the moon after they are empty.....theres gonna be so much buys! And I. Will look for the smell of cotton candy at school :3
ReplyDeleteHooray! With Fluttershy's Shampoo, I shall obtain her long luscious pink locks, and then people will say to me "I really like your mane!"
ReplyDeleteThat the perfect present for christmas to your young sister*
ReplyDelete*Yeah or for you but, it's hardest to assume demand has your family :D
Perhaps I can say I'm buying it for my little sister for Christmas (is an only child).
ReplyDelete@wackyponyAnd My I Would Do That
ReplyDeleteNothing's manlier than a sack of balls that smell like Fluttershy.
ReplyDeleteNow when the ladies are all over me I can thank Applejack and her sweet berry scent
ReplyDeleteMe*
ReplyDeleteI would LOVE that fluttershy shampoo in a bottle at the store... Oh fluttershy,. y u so cute!?
ReplyDeleteI can see it now, "Hey bronies! Do you like My Little Pony? Well now you can scrub the man stank out of your crotch with a Twilight Sparkle loofah!"
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that's not creepy at all...
yay?
ReplyDeleteI think I'll stick with head and shoulders, and not feeling like a pervert.
ReplyDeleteOMG I want. Now I just need monies and transportation to a store. Then I get this. And it
ReplyDeleteb awesome. Because it pony. That makes is awesome
*not sure if want to stockpile*
ReplyDelete@ColaEuphoria
ReplyDeleteThat was so funny, I'm crying right now! Ahahaha!
I can finally have Celestia's hair?
ReplyDeleteThat's all the motivation I need to buy all of these.
That's awesome
ReplyDeleteI can't help but be reminded of the pink soap from Fight Club... like Cupcakes gone to a whole other level.
ReplyDeleteI'll... pass.
ReplyDeletedon't forget, aj DOES run a farm. Sure she's got an apple orchard, but as we saw in the discord eps she also grows corn n such.
ReplyDelete@sup-bro
ReplyDeletei forget we're not the target audience. :[
WELP
ReplyDeleteNow I know what I'm getting my pony-hating sisters and father for xmas!
Now where is the Rainbow Dash hait dye?
ReplyDeleteNow we're going to have to deal with pictures of wet mane bronies....
ReplyDelete@masem
ReplyDeletePFFFTTTTT...
@masem
ReplyDeleteCannot unsee.
Masculinity...masculinity...
ReplyDeleteThat's the thing with legs, right?
@masem
ReplyDeleteprobably
I am totally washing my hair with Fluttershy whatever you said after Fluttershy.
ReplyDeleteNow why does this have Applejack with a hat, while the Memory game uses hatless?
ReplyDeleteAlso, it's Fluttershy lip gloss; the Celestia bottle is the other shower gel.
For five bucks... not bad. Remember, when going to conventions, proper hygiene should be followed. If you're going to be in a room packed with a hundred other bronies, a shower beforehand wouldn't kill you, and now you have an excuse to use the product.
@Celestia
ReplyDeletewell, The U.S. and U.S.S.R. for starters, then we have trollestia (one of your evil versions) sending random ponies to the moon (and missing)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY
so, yeah it is happening quite often
@Fengor
ReplyDeleteHoly crap I can't stop laughing LOL
Well, my parents got my brother a Star Wars bathset. My turn, this time with ponies!
ReplyDeleteAlso
What is UP with that Twilight vector?
im a bit surprised by the character and scent choices here..and a bit disturbed by some of the comments
ReplyDeleteaj should have had APPLE smelling body soap..something reminiscent of the old apple pectin shampoo ...and if that lip balm of fluttershys is indeed cotton candy...shouldnt pinkiepie be on it?!?!?!?...and twi on the loofah...umm ok whatever..celestia as shampoo actually makes sense
Feel like a madame
ReplyDelete@Celestia
ReplyDeleteMy leader, Prince Travesty. You should meet him one day, our empire is just over the mountains.
I'll buy it JUST for the lipgloss!!! Yes, I am a female ^_^ hah
ReplyDeleteit would be funny as hell if the shampoo was actually Mane 'n Tail, if not Hasbro missed a huge cross marketing opportunity.
ReplyDeleteIt's times like this I love bein' a filly. I actually bought this today.
ReplyDeleteWhere can I buy it?!?!?!?!?!?
ReplyDeletescootaloo: I WANT IT
ReplyDeleteapplebloom: i NEED it
me: i really like the loofah!
sweetiebelle: ಠ_à²
Sweet! Looks like I'll be going to our Big Lots! :D
ReplyDeleteBad news for Mr Mike
ReplyDeleteDafuq is a "loo-fah"?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty obsessed with ponies, but I think I'll draw the line here.
ReplyDeleteRainbow dash deodorant?
ReplyDeleteI laughed at your description, Seth.
ReplyDeleteOk Loving Ponies fanatically is completely understandable but bathing with them, this is going too far. Right guys?......guys? o_o
ReplyDeleteUhhhhhh. I'm not THAT obsesed over the show. And why does applejack's stuff smell like berries? That doesn't make sense. I would say that the scent would work better with berry mix, or whatever that mares name is, but that stuff would probably smell more like hard liquor.
ReplyDelete@Mattatatta
ReplyDeleteA loofah's a sponge-like ball of fabric that you use to apply body wash in the shower. Very handy little things, even if they look a bit goofy.
As far as this whole lineup goes, though...that's just a tad too wrong for my liking. Pass.
I do approve of the Pinkie Pie toothpaste I've seen in town the past few days, though.
Hmm....
ReplyDeleteA Twilight Loo-fa
2 special gels with AJ and Celestia
Fluttershy Lipgloss
All that's missing is Rainbow Dash hair color
Pinkie Pie bubble bath
And Rarity mud facial
Thanks......... But no thanks
Yeah no.
ReplyDelete...Okay maybe.
...okay no.
(Looks up local Big Lots locations just in case.)
Oh, I don't know. This is moving awfully fast for me. I think I'd prefer it if they took me out on a few dates first. Get to know them a little better first, build up our relationship, you know.
ReplyDeleteTime for some Secret Tub Fun!
ReplyDelete....Not sure if want.
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Maybe, I'll buy it.
ReplyDeleteTwilight Sparkle bath loofa... I'll take ninety-seven hundred.
ReplyDeleteCelestia shampoo" I CAN FINALLY HAVE HER MAIN
ReplyDelete@Alexander Vascus
ReplyDeleteMANE* FFFFFF
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ReplyDeleteThe Old Spice guy secretly uses this.
ReplyDeleteAlso whats goin on with Twilight's head? Seriously its kinda fucked up.
ReplyDelete@Fengor
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard at your comment I almost died. That was great.
sigh we never get cool stuff in NZ
ReplyDeleteWow I shall definitely get this for my younger sibling! What's that? I'm an only child? Oh dear I suppose I shall just have to use it myself *wink*
ReplyDelete@Celestia
ReplyDelete"A bunch of baby ducks, send them to the moon. Soda machine that doesn't work, send them to the moon!"
@Fengor
ReplyDeleteI really wish we had kept Disqus right now, just so I could fave this!
Kind of want...
ReplyDeleteNope. Do not want.
I'm going to pick one up if I happen to see one. <3
ReplyDeleteTAKE MY MONEY
ReplyDelete@Tyranoman
ReplyDelete*blinks and looks up with a mouth full of Pinkie Toothpaste and soaped up mane of Fluttershy shampoo holding a Twilight scrubby and a pink tooth brush*
Uh....right....
I don't know, shirking off the chains of manliness has let me get away with buying some really good shampoos. Is My Little Pony up to the standards of my well conditioned coiffure?
ReplyDeleteDo not want at all. This product is for LITTLE GIRLS. When will they realize that MLP is not for little girls?
ReplyDeleteAlso, that art is some of the creepiest I've ever seen. Their noses are like needles.
@Travis Smith If there was Pinkie Pie bubble bath, this would be an instant buy for me. As is, I think I'll hold off for now.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, that Twilight vector is creepy as fuck. Why the long face?
ReplyDeleteAnyways, brb, buying 10 of these
Will I get silky, flowing hair if I use that Celestia shower gel?
ReplyDeleteGet married to a nice lead mare who likes ponies, and y'all studs will have a masculine imperative to buy this stuff for her.
ReplyDeleteFandom must breed....
I'm a 31 year old male, and I'd definitely use the stuff. Well, except for the lip gloss. I don't have any need for that, but I like the smell of berries, and I like the smell of fruit pectin. I use what I like.
ReplyDeleteDat awkward Twilight vector.
ReplyDeleteYah, I'm a filly/pegasister. I have no masculinity, and I probably would buy this. Then, I can have an ethereal, flowing mane. And I could wear Fluttershy lipgloss.
ReplyDeleteHmm...I am a little curious, but it hasn't exactly hit me with a Want It Need It spell; if they carried it at a store I already go to, I'd pick it up, but I'm not going out of my way for it.
ReplyDeleteI'll just stick with the Applejack and Pinkie Pie soaps I picked up at Oni-Con. :D They smell pretty awesome.
@Arcane Scroll
I didn't completely register that it was gone until I saw your comment. FUUUUU
@Peter
ReplyDeleteYou're kidding. You're kidding, right?
I have to go look for this! Being a female brony, I really want that Fluttershy lip gloss! I can freak out the people in my Ad Design class with it! XD
ReplyDelete(Seriously, they think I'm insane or something. Could be the pony stickers on my laptop and the tiny pony backpack I use instead of a purse...)
I would have thought Pinkie Pie would have the cotton candy scented stuff. . .given that her hair looks like fraking cotton candy!
ReplyDeleteI saw some at the Big Lots in Lynnwood, WA.
ReplyDelete5 bucks? But I'm not an apple bucker, how will I ever get that?
ReplyDelete@MisterTTG
ReplyDeleteOh you! :D There have been a few fun comments here, but this is the winner!
Also on topic: yeah, these things remind me that we aren't the target demographic here. What if there was a set that was actually meant for men? That would still be a bit creepy, though...
As dearly as I like ponies... I'm gonna have to draw the line. Unless it comes with a good shaving gel.
ReplyDeleteUnless it came with some kind of pony cologne..
ReplyDeleteThen maybe I would be more interested :)
Aww man. If I ever shower in the gym lockeroom and pull this out of my gym bag, I'm gonna get some weird looks. LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteSo I put the Applejack on the Twilight and spread it allll over my body!
ReplyDeleteI live in europe so hasbro can go buck themselves
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell's Rarity?! You'd think she would be the first pony to come to mind when making something like this.
ReplyDeleteI bet you get more chicks bathing with this. Then Axe.
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking that this should exist today...and now it does.....your welcome.
ReplyDeletewhy do you need a bath set in the first place?
ReplyDeleteWhile the berry scented Applejack body wash does SEEM odd, perhaps there was a contractual exclusivity with Big Macintosh's "Apple Spice" bodywash endorsement. < /fridge_brilliance >
ReplyDeleteI want the Celestia shampoo so that my hair will be longer than my body and wave even when there's no wind.
ReplyDeleteMust. Have. Bath. Set.
TO BIG LOTS! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!
Celestia's shampoo for sale? Great, I don't have to steal it anymore. *Fluttersquee*
ReplyDeleteI just want to say, that almost all the comments I just read, have made my morning. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteWhat a foal I've been, using Old Spice like some sort of Filly, time to swap out for some manly s**t.
ReplyDeleteConsidering the fact that she is on a tube of body wash, that is a mighty creepy look Applejack is giving us.
ReplyDeleteFor the men, we have Big Macintosh's sweat-and-leather body wash and Clyde Pie's pumice soapstone. Top it off with Braeburn's sour apple shampoo and Doctor Whoove's time-sensitive deoderant.
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't want this.
ReplyDeleteAWWWW i wanted to smell like rainbows ^_^
ReplyDeleteLol
What, no shaving cream with Big Mac on it? No Sale.
ReplyDelete(I kid, of course)
So... Much... Want...
ReplyDeletei don't know...i mean.
ReplyDeleteimagine le you naked taking a bath with your new pony bath set.......and these big eyes looking at you.
Kinda...uncomfortable
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ReplyDelete@Lanin
ReplyDeleteYou know they probably won't release that right?
I totally just went out an bought this. Should I feel ashamed? xDDD
ReplyDeleteO.O
ReplyDeleteTHE QUEST FOR BIGLOTS BEGINS!
I'm-a get a sack of these and scrub myself with pony every damn day. I'm 6'4" and scary, so a Celestial mane and fru-fru scent will just add to the ol' WTF-factor. :D
I want this
ReplyDeleteWait. They made a kit/set/thing-a-ma-jig specifically designed for cleaning, but there isn't anything Rarity related?
ReplyDeleteBRONIES OF NORTHWEST INDIANA.
ReplyDeleteIt's being carried at the Big Lots store in Hammond, right next to Highland, IN. Just got one today, and the cotton candy lipgloss smells amazing. <3
~Pegasis.
The shower curtain or door keeps water from splashing onto the floor.
ReplyDeleteHome Renovations Hobart