Mine (derpy) eyes hath seen the glories of the coming of the mail! She is flying forth eating muffins as she goes. She hath captured our hearts- that she be beat at! The Derpy Hoo-ooves March!!
Der-py Derpy everypony!! Der-py Derpy everypony!! Der-py Derpy everypony!! The mail will car-ry o-o-on!!
Mine eyes hath seen the glories of the coming of the mail Letters falling from her saddlebags through snow and sleet and hail And the rising sun outlines her in perfection nose to tail Our Derpy canters on!
I'm amazed!! Not only did I D'AWWW hardcore, but my boyfriend did too. He even stopped watching hockey to look at it and squee. THIS IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD.
Actually, I think it's "Johnny I hardly knew ye", an Irish anti-war song from 1820s that has pretty much the same melody as "When Johnny comes marching home" (Go wikipedia). This Derpy thing is only the beginning of it, though.
Mine eyes have seen the glory Of the coming of the mail; She is trampling out through the skies Wind wisping through her tail; We hath loosed the fateful pony That will make us happy without fail Derpy Hooves will canter on!!
Glory, glory, ev'rypony! Derpy, derpy, mail deliv'ry Glory, glory, ev'rypony! Derpy Hooves will canter on!
I have seen her in the background In a thousand different places We hath builded her a fandom To the most glorious of faces I can see her righteous flying In many different cases, Derpy Hooves is cantering on!
Glory, glory, ev'rypony! Derpy, derpy, mail deliv'ry Glory, glory, ev'rypony! Derpy Hooves will canter on!
She hath sounded forth the muffin Her only word on the Hub She hath captured all the hearts of men Before them they all wuve Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer her! Be jubilant, my hooves! Our hooves will canter on!
Glory, glory, ev'rypony! Derpy, derpy mail deliv'ry Glory, glory, ev'rypony! Derpy Hooves will canter on!
In the beauty of the skies She was flying on with ease With a cuteness in her bosom That transfigures you and me. As she flies to make men happy Let us cheer her on with glee, While she is cantering on!
Glory, glory, ev'rypony! Derpy, derpy, mail deliv'ry Glory, glory, ev'rypony! Derpy Hooves will canter on!
Sorry if it doesnt make much sense, I was taking the official song's lyrics and transforming them into Derpy. Enjoy!
It is "When Johny Comes Marching Home" (Or for those in tune with their inner child "The Ants Go Marching One By One".) but fuck it let's keep writing lyrics.
She was just a mail mare and she surely shook with fright, She checked all of her muffins and made sure her saddlebag was tight; She had to sit and listen to that awful thunder roar, "You ain't gonna derp no more!"
Seriously it's a pegasus, how had no one already thought of "Blood on the Risers"?
It probably works both ways but the flash sounds more to me like the chorus to "When Johny Comes Marching Home" than "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" or its gory cousin "Blood on the Risers"
71 comments:
Hepditily doo, Cereal, you continue to amaze us all
ReplyDeleteThat's more derp than I can handle!
ReplyDeleteOkay then
ReplyDeleteYay Derpy.
ReplyDeleteBattle Hymn of the Derpublic!
ReplyDeleteOHMAGAWD
ReplyDeleteWhat is this, I don't even...
ReplyDeleteDown with Celestia, down with the NLR. WE SHALL REPLACE THEM WITH THE DERPUBLIC. >=D
ReplyDeleteRingtone.
ReplyDeleteI NEEDS it!
Oh....my....goodness....
ReplyDeletewhat was that? i don't even...
i am very unfamiliar what what I'm seeing... 8|
What is this.....I don't even....life changed...
ReplyDeleteAND I WANT THE FULL SONG
Mine (derpy) eyes hath seen the glories of the coming of the mail! She is flying forth eating muffins as she goes. She hath captured our hearts- that she be beat at! The Derpy Hoo-ooves March!!
ReplyDeleteDer-py Derpy everypony!! Der-py Derpy everypony!! Der-py Derpy everypony!! The mail will car-ry o-o-on!!
Maximum derp. 9_6
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised this hasn't been posted sooner...
ReplyDeleteALL HAIL DERPUBLIC.
*that she can't be beat at
ReplyDeletei can only hope that the song will leave my head eventually.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Team Derpy is blasting off again...
I don't even...
ReplyDeleteSometimes "Just click it" is enough.
ReplyDeleteSeth for most thourough blogpony
ReplyDeletePhoe for best writing blogpony
Cereal for most entertaining blogpony with best content
DERPY HERPES!
ReplyDeleteThis sweet melody will derp with me forever.
ReplyDeleteMine eyes hath seen the glories of the coming of the mail
ReplyDeleteLetters falling from her saddlebags through snow and sleet and hail
And the rising sun outlines her in perfection nose to tail
Our Derpy canters on!
FTFY, Bombedrumbum.
Hello there new ring tone!
ReplyDeleteWhats this? I think you derped the internet.
ReplyDeletebtw whats the original song (this rhyme brings back memories)
NO MERE MORTAL CAN RESIST THE AWESOMENESS OF THE DERPY!
ReplyDelete@Homfrog lolwut?
ReplyDeleteMoar rhymes!!
Mine derpy eyes are crossed forever
Delivering the mail
Muffins are my favorite food
Whether in the rain or hail
I hath dropped many things,
Yes, that is true!
But the letters will reach you!
I'm still in awe about Fluttershy's duet with Dash.
ReplyDeleteHmm looks like I was a bit interpretive on my rhythm count....
ReplyDeleteDammit, it's stuck in my head now.
ReplyDeleteThis made COMPLETE sense
ReplyDelete@RavensDagger its "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" from the American civil war
ReplyDelete@Homfrog
ReplyDelete*Clapping in admoration*
Not only did you put lyrics to it, you put perhaps the best lyrics to it.
I salute you!
@Everlasting Joy CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. (brb)
ReplyDeleteI CLICKED IT!
ReplyDeleteBA DOO BA DOO
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of when I did the same thing with Dinky Doo and "Clementine".
I HAVE 10 OF THESE RUNNING IN SYNC. BEST THING EVER. :D
ReplyDeleteI'm amazed!! Not only did I D'AWWW hardcore, but my boyfriend did too. He even stopped watching hockey to look at it and squee. THIS IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD.
ReplyDeleteHERPI DERPI HERPI DERPI BI DOO BA DOO
ReplyDeleteI fear I'm going to fall asleep with this on and permanently ingrain it in my brain forever. Not sure if bad thing.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDelete@Bombedrumbum
ReplyDeleteActually, I think it's "Johnny I hardly knew ye", an Irish anti-war song from 1820s that has pretty much the same melody as "When Johnny comes marching home" (Go wikipedia). This Derpy thing is only the beginning of it, though.
I will never, ever, ever be sad again. =D
ReplyDeleteThe derps go herping, herpa derpa-doo, pa-doo.
ReplyDeleteThe herps go derping, herpa derpa-doo, pa-doo.
The derps go herping, herpa derp.
The mailmare stops to smerpa derp.
And they all go derping, herpa-derpa schmerp!
Here.
ReplyDeleteYa.
Go.
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the coming of the mail;
She is trampling out through the skies
Wind wisping through her tail;
We hath loosed the fateful pony
That will make us happy without fail
Derpy Hooves will canter on!!
Glory, glory, ev'rypony!
Derpy, derpy, mail deliv'ry
Glory, glory, ev'rypony!
Derpy Hooves will canter on!
I have seen her in the background
In a thousand different places
We hath builded her a fandom
To the most glorious of faces
I can see her righteous flying
In many different cases,
Derpy Hooves is cantering on!
Glory, glory, ev'rypony!
Derpy, derpy, mail deliv'ry
Glory, glory, ev'rypony!
Derpy Hooves will canter on!
She hath sounded forth the muffin
Her only word on the Hub
She hath captured all the hearts of men
Before them they all wuve
Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer her!
Be jubilant, my hooves!
Our hooves will canter on!
Glory, glory, ev'rypony!
Derpy, derpy mail deliv'ry
Glory, glory, ev'rypony!
Derpy Hooves will canter on!
In the beauty of the skies
She was flying on with ease
With a cuteness in her bosom
That transfigures you and me.
As she flies to make men happy
Let us cheer her on with glee,
While she is cantering on!
Glory, glory, ev'rypony!
Derpy, derpy, mail deliv'ry
Glory, glory, ev'rypony!
Derpy Hooves will canter on!
Sorry if it doesnt make much sense, I was taking the official song's lyrics and transforming them into Derpy. Enjoy!
Can't stop herpin-err... I mean watching.
ReplyDelete@Jelfes that be the beauty of it, Jelfes
ReplyDeleteI really didn't get what Homfrog meant when he said "FTFY Bombedrumbum"
ReplyDeletewat
ReplyDeleteLOl! YES!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe's getting deeper and deeper.
ReplyDeleteIt is "When Johny Comes Marching Home" (Or for those in tune with their inner child "The Ants Go Marching One By One".) but fuck it let's keep writing lyrics.
ReplyDeleteShe was just a mail mare and she surely shook with fright,
She checked all of her muffins and made sure her saddlebag was tight;
She had to sit and listen to that awful thunder roar,
"You ain't gonna derp no more!"
Seriously it's a pegasus, how had no one already thought of "Blood on the Risers"?
@Scribjay wrong song? O well for me, lol
ReplyDeleteWorking on extracting the audio for the making of a ringtone.
ReplyDelete@Bombedrumbum
ReplyDeleteIt probably works both ways but the flash sounds more to me like the chorus to "When Johny Comes Marching Home" than "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" or its gory cousin "Blood on the Risers"
Oh well, I made a song for battle hymn of the republic. Deal with it. The more I think about it, the more I know that you're right. O well
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediafire.com/?pf46l7xr09v4393
ReplyDeleteDing ringtone is done.
May all important ponies who see this add it to the description as a download link.
I have the sudden urge for a muffin....
ReplyDeletegrifsnuf <3 Always love to see her stuff on here
ReplyDeleteTHE DOWNLOAD LINK FOR THIS ON SOUNDCLOUD HAS REACHED THE LIMIT! TROLLESTIA, WHY?!
ReplyDeleteI am finding it physically impossible to not laugh while watching and listening to this.
ReplyDeleteomg so cuute!
ReplyDeleteYAY AWKWARD FANIMATION
ReplyDeleteI wanna hug her
ReplyDeleteOh great! Now this is gonna be stuck in my head all day!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's kinda catchy and now I think it's going to be stuck in my head all day as well. It's rather cute too. <3
ReplyDeleteWhat is this. I don't ev- All hail the muffin queen, the true ruler of Equestria!
ReplyDeletethe tune is one of those that's in the public subconcious. The lyrics change, the musicians forgotten. The song remains.
ReplyDeleteand now it's glorious Herpy Derpy Herpy Derpy Doo, Pah-Doo
I waited 5 days for this to be here. IT HAS ARRIVED.
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ReplyDeleteHurts not to hear the D#.
ReplyDeleteOh, Griffsnuff C: I'm insanely happy that this got on EQ; it was totally desearved.
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