[Shipping] [Grim] [Random] [Crossover]
Author: Present Perfect
Description: Nightmare Moon and Discord have at long last achieved together what they could not do alone: defeating Celestia and conquering all of Equestria. Now that victory is at hand, might their professional relationship become something more? Rated GRIM for discussion of off-screen conquest and pony corruption.Doing the Nasty
Additional Tags: They Totally Do It, Guys
90 kommentaari:
what...
VastaKustutaGotta love dem tags.
VastaKustutaFaust?
Wait WHAT
VastaKustutaJust read it. You'll understand.
VastaKustutaSo it's grim...but not dark?
VastaKustuta...I see.
"They Totally Do It, Guys"
VastaKustutaIT'S PERFECTLY FINE, PEOPLE. MOVE ALONG.
I'm not sure how to respond to this... I may just have to read this.
VastaKustutaMy interest has been peaked.
VastaKustutaWHAT. what. WHATWHATWAHT. wat. ?????????
VastaKustutaCrossover.... Of what, exactly?
VastaKustutaFrak! Someone got to it before me! Dammit...
VastaKustuta*gets popcorn*
VastaKustuta@Videogame9 I read it, and yes, they do totally do it.
VastaKustutaWhat is this, i don't even.
VastaKustuta@s That's what I wanna know, I will almost never read a crossover unless if it is with one of my favorite games.
VastaKustuta@commanche105996 They do it. Totally, guys.
VastaKustuta@Jelfes It's probably some television show I care nothing for. You watch.
VastaKustuta@Jelfes, A crossover between S2/S1? Or perhaps a crossover with Star Trek: TNG, because Discord was even more Q-like in this. "You wound me!"
VastaKustutaI... don't know what to say.
VastaKustuta>They totally do it, guys
VastaKustutaWell thanks for saving me from reading the story, toodles!
Wait, if they do it...... Does that mean.... I mean, does Discord even-
VastaKustutaWhat I'm trying to say here is, does Nightmare Moon deem Doscord sponge worthy? If not, they do it, and....?
Little Distort Sphere?
Wtf... just wtf...
VastaKustutaI feel obligated to read this for some reason.
VastaKustuta.......oh, poor Nightmare.….....
VastaKustutaThat was very amusing. Well done!
VastaKustuta@Blackbelt Poor Nightmare? POOR NIGHTMARE? This isn't Past Sins, you're not allowed to sympathize with her!
VastaKustutaWhat if Discord isn't sponge worthy?!? WHAT IF DISCORD ISN'T SPONGE WORTHY?!?
...sponge???
VastaKustutaI... I didn't read the whole thing... I just skipped the middle...
Crap, now I need to read it.
I shouldn't read this. The concept itself is just... Gah. I get the feeling I'd hate this.
VastaKustutaBut at the same time, I've just got to know...
@tectobot /Seinfeld joke.
VastaKustutaNot what i expected. However the whole SPOILER "it was all a dream" Cliche takes away from the story. Granted I don't know how else this could have gone. All in all a great little mini fic.
VastaKustutaRead it! And it does deserve a comedy tag. Don't take it seriously.
VastaKustutaDiscord was very Discord-y. This definitely had all the amusing bits I loved about his character. I'd like to know how exactly he corrupted Twilight into working with him, but I suspect that's another story for another day.
VastaKustutaTHEY NEVER ACTUALLY DID IT
VastaKustutaNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wierdness like this is why I don't browse ED in no fanfiction mode.
VastaKustutaOK. Much better than I was expecting. Probably needs a comedy tag by the random.
VastaKustutaThe end conversation is what makes this entire story
VastaKustutaSlight Spoiler
In my mind all I can hear is Nightmare moon going
"The fuck was that Luna?"
They so totally did it...
VastaKustutaThat was amazing. Thank you.
VastaKustutaOkay, so I read it and....
VastaKustutaIS HE OR NOT?
(This comment carries a Spoiler Alert)
VastaKustutaGod DAMN that was weird.
It wasn't bad by any means, save for the slightly sketchy use of the "it was all a dream" cliche, but overall it was just more weird.
Which DOESN'T mean it wasn't enjoyable. Honestly, while I think it may deserve the "grim" tag, you're right, this isn't very dark. It's too short and too nonspecific when those sorts of things are mentioned to ever get very "dark" or in any way upsetting.
Actually, I really liked the way that Nightmare Moon and Discord played off of each other... before they... *ahem* did it. Which was an interesting way to go about it, really. How on earth did Draquonaquis ever function if they knew they could be essentially raped and impregnated... FROM A DISTANCE. Weird.
But I liked how NMM and Discord played off each other. I wish there had been a little more than that.
I'd give it 3.5/5, but the stars here are silly so I'll give it a 4.
(/spoiler)
You need to have watched Star Trek Voyager to recognize the crossover aspect.
VastaKustutaThis is ridiculous. Completely, utterly, ridraquonaquinoculous.
VastaKustuta5 stars.
YUP ITS OFFICIAL FILLIES AND GENTLECOLTS WE BRONIES WILL SHIP ANYTHING..... AND I LOVE THEM FOR IT
VastaKustutaWell... I read it, though I'm not quite sure what it is. They certainly, "did it," there were no lies there. I will give it a 4/5, I saw one blatant spelling mistake and that's enough for me to downgrade my vote for a fic like this.
VastaKustutaThat was... an odd little story. 'Grim' is probably too strong a term; it's more of a dark comedy for the first two-thirds of the story. And don't worry about the two leads "doing it"; this isn't a "clopfic". I enjoyed the interplay between Nightmare Moon and Discord; the ending, while using one of the hoariest cliches known, was at least satisfactory, and had its own little pleasures.
VastaKustuta@s
"Is he or not" what?
@Dusty the Royal Janitor I feel the sketchy scene at the end added to the story. The whole 'Nightmare Moon is kept at bay by Luna's wet dreams' thing is pretty funny on it's own, but add the fact that Luna does this unintentionally.... Plus she apologizes to Nightmare for her Nightmare's nightmare. NIGHTMARECEPTION
VastaKustutaAlso, Faust says it's 'Draconequus'.
@jodyjim13 Does that count as Nightmare deeming Discord sponge worthy or not?
VastaKustutaDo they do it, though?
VastaKustutaI DID WHAT WITH WHO.
VastaKustutaYea, they totally did it, so much detail!
VastaKustuta@Discord IT WILL BE CLEAR IN A FEW MINUTES
VastaKustuta.....Or not. (Trolololol)
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VastaKustuta...
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*Clicks link*.
Woah good at first I thought they were gonna like descriptively do it and was like "oh gawd pony pr0nz is bad enough now this!? Ewwwwww!" but lol discord has some kind of superior super sex that cannot be comprehended
VastaKustutaSuper, super Discord intercourse.
VastaKustutaSweet Christ, what the hell did I just read?
What...?
Did they just... and he... and she...?
I'm thoroughly confused.
Still funny as hell, though.
Oh, man first Pony/Griffon season, and now this?! What an awesome evening XD Yes, this is a ST Voyager joke, and very well done!
VastaKustutaVery well written, excellent job with this one.
VastaKustutaSometimes the short fics are the best showcases.
Well to hell with sleep (Blog-time +2hrs), this has my attention and is relevant to my interests.
VastaKustuta@Freeze Frame: John DeLancie's voice haunts my every waking thought. You are SO VERY CLOSE SIR.
VastaKustuta@Mattatatta: If that were the point of the story, do you think I'd have put that there? :)
@RaveHooves: I will admit to having the same trepidation myself, but... You're absolutely right and that's why I did it. I'm not proud! :/
@naahdude: Can you be so sure? Look again, more closely.
@Dusty the Royal Janitor: I try to be overly sensitive about Grim anything because some people are overly sensitive to it. Any mention of anything bad happening, more or less, merits a Grim* or Dark tag. That's why I put the rating notice in the description and will continue to do so from now on. I would exhort others to follow my example, but I expect nothing. :V Many thanks for the feedback!
@Ramill: DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER. Drop me an e-mail, bro. Assuming you ever actually see this.
@I AM A BRONY AND DAM PROUD: I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO SHIP. Seriously. I have a crazier one down the road.
@Jelfes: CRAP. Don't leave me hangin', bro, what was it? D:
@Discord: SHE JUST DID IT TO TRAP YOU INTO PAYING FOAL SUPPORT
Guess I shoulda put those additional tags in all caps to emphasize the facetiousness therein. :V Oh well. Thanks everyone for reading! I'm glad this is doing marginally better than my last outing. :D
Oh man. That got really kinky.
VastaKustutaThere needs to be more Discord stories and such.
I read the tags and was like lolwut.
VastaKustutaThen I read the fic, and was like LOLWUT
I read the fic, and realized they did it
VastaKustuta..
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BUT WILL IT BLEND?
@Present Perfect
VastaKustuta>insert Iaintevenmad.jpg
Brain-bleach perhaps, no.
VastaKustuta"This programme is much too silly. The next time something remotely silly occurs, I'll stop the show right then and there. I mean it." -Monty Python (Sgt. General)
@HA_BISKY I got the startings of the wingest, did you?
VastaKustuta@Discord: Doesn't matter, had sex?
VastaKustuta...Or whatever it is you do. D:
................you gotta be shittin' me.
VastaKustutaLOL @ Discord being Pro-Life.
VastaKustutaLulz. This was actually pretty funny, although the ending wasn't quite what I expected. I think the best part had to be the lovey dovey names Discord and Nightmare gave each other. I wasn't sure whether to laugh or gag.
VastaKustuta@RaveHooves
VastaKustuta>SPOILER "it was all a dream"
-A dream ? Well, I will surely read the story now. For real.
When I read the tag "They totally did it," I thought they were referring to conquering Equestria. Guess I was way off the mark there.
VastaKustutaHaha, I'm glad my curiosity got the best of me. That was a pretty funny read. Also interesting how it ties in with the first episode of season 2
VastaKustutaWow...This made my night. XD
VastaKustutaOh god!
VastaKustuta*reads*
I don't know...
VastaKustutaShould i read it or not...
I DON'T KNOW...
My brain is full of billions and billions of fuck.
VastaKustutait is a crossover with ST Voyager.
VastaKustutaRead it, just read it
VastaKustutaI... uh... but they... what...
VastaKustutaEr... I guess...
Luna is using THAT to suppress NMM?
I don't even care what's in it, dat title and tags deserves 5 stars.
VastaKustutaIs it weird that I kinda want to see what the hypothetical baby creature looks like? (And then would probably daw over it.)
VastaKustutaGod, this was hilarious.
VastaKustutaAnd of course, NOW I come up with a way to end this that doesn't have to be a dream. SIGH, THE LIFE OF A WRITER.
VastaKustutaMy eyes! Dear Celestia my eyes!
VastaKustutaLOL that was hilarious!
@Present Perfect
VastaKustutaNothing wrong with tossing in an additional alternate ending.
Finally got to read it. Actually pretty damn funny.
VastaKustuta@Present Perfect I just read it, but I would be happy to read more, it was most amusing.
VastaKustuta"Is this what our relationship has become? Am I no more than an armchair therapist to interpret your dreams?"
VastaKustutaNightmare Freud: Your subconscious is telling you to banish your sibling to a celestial body.
That made me laugh.
VastaKustutaThis is just a note to anyone who was, like me, ultimately disappointed with IT WAS ALL A DREAM:
VastaKustutaThis story is getting a major overhaul. I'm not just writing an alternate ending, I'm ripping out the current ending and replacing it with something better. No ETA because I have lots of stuff to do, but I like teasing things, so there you go.
Haha, that was awesome. There were a couple of spelling errors, but it was overall a very good piece.
VastaKustuta