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143 kommentaari:
Take pictures.
VastaKustutaI pose for an invisible camera.
VastaKustutaFluttershy might not want to, but she's doing shoots for playpony next week
VastaKustutaFor starters, I get a better cammera. What I've been using for the past 7 years is an outdated piece of horseapples.
VastaKustutaPlaypony... fluttershy... i don´t like this
VastaKustutaI go!
VastaKustutaBy taking hardly any pictures at all and then leaving the Carousel Boutique and disregarding my host. Ya know, 'cause who cares about fabulous dresses when I could take pictures of a camera-shy pegasus and slowly destroy her with stress and frustration?
VastaKustutaWith wunderbar pony Panzer.
VastaKustutaThat picture of Fluttershy sleeping on the couch? Yeah, stuff like that. I will create cuteness so pure that North Korea will seek to make bombs out of it.
VastaKustuta(Honestly, is it a good idea to put us bronies in the one pony who won't get in trouble for stalking our favorite ponies and taking pictures of them in provocative poses that we suggest to them? Seriously, this is just asking for trouble!)
'Magiks'? Is that supposed to be some Europonian way of saying 'physics', because I break that at least three hundred times before breakfast.
VastaKustutaAck, one of the few ponies I DON'T have a plan for.
VastaKustutaUhh...
1. Take pictures of stuff.
2. Take incriminating photos of the Royal family.
3. Use the photos to blackmail the Royals, threaten to release them unless they...Uhh...
Make me the head photographer of all Official Functions? I don't know, its hard to be a photographer pony!
Yeah...I've got nothing. But, if I think of anything else I'll write it in later.
@Ovy
VastaKustutaPretty sure rarity would go utterly insane and sic Opal on you if you tried that, failing that theres always a free trip to the moon.
Hey... I was going to say "DA MAGICKS!" lol
VastaKustutaBy being a savvy and talented photographer, of course! Also, talking in a heavy German accent, especially when I say "FLOOTAHSHAI!" And I just remembered, I have a thing at the place! So now...
I GO!
I Ship Cereal and Seth
VastaKustuta@Pinkamena Diane Pie No, you said it yourself, your pinkie sense is no different from it!
VastaKustutaMeet client who wants to become famous.
VastaKustutaIgnore her and help her best friend.
@Select Few Blackmailing royals, eh? Straight to the moon with you!
VastaKustutaIs there some sort of Earth Pony denial syndrome? Because for a non-unicorn she seems to talk a lot DA MAGICKS...
VastaKustutaYeah I would probably see someone about that
Make my assistants carry around a briefcase camera.
VastaKustutaTake pictures of Fluttershy.
Make Da Majiks.
With my camera, my slaves... I mean crew of 100 ponies, and my good old fashioned natural talent of course!
VastaKustutaActually, I think I'd just spend the day walking around to my techno background music.
VastaKustutaPiss others off with my accent.
VastaKustutaMake Derpy shiiiine all ova Eqvestria!
VastaKustutaI go!
That's all.
Don't forget the CMC Seth. Thats like 3 days right there.
VastaKustuta@Ford
VastaKustutaStop stealing my job!
Run to Twilight, yet again! I bet she's sick of me switching like this all the time.
VastaKustutaOf one thing I am certain- I am NOT Photo Finish!
VastaKustutaI go (meet Luna, who is best pony).
VastaKustuta@Ovy
VastaKustuta*grins wildly*
Tell Rarity that she is the worst fashion designer in the world and make her cry.
VastaKustutaKeep my real identity as Rainbow Dash a secret.
VastaKustutaAnd I will start stalking Fluttershy.
ask sweety belle if she would like to stalk ponies who will make the front cover in a number of days then give her a snow cone <3
VastaKustutathen tell rarity that she was "hanging out" with me and she was very well behaved so I gave her a snow cone, wink at sweety belle, turn around pause......
I GO!
Make "Forever" and its sequel real. Because those fics were awesome.
VastaKustutaGet Seth and Cereal to model together.
VastaKustuta1.. Make de MAGICKS
VastaKustuta2, Consort with Lady Gaga about fashion modeling, with that awesome theme song playing in the background.
3. Tell Rainbow Dash that, I am her from a parallel world.
4. MORE MAGICK MAKING IN CAMERA.
Take that dress off to see the Cutie mark
VastaKustuta@Jelfes
VastaKustutaNo, I said it was no different from Twilight's magic.
I never said anything about physics or Europonian physics.
Well....
VastaKustutaI'd play pokemon to my theme song and make DA MAGICKS with a team of psychic types.
Oh, zis is easy! First, ze camera und ze lights, zey have to be replaced with brilliant new ones. Zen every boutique in Equestria is to be fitted with ze latest in hidden camera technology, and when zere is enough pictures to judge, recruit ze best ponies for a grand modeling team and make...THE MAGICKS.
VastaKustutaMaintain congruity between our universes by becoming the editor-in-chief of Equestria Vogue!
VastaKustutaGet my crew to write a report on Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Trixie. If I missed someone out, it's probably because I don't need them or their dress making skills.
VastaKustutaMein handey, Vhere ist mein handey!
VastaKustutaI must call all oz ze starz in Eqvestria, and tell them of ze byutiful Ponies running zis hectic blog-o-matik.
Zey shall rchegognised vhere ezer zey goo.
FLUTTERSHY!
VastaKustutaI go.
Wait a day to be a better pony.
VastaKustutaI would walk into any shop in Equestria and see if I'm recognized. If I am, I would offer my help in making the shop more popular. If I'm not recognized, I will show them the power of "DA MAGICKS!"
VastaKustutaThen maybe go to a fancy restaurant. I very rarely get to go to places like that.
Become German popstar
VastaKustutaVe have a new star, Inspired by de natures... I vill make Gummy shine over all Equestria...
VastaKustutaGummy, Gummy, Gummy, das kleine Alligator!
Yay, now I have an apology for my bad english and my german accent! :D
VastaKustutaAnd now, I'll do something I just want do ONCE in my life...
1. DO A BARREL ROLL!
2. Use my camera very wisely.
3. ???????
4. I go!
I had no better idea what to do. -.-"
(Hell yes! Love Photo Finish.)
VastaKustutaUse Ditzy Doo as my next model. She has da majicks.
Ich würde wahrscheinlich anfangen Deutsch zu sprechen, nur um zu sehen, wie viele Ponys mich verstehen.
VastaKustutaDann würde ich Bilder von mir vor allen berühmten Sehenswürdigkeiten zu nehmen.
Abschließend möchte ich slap anypony, dass mir "Pony Gaga" nennt
Here's hoping that Google Translate didn't make me say "Princess Celestia is a Moon Dog Happy Cake".
Well, first, as Luna, I remove the spell keeping me as Luna. Then, I be generally unaware of the feelings of those around me, scream a lot, and then I make poses for whatever strange reason.
VastaKustutaGet Rarity and Fluttershy to pose for Playpony.
VastaKustutaTake rather compromising pictures of Twilight and Luna together.
Take rather compromising pictures of Rainbow Dash and Applejack together.
Take rather compromising pictures of Twilight(again) and Trixie(yes I'm a fan of both Twixie and Twiluna, deal with it) together.
Take rather compromising pictures of...uh...nevermind that just do DA MAGICKS!
@Pinkamena Diane Pie
VastaKustutaMy Luna, you Psycopath! You have stolen my username! (except with an e) I GO!
Find Keanu Reeves and declare that it is time to make...DE MATRIX.
VastaKustutaI'd do the thing, at the place.
VastaKustutaOoh I can't wait to hear about what I have to say about that thing at the place
VastaKustutaTake saucy photos of myself and call them artsy, thus plastering my Photo Finishy bum everywhere.
VastaKustutaDo a series where photos of my entire staff are the focus. Da majik makers become DE MAJIK!
Fight Nazis.
Become a superhero. But the nazi fighting comes first.
Sell photos of superhero identity to newspapers.
Convince fluttershy to once again become a model by way of Having Rarity be her sole designer and using the increase to try and Muscle my way into an audience with Princess Luna and work ZE MAGIKZ with her
VastaKustutaI would quote Doctor Richtofen EVERYWHERE. Heh heh heh... "I long to bathe naked... IN YOUR BLOOD!!!"
VastaKustutaMake fluttershah do moar of gher graishful schnehzes and captiure it on the camerwa... Now... I go!
VastaKustutaAdd too much blush
VastaKustutaThen wipe it off
Then add too much blush
Then wipe it off
Then add too much blush
Then etc...
Prove that I am actually Rainbow Dash in disguise.
VastaKustutaor you can be lazy and just snag photos of the internets
VastaKustutaTake off the dress, it cramps my wings. Take off my stupid glasses and take a nice long shower to remove the Rainbow Remover from my hair.
VastaKustutaThen rejoice because I'm Rainbow Dash again.
Take nude pics of Fluttershy.
VastaKustutaFlootershai does photo shoots for me
VastaKustuta(Whoopee)
Fluttershy: (Excuse me...)
I can now make all "De Magiks" thanks to that pony
(Pony)
Fluttershy: (Um...)
Now we have to go do that thing at the place quickly
(Quickly)
Fluttershy: (Wait!)
Don't tell her it's for playcolt or that's the end of me!
Fluttershy: *Faints*
Well, first..... I GO!!! /whisks away
VastaKustutaAnd then Fluttershy becomes my new model, for pictures similar to the one posted before with her on the couch with a blanket
I go.
VastaKustuta(Yep. That's it. See you tomorrow.)
@Fallin' Winter
VastaKustutaHaha, Nice.
The tune is familiar, but I can't seem to remember which one it is.
I want to say that it's Pinkie's song from "Ticket Master", but I'm not entirely sure.
BECOME A LARGE BLENDER
VastaKustutabecome a singer and wear a dress made of meat!
VastaKustuta(Yes!... MEAT!!)
1. The swap happened. Why do I even try anymore.
VastaKustuta2. Extremely bored at who I am being a guy and not caring about clothes.
3. Say DA MAGICKS just for the heck of it.
4. Take pictures of the ugliest things and say they're fashionable. Let's see how that goes.
5. Sit around being bored because I am tired and really don't care anymore.
I makes da majicks, with Tequila!
VastaKustutaFluttershy drink then we go!
I'd have that thing at the place, so...
VastaKustutaI go!
"WUNDERBAR!"
VastaKustutaFLOOTORSHY!!!
VastaKustutaThe great and powerful Trixie is far too exhausted to change her appearance into Photo Finish.
VastaKustutaWho is this unknown filly anyway, thinking about performing magic without being a unicorn?
Well, since I'm sure that being super intense, fast talking and german means that you can make anyone do anything at anytime. I would make all the ponies wear to much blush, then take off to much, and so forth until one by one they break down crying, ONLY THE STRONG SHALL BE CAPABLE OF MAKING THE MAGIKS IN MY NEW WORLD!
VastaKustutaI shall make Da Magicks by finding a pony with the same sort of subtle qualities as Fluttershy and then exploit the hell out of them!
VastaKustutaFind a new fashion star and help her shine all over Equestria. Then compliment on her "schneezing."
VastaKustutaI GO!
AHM GONNA MAKETH TURIKXHII SHINE OVAR ECKQUESTVIA
VastaKustutaSay "WE GO" without warning to mess up my assistants.
VastaKustutaPressure Fluttershy into resorting to Bulimia.
VastaKustutaHey, don't look at me. That's what real fashion gurus to the models.
Everyone knows photo finish is hitler
VastaKustutacreate the magicz. and...I go.
VastaKustutaGo to Sugar Cube Corner. Of course if I was anyone I would be at Sugar Cube Corner
VastaKustutaPutting TOO MUCH BLUSH.
VastaKustutaNOT ENOUGH
TOO MUCH BLUSH
NOT ENOUGH
TOO MUSH BLUSH
…
Sing "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga
VastaKustuta@Masterge77: You posted my idea first!! hahaha xD
VastaKustutaI'll say that I'll go and pester Fluttershy with more pictures. Then go with Rarity... and "I GO"! haha Troller! xD
Help the CMC earn their fashion model cutie marks.
VastaKustutaCreate Da MAGICZ!
VastaKustutaUpgrade to a digital camera. Dye my hair.
VastaKustutaSuper saucy flootershy photo shoot.
VastaKustutaThen to make Rarity A STAR!
Make sue of flash and make everyone dizzy.
VastaKustutaKidnap fluttershy and make billions!
VastaKustutaI make... DA MAGIKS! And then... we go!
VastaKustutaBecome seething mad because some people still think I was designed after Lady Gaga.
VastaKustutai ship rainbow dash with everyone else!
VastaKustutaPhoto Finish must take photos of Big MacIntosh that make fillies finish!
VastaKustutaWhoops! Dat vus not medicine!
VastaKustutaTake my glasses off, and say, "Wunderbar!"
VastaKustutaTake pictures of Pinkie in her outfit that she wears for you've gotta share
VastaKustutaBECOME A NAZI
VastaKustutaWIN WORLD WAR 2
BECOME INSANE
*trips over hub logo* Ouch!
VastaKustutaGET PHOTOS. PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN!
VastaKustutaThis time, I'm making Rarity into a star. And Telling her that it was Spike's idea.
VastaKustutai go.
VastaKustutaFocus on capturing ze beauty of...ze nature!
VastaKustutaI go!
take pictures of Flootershay with DA MAGICKS
VastaKustutaI find some ponies who have....DA MAGICKS!!
VastaKustuta@Plankman
VastaKustutaEverybody gets one.
Move my arms around a lot so I can make that whipping sound.
VastaKustutaCommunicate with bronies via portal, take pictures of anything they ask (I'd make a killing stalking Trixie and Lyra alone) in exchange for Earth goods, sell goods to ponies, become rich, laugh at Toity.
VastaKustutaSide note: ask her yourself. She's never on chat, but all her replies/messages are IC: http://www. facebook. com/makedemagiks
Da Magicks!
VastaKustutaVe make da majiks by ze careful use of da models like da Flootershai. Zen ve make da monies by selling za distribution rights to za fashion magazines.
VastaKustutaDa model, she becomes famouz, and we become da rich poniez, ja?
1: Cover wars
VastaKustuta2: Go through zombie-infested malls
3: out-shine Frank West
4: $$ PROFIT $$
Just dance!
VastaKustutaTake "art" photos of everypony.
VastaKustutaTeam up with Hoity Toity to make a TV show called "Hoity Toity and Photo Finish's Fashion Fix."
VastaKustutaFind Trixie and slander her name all over equestria through news and magazines!
VastaKustutaI simply point de camera und I kepchure... DE MAGIKZ!!!!
VastaKustutaSet everything to f/1.4 and just drink in the Bokeh... Isn't zhat what fashion photography eez really all about?
VastaKustutaI dizcova de next fashoon stah in Ponyveelle.
VastaKustutaI propose to flootahshai,
VastaKustutano longer need ze magicks,
live happily ever after
...
:D
Photo Finish: Ace Attorney!
VastaKustutakeep saying "we go" and listen to the music, heck id do that all day if i could
VastaKustutaI'd explain to everypony that I'm not supposed to be Lady Gaga.
VastaKustutaZat ponee! She eez zeeting on a bench funny! She shall be ze next fashoon stah oov Equestria!
VastaKustuta(Wow, I'm even bad at writing accents)
I sing zee FIM theme song to hear how it sound in her accent!
VastaKustutaMake Applejack shine all over Equestria.
VastaKustutaChange my hair style.
Remove my glasses to see what the colors of my eyes are.
Trip over the HUB logo as I GO!
VastaKustutaThen turn around and make billons by claiming my faceplant as the next boldest fashion move!
Make Applejack into a reluctant model.
VastaKustutaStanding NEAR the point does NOTHING. get ON ze point dumkopfs!
VastaKustutaGet out of that ridiculous looking outfit for a start.
VastaKustutaSeriously, can ANYBODY take her seriously in that thing?
Grab Twilight and turn her into a fashion model "She has the magiks!" grab Flootershy and drag her back into the fashion world.
VastaKustuta(I know im so mean)
FLOOTAHSHAI! XD Ja!! Ich würde sprechen Deutsch... Ja! Ok, this is not funny... NEXT!!!
VastaKustutaPretend I'm the medic from TF2
VastaKustutaPhoto Finish ? Why am I Photo Finish ?
VastaKustutaHuhhh... I mean...
Seriously, her ?
...I, huh, organise a charity event and invite Fluttershy has the star, in a clever way to be able to make more photos of her, while she can't refuse since it's for a ''Good cause''. ;)
Kidnap Fluttershy and force her to makes some more MAGICK!!! And then kiss her... and then cuddle her... an then... maybe... something more explicit
VastaKustuta@Nova25
VastaKustutaClever, clever.
I would find a new star... in CANTERLOT! Then make DA MAGICKS!
Yeah, pretty much a normal day for Photo Finish.
I go!
Trot around listening to my own theme music wherever I GO
VastaKustutarun around and make the magicks with trees
VastaKustutaI must make DA MAGICS? Flamethrower is best.
VastaKustuta