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211 comments:
Reject Seth's constant love.
ReplyDeleteClear up that Twilight and I are not, and never will be, a couple.
ReplyDeleteAlso second.
I would pretend I was the Old Spice guy whilst releasing many fireworks, just so I could justify shouting "EXPLOSION!!!!" All day long.
ReplyDeleteUse my Great and Powerfull magic to appear in season two.
ReplyDelete"Reject Seth's constant love" Lmao. I giggled at that.
ReplyDeleteInb4 Twixie again.
I'd be the best, most Great and Powerful unicorn in all of Equestria! And have great character design while doing it.
Find Twilight Sparkle and inexplicably declare my love for her despite no build-up or explanation for this sudden change in attitude. As a result, I will no longer be left Out in the Cold.
ReplyDeleteBe myself.
ReplyDeletePut on a show!
ReplyDelete....then go home and think about Twilight, because love and hate live a surprisingly short distance apart.
Oh, and command a bunch of talented musicians to make music centered around me... wait...
ReplyDeleteStep one - Train myself in utter solitude until my magic truly is the best.
ReplyDeleteStep two - Show up in series two to completely own the main villain with my newfound powers.
Step Three - ???
Step Four - Profit!
Step Five - Boobytrap the stalemate button.
I shall use my mystical powers to defeat TWO URSA MAJORS!!!! or at least submit an article to the National Equirer saying I did as much! THEY'LL PRINT ANYTHING!
ReplyDeletekill myself for being worst pony
ReplyDeleteClop to a mirror
ReplyDeleteFind Gilda and get my revenge on the mane cast.
ReplyDeleteI'd play card games on motorcycles.
ReplyDeleteTeam up with Photo Finish to make the hammiest duo in Equestria.
ReplyDeleteAlso, have words with the many fanfic writers out there that keep on trying to ship me with Twilight. In no way is Twilight good enough for the like of me! (And maybe even have words with myself about what I did to her... except that gets so meta it makes my head hurt so I'll just move past that quickly...)
Also, demand to know why I wasn't invited to the Grand Galloping Gala. I have the looks, I have the attitude, I can magic up some clothes... I fail to see why somepony as marvelous and amazing as me wouldn't have been gien a ticket!
@KShrike
ReplyDeleteCAST A CURSE ON THIS MAN!
Come back in season 2 with a plan to overthrow Twilight, fail, be forgiven by Twi, see the magic of friendship -> shape up
ReplyDelete@Efreet
ReplyDeleteAll my internets and all my money, take them!
And Seth, you should have no problem coming up with ponies until season two.... The CMCs, Big Mac and Granny Smith, Photo Finish and Hoity Toity, DERPY HOOVES (I actually one written out for this day, so looking forward to it), I could keep going, but honestly, you could prby do a pony a day for twice as long as you need to and still have some left over.
ReplyDeleteBecome a Con Artist
ReplyDeleteOh, Luna. What CAN I do?
ReplyDeleteLet's see...
1. Put on a magic show.
2. Travel back to Ponyville.
3. Apologize to Twi&Friends.
4. Disprove any and all "Twixie" fics.
5. Confirm...Oh, whats it called...Bixie? TrixMac?
6. Lure the Ursa Major into town, blame Snips&Snails for it, for the lulz.
7. Sneak Poison Joke into Twilight's Tea.
8. Walk around without my hat and cape.
9. Proclaim "I am the Great and Powerful Trixie! I can do magic and stuff! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!"
10. Uhhh... Make Pancakes.
11. Repeat 10 5 times.
∞. Be Trixie until tommorow.
(Hey, Seth&Friends, why don't you write what you would do? I'm interested in that knowledge.)
The same thing Trixie does every night...
ReplyDeleteTry to take over THE WORLD!
On a more serious note, I'd probably just magic things around me and giggle at the novelty.
1. Travel all over Equestria in search of the Magic Guru.
ReplyDelete2. Train under the Guru to perfect my magic and social skills.
3. Return to Ponyville eventually.
4. Show to everypony how much stronger I've become, and how les boastful I am.
5. Ask Twilight out on a date.
6. Have babies with Twilight through Magic.
7. Enjoy the rest of my life with my love, Twilight Sparkle.
Jump off a cliff. A tall cliff. Over some extremely pointy rocks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, never really liked Trixie.
What can I not do? I am Trixie! Now bring Trixie a smoothie
ReplyDeleteRedeem myself and become more awesome XD
ReplyDeleteMagic up William Shatner to TURN. MY. HAM. UP. TO. ELEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
ReplyDeleteAnnoy Lu- oh wait a minute...
ReplyDeleteAll I'd want to do is call them all commoners
ReplyDeleteMostly just for kicks
Then I'd turn Sweet Apple Acres harvest sour
Leave nothing, not an inch
Being this mean is such a cinch
Bet I'm worse than Pinkamina (Lies)
Then I'd leave before you could count to four
That's the last you'd ever see of
Trixie!
Great and Powerful
Trixie!
(Sethisto) Can't get enough of
Trixie!
Twixie! Twixie! Twixie!
Oops, did I accidentally make a spelling error in that last line? Three times in a row? My bad.
have rough sex with sethhave rough sex with seth
ReplyDeleteFirst post pretty much.
ReplyDeleteeat hay ._.
ReplyDeleteBe obnoxious in season 2.
ReplyDeleteI would head back to Ponyville and run around the town shouting "SWOOOSH" just to confuse everyone.
ReplyDeleteI kill my self
ReplyDeleteBe Great and Powerful.
ReplyDeleteDon't sleep with Rainbow Dash but sleep with Twilight...
ReplyDeleteMe? Well...
ReplyDeleteFirst, kill the Royal Sisters...
Then, intense, sweaty love-making session with Twilight.
Put on an even bigger show, maybe make a large yacht disappear?
ReplyDelete... But then blow it up with the mayor accidentally on it and get accused of attempted murder.
~Buddy Vox
The Great and Powerful Trixie does not need to concern herself with trite commentary regarding what one would do if in my place.
ReplyDelete...wait...
@Firleycat
Freakazoid reference FTW!
@GameBuddy
ReplyDeleteArrested Development reference FTW!
I don't like Trixie. The only person she seems to love is herself. Okay, just like me...
ReplyDeleteShe think's, she's the greatest person/ pony in the universe. ... Just like me.
She just lives for her own advantage. ... Just... like me.
She makes Lasershow's with her magical unicorn power. Just like... hm, no. But it's cool, though.
Okay, she's kind of... cool... or something.
So, what will I do?
Learn to beat an Ursa Major.
NOT apologize! She's just cool, when she's unreasonably.
Waiting until season 2. Like I'm doing since I've seen "The Best Night Ever". >.<
The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie posts saucy pictures of herself in the Internet in her spare time.
ReplyDeleteJust like me.
I'd come back to Ponyville with a new show with even better tricks and challenge Twilight Sparkle to a proper magical showdown. And if I fail at that, then I challenge her to a pinecone eating contest.
ReplyDeleteIn the process I'd probably try to make amends with the mane six as well, though Twilight will forever remain my rival in magic (friends can be rivals and remain friends.)
cry
ReplyDelete1) Learn battle magic
ReplyDelete2) Go out hunting dragons for their treasure
3) Buy ponyville
4) Evict Twilight Sparkle from my property and claim her library for myself (I'll get more use out of it than she does).
5) Learn secrets of the "elements of harmony" use to send Princess Celestia to the sun.
6)Acquire Throne of Cantalot, proclaim myself queen.
7)Lock Twilight Sparkle in a dungeon in a place where I banish her to.
8) See the rest of the main six scattered about the kingdom so they can't organise a rebellion.
9)Send Luna to the moon.
10) Found my own religion.
11) Force everyone to call me the Great Holy and powerful Queen Trixie.
12) Make self immortal.
13)???
14)???
15) Nope, I've got nothing left I want to do.
16)???
17)???
18) I guess, go to war?
19) Instate self as immortal emperor of the world.
Take it to the next level. Start speaking of myself in FOURTH person.
ReplyDeleteGet shipped with myself.
ReplyDeleteThen after that, Find Twilight.
Find Me IRL.
???
PROFIT x infinity
read more about constelations and how to stop them^^
ReplyDeleteobviously, rape twilight with tentacles
ReplyDeleteAfter realising I screwed up big time by trying to fix the problem with Celestia's magic I then write a note for Trixie that she can read when I'm suddenly somepony else about how to be loved without being so mean... and see how Twilight reacts to the friendship letter from Celestia.
ReplyDeleteMove to Ponyville without the cape and hat, never referencing the magic act or anything. If anypony asks I'd just tell them it's a stage presence and really I'm not like that but I'm sorry if I ruffled any fur. I'd do all sorts of nice things for everypony and make tons of friends and go on silly little adventures and enjoy slice-of-life moments with various Ponyvillians.
ReplyDeleteBut then, when everypony least suspected it, that is when The Great and Powerful Trixie would enact her super devious plan: the REAL reason the Great and Powerful Trixie returned to Ponyville. The show must go on... forever! Mwahahahahaha!
Nah, I'd just hug Twilight and make up and ask her if she'd like to touch my cutie mark. And if not, well, I heard Berry Punch as a drunken nymphomaniac lesbian pony has been confirmed for canon so I'd just hit her up. <3
@dialgex >les boastful
ReplyDelete>les bo
>lesbo
I saw what you did there.
Anyway, I would...
-Help people in need randomly with my magic.
-Chill around Ponyville, just having my wheat-grass smoothie or whatever. That's right! JUST CHILL.
-Put on a charity magic show for burnt kids or something.
-Sloppy makeouts with Seth at some point.
1. Go to Ponyville and act nice.
ReplyDelete2. Speak normally.
3. Speak in a deadpan manner.
4. See the reactions.
Find whoever has been bouncing me around different ponies like a ping pong ball, trick them into putting everyting right. Then banish them to generation 3.5.
ReplyDeleteAlso write a love letter to Blueblood so Trixie gets a surprise when back to normal.
Open the portal to Equestria.
ReplyDeleteCreate sexual tension between me and Twilight Sparkle.
ReplyDeleteSince no one said it yet, why not?
Keep repeating my cue background theme.
ReplyDelete1. Admire myself in a mirror.
ReplyDelete2. Go meet Luna because she is best pony.
3. Wait until it rains to go to Twilight's treehouse. The tell her my parents are dead once I'm inside. Then say something about my mother being dead again and how much it means to me. Then starts some Twixie.
4. Repeat.
5. Repeat because that's all that ever happens.
6. Be awesome, but not as awesome as Luna or Twilight.
Do ALL the magics
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie does not need to tell YOU what she plans to do.
ReplyDeleteStalk Twilight Sparkle and steal her socks.
ReplyDeleteProof that I'm NOT an antagonist, then, start boasting and bragging about anything.
ReplyDeleteI would be great and powerful.
ReplyDeleteget with twilight............
ReplyDeleteEvidently I would take over the Equestria Daily banner *scoffs*
ReplyDeleteStupid foal, it should have been I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE, all along anyway
I would transform myself back into Rainbow Dash or Celestia, but I now suck at magic...
ReplyDeleteTake over Equestria Daily :3
ReplyDelete@Solar Flair It was actually just a speeling error, but I like what you did there.
ReplyDeleteReplace Twilight Sparkle as the Main Character of the show. My Little Pony: Trixie is Magic!
ReplyDeletei would go and organize an anti-magic army and kill all the more powerful unicorns so i could be the best at magic
ReplyDeletetalk in the third person.
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie will master greater powers than ever before, by supplanting the Chaos Gods and stealing their power!
ReplyDelete1) Find myself an attitude.
ReplyDelete2) Put on the best und most funny magic shows in all of equestria, but without the part where everypony hates you.
3) Ask Twi to teach me some of her tricks
4) Pull some pranks with pinky and dashie.
5) Fall in love with octavia, become her stage magician. (well, you didn't see that one coming, did you?)
How can Is suck at spelling this bad?!
ReplyDelete@Kezarim I like what you did there.
ReplyDeleteAdvise other street performers that the hicks of ponyville don't quite get how stage shows work.
ReplyDeletereturn to ponyville to prove those ponyvillians that The Great and Powerful TRIXIE is still the greatest unicorn that have ever lived!, even better than that purple unicorn Twilight Sparkle.
ReplyDeleteSeduce Sethisto...
ReplyDeleteI got Cereal as Rarity, might as well go for the whole set! (Do Lyra next, I need Phoe too.)
Hopefully come back in season 2?
ReplyDeleteI'm The Great and Powerful Trixie?
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm
Master the dark arts amidst my boiling lust for revenge!!!
When the moment is right, I will face Twilight and show her who really is the GREATEST and MOST POWERFUL unicorn in Equestria !!! I will rain bloody revenge and destruction upon Ponyville, nightmares will become reality as I sweep through the land !!!
...
...
But then, I get a much better idea.
I throw away the entire plan and make out with Twi. ^-^
Befriend the Nightmare...
ReplyDeleteLie through my teeth about how I single handedly defeated 7 hydras to save Stalliongrad.
ReplyDeleteConstantly refer to myself in the third person and speak aloud my every thought no matter how trivial or inappropriate.
ReplyDeleteSleep on a bench and like it.
ReplyDeleteCaptchalogue Ursa Major.
ReplyDeletefind twilight, tell her I'm sorry then stick with her for about a month and go on my own way after every pony finds out I'm good after all.
ReplyDeletego around the world of equestria and perform my amazing shows and try not to be better as much as I did before.
Have a magic duel with twilight just to compare out abilities again. Then, At Sugarcube corner, when everyone's there, I'll tell stories about my travels and the origin of my new attire :P
ReplyDeletetravel from city to city entertaining the ponies of equstria, in a non-insulting manner. because trixie is cool now
ReplyDelete@Select Few
ReplyDeleteBig Mac/Trixie = Matrix. Or Maxie.
"Al, why do I keep leaping into the same place?"
ReplyDelete"Ziggy says you'll just keep jumping until you've corrected something in the life of each pony."
"You know something Al, I'm not sure that I even want to get home anymore. Maybe I'll just stay here as a pony forever"
"You lucky bastard..."
-Quantum Leap season 6 episode 1
Be smug.
ReplyDeleteNo, more smug than you just pictured.
There is no limit to how smug the Great And Powerful Trixie can be.
If anyone's read "of Mares and Magic" (i think thats the title) you'll know what Trixie is wearing. I'm jealous that I don't have anything like it. I really need to travel so I CAN get some treasures like her.
ReplyDeleteChange my magic act to something a bit more comedic.
ReplyDeleteHire a mute colt as my assistant.
Become known as "Trix and Teller."
The Great and Powerful Trixie would NEVER talk about what she does in her spare time whilst referring to herself in the first person. How gauche!
ReplyDelete@Sethisto, I hope you DO know, that the picture is, in fact, Trixie the Magnificent?
ReplyDelete@Lazy Luna yeah, i noticed that when i went to save and download it to make it my blogger picture. for some reason its not working D:
ReplyDeleteNot wait until morning to disturb myself.
ReplyDeleteclop to myself and make twixie happen.
ReplyDeleteThen, just basically troll everyone.
Rename a certain ship into the S.S. More-powerful-than-Batman-Superman-Spiderman-and-the-Incredible-Hulk-put-together-but-still-not-as-powerful-as-the-Great-and-Powerful-Trixie.
ReplyDeleteThen curse myself for running out of space at Gre...
1. Get a new hat and cape.
ReplyDelete2. Refer to myself in the third person.
3. Three shots of whiskey.
4. Find Berry Punch and drink with her. She seems like a fun drinking buddy.
5. Stumble around Ponyville in a drunken haze laughing my ass off with Berry.
6. Go to Twilight's library to talk.
7. Tell her that the universe is nothing but a fictional creation created by a human by the name of Lauren Faust and that all of her and her friend's actions are being watched for entertainment. She'd probably assume that it's just the booze talking.
8. Make a bet with Twilight about what will happen at the Gala, at Appleloosa, and during Winter Wrap up. Thus securing some funds for Trixie.
9a. Sober up.
9b. Read some books about different types of magic.
10. ...shit I didn't think I'd be her this long.
11. Write a note to Trixie explaining why she has a 24 hour gap in her memory, and why she's probably hungover.
12. Invite Twilight and her friends to go drinking.
13. Blackout.
Figure out why I am now a pony of the opposite sex. Then, start shooting around random spells, to see what the full extent of my power is. Then come up with a plan to summon Cthulhu, along the lines of;
ReplyDelete1) Collect all the dirty laundry in equestria
2) ????
3) Profit!
4) ????
5) Cthulhu is summoned!Figure out why I am now a pony of the opposite sex. Then, start shooting around random spells, to see what the full extent of my power is. Then come up with a plan to summon Cthulhu, along the lines of;
1) Collect all the dirty laundry in equestria
2) ????
3) Profit!
4) ????
5) Cthulhu is summoned!
I'd rather be Rainbow Dash again, as I really don't like Trixie that much...
ReplyDelete@staplesponge
ReplyDeleteSounds good to me!
@Legendgreat You try to do so, but that is an URSA MINOR, not an URSA MAJOR, and it is too fat.
ReplyDeleteDamn fat babies.
@Fallin' Winter
ReplyDeleteNice, very nice.
I'd TAKE BACK MY HONOR! Or something like that. New magic show, no boasting? Maybe just a fireworks show.
Show those NEIGHSAYERS who's boss.
ReplyDeleteFind SETHISTO and give him what he's always wanted
ReplyDeleteGo back to Ponyville and apologize.
ReplyDelete....what? That's what I would do...
Say hi to Seth, then walk away.
ReplyDeleteThen walk up to Twilight, kiss her passionately, then turn her into a Kumquat.
Then reveal myself as Luna
TRololololooolol
Become the...............BATMARE
ReplyDeleteThe GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie would keep keep doing what she's doing, and destroy the rumors starting to abound about her having an older twin brother named Trevor! Trixie TRIED to explain that he only exists because some old codger interrupted the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie while she was saving her hometown from an Ursa major, but nooooooooo! Stupid old man! At first, Trixie pretended that they were twins, but when she had enough, she told him the truth and left! It's time that thus rumor comes to a halt!
ReplyDeleteAfter that? Why, the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie would continue to be the best, of course! One will get to perform for the Princesses, you know! Trixie will show them that Trixie has WAY more talent than that... That Twilight! Then they will make TRIXIE their student, and NOPONY will be able to stand up to the GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie!
(If only one had room to type more on one's iPod...)
Repair my cart. Then stay in Ponyville for amusement, hijinks, and occasional shipping.
ReplyDeleteGrow a beard to try and match Celestia's
ReplyDeleteHmmm, if I were the Great and Powerful Trixie...
ReplyDelete"On first order of business I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, shall release her first musical smash hit entitled "LOADSAMAGIC (Doing up the show)" to which all Equestria shall listen to and love! Second, Trixie shall pronounce her love for the pony who humiliated her in Ponyville! Third... Trixie is still perplexed upon what to do third...
Fourth, The Great and Powerful Trixie shall obtain Loads a bits and become sole ruler of Equestria! Hahaha!"
Come up with new puns to use in my new and improved act.
ReplyDeleteWell, "vengeance" is the last thing on my mind. I simply need to start from scratch and rebuild my act, and keep clear of that little hick town until I'm famous enough for my reputation as A PERFORMER to precede me.
ReplyDeleteBe the most magical equine in all of Equestria.
ReplyDeleteSay no, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely no to Seth.
ReplyDeleteLike here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO8T3mkRsZ0
Make Twixie love, and also make love to myself all day.
ReplyDeleteStop being a bitch and ship the hell out of Twilight Sparkle.
ReplyDelete1. Buy a new cape and hat
ReplyDelete2. Refer to myself in the third person
3. Get myself a new house
4. Back to Ponyville to treat my neigh sayer a lesson
5. Make Twilight's magic weaker somehow.
1. Slap myself for being an idiot
ReplyDelete2. Realize my real talent is show magic
3. Become a real artist
4. Go to Ponyville and apologize to everypony
5. Be Twilight's BFF
6. ????
7. Happiness!
Spend all of season 2 getting enuff character development while occasionally seeing Twilight to make Twixie a believable possibility between seasons. Also, tell Rarity about Spike's crush for the lulz and/or cute romance, I win each way.
ReplyDeleteGet my own mini series. My talent is obviously not respected on this silly show!
ReplyDeleteThink of even better adjectives to add in front of my name.
ReplyDeleteConfess my undying love for Twilight.
ReplyDelete@staplesponge
ReplyDeletethis, get shipped with Twilight for no reason and be Great and Powerful, also use more fireworks magic
Marry Sethisto, Then write a fic about it!
ReplyDeleteI ship myself with Twilight and Zecora, then by our powers comebined (mostly through what ever potion Zecora and I are using to control Twilight), I the GREAT and POWERFUL TRIXIE will Take Over Equestria!
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ReplyDeleteY'know, with all the Trixie art on the web, I'm surprised I haven't seen a mashup with her and The Boulder from Avatar: The Last Airbender. I mean it's almost a no-brainer comic:
ReplyDeletePanel 1 - The Boulder being pushed towards a TV by Trixie. "The Boulder feels conflicted about watching a little girl's TV show!"
Panel 2 - The Boulder captivated by the show, while Trixie points at the TV. No dialogue.
Panel 3 - The Boulder hugging a smiling Trixie. "The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in friendship and magic!"
I'd draw it myself, but I can't draw in A:TLA's detailed style...
"What would I do as Trixie..."
ReplyDeleteTwilight Sparkle
I! The Great and Powerful Sindiewen has no need to be this "clone" using the same title as me (on steam anyways)!
ReplyDeleteHas this "Great and Powerful" Trixie ever defeated an Unbercharged Heavy? Or a Level 3 Sentry gun with just Your knife?
I think not!
@Ronglar
ReplyDeleteI second that.
@Raefire Why didn't I ever think of that? Seconded. Someone get on it!
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't need to tell you what she would do. Suffice to say it would be so utterly amazing that your pitiful excuae for an existence would cease to matter, not that it did before.
ReplyDeletei cast magic missle.
ReplyDeleteUgh...
ReplyDeleteThe great and powerfull Trixie is far to exhausted to answer such trivial question.
As the Great and Powerful Trixie, I would marvel at how powerful the Great and Powerful Trixie is while showing off just how good the Great and Powerful Trixie is at magic!
ReplyDeleteSnuggle Twilight.
ReplyDeleteRealize that this whole "wake up as a different pony" thing isn't going to let up, and just go get hammered or something.
ReplyDeleteKill myself.
ReplyDeleteGrab a magic book and start studying. Hard.
ReplyDeleteLie to myself and others about not being a powerless, unlikable charlatan and utter failure. Then I'd finish up by not being in Season 2 (thank Celestia).
ReplyDeleteThe Great and Powerful Trixie is tired of becoming a new pony every day.
ReplyDeleteAnd so am I...
1) Storm Canterlot
ReplyDelete2) Attempt to overthrow Celestia
3) Fail. Miserably.
4) Scheme on how to get off the moon.
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
ReplyDeleteOr fireworks...
Anything I want. The Great and Powerful Trixie is just better than you.
ReplyDelete...Wonder why fans think I hate the purple unicorn for doing something I was merely unprepared for? I don't even know her name. That little backwater wizard did well, and she was clearly prepared. No mage can just roll out of bed in the middle of the night and take on a giant bear. If being Great and Powerful was so easy, then I wouldn't be the only one.
Well, her number came up.
ReplyDelete*pun intended
Tain myself in the ways of magic and show Twilight up the next time I come to Ponyville and be the best damn pony I could be (not as if she already isn't ;3)
ReplyDeleteShip myself with everypony
ReplyDeleteMake myself a better reputation, leave Trixie notes, get Twilight to fix me.
ReplyDeleteI'll slowly and seductively walk over to Sethisto, lean in close, and whisper,
ReplyDelete"Why the hell are you up at 5 AM?"
I'll put on my robe and wizard hat.
ReplyDeleteso that would mean trixie is in my body if I switched with her? ...
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GET ME TWILIGHT AND FIX THIS NOW.
Bastoff already talks about himself in third person so he would not change much.
ReplyDeleteBe incredibly happy for the rest of forever.
ReplyDelete...Because I'm the best-looking, most powerful pony in Equestria. Time to prove it.
Also, that picture is FANASTIC.
Be even more obnoxious, when clearly poor, homeless, and absolutely pitiful.
ReplyDeleteThat would be adorable XD
HOUDINI!
ReplyDeleteI The Great And Powerful Trixie! Shall drink this hayshake. Okay...you two baffons that keep following me can leave now.
ReplyDeleteEat pine cones...
ReplyDeleteI will impregnate my own self multiple times, giving way to an entire generation of Great and Powerful Trixies, until we overtake ALL OF EQUESTRIA.
ReplyDeleteAND I WILL BE THE GREATEST AND MOST POWERFUL OF ALL, AND LORD MY GREATNESS AND POWERFULNESS OVER THEM
FOREVER
Are you saying that there would be something that I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE! would NOT be able to do!?
ReplyDeletei, the great and powerful Trixie would go and create the best magic show ever and tell little ponys of my heroism
ReplyDeleteThe Great And Powerful Trixie has discovered, using this computer box thing, a talent exhibition called America's Got Talent. Now obviously, being the only pony in the show would give The Great And Powerful Trixie an advantage from the start. However, being transported (or transformed?) to this world without apparatus would cancel the advantage. Therefore, The Great And Powerful Trixie would start by studying the apparatus of this world's prestidigitators, and devise new, more stunning, more show-stopping tricks than ever before!
ReplyDeleteAnd if Piers even THINKS about putting his hand on that buzzer, The Great And Powerful Trixie will show him how sharp a unicorn's horn can be...
Chew delicious scenery.
ReplyDeleteProduce the grrrrreatest magic show ever seen by pony eyes!
ReplyDeletelearn more powerful magic to later get revenge on Ponyville
ReplyDelete1. I kill Twilight.
ReplyDelete2. I destroy Ponyville.
3. I become rich and famous.
4. ???
5. Profit!
My level: 70
ReplyDeleteTrixies level: 100
This should explain it.
Run away.
ReplyDeletewear my hat
ReplyDeleteStop speaking in the 3rd person.
ReplyDeleteStart speaking in the 2nd person.
Switch careers to game master.
I would totally do Twilight.
ReplyDeleteConvince everypony that no matter how much they want, the mane six are not lesbians, and they should stop writing shipping fanfics.
ReplyDeleteYes, I ruin people's fun.
haters gon' hate.
I actually took a personality test and I turned out to be ENTJ Trixie. At first I thought "Trixie?? That's not Rarity at all!" Then I realized I wasn't nearly as emotional and whatnot as Rarity is. So then I blamed the chart for sticking me with Trixie. Then the MLR Skype chat decided to do a 2 hour compo (you have to hours to make a song based on a theme) about the character the personality test says they are. I sortof finished my song and I realized how great and powerful "Trixie's Revenge" turned out and was pretty happy with it. Most of the entries were short and not notable... but there were three that happened to be somewhat decent... AND THEY WERE ALL ABOUT TWILIGHT (thats not to say there weren't other notable entries). I figure if I win this compo then I am some sort of Turbo Trixie and that would make me The Greatest and Most Powerful ever. If I lose then I guess I'll post what I'd do if I were Trixie (because then I practically would be).(votes are in in an hour and thirty minutes) But for now I'm going to ignore this post because I am potentially better than Trixie at being better under 3x the circumstances.
ReplyDeleteAnd then MFW when I lose to Fluttershy instead >:[
At the start of Trixie's magic show, before shit got real, fluttershy looked really excited in the audience, like "oh wow, I'm gonna see a *show*!"
ReplyDeleteThen things got unpleasant and some idiot kids summoned an ursa minor.
So I'd give Fluttershy a proper magic show.
Ship myself with Gilda, just to shock everyone.
ReplyDeleteInform everyone how I have no reason to apologize to anypony because they were heckling me at my show and it is standard business for a performer to deal with them. While reminding everypony that it is the idiot dragon's fault for egging on the two other idiots into bringing an ursa to town. While also pointing out that anypony no matter how powerful is going to be at a massive disadvantage if they have just woken up in the middle of night.
ReplyDeleteWhy, the Great and Powerful Trixie would be doing Twilight Sparkle in her spare time, of course.
ReplyDeleteThe next time Ponyville has a carnival I would come and setup a dunk-tank and put myself in it and charge a bit per toss.
ReplyDeleteI would leave town at the end of the day severely waterlogged but filthy rich.
Appear in season 2, and find a way to change my voice that I find so annoying not even I can deal with.
ReplyDeleteuse magic to look like a colt, make twilight fall in love with me, change back and gloat
ReplyDeletethen magic battle!
Fail at life? Be a bitch? Get raped by Seth?
ReplyDeleteI would have some fun with my magic!
ReplyDeleteI already told you! I am Luna now! FOREVER!
ReplyDeleteImmediately kill myself.
ReplyDelete@DR Riddles
ReplyDeleteLol, what magic?
Since GPT already knows a bunch of low level D+D wizard spells, GPT shall find a fighter (Pokey?), cleric (Redheart?) and thief (Applebloom!) and go adventuring in the Everfree forest.
ReplyDeleteSnails can be the torchbearer. Sorry, Snips, you're useless.
@McGack
ReplyDelete"Deal with them"
>use unnecessarily rude, crude and overly harsh methods of "Dealing" with them after lying about doing the equivalent of stopping a nuke from hitting a town with one's bare hands.
Be hilariously arrogant
ReplyDeleteAnd have fun with it
This is unfortunate, since Trixie is a STAGE magician, and I'm normally more of a backstage-type of person.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'll do the only thing I can: Ham it up, LIKE A BOSS.
The Great and Powerful Twixie would refer to herself in the third person.
ReplyDelete....
then ditch Twilight to be with best pony Rainbow Dash
I would...
ReplyDelete1. I would force my OC to have angry sex with me.
2. Kill myself.
I've been waiting for this.
ReplyDeleteIf I were THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE, I would do the following;
1. Eat a Twix bar.
2. Tease Seth constantly (who wouldn't?)
3. Put on an amazing magic show.
4. Walk in a patch of poison joke just to see what happens.
Yup I'm horribly bad alright. Since I'm actually Trixie now...
ReplyDeleteFirst I would not seek revenge on Twilight, I would simply work to restore my reputation as a great performer. No Twixie unless I get to use her to restore my former glory.
@HeroInferno
ReplyDeleteNothing would happen, Trixie already is a joke.
i would do nothing
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