"I love you man, but I don't wanna get shipped with you"
"Hey, any of you listening to this, don't you dare get any ideas with those OCs of ours, we'll send it straight to the moooooooonnnnnn"
Imperfect quotes, but close enough...This was from Q and Neigh. Seth and Cereal briefly hit on how now that they have OCs they would end up shipped together in a fanfiction.
Phoe, it would seem doesn't want it to go to the moon, hmmmm.....
So i come on to EQD, you know, just doing my thing, and i see this on the front page, again leading me to question the general mental progression of seth since i first stumbled here in february..
Upon seeing this, these lines were written in the W/ATG IRC. They are posted here for posterity.
And then Phoe was fired from her position as blogprincess hahahaha yeah And then have a foal- Named Trixie AND THUS A LEGEND WAS BORN I don't think you can fire a princess. Embroiled in vengeance for her removal from the blog... Mighty Phoe sends poor Trixie through time! WHEN HER MOTHER WAS A DUDE. AND FELL IN LOVE WITH HER. And cue the DRAMA! What. and they had paradox babies who would save the universeses
This is simply hilarious! I'm not sure, but I think that scenario seth and cereal are in up there is from something else, just don't know what. Anyways, YES...and NO, this is just funny and wrong but it's too good too not save! lol
Awwww now this is cute...and I am definitely writing a fic about this!
Also to someponies on here why would Seth really care? He'll probably just laugh about it and not care because unlike someponies here he isn't all grudge-happy!
Man . . . I just hopped on for one last check for anything 'interesting' before going to bed. *NOW* I have to go take a cold shower if I want any sleep.
That aughta teach him! Obviously this is just Pavlov training to get him ready for season 2! He's gotten soft in the past few months, and a few more uncomfortable shippings with ponies, blogmates, inanimate objects, etc. will clear that whole "sleep" thing right up! Good show, Phoe! Ship him with Snails the next time he does it, just for the lulz!
This is what happens when you tell ponies what you DON'T want to see guys. They make sure that it gets finished before all four fanfics that you wanted them to make.
@Sethisto Oh my god, your comment followed by Cereal's immediately after is just perfect, like you both walked in on people looking through your secret sexy photos or something. If it helps at all, I think the ship is really cute.
Its too late for that. I live in the valley of the desert, and sound carries some distance out here. Normally it's pretty quiet, only the sounds of the coyotes hunting and the snakes slithering through the sand interupt the peace. But something is out of place tonight.
The coyotes and snakes are silent, in their place one sound remains. The sound of fingers biting keys, slashing across a keyboard in mad arches. Something I ain't ever heard before out here, but my grandpappy told me of once. It's the sound of fanfiction being written.
He showed me, a long time ago, how to tell by the sound too. And this one's an easy one to figure out. No subtlety or hiding here. Sounds like two men making it.
They're making themselves a Phoe ship fic, I'd recon.
Oh, and the popcorn is ready! Anypony want popcorn?
Seth and Cereal replying within seconds of each other CAN'T be a coincidence.
Phoe, I fear that retribution in incoming very very soon. I sense spectacle incoming for us, and like a train wreck, I don't want to turn away, I want to see the collision and the twisting, flaming wreckage.
Or, you know, maybe there will be more artwork posted soon, that would be good too.
Absolutely, this is Equestria Daily after all, your most trusted source in pony-related news! Everything reported here is absolute fact I can tell why you might get confused though; to the untrained eye, this looks like random silliness! But fear not, gentle blog viewer, Equestria Daily holds it's journalistic values intact, and would never post anything that wasn't 100% canon in the news section!
... ok, I AM having way too much fun with this. I think I need to go to bed. (Please don't ship me with things while I'm asleep, ok guys? Guys?)
Step 1 is denial. It's ok Seth, we love you and Cereal for who you are, and a thing like this won't get in the way of that love. We just don't love you like you two love each other (or do we? I think that's up to the fic writers and artists to decide). Either way, we love you regardless!
@Sindri
But... but... I'm not even asleep yet! Dang, I forgot how fast they are at making these things. I won't underestimate them again, that's for sure.
"This is terrible and you should all feel terrible" -Seth Hmm. Significant quantities of d'aww, large stores of lol... nope, no terrible that I can feel. Depending on the quality of the inevitable clopfic I might feel terrible after reading it, but until then nope.
294 comments:
everything is beautiful and nothing hurts
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteSomepony go make a fic about this.
ReplyDeleteHurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~
ReplyDeleteI lol'd.
ReplyDeleteOH GOD, WHY?! I CAN'T UNSEE IT.
ReplyDelete...what the blueberry fuck is going on here?
ReplyDeleteOh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god. They did it.
ReplyDeleteHow...nice?
ReplyDeletewoah
ReplyDelete...Cereal X Seth OTP?
ReplyDeleteWhy would you...!?
It's gay; horns are touching.
ReplyDeleteOh god seth what are you doing.
ReplyDeleteInb4 delete.
ReplyDeleteSeth is a Pretty Filly.
ReplyDeleteSure has been a lot of talk of horn touching from various ponies on Twitter today.
ReplyDeleteWhy's Seth a chick?
ReplyDeleteShipping could'n've been stopped. Well appearantly i was wrong...
ReplyDeleteInter-blog romance?
ReplyDeleteSomeone will NOT be happy, specially after all the fics are done
ReplyDeleteonce somepony writes that fluttershy papercut fic, my life will be complete^^
ReplyDeleteHaha this is great XD
ReplyDeleteOne Seth/Cereal slashfic coming up in 3... 2... 1....
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDelete"I love you man, but I don't wanna get shipped with you"
"Hey, any of you listening to this, don't you dare get any ideas with those OCs of ours, we'll send it straight to the moooooooonnnnnn"
Imperfect quotes, but close enough...This was from Q and Neigh. Seth and Cereal briefly hit on how now that they have OCs they would end up shipped together in a fanfiction.
Phoe, it would seem doesn't want it to go to the moon, hmmmm.....
Seth is the prettiest filly.
ReplyDelete@Flutterfan I believe you mean "intra-blog romance." I am disappoint.
ReplyDeleteAll will be ponified. All will be shipped. All will be assimilated.
ReplyDeleteOh dear Luna, what is this? O.O
ReplyDeleteD'aaaaawwwww :3
ReplyDeleteSPICY!
ReplyDeleteOh Phoe, you silly blog-pony you...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phoe, you card! This is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYou're -so- fired, Phoe. XD
ReplyDeleteNot sure if want. Genderswapped(?) Seth is cute, though.
ReplyDeleteGhost(fromTCR)xSethxCereal
ReplyDeleteHeeeeeeeeee
This post has the best tags
ReplyDeleteOh GOD! They Rule 63'd Seth!
ReplyDeleteWell that didn't take long
ReplyDeleteI knew it...
ReplyDeleteSo i come on to EQD, you know, just doing my thing, and i see this on the front page, again leading me to question the general mental progression of seth since i first stumbled here in february..
ReplyDeleteSo is Seth a Filly (girl) or an extremely feminine Colt (boy)?
ReplyDeleteHmmm... should have seen it coming. Nice pic.
ReplyDeleteOh, goodness, I'm glad I caught this before the possible deletion. xD
ReplyDeleteLet me know how the moon is Phoe! I've always wondered!
/sees picture
ReplyDelete/reads tags
/starts slow clap
/waits in great anticipation for Seth and Cereal's retribution
I approve of this message
ReplyDeleteWhy is Seth drawn as a filly?
ReplyDeleteIf this becomes a fic, it'll need a gender bender tag.
You asked for it.
ReplyDeleteThis is my fetish.
ReplyDeleteAh, now that, was a good laugh. Thank you Phoe
ReplyDelete....aaaaaahhhhhhHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
ReplyDeletePhoe, weren't you saying NOT to ship your OC's in the Q&Neigh?
ReplyDeleteI wasn't sure what to think. And then I started lollin' in real life.
ReplyDelete@Kadreal
ReplyDeleteYou sir have obviously not been around long enough to know that Seth is a pretty filly.
Oh lawdy, Phoe :D
ReplyDelete...I'm still going to draw *it* though... :P
...the fuck?
ReplyDeleteWhat the flip...
ReplyDeletethis will forever be my favorite website
ReplyDeleteSaving for future blackmailing.
ReplyDeletethey'll draw a similar picture, but with phoe shipped with... someone.
ReplyDeleteSeth deserves his fun every now and then. XD
ReplyDeleteFINALLY! Jeez, I was waiting forever for someone to draw this couple, now all we need is a fic and we're set :3
ReplyDeleteSeth is asleep. Post him being shipped.
ReplyDelete@Pyron
ReplyDeleteAll bets are off now. Let the shipping wars commence! Let everyone feel vaguely uncomfortable, especially the shipped pair!
I need to get some popcorn, this is gonna be gooooooood.
MY EYES. THEY BURN. WHYYYYYYYY.
ReplyDelete@Ragona
ReplyDeleteWay ahead of you sir.
>SETH IS ASLEEP.
ReplyDelete>POST GENDERSWAPPED SHIPPING BLOGPONIES!
OH GOD YOU POSTED IT
ReplyDeleteYOU ACTUALLY POSTED IT
I WILL REMEMBER THIS DAY FOREVER
Haha hehehe...
ReplyDeleteW-What?
Upon seeing this, these lines were written in the W/ATG IRC. They are posted here for posterity.
ReplyDeleteAnd then Phoe was fired from her position as blogprincess
hahahaha yeah
And then have a foal-
Named Trixie
AND THUS A LEGEND WAS BORN
I don't think you can fire a princess.
Embroiled in vengeance for her removal from the blog...
Mighty Phoe sends poor Trixie through time!
WHEN HER MOTHER WAS A DUDE.
AND FELL IN LOVE WITH HER.
And cue the DRAMA!
What.
and they had paradox babies who would save the universeses
Pinkie Pie: And that's how Equestria Daily was made!!
ReplyDeletePhoe, I love you. Cereal and Seth, I love you too. And you two.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome.
Oh Phoe you realize seth is going to crush you for this
ReplyDeleteOh goodness! Dat shipping. lol And everypony came...
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I should be scared, intrigued, or jealous... o_O
ReplyDeleteRequesting shipfic. NOW.
ReplyDeleteBUTTERSC0TCH WRITE IT YOU KNOW YOU WOULD.
I fell out of my chair laughing.
ReplyDeleteOh Phoe, you crazy pony... :D
Oh... my!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see whether and whence this takes off.
Oh Phoe. You're such a silly pony. Why must you be taken?
ReplyDelete9/2/11. 11:33 PM pacific time. The ship heard 'round the world.
ReplyDelete/history joke
Am I having too much fun with this? I think I'm having too much fun with this.
Saving before the delete.
ReplyDeletePhoe, I'd just like to say that Cereal will kill you for shipping him with Seth, and Seth will kill you for shipping him/her/it with Cereal...
ReplyDeleteI know I shouldn't do it, but I'll read any fic that comes out of this.
ReplyDeleteSeeing this after listening to the new Q&Neigh makes this so much funnier than it should be.
ReplyDeleteThis is so cute!
ReplyDeleteThis is simply hilarious! I'm not sure, but I think that scenario seth and cereal are in up there is from something else, just don't know what. Anyways, YES...and NO, this is just funny and wrong but it's too good too not save! lol
ReplyDeleteI am okay with this.
ReplyDeleteMove away, Phoe is now (more than ever) my favorite pony!
ReplyDeleteand "Ha ha, Im Having Fun And You Cant Stop Me" are the best tags ever.
Seth just got hit with the Rule 63 bomb. XD
ReplyDeleteDem sketchy sketchy lines
ReplyDeleteLiterally ROFL'd
ReplyDeleteummmm, yay?
ReplyDeletePony rule #34: If it exists there IS shipping of it.
ReplyDeleteI can just hear the shippijg charts being updated and the slashfics getting written.
ReplyDelete@Dr. Henry Killinger T'was the beginning of the blog revolution(blogolution?)
ReplyDeleteCute. srsly
ReplyDeleteinb4 a triangle romance fic about SethxCerealxPhoe or rule34 stuff....
ReplyDelete1. Convince Seth to sleep
ReplyDelete2. Post SethXCereal ship
3. ???
4. Profit!
And now the brief wait before someone vectorizes and full-colors it.
ReplyDeleteMY OTP
ReplyDeleteFOREEEEEVEEERRR
first the pony porn poping up on my tumblr dash, and now this. this has been a fairly awkward passed 3 miniutes... lool
ReplyDeleteAwwww now this is cute...and I am definitely writing a fic about this!
ReplyDeleteAlso to someponies on here why would Seth really care? He'll probably just laugh about it and not care because unlike someponies here he isn't all grudge-happy!
Man . . . I just hopped on for one last check for anything 'interesting' before going to bed. *NOW* I have to go take a cold shower if I want any sleep.
ReplyDeleteAlso, hilarious image =D
WTF
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDelete@Feloua
ReplyDeleteThat aughta teach him! Obviously this is just Pavlov training to get him ready for season 2! He's gotten soft in the past few months, and a few more uncomfortable shippings with ponies, blogmates, inanimate objects, etc. will clear that whole "sleep" thing right up! Good show, Phoe! Ship him with Snails the next time he does it, just for the lulz!
@Sethisto literally just lol'd
ReplyDeleteOh my, this is just too good! Seth and cereal both notice at the same time too
ReplyDeleteAww, they even post comments together! Cute!
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you tell ponies what you DON'T want to see guys. They make sure that it gets finished before all four fanfics that you wanted them to make.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, go Phoe! Fight the power! ^.^
My sides! I'm laughing so hard right now :)
ReplyDeleteomfg thunderhooves, your comment just made me fucking laugh, and that's right after laughing that they commented!
ReplyDeleteI approve of this pairing.
ReplyDeleteAnd I wish you both the best with the rest of your lives. <3
@thunderhooves
ReplyDeleteMy OTP. <3
@Sethisto
ReplyDeleteOh my god, your comment followed by Cereal's immediately after is just perfect, like you both walked in on people looking through your secret sexy photos or something. If it helps at all, I think the ship is really cute.
aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww its so cuuuutttteeeeee
ReplyDelete@thunderhooves They're the perfect match!
ReplyDeleteFucking cuteness <3
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Phoe gets in return...
ReplyDelete*sleep with one eye opened, pressing F5 all the niiiight*
Thank you Phoe!!
ReplyDelete@Sethisto
ReplyDeleteI just laughed out loud so much
saved for posterity
and for general amusement
Also, are you the artist for this Phoe? If not, where did you find it?
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ReplyDeletePhoe, you justed out trolled my Seth trolling! Hoooow coooouuulld you? /whining
ReplyDeleteXD
What.
ReplyDeletethe tags, the reactions ALL! I.. I.. lol!
ReplyDelete@Basharoonskis
ReplyDeleteI'm also curious who drew this. If it was you, Phoe, well, kudos.
This appeals to me for some strange reason.
ReplyDeleteHmm.
I can't imagine why.
Seems that cereal wears the pants in this relationship... oh wait that's Lyra...
ReplyDeleteWow
ReplyDeleteI remember asking one of my friends
"What if there was a Ship of Seth and Cereal?"
and now this
holy balls muffins im physic
Phoe you are awesome also looking forward to Seth and Cereals reaction
ReplyDeleteFilly Seth kind of looks like Spitfire, and Cereal looks like Braeburn.
ReplyDeleteI have absolutely no problem with this.
Its not gay until balls touch.
ReplyDeleteI think I busted a gut XD
ReplyDeleteI woke up in the middle of the night, decide to check ED and this is what I find.
ReplyDeleteI hope you're happy Phoe. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
So, is this now cannon?
ReplyDeleteAnd thus the blog wars began.
ReplyDelete@Basharoonskis
ReplyDeleteNo, I didn't draw this. It was sent to me by an adoring fan, and I just had to share it with you all. <3
108 ratings, 5.0 stars. Mathematical improbability aside, if they delete this there'll be a riot.
ReplyDelete@Atiarotias
ReplyDeleteIts too late for that. I live in the valley of the desert, and sound carries some distance out here. Normally it's pretty quiet, only the sounds of the coyotes hunting and the snakes slithering through the sand interupt the peace. But something is out of place tonight.
The coyotes and snakes are silent, in their place one sound remains. The sound of fingers biting keys, slashing across a keyboard in mad arches. Something I ain't ever heard before out here, but my grandpappy told me of once. It's the sound of fanfiction being written.
He showed me, a long time ago, how to tell by the sound too. And this one's an easy one to figure out. No subtlety or hiding here. Sounds like two men making it.
They're making themselves a Phoe ship fic, I'd recon.
Oh, and the popcorn is ready! Anypony want popcorn?
Lol. Phoe, you're awesome. XD
ReplyDelete@Phoe
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing!
@Dr. Henry Killinger
ReplyDeleteThat made my day. xD
@Phoe
ReplyDeleteYou always share the best stuff! Keep it coming!
@Phoe Thank you for giving me the biggest laugh I've had all week. Can we count on you for providing us with further amazing (lol) posts?
ReplyDelete@Dr. Henry Killinger
ReplyDeleteThat's... that was buutiful, lol. thx.
so how long do you think it will take for retribution?
ReplyDeletei'm guessing about 40 mins...
I find this amusing. I approve.
ReplyDeleteBest ship ever.
ReplyDelete(But srs, selfcest? unoino the 3ofu r same ppl...)
@Phoe
ReplyDeleteCould you give us a link to the original or something? We must give proper thanks for this greatness.
cant read the text right: =.-
ReplyDeleteactually managed to read the text: o.o
more closely examined the picture: O.O
looked at it a bit longer: XD
This pleases the Stormcloud!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't expecting this :T
ReplyDeletePhoe's now ahead by a nose, no a quarter of a nose, more like 63.7 percent of a nose...
ReplyDeletePrecious and few are the moments we two can share....
ReplyDeleteJust think, this image will pop up at every Brony meetup now.
ReplyDeletePhoe, this is awesome. It needed to be done. So glad Seth is slightly scared of you.
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ReplyDeletePhoe is now Best Pony.
ReplyDeleteDraw Seth, Cereal, Phoe threesome. It's the only way to get revenge!!!
ReplyDelete@Dr. Henry Killinger
ReplyDeleteNothing that the Magic Murder Bag can't fix.
I daaaaaawwwww'd and i regret nothing!
ReplyDeleteSeth and Cereal replying within seconds of each other CAN'T be a coincidence.
ReplyDeletePhoe, I fear that retribution in incoming very very soon. I sense spectacle incoming for us, and like a train wreck, I don't want to turn away, I want to see the collision and the twisting, flaming wreckage.
Or, you know, maybe there will be more artwork posted soon, that would be good too.
D'aaaaaaaaw, you guys look adorkable together...
ReplyDeleteTotally and utterly approve! <3~
Finally some m/m up in here.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go ahead and assume that the "not-fanfiction" tag means this really happened.
HAHAHA OH WOW
ReplyDeleteSeth x Cereal CONFIRMED. Thank you Phoe, for making my night.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure whether I guffawed or chortled. Is there something in between?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, this is pretty darn cute. You two need to lighten up and embrace your unrequited love for one another. ;D
ReplyDeletePonyseth has Vegeta hair.
ReplyDeleteSo, I give it about a week before we find a Drawfriend full of Seth and Cereal. And a little Phoe for fairness' sake.
@pangolynn
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely, this is Equestria Daily after all, your most trusted source in pony-related news! Everything reported here is absolute fact I can tell why you might get confused though; to the untrained eye, this looks like random silliness! But fear not, gentle blog viewer, Equestria Daily holds it's journalistic values intact, and would never post anything that wasn't 100% canon in the news section!
... ok, I AM having way too much fun with this. I think I need to go to bed. (Please don't ship me with things while I'm asleep, ok guys? Guys?)
@Hydra in a Top HatBecause Pony Seth can tell that Pony Cereal's power level is over 9000!
ReplyDeleteWIN
ReplyDeleteSeth says we should be ashamed... and yet, the picture stays up? What's the phrase? The blogpony doth protest too much?
ReplyDelete@Dr. Henry Killinger
ReplyDeleteToo late.
Why isn't there a sitcom about daily life in the Equestria Daily HQ??!?! I need it!!
ReplyDeletePhoe, I thank you. And remember, ensuring a laugh is a sure fire way to get someone on your side!
ReplyDeleteBOOM!
ReplyDeleteHEADSHOT!
@Laurence Brown
ReplyDeleteStep 1 is denial. It's ok Seth, we love you and Cereal for who you are, and a thing like this won't get in the way of that love. We just don't love you like you two love each other (or do we? I think that's up to the fic writers and artists to decide). Either way, we love you regardless!
@Sindri
But... but... I'm not even asleep yet! Dang, I forgot how fast they are at making these things. I won't underestimate them again, that's for sure.
"This is terrible and you should all feel terrible" -Seth
ReplyDeleteHmm. Significant quantities of d'aww, large stores of lol... nope, no terrible that I can feel. Depending on the quality of the inevitable clopfic I might feel terrible after reading it, but until then nope.
Someone should write a fic where everyone loves everyone. Doesn't that sound nice?
ReplyDeleteSure is fucking DERP on EqD lately....
ReplyDelete@Kadreal
ReplyDeleteyou mean like rutting day?
@broodingguy
ReplyDeleteI was thinking more snuggly happy loving, not so much orgy loving.
@Kadreal
ReplyDeleteah, right.
who would it involve?
> in after whatisthisidonteven
ReplyDeleteor LITERALLY everypony?
ReplyDeleteHurrhurr
ReplyDeleteOkay, seriously, I freaking LOVE this fan community, I really do.
ReplyDeleteD'awwww!
ReplyDelete@pangolynn
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this can be consider an m/m ship. Seth looks like a filly in this pic.
This is amazingly hilarious. Plus infinite internets to whoever drew that.
ReplyDeleteSeth's quote and reaction in the comments make it even better. It's ok Seth. Sometimes guys just like to be effeminate. ;)
This. Is. Wonderful.
ReplyDelete"Im Having Fun And You Cant Stop Me" is the best tag.
ReplyDeletealso this is hilarious for some reason.
@thunderhooves
ReplyDeleteBest comment ever.
*Rainbow Dash laugh*
ReplyDeleteWorking on the vectors right now.
ReplyDeleteBTW, it has been established that pony seth is indeed a filly (claims he prefers the way fillies look over the colts in the show)
ReplyDeleteWait, I'm a pretty filly in this?
ReplyDelete@Sethisto
ReplyDeleteYou're just now noticing?