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277 comments:
Make dresses
ReplyDeleteCUT OFF MY TAIL!
ReplyDeleteIT'S THE PERFECT SEASON!
Also try to bend time with the magic to go forward 19 days and 2 hours
ReplyDeleteFreak everypony out by going over to Sweet Apple Acres and doing farm chores.
ReplyDeleteCut off my tail, and wear it as a mustache.
ReplyDeleteBe adorable and awesome. Also: Make dresses. Warm ones, because it's getting freaking cold here.
ReplyDeletei go back to being fluttershy
ReplyDeleteOh Darling!
ReplyDeleteHow could I cut off my tail? That season is already over! Besides, I have a lot of work to do! I just received an order of designs from Hoity Toity's Boutique in Canterlot and he demands to get them done by tuesday! I'm quite busy as you see so, if you don't mind, I need to focus on this.
Ask myself why this is News.
ReplyDeleteFABULOSITY!
ReplyDeleteI do all the normal stuff, work on dresses, see some friends... What's important is that I look better than everypony else while I do it. And I DO look better than them.
ReplyDelete1. Use magic to find lots of gems.
ReplyDelete2. Get Spike to dig up said gems.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
Make Dresses, sing.... try and handle Opal essence
ReplyDeleteComplain(maybe whine) and make Rainbow Dash dress in style. And of course be fabulous darling.
ReplyDeleteBe FABULOUS of course!
ReplyDeleteAnd make myself and my friends many awesome outfits.
Also, marshmallows.
I become either Rainbow Dash or Fluttershy again because pegasi are better.
ReplyDeleteSpend all day talking into a tape recorder, then play it back so I could listen to my fabulously sexy voice.
ReplyDeletePlus whining. Because that would be fun.
be a secret ninja
ReplyDeleteAct like a narcissistic bourgeois bitch that would probably be a villain on any other cartoon.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't like Rarity too much.
Find Gems
ReplyDeleteSell them
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ReplyDeletePretend to be Twilight, for she is the fairest, most beautiful pony in all the land. And don't even get me started on how smart she is, darling. That girl is a certifiable genius! Oh, if only I could be that smart and that beautiful!
ReplyDeleteI would be the best pony obviously.
ReplyDeleteUse my unicorn magic to turn into Twilight Sparkle.
ReplyDeleteGo to the spa with Fluttershy and just to be real nice give Spike a kiss.
ReplyDeleteSpend some quality time with Sweetie Belle.
ReplyDeleteBe fabulous.
ReplyDeleteI practice my marital arts, and then go have tea with fluttershy, and then see how poor twilight is getting along with her reading.
ReplyDeleteI would get more gems for Spike. Havin' fun on his reaction.
ReplyDeleteWhy this is wonderful, everyone will recognize the fabulosity of this sitiation~IDEA~
ReplyDeleteIAMOKWITHTHIS.JPG
ReplyDeleteThough id have to learn how to make dresses and sew and erm... be generous.
>didn't ask what I (we) would do.
ReplyDeleteI-I'm--... RARITY!?!?
fffffFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---
*turns into a marshmallow*
More Dresses than my body has room for.
ReplyDeleteShoot myself, as I have now morphed into my least favorite pony.
ReplyDelete*sighs* Okay, okay. I'll try to be serious here. Let's see...
Hmm..
Hold on, I'm trying, honest!
Crap.
Nope, best I can do is have fun at everypony's expense by inventing a new fashion trend that is awful looking ("Yes, darling, I'm positively certain that putting brightly colored bags around your tail is all the rage in Canterlot right now! I hear Princess Celestia herself is doing it!") Then I make a fortune selling gaudy looking tail bags. Then I proceed to use that money to buy a store in Canterlot, leave my country hick friends behind, and live the glorious life of a fashionista in Canterlot as I've always dreamed of.
Sweetie Belle? What about her? She can live in the Carousel Boutique building after I move out. If Scootaloo doesn't need parental supervision, neither does my sister, dang it!
Use Spike as a pincushion again. Just becuase.
ReplyDeleteWhat do I do? Look fabulous.
ReplyDeletetake spike and go find gems, and let him have a share
ReplyDeletego to the spa to get refreshed with fluttershy
go to sugar cube corner to get something to eat, and avoid staining myself
brush my mane a couple hundred times
watch over the crusaders while designing dresses
oh and look fabulous too
ReplyDeletekill my self
ReplyDelete1.Insult Rocks.
ReplyDelete2.Insult Applejack.
3.Design dresses&Stuff.
4.Put Spike in said dresses.
5.Insult Spike.
6.Turn the males of Ponyville into my own personal army.
7.Attack Canterlot, Insult Celestia and force Luna to wear socks.
8.Insult Moon rocks for the next 1,000 years.
teach my sister that it is not ok to be a thread derailAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
also I would ask myself why my special talent is finding gems but I make dresses.
are the dresses I make just a byproduct of my true talent? is the fact I have such a phobia of geting dirty just me avoiding my true destiny as a miner? why do fans hate me so much?
Piece by piece, putting it together
ReplyDeleteWhy I'm here, able to make dresses really quick
Able to act proper and nicely
Rarity and ball my one true ship
Even though it seems I'm always chasing
That perfect gentle colt and always failing
Now I can't handle stress
Trying hard to figure out the details
Jewels that shine? Could all of these gems really be mine?
Why can't my talent be starting fires?
Maybe I should just close and retire
Who has pedi's when they don't have nails?
Do I even end up making sales?
I'll donate every dress.
This isn't funny, least Pinkie Pie had parties
and Fluttershy had her bunnies
What does Rarity have? She makes whining look easy.
*Stopped here to keep the comment from eating the page length*
Seduce Cereal Velocity.
ReplyDeleteBe FABULOUS!~
ReplyDeleteOh, almost forgot:
ReplyDelete9.Wonder how I'm turning into all of these ponies, then figure out how to control it, so I can turn into Big Mac.
Eee-yup.
@Fallin' Winter
ReplyDeleteYou win.
I guess I would have to go troll Spike by leading him on. =P
ReplyDelete@Select Few
ReplyDeleteYay~ Too bad I didn't think of doing one parody per pony until Pinkie Pie. Granted Rainbow Dash and Twilight never really had any songs. I can't think of what I'd do for Applejack either.
Also as a disclaimer, I don't hate Rarity. That's just how my parody ended up. I was *this* close to adding in a line about her plot.
Be sexy
ReplyDeleteLook at myself in the mirror.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm a unicorn again. I head over to Twilight's and continue working on the spell, as well as a counter measure to place on my body- Oh dear. Rarity must be having a conniption being stuck in my body. Male, crappy hair, bland clothes, slightly pudgy. If I come back to everyone thinking I've come out of the closet or something, I'm gonna have to hurt somepony. Anyway, continues spell work with Twilight so as to fix this whole pony body switching nonsense. Also a protective spell on my own body so this stops happening.
ReplyDeleteFlirt wildly with Applejack, just to see her reaction.
ReplyDeleteThen say that Spike put me up to it.
BE THE MOST FABULOUS PONY EVER!!!!
ReplyDeletemake dresses, so many dresses
ReplyDeletesuicide
ReplyDeleteBut no seriously,
I'd try not to act so stuck up for a WHOLE DAY!
Be pretty ^^
ReplyDeleteBe fabulous.
ReplyDeleteThen make dresses, make dresses, and, oh yes, make more dresses.
Then Applejack.
Finally, mess with Cereal
Rob banks. I maen, imagine what people would tell the police. Then their faces when the look at the security videos...
ReplyDeleteDum dum dum dum dum dum dum du dum...
ReplyDelete*Singing ensues*
out all the 59+ comments i just read WHY AM I GUNNA BE THE FIRST ONE TO SAY "IM GOING TO WHINE"?!?!?!?
ReplyDeletei am disappoint
Use my charms to create a Male Pony Army.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna whine about why I became my least favourite pony...
ReplyDeletei rarity, will go and find my destiny
ReplyDeleteI don't have the first clue how to make a dress, so I'd leave that one alone. Instead I might go to the spa with Fluttershy. Or just go talk to Twilight Sparkle about the whole bodyswap thing so I can figure out how to get my own human body over to Equestria.
ReplyDeleteBe the best pony.
ReplyDeleteI make the most FABULOUS dress in all of Equestria!
ReplyDeleteout of pony skin
Spend some quality time with Sweetie Belle and sing Art of the Dress because even if I'm not Pinkie Pie I still had one of the best songs damn it!
ReplyDeleteI already explained what I would do as Rarity when I was Twilight. Of course then I said I would turn myself into Rarity, which might be easier now. I would be fashionable, go to the spa with Fluttershy, design dresses, and maybe even yell at Sweetie Belle.
ReplyDelete@Sun Ray
ReplyDelete"1. Cuddle Sweetie Belle."
My thoughts exactly. Quality time with the little sister is top priority.
Rariquest across Equestria while playing the Brodyquest song on loop via loudspeakers.
ReplyDeleteLook fabulous darling!
ReplyDeleteOk, I had a spiel and it got delete, but it was about hanging out with Twi RBD and PP, and how I'd have to make dresses and deal with sweetiedrelle
ReplyDelete@Fallin' Winter
ReplyDeleteI believe someone ordered 9001 internets?
@Twahlaght Spahkluh
ReplyDeleteOh my, now where am I going to put all of those internets. I really didn't think this through. Maybe more singing will solve my problems. It works for all the other ponies.
Weaponise gem manipulation talents.
ReplyDeleteBecome most fabulous mercenary in Equestria.
marry it a rich colt (or filly)
ReplyDeleteI am now the worst pony?
ReplyDeleteOoh... tough.
Whine of course.
"But I thought you wanted whining!"
Work work work. Be fabulous.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me eerily of my usual daily routine, which is to work work work, and be the opposite of fabulous.
Well... be fabulous obviously!
ReplyDeleteI would probably just puff my hair up and down for a few hours.
I am not even a little bit fashionable! I will wait until night, and ask Twilight Sparkle for help, as ruining Rarity's reputation is a terrible thing to do.
ReplyDeleteDRESSES. AND SPARKLY THINGS. More than I could ever hope to have in real life. ;_;
ReplyDeleteAlso wonder why so many people in this fandom hate Rarity because she's super feminine, places emphasis on charisma, and has a touch of OCD when it comes to dirt. Especially since (a) being feminine is not a crime, despite the fact that geek/internet culture generally associates the behavior with being shallow and a bitch, and it's actually pretty damn insulting for girls like me that like everything geeky AND being girly, (b) you can get much farther with charisma than anyone realizes, as well as interact with many different kinds of people, and (c) her dirt hatred would be considered 'cute' on any other character that people hasn't already written off as a bitch. And be sad that despite my devotion to my friends and making other people happy in my own way, even if it does mean going out of my comfort zone, that I'm still considered a bad pony.
...also, dresses. Lots and lots of dresses. ^_^
With all this body jumping, I'm just scared to see what would other ponies do when they woke up as me. (especially Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash)
ReplyDeleteFASHION
ReplyDeleteTurn to the left.
FASHION
Turn to the right.
Ohhhh Fashion
Treat my daughter with a kindness and love she's never received before.
ReplyDelete1. Acquire a mirror.
ReplyDelete2. Stare into said mirror until I starve.
3. Mission complete.
@ Ezhik Fear not! For me, she is the best pony! Rarity sees beauty in everypony, and is just trying to bring it out! It's how she shows she cares! Also, Dressed for Success speaks to me - I've been in her place before. You say I am Rarity? I reply, tell me something I didn't already know.
ReplyDeleteSo now what is a fashionista to do? Oh I know~!
Design dresses. BEAUTIFUL DRESSES!
Hunt for jewels personally, to sell said dresses at exorbitant profit.
Be flattered but ignorant about Spike's obvious affection.
Freak out about dirt.
Fuss about the details. Well, somepony has to! Twilight, you understand, don't you?
Have an iiideeeeaaaa!!
BAnd above all else, be ever so dramatic.
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ReplyDelete"What do?"
ReplyDeleteBe fabulous, darling.
Force Rainbow Dash to always dress in style!
ReplyDeleteMake my room cleaner/tidier.
ReplyDeletewhine
ReplyDelete@Narwhals' Bend
ReplyDeletethen go meet Luna who is best pony.
Thank you dear.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe some of you ponies. Just because one is ladylike and takes a pride in her (and others) appearance does not make her a shallow, stuck-up, bourgeois bitch.
Oh, such horrid sentiments for such a lovely pony; for shame.
I would wear a fez. Because why not?
ReplyDeleteOh and go to the spa with Fluttershy, still while wearing the fez, and looking FAAAABLOUUUUUS while doing it.
Also, drink the finest wine in ponyville.
What Hirro said.
ReplyDeleteAlso go about town whining, but following it up with something nice to make up for the other ponies suffering. Like giving out fine chocolates or something.
Spend time at the spa, preferably with Fluttershy.
Kiss Applejack tenderly.
Yell in the middle of the street "How come in a town with a female to male ratio of ten to one I always wind up in a ten on one!?" in various tones of voice at different times of day.
I would also sing. And look gorgeous. And I'd go around calling everyone darling because only Rarity can do it well.
ReplyDelete1. Get kidnapped by diamond dogs.
ReplyDelete2. "Complain" about work conditions.
3. Get friends to help carry out six cartloads of gems.
4. DEFINITE PROFIT!
@HeroInferno oh and one last thing, sing this -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSbXGsysAAk
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ReplyDeleteGive Lady Gaga a much needed 101 in fashion, style, tact, and not being pretentious in your performances.
ReplyDeleteI sleep for as long as it takes me to turn into Applejack. (Unless we've gone full cycle and I somehow missed her)
ReplyDeleteI do MAGIC.
ReplyDeleteAnd love sweetybell .
wait for Applejack.
ReplyDeletebecause WHO ELSE BUT APPLEJACK
So many envious ponies for such a fabulous individual. It's absolutely appalling, darlings.
ReplyDeleteconquer the world!
ReplyDeletewhat, you can't do that with dresses. Fine then.
I'd be fabulous.
@Bronode
ReplyDeleteI, for one, don't dislike her for being ladylike and such, I think she's nice and all. What I don't like about her is that she tries to make EVERYPONY ladylike. Like AJ and Rainbow (who are my fav's).
I would parade down the streets of ponyville ready to spread my fabulosity and take the haters down.
ReplyDeleteI'd get spike to act as a little manpurse for me, and practice some generosity.
1. Make Dresses
ReplyDelete2. Complain(Whine)
3. And lost but not least take care of Opal
@bobmortar
ReplyDeleteMiss Applejack also has wanted Lady Rarity to stop fussing over the small stuff, and has tried to make her less ladylike. The contrasts between these ponies is what makes them absolutely fabulous.
BE THE FIERCEST BITCH IN PONYVILLE
ReplyDelete1: Whine (BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RARITY!!!!)
ReplyDelete2: Make something other than dresses and leave a note if Rarity comes back ("You need to expand your expertise; don't want to be a one-trick pony your whole life.")
Make some socks
ReplyDeleteTease Cereal
ReplyDeleteGo BWAHAHA!!!! to everypony
ReplyDeleteID BE STEPPIN SO FRESH WITH THE FLAIR LIKE RARITY!
ReplyDeleteIDEA!!!
ReplyDeleteFabulous!
ReplyDelete1) find gems
ReplyDelete2) make dresses
3) ???
4) PROFIT!
1. Whine inside the Dragon Cave to get ALL the gems
ReplyDelete2. Design Celestia's dress to be a total troll
3. Press Twilight to give me those fabulous butterfly wings again
4. ????
5. WAHAHA!
PAAAR.. wait ,that was yesterday
ReplyDeleteWell, Pinkie may be organising the season 2 party, Rarity will be handling the decorations! :D
Seduce the doctor to take me on a trip thourgh time and space
ReplyDeletehave consensual sex in the missionary position purely for procreation purposes
ReplyDeleteWhine. Because I thought they wanted it.
ReplyDeleteFirst I'd go into the basement to see if there really is a hole for Sweetie Bell. I always wanted to see if that rumor was true.
ReplyDeleteNext I would see if I can cause a new tread in Ponyville. I think matching cutie mark scarfs will be big this winter, So I'll make a start at that.
Put SB in the crawlspace.
ReplyDeleteMe as Rarity? Hmm.. Time for Spike to get laid XD
ReplyDeleteI would be completely fabulous.
ReplyDeleteAlso I'd sing because Rarity's singing voice is awesome.
I would be dragged to my destiny.
ReplyDeleteMake a bitchin' dress and wear it with no guilt.
ReplyDeleteHaters gon' hate.
Fluttershy and AppleJack of course.
ReplyDeleteGo "Mwahaha!"
ReplyDeletedon't sleep with Rainbow Dash.
ReplyDelete(just like I said with Fluttershy)
Rariquest across the land! Travel far and wide!
ReplyDeleteGo out in search of Him, and when I find Him, I gouge his eyes out with his own horn for ruining Rar- I mean, our night.
ReplyDeleteLearn how to be fabulous, duh! I can't design or anything like that, so I'd try to learn as much as possible! (Then maybe I'd ACTUALLY have SOME sense of fashion (The ONLY thing I'm jealous of gay guys for.))
ReplyDeleteSo yeah, just learn about fashion, see how much knowledge I retain. Learn how to sew, ect. You know, boring bookworm stuff! XD
@Xian217
ReplyDeleteYes, you're right, I guess my argument is invalid.
Also: Miss Applejack? lol :P
By now I came up with some ideas what I'd do if I'm Rarity:
I'd ask Twilight to give me those fabulous butterfly wings again, but now I'd make sure to stay clear from the Sun. I'd also ask her to give Spike some wings. Then I'd teach him to fly. For fun.
I'd also spend a lot of time with my little sister, because I love her so much.
I'm Rarity now? ...
ReplyDeleteWAHAHAA!
*Spa Time*
First I visit Fluttershy and get the autograph I asked for yesterday (when I was Fluttershy).
ReplyDeleteThen... find Gems, LOTS of gems. Then I send them with the autograph to my house - my REAL house. (I'm sure it's possible... somehow...)
Then... confusing Spike. Mwahahahahaha!
I think that was it - the rest of the day I'm taking a nap or something. And eat. Eat a lot. It's not me, who is fat in the end! :D
Tomorrow I'll be Applejack and than this whole "You are now..."-thing will be over... right?
Run around screaming in Rarity's oh so sexy voice :3
ReplyDeleteTotally mess with Spike, then get a horde of diamonds tjen go be Luna somehow.
ReplyDeleteGo to the spa with Fluttershy, talk her into modeling a few dresses for me, and use that as an excuse to get my flutter-hug at long last.
ReplyDeleteThen go about my normal Rarity business. I have an image to maintain after all.
Don't know about being Rarity (though she's still cool, she's my least favorite pony), but I think the picture's just adorable.
ReplyDeleteHug Sweetie Belle and tell her that she's gonna grow up to be the best singer ever. And then go to the spa with Fluttershy.
ReplyDeleteFind out where Sweetie Belle is, it's way too quiet around here.
ReplyDeleteSPREAD THE LOVE!
ReplyDeleteWell, as I can't sew anything more complicated than a button, so I might take the day off. I'll be another pony tomorrow, and I think Rarity has enough dresses made to last a day. I'm usually a gentleman, so I think I can act proper enough not to ruin her ladylike reputation while this is going on. I'd go talk to Twilight, see what spell she messed up, and try and figure out how to make it work in my favor while I'm still a unicorn.
ReplyDeleteBe happy as fuck ♥
ReplyDeleteDUMB ROCK!!!
ReplyDeleteSeduce Applejack of course :D
ReplyDeletewallowing in whatever a pony is suposed to wallow in because im not as awesome as Twilight Sparkle
ReplyDeleteI faint because i an not believe I am best pony.
ReplyDeleteCheck on the mirror how beautiful I am. Go to work letting the world know that beutiful persons exist.
ReplyDeleteOh wait I already did that. Ho Ho ho!
Begin work on my plan to find out why am I turning into the Mane 6, seeing as I can't find any help in Ponyville and asking Princess Celestia for help is a last resort.
ReplyDeleteI... honestly don't know. I guess I would hug Sweetie Belle, just because.
ReplyDeleteOh DARLING! There's so much to do! I need to get pedicure, my couffeure needs to be redone, and theres all those dresses I'm behind on.. I simply don't have time to list things off to you.
ReplyDeletemake a dress for absolutely everything
ReplyDeleteUse my powers of whining to bend every single Diamond Dog to my will, and then use them as a personal dress making sweatshop workers. Profits will rise 300% in no time!
ReplyDeleteFOR I, AM, RARITY!
ReplyDeleteBWHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh!
I would make some ridiculous happy laughing noises.
Then manipulate my way into ruling equestria.
(Tell me that she couldn't do it if she really wanted to.)
I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH!
ReplyDeleteThen speak with a british-ish accent, because I love doing that.
Wallow in gems. I'm pretty sure that's what ponies are supposed to wallow in.
ReplyDeleteTRAVELIN!
ReplyDeleteGo to the spa with Fluttershy, and buy Sweetie Belle her own fabrics to use.
ReplyDeleteBecome an hero.
ReplyDeleteRarity the dashing rogue, of course.
ReplyDeleteConvince boys to take me to Canterlot.
Convince guards to let me into the castle.
Steal everything valuable.
Get caught.
Use slight of hoof to conceal a single item from the guards.
Pick the cell lock with a hair pin.
Sneak past the guards.
Get a ride home.
Sit by the fireplace and drink Celestia's finest wine (my prize).
Ruin a bunch of guys then make use of my fantastic archery skills as seen in Time Off.
ReplyDeleteDaww at my adorable little sister who just drew an adorable little drawing.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, that picture is adorable.
whine
ReplyDelete-Be fabulous!
ReplyDelete-Become Twilight's BFF
-Be fabulous!
-Save Equestria with the mane six
-Be fabulous!
-Design for Celestia and Luna
-Be fabulous!
And of course be just absolutely magnificently fabulous!
Wallow in... whatever it is that poinies wallow in.
ReplyDeleteEverybody here is selfish :O
ReplyDeleteFor you to be Rarity, Rarity would have to either no longer exist or exist as you.
BE F***ING FABULOUS!
ReplyDeleteApplejack •_-
ReplyDeleteFunny how when these posts started everyone was like "Be creeped out that my gender changed"
ReplyDeleteBut now everyone is all like "make tons of dresses!"
xD
Bring Gothic Clothing out, the cool kind
ReplyDeleteWhine.
ReplyDeleteAll. The. Time.
Become an old crazy cat lady!
ReplyDeleteAll the ponies around me dress in ugly clothes.
ReplyDeleteMade dresses for ALL of them!
Start Project Runway: Equestria and become the Nina Garcia of ponies.
ReplyDeleteI'm Rarity?!
ReplyDeleteWell since I'm now best pony I'd be the edge, the chic, the taste, the larger than life with just a hint of lace, the vanguard, the air, the vogue, the shi-shi, ooh oui-i, the pony a la mode.
I'd sing You think you know fashion, well fashion's a stranger to Hoity Toity and then my life would be complete.
*look at self and see I'm really a pony* "WHA HA HA!"
ReplyDelete1) Spa date with Fluttershy
ReplyDelete2) Design some nicer capes for the CMC
3) Spend the rest of the day trying to convince Applejack she needs to try some different accessories. Cowboy hats won't be back in style for a few months yet.
Can't answer, Sweetie Bell too cute.
ReplyDeleteCreate gala dresses for all of my friends.
ReplyDeleteBe fabulous.
ReplyDeleteCreate authentic and perfect cosplay costumes of my favorite shows!
ReplyDelete@boomerang503 What he said. And if I'm still Rarity after that, try out the spa along with Fluttershy just to see what it's like.
ReplyDelete@Shannon What you said +1
ReplyDeleteTeach that bitch Opalescence who's the boss around here. Go to Canterlot and kick the shit out of Prince Blueblood. Find Photo Finish and knock him around for not realizing my talents (I would have a lot of grudges). Then take a nice bath and let the day wind down.
ReplyDeleteTease Spike.
ReplyDeleteGOD YES! It was about damn time!
ReplyDeleteI dont know what to do, but anything I'd do as rarity would be so awesome! Too bad unicorns cant fly though.
1) Let hair down
ReplyDelete2) Throw a massive party outside
3) Participate in pie-eating competition
4) Participate in Paintball Match
5) Roll out giant cake, and then jump on top of it
6) Be loud! Get tipsy! Take things to the next level!
7) Be LOOOOOOOOOUD!!!
8) Shower up, cool down, sleep well
9) Pretend like nothing ever happened the next day.
Get everypony to dress up as video game characters!
ReplyDeleteProbably be upset that I'm stuck being worst pony
ReplyDeleteWhy, whine everypony into submission for my every whim and desire of course, darling. That would be simply fabulous.
ReplyDeleteBe happy because I'm one of the great ponies.
ReplyDeleteBE FABULOUS.
ReplyDeleteStep 1) Realize I'm Rarity - WAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteStep 2) Spa day with Fluttershy.
Step 3) Gem Hunting, because I can *do* that. I've no eye for fashion, so I'll just let that stuff slide for a day while I build up a nice stockpile of gems.
Rape Sweetie Bell.
ReplyDelete1. Realize I'm Rarity.
ReplyDelete2. FEEL SO PRETTEH.
3. Try to figure out how my tail stays so curly and clean.
Big Mac.... not like that you perverts. I would just have to get my hooves on that colt his fashion sense is so last century. I mean really if he must insist on wearing that heavy yoke then the least he can do is wear one that is comfortable and fashionable as functional.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking a bit of comfortable padding around the inside oh and some engraving and staining really we can work with this say engrave a frieze around it. something remeniscent of ancient poniecians. Oh I know I wonder how he would look in a black walnut.