You Are Now Rainbow Dash

by Sethisto

What do you do first?

466 comments:

Fall SilentlyAugust 25, 2011 at 4:49 AM
Find Rarity and somehow be Rarity.
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UnknownAugust 25, 2011 at 4:50 AM
FLY!
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CoconutswallowAugust 25, 2011 at 4:50 AM
Two words: RAIN BOOM.
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QuantumFireAugust 25, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Find some candy vag!
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JesseAugust 25, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Wonder who exactly hacked seth's Account
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ShadowFox04August 25, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Attempt a Sonic Rainboom (Or similar dangerous move), break my wings, end up living on the ground with one of my fiends shortly after becoming their lover.

At least that appears to be Rainbow's normal routine.
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Lunasta, the magical wakeup pillAugust 25, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Zoom about Equestria for a while, then find a way to be Fluttershy.
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EzhikAugust 25, 2011 at 4:51 AM
Inform Twilight Sparkle
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SeleeniumAugust 25, 2011 at 4:51 AM
FLYYY~
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PhilAugust 25, 2011 at 4:52 AM
Do a Sonic Rainboom twice :D
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Pinkamina Diane PieAugust 25, 2011 at 4:53 AM
A SOCKIN' RAINBOOM, AND WHEN THAT DOESN'T WORK, I'LL DO 8B BILLION SONIC RAINBOOMS¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
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VAugust 25, 2011 at 4:53 AM
Be awesome.
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A1CZEROAugust 25, 2011 at 4:53 AM
A DOUBLE SONIC RAINBOOM!
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MisterBullAugust 25, 2011 at 4:53 AM
why the flippin' pony do I now have Tail's theme song from Sonic Adventure 1 stuck in my head? o.o
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 4:53 AM
Sonic Rainboom, generally be awesome, then FlutterDash time XD

What? FlutterDash is already my OTP and Fluttershy is totally the pony to go for anyway. Fluttershy is best pony.
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NiaeruzuAugust 25, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Freak out. I'M A PONY OHMAGAWD AND I'M ALSO RAINBOW DASH OMIGOSH WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGG
Then probably figure out how to fly and/or figure out how I'm supposed to use the bathroom.
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EkkeAugust 25, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Be rather shocked that I switched species, gender and world, and wonder what poor RD will think of being stuck as me. :p
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Hio590August 25, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Nap. Things have been a little hectic lately
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datnameAugust 25, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Find Scootaloo and abuse her.
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KouThanAugust 25, 2011 at 4:54 AM
I have wings. I FLY!
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EssMan009August 25, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Sleep... On a cloud... With Pinky...
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ebibigAugust 25, 2011 at 4:54 AM
Pinkie Pie
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 4:56 AM
Get ye flask
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The_OwlAugust 25, 2011 at 4:57 AM
Freak out a little bit.
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 4:57 AM
Get a wingboner... and be very happy.

... Then fly to work and see if I still have a job. (Which I probably won't because I can see it being very hard to drive a truck with hooves. But it'll all be OK because I'mma PONY!)
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thehivemind33August 25, 2011 at 4:59 AM
Somehow become a male pony and ask Fluttershy out on a date. Eeyup.
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Mr. NuttAugust 25, 2011 at 4:59 AM
Confuse her friends with my lack of flying and walking with 4 legs skills.
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James CorckAugust 25, 2011 at 5:00 AM
Fly!
And save a lot of money since I don't need to use airplanes anymore.
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Skeptic MouseyAugust 25, 2011 at 5:00 AM
Do a barrel roll?
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pellAugust 25, 2011 at 5:00 AM
fly and get a wingboner
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Dthmnky42August 25, 2011 at 5:00 AM
Be 20% cooler
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Power PonieAugust 25, 2011 at 5:02 AM
I'm not Dashie... I'm her sis and can do such stuff as Dashie can, but still funny idea. And yes, Scootaloo is my sis, too. Wow... Related to a chicken!
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KavonnAugust 25, 2011 at 5:02 AM
Pinkie Pie. Duh.
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tom10320August 25, 2011 at 5:02 AM
Probably say 'oh shit, I'm a pony' and then do pony stuff like a pony.
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DreadedCandiru2August 25, 2011 at 5:03 AM
Get mildly peeved because the feather-brained mailmare has yet to deliver the letter greenlighting my application to become a Wonderbolt.
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BalloonsAugust 25, 2011 at 5:04 AM
Be awesome, of course.
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wackyponyAugust 25, 2011 at 5:04 AM
get used to the gender swap and the fact that I have wings. <.<
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ServicerevolverAugust 25, 2011 at 5:04 AM
OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!
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DarcySupremestAugust 25, 2011 at 5:05 AM
Wonder how the hell i'm ment to use a toilet now that i'm female
i'm a horse
and that horses can't sit like humans
then i would probably get a coke and fly for a bit
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WierdplatformerAugust 25, 2011 at 5:06 AM
First, I would be shocked after discovering that I am a pony, but I would probably recover quickly.

Second, seeing as RD would probably be on a cloud when the switch happens, I would teach myself how to fly.

Third, I would probably find somepony who could help me figure out what happened. Most likely Twilight.

Yeah, I'm a sad sack of boring, sorry. ;_;
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:07 AM
Chill on a cloud. I can fly later.
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NietzscheAugust 25, 2011 at 5:08 AM
Move the clouds and melt the white snow.
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jaisonAugust 25, 2011 at 5:08 AM
I mourn my lack of thumbs, Then I stop mourning and be AWESOME instead. True Story
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Jay6August 25, 2011 at 5:08 AM
First thing I would do is be 20% cooler than every pony! That's... kinda a given, I guess.
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SeleeniumAugust 25, 2011 at 5:08 AM
LOL 10 ratings, already 5 stars.
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moerkoetAugust 25, 2011 at 5:09 AM
Fly through the clouds like I´ve always wanted to try ;_;
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BeepAugust 25, 2011 at 5:10 AM
Masturbate.

IT HAD TO BE DONE.
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WegglesAugust 25, 2011 at 5:10 AM
Get a boyfriend, just to shut everypony up.
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:10 AM
@Coke and Cola

That's because Rainbow Dash is awesome.
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Zak THAugust 25, 2011 at 5:11 AM
I'm RainbowDash, theres nothing left to do! That's the pinnacle of my life's story right there.

Alteritavely, RainbowDash: >Go Dennis
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ShannonAugust 25, 2011 at 5:11 AM
Do two fuckin' Sonic Rainbooms at the same time. O_O

And then be shipped with every primary, secondary, and tertiary character in Equestria. Also at the same time. ^_~
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Ditzy DerpAugust 25, 2011 at 5:11 AM
Experience the joy of flying without mechanical aid and expand my horizons...also SONIC RAINBOOM!
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GenericUsernameAugust 25, 2011 at 5:11 AM
I'm very afraid of all the comments I'm going to see here.
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Springtime BluesAugust 25, 2011 at 5:12 AM
fly around, on some monuments, get on the news, hide in a could. Also plan to totally ruin the 2012 olympics because the Iron Pony wasn't invited.
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KSAugust 25, 2011 at 5:12 AM
take a nap on a cloud
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Kurisu FuyuumiAugust 25, 2011 at 5:12 AM
Wake up.
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McSqueakersAugust 25, 2011 at 5:12 AM
Explode. Twice
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DramelAugust 25, 2011 at 5:13 AM
Hang out with Pinkie Pie! :D
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MedicShyAugust 25, 2011 at 5:14 AM
Step 1: Fly

Step 2: Be awesome

Step 3: ???

Step 4: PROFIT!
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MuffinsforeverAugust 25, 2011 at 5:15 AM
I need to sleep on it.
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☠F34R☣Rainbow☢Dashϟϟ™August 25, 2011 at 5:16 AM
PARTY LIKE ITS ON SALE FOR $19.95!!!!!! and maybe a rainboom or two :D
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FlutterDashAugust 25, 2011 at 5:17 AM
Fluttershy
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dw1482August 25, 2011 at 5:18 AM
Assume it's a dream, mess up everypony's lives for fun, then realize it's not a dream and have to deal with the consequences in what would hopefully be an entertaining montage.
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ROBCakeran53August 25, 2011 at 5:20 AM
Because I probalby won't be albe to fly at first... and because I'm FREAKING RAINBOW DASH!

http://mylittlefacewhen.com/media/original/130082813181.gif
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DJ VS-3August 25, 2011 at 5:20 AM
1) Realize I'm a pony
2) Panic
3) Realize "Wait, I'm a pony!"
4) Figure out how it happened and ensure it remains permenant.
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:21 AM
@FlutterDash

I see you have the right idea XD
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AltercationAugust 25, 2011 at 5:21 AM
Settle into my new life for a tiny bit, and feel assured that if I'm Rainbow Dash, then surely Rainbow Dash is currently occupying my body, which would basically mean when I return to my original body my life will be better in so many ways it won't even be conceivable.
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R41nb0w D45hAugust 25, 2011 at 5:22 AM
find Spitfire! and fly. yes, lots of flying.
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:23 AM
Get cut up and mutilated
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2007excalibur2007August 25, 2011 at 5:24 AM
1. Huge gasp.
2. "OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH"
3. [wingboner]
4. /)^3^(\
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Dr.CthuluAugust 25, 2011 at 5:25 AM
I would do lots of flying. I've always dreamt of flying. Then I will attempt a Sonic Rainboom
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DVegaAugust 25, 2011 at 5:25 AM
do a sonic rainboom
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Luna EponaAugust 25, 2011 at 5:26 AM
Find Celestia and scream out in public."HOW COME YOU NEVER CAME BACK HOME MOMMY?! Then get banished somewhere but you only wanted the first thing.
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DPV111August 25, 2011 at 5:27 AM
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AshtraskaAugust 25, 2011 at 5:28 AM
Do a barrel roll!
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Municipal EnginesAugust 25, 2011 at 5:28 AM
After I spend hours trying to figure out how to walk and fly, I try to escape from my new body and go back home. When that proves to be impossible, I slowly go insane at the knowledge that I can never see my friends and family, and my entire species, again and that I'm now stuck in the body of a female marshmallow pegasus.

I'd at least get Twilight to turn me into a male, cos I'm no transexual.
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ShataraAugust 25, 2011 at 5:29 AM
EVERYPONY.
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TeilzeitberndAugust 25, 2011 at 5:30 AM
Dress in style.
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AlexAugust 25, 2011 at 5:31 AM
@Kavonn

BAHAHAHAHAHAHahah...oh boy that was a good one XD
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AzalAugust 25, 2011 at 5:35 AM
I can nap on clouds? You better bet I'm going to get a nap now!
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MushiousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:35 AM
Go to the library and start TwiDash.
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C4-HertzAugust 25, 2011 at 5:35 AM
Assume Rainbow Dash's life, hit on everypony, keep score.
Then feel bad and try to find out what happened to Rainbow Dash because she's awesome.
If I get to stay as a copy of Rainbow Dash then I resume hitting on everypony, and joke about it with Pinkie Pie
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Coaldust PonyAugust 25, 2011 at 5:36 AM
Fly. :3 Doesn't matter where. Just fast, far and high.
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:36 AM
Find Fluttershy, and hug her! Because she deserves it.
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MedveAugust 25, 2011 at 5:38 AM
do a sonicrainboom... in backward
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DPV111August 25, 2011 at 5:38 AM
Actually: TELL NO ONE. Then use my extensive knowledge of Grimdark and Sad fiction to avoid and prevent any and all Grimdark and Sad occurrences from happening to me or my friends.
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:38 AM
> Quickly retrieve legs from drawer!
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PinkiePieInsaneAugust 25, 2011 at 5:38 AM
Fly, fast, high.
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Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceAugust 25, 2011 at 5:39 AM
Tell Scootaloo she's 20% cooler than every other filly in all of Equestria.
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Raph0nAugust 25, 2011 at 5:40 AM
Fly,be faster than the original RD and STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM PINKIE PIE (becuz CUPCAKES)
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Super2PonyAugust 25, 2011 at 5:40 AM
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

I would probably have a heart attack for the excitement
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Samuel7897August 25, 2011 at 5:41 AM
Freakout then flai!!
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LeafswordAugust 25, 2011 at 5:42 AM
1. Freak Out. Seriously, I get turned into a pony, genderchanged, AND I don't get Twilight Sparkle's awesome magic?!
2. Ask Twilight Sparkle for help. She probably caused this anyway.
3. SONIC RAINBOOM ALLLLLLLLLLL OVER THE PLACE while Twilight works on a counterspell, or at least something to turn me into a colt. Probably also trying to avoid thinking about internal plumbing at this point.
4. Definitely trying to avoid thinking about internal plumbing at this point.
5. Prove myself to be better than AJ, once and for all. YOU ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE!
From there, I dunno... Wake up?
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The JackAugust 25, 2011 at 5:42 AM
*thinking pose*
Likely inform Twilight WTH just happened.
Then, fly around. I've always wanted to fly. xD
I wouldn't try a Sonic Rainboom though. I'm not suicidal xD

If possible, I'd probably have Twi make a body for myself, then get Dash back in her own; I'd feel bad for stealing it. xD
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Dark SymphonyAugust 25, 2011 at 5:43 AM
Most likely accidentally ruin Rainbow Dash's reputation, forever trashing her chances of becoming a Wonderbolt :(
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DooDawDayAugust 25, 2011 at 5:45 AM
Banshees! Coming in low and fast!
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DooDawDayAugust 25, 2011 at 5:46 AM
Wait...Seth, did you become Rainbow Dash?
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FyreMediAugust 25, 2011 at 5:46 AM
Nap onna cloud of course!
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:47 AM
Wonder why the fuck I'm now rainbow dash, and then fly around doing tricks. Then talk to Twilight.
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BrownieAugust 25, 2011 at 5:48 AM
Be confused, scream, yell, and generally fly into walls as I figure out to pilot this new 4-legged body.
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AtiarotiasAugust 25, 2011 at 5:49 AM
Look for food
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 5:51 AM
Fly. Then sleep on a cloud.
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Amber DownAugust 25, 2011 at 5:52 AM
Find Twi, fulfill OTP dreams.

And then ask her why I'm like this.
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ShoutingRyanAugust 25, 2011 at 5:53 AM
Find Twilight Sparkle.
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helldiver450August 25, 2011 at 5:53 AM
I'd fly, sleep on clouds, make sonic rainbooms, cook spicy rainbow food, teach scootaloo how to fly, and then then of course: Hunt for some ladies :P

I always think of rainbowdash as rather more of a boy than a girl. She's practically androgynous(looks and acts like both genders).
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LeopardmoonAugust 25, 2011 at 5:54 AM
Take a nap, fly around clearing the sky in 10 seconds flat. then take another nap. and probably do a sonic rainboom, talk to twilight and find a way to fix this.
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JacopoAugust 25, 2011 at 5:55 AM
Fly.

I mean, seriously. Who the hell wouldn't want to do that?
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ShineAugust 25, 2011 at 5:55 AM
Pinkie Pie!
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CryptonikAugust 25, 2011 at 5:55 AM
easy. I would make a 100x100 picture of myself in minecraft. Know what? That's what I'm gonna do now. c ya in a few hours *flies away*
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AvogadroAugust 25, 2011 at 5:55 AM
Go to Sugar Cube Corner and see if Pinkie has a blood covered basement. If she does, proceed to buck her in the face, ribs and legs. If not, go about my business.
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GigAugust 25, 2011 at 5:58 AM
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmyhosh"
"I'm a god damn freakin' PONY, HAY YEAH"
"Wait, I'm Dash? YEAAAAAAAAH"
*Dashes off*
"That's coooool. Oh, wait a sec, and what about the REAL Dash? And that means I'm a FILLY? Oh shiiiiiiiiiit..."
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DashieAugust 25, 2011 at 5:58 AM
What would I do? Gilda of course.
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Sonic RainblastAugust 25, 2011 at 6:00 AM
First, awww sweet! I'm Rainbow Dash!

Second, pull off awesome pranks on my friends with Pinkie Pie.

Third, give Fluttershy a wingboner.

Fourth, buck my job as a weather mare and relax on a cloud.

Fifth, zzzzzzzzzz...
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DIEDIEDIE765August 25, 2011 at 6:01 AM
Murder.
Fucking.
Everyone.
I can fly, who's going to stop me?
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D4SHTH3R4INB0WAugust 25, 2011 at 6:02 AM
what would i do?
Sleep with every mare in ponyville....
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SIaanmeAugust 25, 2011 at 6:02 AM
@mirroreuler

You've already got legs flip-flop!

>RD: Fly in tight circles screaming "OHMIGOSHOHMIGOSHOHMIGOSHOHMIGOSH!"
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DJLowriderAugust 25, 2011 at 6:02 AM
What would I do? To quote a semi-famous pony video:

"About to get all Sonic Rainboom on these bitches!"
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ShannonAugust 25, 2011 at 6:03 AM
I could also break my wings clean off in a minor incident and never be able to fly again after five minutes of being Rainbow Dash. Because my wings are made out of tissue paper and pipe cleaners.

FML.
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MuffinShyAugust 25, 2011 at 6:04 AM
Make some thunder!
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InFamous SpartanAugust 25, 2011 at 6:04 AM
Do Everything in 10 seconds flat and become 20% cooler everytime i do something :3
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SofiiAugust 25, 2011 at 6:05 AM
Makeout with Fluttershy
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IntrobulusAugust 25, 2011 at 6:05 AM
Fly to England.

Tap on friend's window.

Wave hoof.

Get biggest hug I have ever recieved. =)

Ask her how I am going to tell my GF about turning into a pegasus pony. @_@;

Chat about how awesome it is for hours and hours. <3
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SeleeniumAugust 25, 2011 at 6:08 AM
@DIEDIEDIE765
Princess Trollestia. She likes to ruin the fun.
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 6:09 AM
Retrieve arms from cloud closet
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NDupree93August 25, 2011 at 6:10 AM
Write "My Little Human" fanfiction.
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Oswald NewscapAugust 25, 2011 at 6:12 AM
@Nicholas ... Yes they can, LYRA!
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Supersheep64August 25, 2011 at 6:13 AM
1-notice I am Rainbow Dash
2-Wingboner
3-Notice Wingboner
4-Wingboner gets harder
5-strut around town with Wingboner causing much shock from nearby ponies until Rarity spots me and tries to get me to cover my shame
6-Act like flutter shy would in this situation to really freak Rarity out.
7-Find Pinkie and tell her I'm not really dash just to see how she reacts
8-Hug Scootaloo
9have crisis of consience and see what happened to the real dash
10-Fly a lot.
11- deux ex machina
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Oswald NewscapAugust 25, 2011 at 6:14 AM
1. Entice Fluttershy.
2. Become Wonderbolt.
3. Eat Clouds.
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Blayze KohimeAugust 25, 2011 at 6:18 AM
Do Pinkie Pie.
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shibbolethAugust 25, 2011 at 6:20 AM
Go so fast I break the fabric of time and space.
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DallensonAugust 25, 2011 at 6:23 AM
I wouldn't know!
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 6:24 AM
Get somebody to race me. Then take a nap on a tree afterwards. What else?
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TheMunkisAugust 25, 2011 at 6:24 AM
Hang out with Scootaloo
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MisharraAugust 25, 2011 at 6:28 AM
I'm with the majority here. Pinkie Pie.
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 6:29 AM
-Touch myself inappropriately in front of a mirror
-Make out with Pinkie Pie
-Kick the shit out of clouds
-Sonic Rainboom right into the middle of Ponyville just to see what happens
-Hit on Spitfire/Get rejected/Swallow sadness/Send some faxes
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SteveAugust 25, 2011 at 6:29 AM
One word: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh.

(shut up that's one word because I say so)
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ArkantosAugust 25, 2011 at 6:29 AM
I'd start punching tree's for wood to build a shelter before nightfall
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TosxychorAugust 25, 2011 at 6:32 AM
Do all the air tricks I can handle, duh. Including a (probably unsuccessful) attempt to do a Sonic Rainboom.
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Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceAugust 25, 2011 at 6:34 AM
Bug Twilight till she agrees to de-clone me backwards.
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leaflet757August 25, 2011 at 6:36 AM
Knowing my metal health i would just probably just start spastic-ly laughing...
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Apostle of HatsuneAugust 25, 2011 at 6:38 AM
Steal Pinkie's job of breaking the 4th wall.
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Bob from BottlesAugust 25, 2011 at 6:41 AM
We would open with me waking up at Rainbow Dash's home in her body. I would go about my morning routine like nothing was different but eventually the situation catches up to me. The camera zooms out, revealing Rainbow's cloud home, with me screaming.
We then cut to the real Rainbow Dash that is waking up in my body. Que hilarious reaction shots. Throughout the entire ordeal, we'll cut back to Rainbow Dash as she makes mistakes with my body that would mostly serve as comedic filler.
Cut back to me as I'm staring over the edge of the cloud. I'm terrible afraid of heights. This will be a running gag. Eventually, Rainbow's friend come to check up on her and the whole body swap gets revealed. We then go on wacky hijinks and we try to find the reason for the swap and a way to undo it. Eventually we get to a point where I have to overcome my fear of heights in order to save everyone. This would follow with me cheering, showing off my new found flying, crashing and vowing never to fly again.
We would then have one of two endings. In ending one, it's revealed that there is no way to swap us back. It's a bit sad at first but eventually, Rainbow Dash and I realize that there are aspects from each others lives that we where missing in our own and we come to accept it. The ending would then go to a 'where are they now' type thing where it's revealed that Rainbow Dash becomes a champion NASCAR driver.
The second, and much more likely ending, it that Rainbow and I switch back. Rainbow recounts to her friend all the crazy weird adventures she's had. We then cut to me and I say, “At least that's over with.” The camera then pans out revealing all the police, firemen, lawyers and dentists that have been chasing Rainbow Dash for the past half hour finally catching up to me. I fall to my knees and yell up to the sky, “RAINBOW DAAAASH!” We then cut to black and credits begin to roll.
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KShrikeAugust 25, 2011 at 6:41 AM
Sonic Rainboom of course.
Being 20% cooler than everypony else has its kicks.
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markocezarAugust 25, 2011 at 6:42 AM
SPREAD THE LOVE!
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Lazy LunaAugust 25, 2011 at 6:42 AM
Wonder what happened to Rainbow Dash, rather than worrying about myself.
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Ultra_mag64August 25, 2011 at 6:44 AM
If ah was rainbow dash ah'd fly all over equestria doin amazin tricks that would be sure to impress the wonder bolts
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Paper CreaseAugust 25, 2011 at 6:44 AM
Step 1: Cause "Rocket to Insanity" to occur.
Step 2: Await returning to self.
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Solar FlairAugust 25, 2011 at 6:45 AM
Be nice to Scootaloo or attempt to seduce Applejack, whichever I happen upon first.

Probably the Applejack thing. Because I have no idea how I would find Scootaloo beyond hanging out near that clubhouse- that is on Apple Family property anyway.
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EddieAugust 25, 2011 at 6:46 AM
Probably fall out of the sky and crash. Then fall over a lot because I'd be unfamiliar with the way ponies leg's work.
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Apsuenbwyfer11August 25, 2011 at 6:46 AM
1. take a while to figure out what's happened. not worry about why right now.
2. stretch my wings out, get a grip on how to move them and stuff.
3. try to fly and fulfill my life long dream
4. find out if my wings are really as sensitive as the stories say.
5. if they are, i'll probably spend the rest of the day in my room.
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Dark SymphonyAugust 25, 2011 at 6:47 AM
@private-enemy

You win (like a boss)
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ScootalooAugust 25, 2011 at 6:47 AM
*Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…*
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AiranuvaAugust 25, 2011 at 6:48 AM
Fly around.

Yeah it's common and overdone, but it'd be bloody awesome to fly!
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LionAugust 25, 2011 at 6:49 AM
Fight for justice using my speed
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FirleycatAugust 25, 2011 at 6:50 AM
*Wake up on a cloud*

So I'm Rainbow Dash.

*Lie back down, rest hooves behind head*

I could get used to this.
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PsyducktalesAugust 25, 2011 at 6:51 AM
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Solar FlairAugust 25, 2011 at 6:52 AM
@Scootaloo So very canon.
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DerpmindAugust 25, 2011 at 6:52 AM
Obviously the smart thing to do first is start talking to yourself. Get a feel for who Rainbow Dash is inside. There's no way anyone who suddenly became Rainbow Dash (so awesome!) would somehow misplace her personality and memories and everything. RD is too awesome for that to happen to her. Stuff would probably go like this:

"WHAT. I'm Rainbow Dash!?!? What!?!?!?" Dude, chill. Of course you're Rainbow Dash! Who else would be this awesome? ....Rainbow Dash doesn't masturbate like that! "Um, wait, I shouldn't...uh...." Yeah, move those wings girl! "OMGOMGOMGOMG" See? 20% cooler. Now do a barrel roll. "OMGOMG-

OH SWEET INTERNET, SUDDENLY I'M WRITING THE BEGINNINGS OF A PORNOGRAPHIC FANFICTION.

Jeez the above is funny. I'm fairly sure that I'm not gonna ever continue that ridiculous thing, but it's silly enough that I'm posting it anyways. :p
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BareeAugust 25, 2011 at 6:52 AM
Spend the day With Scootaloo :P I still feel guilty about that applecore...
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PsyducktalesAugust 25, 2011 at 6:54 AM
make this face: /)^3^(\
beat up Scootaloo
teach her how to fly
she loves me again
sonic rainboom
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GreyyoAugust 25, 2011 at 6:56 AM
hang out with scootaloo, becuase she deserves my attention
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Duo DashAugust 25, 2011 at 6:56 AM
Go hang out with Fluttershy, obviously. XD
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DesertStarAugust 25, 2011 at 6:56 AM
Try to fly by jumping off a cliff but fall to my death due tome not knowing how to use my wings
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FlutterfanAugust 25, 2011 at 6:57 AM
GET MARRIED TO...um, you know, uh...........never mind...
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MasqueradeAugust 25, 2011 at 6:57 AM
I go hit on Applejack.
Never thought I'd say that...
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Laurence BrownAugust 25, 2011 at 6:57 AM
Spend the next hour just flying, glorying in the sheer adulation of being free from gravity.
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DaveAugust 25, 2011 at 6:57 AM
1) Nap
2) Nap
3) ????
4) PROFIT!!
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pauliewxAugust 25, 2011 at 6:57 AM
Your name is RAINBOW DASH. You are a RAINBOW COLORED PEGASUS, who has an UNCANNY ABILITY TO CREATE RAINBOW COLORED SONIC BOOMS, otherwise known as a SONIC RAINBOOM. You enjoy COMPETITIONS, especially RACING. You hope to fly with your heroes one day, the WONDERBOLTS, and become a member of their RACING TEAM.

What will you do?

-RD: Whinny like a crazy horse and make out with poster of Spitfire.-

That is an incredibly ridiculous idea. You would never do such a thing.

But the Spitfire poster...those eyes...

It beckons.
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Doc SteedlyAugust 25, 2011 at 7:00 AM
I would find the closest mirror and examine every inch of my new frame. I would proudly flex and move my wonderfuly new wings, making sure I knew how well my new body could work. ( saying the knowledge to use the new frame and fly are already implanted into memory ) I would run outside and take flight. After a few hours of flying I would find the nearest puffy cushy cloud and take a nap. When I awake I would find some of my closest friends and brag about it. ( not going to be ignorant mind you ) Then I would find some people I had issues with in the past and annoy the hay out of them. (Never once letting them know who or what I am, by hiding myself and playing little pranks) Oh boy! I would love every second. Find someone to give me a wing massage... :D

But, I would still always wonder and dream of what it would be like to be a unicorn. To have magical power at my disposal. ( yes I have horn envy ) Even If I was RBD.
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TrixterAugust 25, 2011 at 7:01 AM
Sleep, Fly, Sleep, Sleep, realize the awkwardness of genderswap, sleep and FLLLLLLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
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ScootalooAugust 25, 2011 at 7:02 AM
*…eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…*
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bronydashAugust 25, 2011 at 7:02 AM
Go and kick all the shipfreaks' asses!
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shrekAugust 25, 2011 at 7:03 AM
Applejack.

Then the task of becoming Twilight Sparkle.
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TimberAugust 25, 2011 at 7:03 AM
Ten Sonic. Rainbooms. In a row. Because I can.
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ShyCakeAugust 25, 2011 at 7:03 AM
Fly high, Fly fast
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Solar FlairAugust 25, 2011 at 7:04 AM
@pauliewx You are my fucking hero.
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 7:06 AM
Get the little pony in my head to stop bouncing around Pinkie Pie style and letting off a barrage of squee-ing noises.

Then get 31 orgasms.

Then find out what the heck is going on.
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Narwhals' BendAugust 25, 2011 at 7:07 AM
1. Feel awesome because I am Rainbow Dash.
2. Go find a mirror and see if ponies actually have the physical requirements to reproduce or just have a solid plot like the show.
3. Get a wingboner when they do have the means for reproduction.
4. Go fly around super fast.
5. Roll around on a cloud.
6. Go find some hawt mares.
7. Fly to Canterlot and see Princess Luna because she is best pony (and a hawt mare).
8. More hawt mares.
9. More hawt mares because Dash is totally a lesbian and all the hawt mares love her.
10. Take a nap. Tired from too much hawt mares.
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OverkilliusAugust 25, 2011 at 7:11 AM
1) Attempt to go through my Lucid Dreaming routine.
a) Am I dreaming?
b) Put hand over mouth and nose and try to breath
c) Hoof my muzzle in the face
d) Attempt to rub hands together even though I don't know if I'm dreaming or not.
e) Clop hooves together and fall forward because My front legs are off of the ground
2) Realize I am actually a fucking pony.
a) make this face /)^3^(\
b) say "SO AWESOME"
3) Wonder for a brief moment why I don't really care to make music.
4) Dismiss the thought in a rather careless manner and go fly, because I am rainbow dash.

That is the first thing I'd do. Who knows what sick, and or very appropriate things I'd do after that.
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AnonymousAugust 25, 2011 at 7:11 AM
ENJOY BEING RAINBOW DASH.
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DionysusAugust 25, 2011 at 7:12 AM
Find the other 5 and kiss+hug them.
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BioponyAugust 25, 2011 at 7:13 AM
I'd probably freak out first, and later on i'd take a nap on a cloud, just to find out how that feels.
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CodricAugust 25, 2011 at 7:17 AM
*looks at comments*
... Wondering, what all the Rainbow Dash's are doing here. ._.

Nah. I guess I would think it's just a dream, or something - so I'd enjoy it as long as I am a pony. ^^
And... when I realize, that it isn't a dream, I would try to find a way back. Or at least get an own body - and than try to find out, how my friends can become ponies, too.

And of course, trying to fly. If I'm good at it, I might try a Sonic Rainboom...
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FollowThePathAugust 25, 2011 at 7:17 AM
Execute a series of low altitude sonic rainbooms over the homes of ponies I dislike, then, after I'm bored out of my skull, find Gilda and orbital drop on that bitch.
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JohuotarAugust 25, 2011 at 7:17 AM
After I spend hours trying to figure out how to walk and fly, I try to escape from my new body and go back home. When that proves to be impossible, I slowly go insane at the knowledge that I can never see my friends and family, and my entire species, again and that I'm now stuck in the body of a female marshmallow pegasus.

This.
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SebialeAugust 25, 2011 at 7:17 AM
Try to find a way to give RD back her body.
(And maybe in the process see how much of a speed demon RD's body can be.)
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WizardWannabeAugust 25, 2011 at 7:19 AM
...This is a Brony personailty test, isn't it Seth? You can tell a lot about some people by these answers.

My own answer: Fly. I've always wanted to fly.
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StarrehAugust 25, 2011 at 7:19 AM
Sonic rainboom all the way across the sky! Yeah yeaaahhh so intense.
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Cloudy SkiesAugust 25, 2011 at 7:23 AM
Find Pinkie Pie, explain, receive uncanny insight, stage musical number to celebrate.
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GaruuSpikeAugust 25, 2011 at 7:23 AM
Seth: I love Rainbow Dash!

Matt: No Seth, you ARE Rainbow Dash!

And then Seth was Rainbow Dash.
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BE3STAugust 25, 2011 at 7:25 AM
Fly. Duh. Shoouldn't take long to learn, i have quite a lot of experience and knowledge of flight. Be awesome. Then go do a sonic rainboom at low altitude. Then go find a way back to home.
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ImperialAlicornAugust 25, 2011 at 7:27 AM
I'd find AJ and makeout. Then practice flight after my wingboner dies down.
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The GneechAugust 25, 2011 at 7:27 AM
@Coconutswallow Sonic rainboom, baby!
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GuywithpastaAugust 25, 2011 at 7:28 AM
Fly around and enjoy the view.

Then map out all of Equestria, and get Spike to send it to my house, so I can post it here.
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BruteForceFTWAugust 25, 2011 at 7:29 AM
1. Hit on Applejack
2. Play seashells
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RyuukasuAugust 25, 2011 at 7:33 AM
Wonder why the heck I'm Rainbow Dash in the first place. ._.;
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Misterz100August 25, 2011 at 7:37 AM
I would honestly not know what I would do, I would prob just wing it :P
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MrBRADAugust 25, 2011 at 7:39 AM
Not be able to turn the doorknob to leave my room.
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pauliewxAugust 25, 2011 at 7:39 AM
-RD: Fondly regard cutie mark-

Your cutie mark, a cloud with a colourful lightning bolt. It appeared during your very first race, when you discovered your need for speed, and performed your first Sonic Rainboom.

-RD: Visit Pinkie Pie-

You fly down to Sugarcube Corner and visit your friend, Pinkie Pie. You catch her making out with a sack of flour and speaking with a French accent. How HIGH do you have to BE just to DO something like that?

You decide to visit Applejack instead, and challenge her to some competitions. You know that you will win, but you would like to know exactly how much better than her you are.
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FlintLockAugust 25, 2011 at 7:40 AM
1. Freak out that I have been turned into a female pony
2. Spend a few hours questioning what the sexual orientation of a straight male human turned into a female pony should be.
3. Give up trying to decide and go make out with Twilight Sparkle.
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