YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm the best Princess now!
1. Establish the New Lunar Republic. 2. Select Trixie as my Star Pupil. 3. Teach her Magic&Stuff. 4. Have Trixie Challenge Twilight in a DUEL TO THE DEATH! 5. Find a new student, teach him/her useful magic. 6. Uhhh... "Eep" At Microwaves? 7. Yeah, I ran out of Ideas. Maybe fly around going "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" All day. 8. Prepare to turn into Celestia tomorrow.
1. Try to make popcorn. 2. Squeak loudly when the microwave door opens. 3. Get an abacus. 4. Go to a baseball game with the Apple family. 5. Get hit on by Big Macintosh 6. Eat some cotton candy.
Realise I wasted my time as Applejack doing stuff she already does then go straight to Celestia for help since she's bound to help me if it also means helping her own sister... right?
1) Upstage Rainbow Dash by making the world's slowest Sonic Rainboom (Magic, making special effect since way before Star Wars!) 2) Award boons to all the fanfic writers who correctly guessed what my personality will be like in season two (if I get enough air timeto develop one. It sounds like I will, but, just in case...) 2a) Just in case they don't, unleash the power of a thousand bronies (a kilobrony?) at Hasbro, and then them to the moon. 3) Come to realize how much I have it made. By controlling the night, and sleeping through the day, my silly sister is forced to deal with all the hassles of running the kingdom while I snooze.
If I were to be Luna, I would build a portal between Earth and Equestria in my closet (f**k you, Narnia!), get my body back from the real Luna, then disappear for days on end. Yea, sounds about right. Also, socks. ALL the socks.
I would raise the moon everynight, I would make the stars shine as brightly as ever, the moon would be even brighter. I would work hard to make up for the pain and suffering I've caused everypony, especially my sisters. I would work even harder to earn the forgiveness that everypony has shown me, even after what I did. Of course, I'd also sneak off to a couple of Pinkie Pie's parties, to take my mind off the mountain I must climb. But I would endeavor to be the best princess and sister Celestia could ever ask for.
Then I'd teach her how to put on socks the right way.
By then I will have myself established over my sister as a benevolent ruler. Who cares about eternal night, I'm taking custody of the sun for half the day.
I'll make the nights steamier for lovers everywhere as a good publicity stunt.
This will all be written by the lowly scribes of a popular newspaper article called Equestria Daily.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP and SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE all day long, while being social akward and trying to fit in after 1000 years of banishements. Also while being bookwormish i would visit the Ponyville library, also to see Twilight and "share some magic". Ye and probably raise the moon ^.^
Banish Sethisto to the sun for the "You are now"-Posts. Also, turn into Nightmare Moon, to look awesome. Arrange the stars into weird shapes. Grab Tia's horn. Get banished to the moon - just for fun. Then... thinking... and switching between Nightmare Moon and Luna, until I'm bored. Wait for tomorrow.
1. Raise the moon 2. Paint the sky with stars to Octavia's cello music 3. Bake 4. Play practical jokes on Celly 5. Pop out of cupboards 6. Sock puppet theater 7. Play hide and seek with the palace guards, even though they don't realize that's what we're doing 8. Try to get out of the castle more 9. Fly, fly around and around and around 10. De Magiks, I haz dem 11. Check Pinkie's basement, stop it if things are creepy, throw a party with Pinkie if they're not 12. Determine what lays outside the kingdom 13. Go into the Royal Archives with Twilight and have nightlong political discussions 14. So, so much more, I'm never coming back.
First, I would buy 200 abacuses and then place them all around Celestia's room and write on the ceiling over her bed "We know what you have done", just to freak her out.
Then, if I'm not sent back to the moon, I would ask all the castle staff to varnish the floors while I give them all socks so we can skate around the castle to the tune of "Old Time Rock and Roll".
Oh and then I would raise the moon. I always wanted control over a heavenly body and now I can.
I find my own faithful student, Crepuscular Twinkle, and tell her to go study the ¨Power of compaionship" and report back to me. It will be like my own version of FiM... only it takes place at night! Also they can maybe use the "Components of Peace" to take down my sister... or something.
Take advantage of my sister´s troll status to prank everybody and blame her while still being loved by all. After 1000 years hug her and tell her we are even
1 Hug myself 2 Make sure that Luna gets enough screen time in season 2 by threatening to banish the production team to the moon 3 Wear socks 4 Troll Celestia with the help of Dash and Pinkie 5 Banish Blue Blood to the moon 6 Party with the whole of Equestria because Blue Blood has been banished 7 Seduce Big Mac 8 Make the moon glow red 9 Hug myself again before sleeping.
Finally establish a personality that invalidates a large amount of fanfics written about me. Shy Luna? BUCK THAT! Playa Luna INCOMING!!! Moon rock bling and some awesome buckin' moonglasses (cwutididthur), and a bunch of suggestively dressed mares to do everything I want... Sensuously.
Yeah, totally not doing that. Go hunt down Twilight and -- Can't write that on EqD.
1. Write dirty things about Celestia using the stars. 2. Struggle with my past and my inner demons. 3. Hide from my problems by building a big box fort protected by an army of sock-puppet guards.
>Read Twilight Sparkle's letters to Celestia about friendship
>Read books
>Turn invisible and lurk in Ponyville for the remainder of Season 1 to learn how things have changed in my absence - and maybe also to watch Big Macintosh (Hey, it gets awfully lonely on the moon)
Sorry, a thousand years of isolation have made me a little shy...
1. Be best pony. 2. Be best pony. 3. Be best pony. 4. Be best pony. 5. Be best pony. 6. Be best pony. 7. Be best pony. 8. Be best pony. 9. Be best pony. 10. Be best pony. 11. Be best pony. 12. Be best pony. 13. Be best pony. 14. Be best pony. 15. Be best pony. 16. Be best pony. 17. Be best pony. 18. Be best pony. 19. Be best pony. 20. Be best pony. 21. Stare at myself in the mirror because I can't get over how amazing I am.
get shipped with twilight a lot. make celly decree that everypony must wear socks build a flux capacitor and attach it to rainbow dash to travel 17 days in the future so i can watch season two before everypony
In the place of a Celestial Princess you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of Equestria! All shall love me and despair!
In short I would take over Equestria and reference LOTR a lot.
Write a book about why I became nightmare moon. Donate the proceeds to charities. Restore the Castle of the Two Sisters as a museum and historical landmark in the Everfree Forest. Ask Celestia what I can do to help.
Tell everypony that I have absolutely no desire to overthrow Celestia and that everyone in the New Lunar Republic are stupid for thinking that I do want to overthrow her
get more air time cause 1 and half episodes is kind of jacked up. i mean not even a cameo or a shot in the background... shit twi was next to tia during the gala and where was luna?! and the gala was at night!!!
First, I shall move the moon exactly two miles to the left, after which the ensuing tidal wave will ruin the socks of everypony within five hundred feet of the beach! And then, with my unstoppable army of tree frogs and alley cats, I will take over Canterlot and then...the world!
And then, I don't know. Make out with Twilight or something. I'm not very good at planning these things.
1. Create Blogger accout only to post this. 2. Convince Celestia that what she had done was best for the sake of ponies and I have no ill against her. 3. Fly to Ponyville and meet Twilight and Fluttershy in unofficial casual meeting. 4. Create best party in Equestria under clear night sky with Pinkie's assistance. 5. Continue being awesome.
RULE THE LAND (LIKE A BOSS) WITH MY SISTER (LIKE A BOSS) SHE RAISE THE SUN (LIKE A BOSS) I RAISE THE MOON (LIKE A BOSS) GET REJECTED (LIKE A BOSS) SWALLOW SADDNESS (LIKE A BOSS) ENTERNAL DARKNESS (LIKE A BOSS) NIGHTMARE MOON (LIKE A BOSS) BECOME BANISHED (LIKE A BOSS) BY CELESTIA (LIKE A BOSS) ON THE MOON (LIKE A BOSS) ONE THOUSAND YEARS (LIKE A BOSS) MAKE A COMEBACK (LIKE A BOSS) ATTACK CITIZENS (LIKE A BOSS) TASTE THE RAINBOW (LIKE A BOSS) BACK TO NORMAL (LIKE A BOSS) MEET MY SISTER (LIKE A BOSS) MISSED HER SO MUCH (LIKE A BOSS) CELEBRATIONS (LIKE A BOSS) RULE TOGETHER (LIKE A BOSS) DISSAPPEAR (LIKE A BOSS) FOR THE SEASON (LIKE A BOSS) REAPPEAR (LIKE A BOSS) FOR SEASON 2 (LIKE A BOSS)
1. Wear socks made by angels. 2. Change every star constelation into a meme reference. 3. Work out what the heck happened to the Cannon version of myself. 4. Make Lunar Republic have a heavy metal theme song instead of trance-techno.
I am Luna? Oh, I know...laugh that I AM now the Night Princess and all those fanfics, fanarts, songs etc. are just FOR ME! HA! Then think for a moment...this is awesome. Also, pinch myself just in case. After this I guess I would continue to be the best pony! (and wear socks, yes...socks are warm and fuzzy...)
@Dit And it would be so much fun to hear about her new friends, Prisim Sprint, LemonJane, FlickerWary, Uniquety, and Cutie Cake. As they all go on adventures in HorseyTown.
WEll make the night last FOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEVEERRRRRRRRR!!! (pinky pie style). Then I'll banish Celestia to.... Mars! and troll her there for fun. Then get back, look for Twilight and create the Lunar Republic! And make everypony happy forever n.n
Ohh everything wearing socks =D Since it's gonna be night time forever, I will create a decree for everypony to use socks from now on since it will get kind of cold hehe.
Refuse to raise the moon. They all like the day so much? Fine. They can HAVE it. Maybe after a few weeks of relentless light the ingrates will learn to appreciate my work.
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The best Luna is watching RemÃ
ReplyDelete1. Find Twilight
ReplyDelete2. Find Trixie
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!
Appear in season 2... once... for 8 seconds.
ReplyDeleteArrange the stars to tell my crush i like her, because i'm too shy to tell her in person.
ReplyDeleteEternal night beeeeeeeeeyoooooooooootttttccccheeeeesssss!
ReplyDeleteBANISH CELESTIA!
ReplyDeleteBefore or after I hug myself? Um...probably tell some members of the 'Lunar Republic' group to try to be a little less creepy.
ReplyDeleteGive, Celestia a hug.
ReplyDeleteI still have an awful lot of reminiscing to do on wether or not I like Bananas.
ReplyDeletewhat do?
ReplyDeleteI WEAR SOCKS!!!!
1. Set up a hug booth
ReplyDelete2. Prepare to be submerged by admirers
Turn into Nightmare Moon.
ReplyDeleteYou are now Nightmare Moon. What do you do?
Turn into Luna.
Make the spectacular meteor shower everrr.
ReplyDeletePut socks on and look kewt! <3
ReplyDeleteI ABSORB THE INTERNET!
ReplyDeleteWear socks, then banish celestia...to the SUN
ReplyDeleteWear socks, hide from the Hub's camera crew, and be adorable.
ReplyDeleteAppear in Season 2
ReplyDeleteinb4 lunar republic reference.
ReplyDeleteYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ReplyDeleteI'm the best Princess now!
1. Establish the New Lunar Republic.
2. Select Trixie as my Star Pupil.
3. Teach her Magic&Stuff.
4. Have Trixie Challenge Twilight in a DUEL TO THE DEATH!
5. Find a new student, teach him/her useful magic.
6. Uhhh... "Eep" At Microwaves?
7. Yeah, I ran out of Ideas. Maybe fly around going "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" All day.
8. Prepare to turn into Celestia tomorrow.
I would organise lots of sleepovers for everypony
ReplyDelete@Select Few
ReplyDeleteHaha! SNIPE!!!!
The same thing i do evry thousand years pinkie, try to take over the wolrd!
ReplyDelete#Pinkie and Luna
Luna and pinkie...#
hmm... I am now an omnipotent god of night you say?
ReplyDeleteBuild a portal to earth so I can get hugs from my millions of fans?
@Select Few
ReplyDelete*Facepalm* HOW could I forget socks?!
Yeah,that'll be before #1.
Receive hugs... So many hugs...
ReplyDeleteMake people do stuff for me, "lest I bring the eternal night back!"
ReplyDeleteBe all outgoing all of a sudden and confuse everypony!
ReplyDeleteOh and banish a curtain fanfic to the sun ^_^
@KShrike
ReplyDeleteFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU....
I choose to NOT appear in Season 2! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteHave fun and you can't do anything about it!
ReplyDelete@KShrike
ReplyDeleteI hope you realize that someone had referenced it BEFORE you inb4ed. Derps for you.
Bah, so many things to do.
ReplyDelete"Wait what's that sound?"
*Deep Rumbling
"eeeeeeep, it's getting closer"
*Gets lost in crowd of adoring fans.
Prank Celestia by carving a giant eye in the surface of the moon and placing it so that it appears to be looking through her bedroom window.
ReplyDelete1. Try to make popcorn.
ReplyDelete2. Squeak loudly when the microwave door opens.
3. Get an abacus.
4. Go to a baseball game with the Apple family.
5. Get hit on by Big Macintosh
6. Eat some cotton candy.
hmm, arrange the stars to look like mario
ReplyDeleteput on socks
hug celestia
turn the shadowbolts into kind and fun loving, and not with a vengeance against the wonderbolts, type of group of ponies
take trixie to be my student
make a meteor shower for an audience for my lunar republic
steal a cookie when celestia isn't looking
Now I'm a pony
ReplyDeletewith wings and now horn-e *gets shot*
Ahhhhhhh
I am a pony
I have to wonder why I feel lonely
(I am a pony)
Then I learned just where my sis banished me
Giant craters
No more sun
I'm not having fun
This feels so wrong
Going crazy
and I named my feet
now flux is naked
as can be
yeah
(I am a pony)
At least I will be in the next seasoooooooon
Yeesh, I'm running out of songs here. How am I going to keep making parodies when the background ponies have no songs?!?
Take over the Moon.
ReplyDeleteRealise I wasted my time as Applejack doing stuff she already does then go straight to Celestia for help since she's bound to help me if it also means helping her own sister... right?
ReplyDeleteAct entirely against Fanon and wear socks
ReplyDeleteAbuse the royal masseuses and spa very, very thoroughly.
ReplyDelete1. Host an all-night rave party
ReplyDelete2. Get drunk, then get laid
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
drop the moon on Celestia and plunge the world into eternal night.
ReplyDeletethat'l teach her for locking me in the moon and not taking care of Abacus while i was gone...
Rearrange the night to look like the sheet music for Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
ReplyDeleteLower the moon, have morning meal with Celestia, go to sleep.
Seriously that rearranging of the nightsky would take forever!
1) Upstage Rainbow Dash by making the world's slowest Sonic Rainboom (Magic, making special effect since way before Star Wars!)
ReplyDelete2) Award boons to all the fanfic writers who correctly guessed what my personality will be like in season two (if I get enough air timeto develop one. It sounds like I will, but, just in case...)
2a) Just in case they don't, unleash the power of a thousand bronies (a kilobrony?) at Hasbro, and then them to the moon.
3) Come to realize how much I have it made. By controlling the night, and sleeping through the day, my silly sister is forced to deal with all the hassles of running the kingdom while I snooze.
Go to Post-Banishment Stress Disorder counselling alongside Wheatley and the Space Core.
ReplyDeleteIf I were to be Luna, I would build a portal between Earth and Equestria in my closet (f**k you, Narnia!), get my body back from the real Luna, then disappear for days on end. Yea, sounds about right. Also, socks. ALL the socks.
ReplyDeletePut on kickass costume. Become the batmare.
ReplyDelete"I am the night..."
I'm being adorable and no one can stop me!
ReplyDeleteHit on my sister
ReplyDeleteGet rejected
Swallow sadness
Become an hero
Trixie can be Robin.
ReplyDeleteI would raise the moon everynight, I would make the stars shine as brightly as ever, the moon would be even brighter. I would work hard to make up for the pain and suffering I've caused everypony, especially my sisters. I would work even harder to earn the forgiveness that everypony has shown me, even after what I did. Of course, I'd also sneak off to a couple of Pinkie Pie's parties, to take my mind off the mountain I must climb. But I would endeavor to be the best princess and sister Celestia could ever ask for.
ReplyDeleteFirst I'd make Nyx a reality.
ReplyDeleteThen I'd teach her how to put on socks the right way.
By then I will have myself established over my sister as a benevolent ruler. Who cares about eternal night, I'm taking custody of the sun for half the day.
I'll make the nights steamier for lovers everywhere as a good publicity stunt.
This will all be written by the lowly scribes of a popular newspaper article called Equestria Daily.
Send somepony close to me to... THE HUMAN WORLD!
ReplyDeleteHug Celly and make sure everything is now fine between us. Then start planning for a winter equinox/Winter Moon Celebration.
ReplyDeleteWork quietly to make all those people who say mean things about my sister "disappear".
ReplyDeleteOverthrow Princess Celestia and become a better ruler than she ever was!
ReplyDeletemake a new beautiful star formation in the night sky
ReplyDeletemake beautiful things it ze stars
ReplyDeleteInb4 "Not around til season 2" jok--Oh nevermind.
ReplyDeleteJoin my sister in trolling EVERYONE.
ReplyDeletego tell celestia that i need learn more about friendship and travel to ponyville to learn it with twilight!
ReplyDeleteEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP and SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE all day long, while being social akward and trying to fit in after 1000 years of banishements. Also while being bookwormish i would visit the Ponyville library, also to see Twilight and "share some magic". Ye and probably raise the moon ^.^
ReplyDeleteas Luna, i would go pull pranks with pinkie pie and rainbow dash, then bring eternal night
ReplyDeleteGet 2 words of dialogue, become more popular than twilight
ReplyDeletenot show up an entire season
ReplyDeletePut on a sock fashion show.
ReplyDeleteask celestia why we didn't rule together
ReplyDeleteforgive her
rule together
VIVE LA REVOLUTION!
ReplyDeleteBanish Sethisto to the sun for the "You are now"-Posts.
ReplyDeleteAlso, turn into Nightmare Moon, to look awesome.
Arrange the stars into weird shapes.
Grab Tia's horn.
Get banished to the moon - just for fun.
Then... thinking... and switching between Nightmare Moon and Luna, until I'm bored.
Wait for tomorrow.
PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
ReplyDeleteGive everypony a long awkward hug
ReplyDeleteThen stare at Celestia all day from a window o-o
You mean I wasn't already? Then who am I!? WHO AM I!?
ReplyDeleteGuess I'll just go lunate for a bit, then play with my My Little Person™s the rest of the day.
Use the forces of NLR to end the Dictatorship and give the land back to every pony.
ReplyDeleteBanish Whoever is now celestia to the sun, just to see if its possible then let them out then bounce around happily becuase I can.
ReplyDeleteAlso go to ponyville and become a main character.
SQUEE!!! Best. Day. EV-ER.
ReplyDelete1. Raise the moon
2. Paint the sky with stars to Octavia's cello music
3. Bake
4. Play practical jokes on Celly
5. Pop out of cupboards
6. Sock puppet theater
7. Play hide and seek with the palace guards, even though they don't realize that's what we're doing
8. Try to get out of the castle more
9. Fly, fly around and around and around
10. De Magiks, I haz dem
11. Check Pinkie's basement, stop it if things are creepy, throw a party with Pinkie if they're not
12. Determine what lays outside the kingdom
13. Go into the Royal Archives with Twilight and have nightlong political discussions
14. So, so much more, I'm never coming back.
Also, I'll stay up all night, the stay up all day because sleep is for fillies.
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ReplyDeletelunas gonna loon.
ReplyDeleteFirst, I would buy 200 abacuses and then place them all around Celestia's room and write on the ceiling over her bed "We know what you have done", just to freak her out.
ReplyDeleteThen, if I'm not sent back to the moon, I would ask all the castle staff to varnish the floors while I give them all socks so we can skate around the castle to the tune of "Old Time Rock and Roll".
Oh and then I would raise the moon. I always wanted control over a heavenly body and now I can.
I cant be Luna, I am Rainbow Dash...
ReplyDeleteBut IF i was Luna, i would probly make sure that Abby gets a vote in the next democratic election.
Start setting up supplies for when Celestia inevitably stubs her toe and sends me to the moon.
ReplyDeleteAgain.
For the 12th time since season 1 started.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
also, burn ALL the socks!
I find my own faithful student, Crepuscular Twinkle, and tell her to go study the ¨Power of compaionship" and report back to me. It will be like my own version of FiM... only it takes place at night! Also they can maybe use the "Components of Peace" to take down my sister... or something.
ReplyDeleteHmm... probably send questionable pictures of Celestia during her "Fertility Goddess" phase to Twilight and watch the ensuing chaos. >:D
ReplyDeleteTake advantage of my sister´s troll status to prank everybody and blame her while still being loved by all. After 1000 years hug her and tell her we are even
ReplyDeleteGet shipped with Twilight and Trixie like nobody's business.
ReplyDeletei would love to flying around at night and enjoy the beautiful night i just made ^^ that would be awesome
ReplyDeleteI whine. A lot.
ReplyDeleteGo clubbin' with DJ PON-3!
ReplyDeleteSet up a booth to send people to the moon for weightless ninja fun!!!!
ReplyDeleteMove the Moon into such an orbit as to create permanent solar eclipse.
ReplyDeleteBecome Nightmare Moon again.
ReplyDeleteBe adorable!
ReplyDeletebake a lot muffins and give them to everypony telling them i am the true queen of equestria and encouraging them to join me in my new lunar republic
ReplyDeleteBe Happy and wear Socks
ReplyDeleteMAKE THE MOON SLAM INTO PONYVILLE IN EXACTLY 72 HOURS
ReplyDeleteTHEN HIDE MASKS ALL OVER EQUESTRIA AND MAKE THOSE DAMN HORSES FIND THEM ALL TO STOP ME
Whine and angst.
ReplyDelete1. Raise the moon
ReplyDelete2. Go back to bed
Appear in every single episode of Season 2!
ReplyDeleteEither that or cuddle endlessly with Fluttershy in socks that are made specially for me.
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ReplyDeleteTeach Celestia a cool hoofshake and say we're cool. When she fails to get it right say "That's alright, a lot of white ponies can't do it."
ReplyDeleteGet a bat pet and name him something fancy sounding or something cute like chitters.
Get shipped with Fluttershy.
plant a banana tree on the moon.
ReplyDeleteeat bananas on the moon.
socks.
Dance.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't that be awesome?
SQUEEEEEEE!
ReplyDeleteSnuggle with Celestia, be awesome goddess, the ETERNAL NIGHT FOR NONSTOP PARTY! nah jk I love Luna i would do everything because Luna is best pony.
ReplyDeleteAlso socks. Because socks
ReplyDelete:3
What else but eternal night?
ReplyDeleteFind out how I got rid of Celestia and make it stick a little more than a few hours. While she is gone, rule better than her.
ReplyDeleteIf I can't do that, just raise the moon and get some sleep, cuddling up with my cute lil abacus. Oh and the socks, I can't forget the socks.
Put on socks and skip through Ponyville humming a catchy tune. :3
ReplyDeleteHave a Winter Moon Celebration. Why can Celestia have a Summer Sun Celebration, and Luna can't?
ReplyDeleteHUG EVERYPONY!
ReplyDeleteBe the Best Pony, probably try but fail miserably at confessing my love for Twilight.
ReplyDeleteWrite dirty messages on the moon for Tia to read then start getting all close to her.
ReplyDeleteI'd Bounce.
ReplyDeleteKiss Twilight full in the mouth!!! <3
ReplyDeleteTell Celestia to take me off night shift so I could star doing stuff!
ReplyDelete1 Hug myself
ReplyDelete2 Make sure that Luna gets enough screen time in season 2 by threatening to banish the production team to the moon
3 Wear socks
4 Troll Celestia with the help of Dash and Pinkie
5 Banish Blue Blood to the moon
6 Party with the whole of Equestria because Blue Blood has been banished
7 Seduce Big Mac
8 Make the moon glow red
9 Hug myself again before sleeping.
@GaruuSpike
ReplyDeleteYou are my new hero. I <3 that game.
I took over Equestria once didn't I?
ReplyDeleteI'd do it again, just take time for proper planning and then take everything by storm.
Finally establish a personality that invalidates a large amount of fanfics written about me. Shy Luna? BUCK THAT! Playa Luna INCOMING!!! Moon rock bling and some awesome buckin' moonglasses (cwutididthur), and a bunch of suggestively dressed mares to do everything I want... Sensuously.
ReplyDeleteYeah, totally not doing that. Go hunt down Twilight and -- Can't write that on EqD.
1. Write dirty things about Celestia using the stars.
ReplyDelete2. Struggle with my past and my inner demons.
3. Hide from my problems by building a big box fort protected by an army of sock-puppet guards.
Banish everyone to the sun!
ReplyDelete@Tast
ReplyDeleteNot just another TwiLuna ship... But the mothership of all ships. SHIIIIIIIIP
Play pranks on Celestia
ReplyDeleteBefriend the 6 Main Ponies
Befriend Doctor Whooves
Start the Luna Republic
explore the universe
Banish Piccolo and Master Roshi to the moon for destroying the moon.....wait....ummm okay FIRST: Fix the moon then banish them XD
ReplyDeleteAppear in season 2!
ReplyDeleteHang out with Celestia and be really really cute :3
ReplyDeleteI would distort time and space to bring a new alicorn that I would inherit the body of the next day.
ReplyDeleteI'd make night eternal. Daytime is overrated.
ReplyDelete>Read Twilight Sparkle's letters to Celestia about friendship
ReplyDelete>Read books
>Turn invisible and lurk in Ponyville for the remainder of Season 1 to learn how things have changed in my absence - and maybe also to watch Big Macintosh (Hey, it gets awfully lonely on the moon)
Sorry, a thousand years of isolation have made me a little shy...
Look adorable in socks.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
send the stars of the moon of to assassinate all the annoying background ponies.
ReplyDelete1. Be best pony.
ReplyDelete2. Be best pony.
3. Be best pony.
4. Be best pony.
5. Be best pony.
6. Be best pony.
7. Be best pony.
8. Be best pony.
9. Be best pony.
10. Be best pony.
11. Be best pony.
12. Be best pony.
13. Be best pony.
14. Be best pony.
15. Be best pony.
16. Be best pony.
17. Be best pony.
18. Be best pony.
19. Be best pony.
20. Be best pony.
21. Stare at myself in the mirror because I can't get over how amazing I am.
Sleeping all day and wake up Celestia every night.
ReplyDeleteThe night...will last...forever! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd probably spend most of my time in the Royal Library and re-write the tax code. From scratch. Twice.
ReplyDeleteHijack the second season. And wear socks.
ReplyDeleteget shipped with twilight a lot.
ReplyDeletemake celly decree that everypony must wear socks
build a flux capacitor and attach it to rainbow dash to travel 17 days in the future so i can watch season two before everypony
In the place of a Celestial Princess you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of Equestria! All shall love me and despair!
ReplyDeleteIn short I would take over Equestria and reference LOTR a lot.
Lower the moon and search out the toast king.
ReplyDeleteTAKE OVER THE WORLD
ReplyDeleteand wear socks everywhere
Try on socks all day
ReplyDeleteStay up all night.
ReplyDeleteWrite a book about why I became nightmare moon. Donate the proceeds to charities. Restore the Castle of the Two Sisters as a museum and historical landmark in the Everfree Forest. Ask Celestia what I can do to help.
ReplyDelete...and buy some socks...
Tell everypony that I have absolutely no desire to overthrow Celestia and that everyone in the New Lunar Republic are stupid for thinking that I do want to overthrow her
ReplyDelete....
ReplyDeleteBut I can't marry myself!!!
Can I..?
Move the moon in way to cause Tidal waves, also. Troll Celestia
ReplyDeleteMake more Luna Fan Stuff
ReplyDeleteget more air time cause 1 and half episodes is kind of jacked up. i mean not even a cameo or a shot in the background... shit twi was next to tia during the gala and where was luna?! and the gala was at night!!!
ReplyDeleteTalk to Abby.
ReplyDeleteRaise the moon.
ReplyDeleteThen recruit Pinkie and Scratch, and raise the ROOF!
Literally.
So that all my little ponies can rave in the moonlight.
Maybe borrow some rainbows to color the stars.
Best party ever.
@The Dread Pirate Roberts inconceivable!
ReplyDeleteFirst, I shall move the moon exactly two miles to the left, after which the ensuing tidal wave will ruin the socks of everypony within five hundred feet of the beach! And then, with my unstoppable army of tree frogs and alley cats, I will take over Canterlot and then...the world!
ReplyDeleteAnd then, I don't know. Make out with Twilight or something. I'm not very good at planning these things.
Moon ponies.
ReplyDeleteAlso, cuddlesnuggle Princess Celustia lots and lots.
(And since it's me, make new laws to have BALLOONS EVERYWHERE MUHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Hm, being the a being that is the younger sibling of GOD and being powerful enough to move a moon... I dunno what I'd do.
ReplyDeleteuse my godessley powers to make nyx cannon
ReplyDeleteTHROW IT ON THE GROUND
ReplyDelete1. Create Blogger accout only to post this.
ReplyDelete2. Convince Celestia that what she had done was best for the sake of ponies and I have no ill against her.
3. Fly to Ponyville and meet Twilight and Fluttershy in unofficial casual meeting.
4. Create best party in Equestria under clear night sky with Pinkie's assistance.
5. Continue being awesome.
okay well lets see, I'd:
ReplyDeleteRULE THE LAND (LIKE A BOSS)
WITH MY SISTER (LIKE A BOSS)
SHE RAISE THE SUN (LIKE A BOSS)
I RAISE THE MOON (LIKE A BOSS)
GET REJECTED (LIKE A BOSS)
SWALLOW SADDNESS (LIKE A BOSS)
ENTERNAL DARKNESS (LIKE A BOSS)
NIGHTMARE MOON (LIKE A BOSS)
BECOME BANISHED (LIKE A BOSS)
BY CELESTIA (LIKE A BOSS)
ON THE MOON (LIKE A BOSS)
ONE THOUSAND YEARS (LIKE A BOSS)
MAKE A COMEBACK (LIKE A BOSS)
ATTACK CITIZENS (LIKE A BOSS)
TASTE THE RAINBOW (LIKE A BOSS)
BACK TO NORMAL (LIKE A BOSS)
MEET MY SISTER (LIKE A BOSS)
MISSED HER SO MUCH (LIKE A BOSS)
CELEBRATIONS (LIKE A BOSS)
RULE TOGETHER (LIKE A BOSS)
DISSAPPEAR (LIKE A BOSS)
FOR THE SEASON (LIKE A BOSS)
REAPPEAR (LIKE A BOSS)
FOR SEASON 2 (LIKE A BOSS)
at least, thats what i hope...
1. Wear socks made by angels.
ReplyDelete2. Change every star constelation into a meme reference.
3. Work out what the heck happened to the Cannon version of myself.
4. Make Lunar Republic have a heavy metal theme song instead of trance-techno.
I am Luna? Oh, I know...laugh that I AM now the Night Princess and all those fanfics, fanarts, songs etc. are just FOR ME! HA! Then think for a moment...this is awesome. Also, pinch myself just in case. After this I guess I would continue to be the best pony! (and wear socks, yes...socks are warm and fuzzy...)
ReplyDeleteWould just go around and be Happy Luna, cause everypony loves seeing Luna happy
ReplyDeleteSLEEPOVER~
ReplyDeletein the royal castle and invite every single pony while Celestia is away.
Truly best night.
"Space space going to space space space buy a telescope. Wanna see me? Buy a telescope. Going to space. I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
ReplyDeleteDestroy every single frigging fanfic which depicts me as sad and emo
ReplyDeleteI spite the entierty of the fandom by making no appearances in Season 2.
ReplyDeleteProblem? :3c
@Dit And it would be so much fun to hear about her new friends, Prisim Sprint, LemonJane, FlickerWary, Uniquety, and Cutie Cake. As they all go on adventures in HorseyTown.
ReplyDelete1. sock party
ReplyDelete2. banish sister to sun
3. eternal night
Right now? Go to sleep. It's morning, man. Come on.
ReplyDeleteAsk Celly for help - I can't night! Also send a letter to twilight with the whole Past Sins story.
ReplyDeleteSay the following lines
ReplyDelete"I'm so sorry"
then disappear forever.
Rule the Kingdom of Dreams and Death, be a god, and go back to earth as a godess and take over Israel.and then all over the world.
ReplyDeletejewish lunar empire FTW!
Also,tell the Lunar Republic they are a bunch of lunatics, (lol), and do everything acording to the cold hard law.
ReplyDelete1. Tidally lock Equestria.
ReplyDelete2. ???
3. I am now most popular princess.
Fall over in squeeee
ReplyDeleteSocks!
LOL all day for no reason
Snuggle
burn any fics that make me look like a vindictive and evil pony >:)
^this
ReplyDelete@Jay6
ReplyDeleteand so are plants,Vitamin D and the bilogical clock.
@Dman
ReplyDeletelol, I see what you did there.
Be a happy sock-wearing Alicorn
ReplyDeleteFrom this moment forth, The Night, Will Last, FOREVER!
ReplyDeleteBanish Celestia to the sun.
ReplyDeleteWEll make the night last FOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEVEERRRRRRRRR!!! (pinky pie style). Then I'll banish Celestia to.... Mars! and troll her there for fun. Then get back, look for Twilight and create the Lunar Republic! And make everypony happy forever n.n
ReplyDeleteOhh everything wearing socks =D
Since it's gonna be night time forever, I will create a decree for everypony to use socks from now on since it will get kind of cold hehe.
Moon mounted laser cannon.
ReplyDeleteCarve the word "HA" in the moon.
ReplyDeleteDevelop some sort of character, so I'm not basically an *in-show* OC.
ReplyDeleteRefusse to leave the buffet table, until season 2, I have the 1000 year munchies to fight.
ReplyDeleteRealise season 2 is in 16 days 21 hours 45 minutes and 47 seconds... (About)
Panic diet.
Dance in socks
ReplyDeleteOH SHIT I'M A PRINCESS
ReplyDeleteI ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PRINCESS
OH SHIT I'M AN ALICORN
THAT WASN'T INITIALLY PART OF THE PRINCESS DREAM BUT WE CAN WORK AROUND THAT
Refuse to raise the moon. They all like the day so much? Fine. They can HAVE it. Maybe after a few weeks of relentless light the ingrates will learn to appreciate my work.
ReplyDeleteDress up in a sailor outfit and run around saying things like "In the name of the moon..."
ReplyDeleteDiguise self as Trixie.
ReplyDeleteOnce again...
ReplyDeleteOverthrow Celestia and rule Equestria. Also learn how to control NightMare Moon's powers.
Share most adorable pony title with Fluttershy, acquire thousands of friends afterwards.
ReplyDeleteSocks. SOCKS EVERYWHERE.
Sooo cuuuuuuute!
ReplyDeleteParty like there's no tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteBecause technically, that's up to me.
New Lunar Republic.
ReplyDeleteIt begins.
NOW!
Re-enact Cupcakes.
ReplyDeleteGrow up a bit (taller, bigger)
ReplyDeleteRaise the moon so I can go back to sleep.
ReplyDeleteSrs I am tired.:\
Also move Moon around crazily just for fun
ReplyDelete