You are now Applejack

by Sethisto

Buck apples I guess?

What else do you do?

(One pony day until season 2!)

257 comments:

Kim Fluttershy DykasAugust 30, 2011 at 4:20 AM
I WOULD MAKE LOVE TO A TREE!!!
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chachonimrodAugust 30, 2011 at 4:20 AM
Enjoy the crap out of my awesome blonde hair.
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CalbeckAugust 30, 2011 at 4:20 AM
Kick the crap out of Soldier.
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EfreetAugust 30, 2011 at 4:21 AM
I would buck. Buck and buck and buck.
Of course I mean applebucking.
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Apollo BreezeAugust 30, 2011 at 4:21 AM
Ah sell apples. Yup
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CalbeckAugust 30, 2011 at 4:21 AM
@chachonimrod

inb4 "I see you ponies associate Applejack with crap dohoho"
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TosxychorAugust 30, 2011 at 4:21 AM
Be a silly pony.
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Cobalt CometAugust 30, 2011 at 4:22 AM
Buckin dem apples! Trying not to forget my darn hat! Have silly competitions against RD.
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DeeperMadnessAugust 30, 2011 at 4:22 AM
I'd probably cruise in my badass pink truck, with Cardboard Twilight keeping my apple haul in check.
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RadimirAugust 30, 2011 at 4:24 AM
Be frustrated that I'm not a good pony.
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Pinkamina Diane PieAugust 30, 2011 at 4:25 AM
I dunno. Buck apples? Work hard? I don't like being Applejack! It is BORING!
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 4:26 AM
Can't hear ya, I'm asleep.

CKCKCK-SHOE! CKCKCK-SHOE!
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MoronSonOfBoronAugust 30, 2011 at 4:26 AM
Mud wrestling with Rainbow Dash.
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IronlennyAugust 30, 2011 at 4:27 AM
Stop! Hammer Time!
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MasqueradeAugust 30, 2011 at 4:27 AM
I buck the horseapples out of Seth until he changes me back into Rainbow Dash.
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Parchment ScrollAugust 30, 2011 at 4:28 AM
I put on a spectacular trick roping display in the town square, then get together with my friends to organize the Ponyville state fair, if only to prove that AH AM NOT BORING.
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keneticpestAugust 30, 2011 at 4:28 AM
Make love to certain yellow and pink tree.
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Centaur1um's BlogAugust 30, 2011 at 4:29 AM
Be the best pony.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 4:29 AM
Walk around without my hat and watch as ponies gape in awe.
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MasqueradeAugust 30, 2011 at 4:29 AM
Btw, Seth, nice two-second format swap complete with no-banner.
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Shadow DragonAugust 30, 2011 at 4:30 AM
I would confess my love for Rainbow Dash. That's really the only interesting thing I can think of to do as AJ.
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VonCloudAugust 30, 2011 at 4:30 AM
Do rather unspeakable things to/with trees.
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markocezarAugust 30, 2011 at 4:30 AM
Kick Panzer Kampf Wagen VI "Tiger" as far away as I can!
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NosAugust 30, 2011 at 4:31 AM
5 words... Sell apples and apple accessories
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animemetalheadAugust 30, 2011 at 4:31 AM
Go to sleep until I get to be an interesting pony :P
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MedicShyAugust 30, 2011 at 4:33 AM
set fire to all the rumors about tree loving and rainbowjack. Start new ones about pyromania, just to make myself have a sudden, completely unexpected edge.
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DRTJRAugust 30, 2011 at 4:34 AM
Learn Zebra martial arts? That about the only non Applejack thing I'd do.
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lambpastyAugust 30, 2011 at 4:35 AM
I would be adorable and completely underrated.
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CodricAugust 30, 2011 at 4:38 AM
I dunno. Waiting. As long as you don't choose Derpy for tomorrow, this is my last day as a pony. So maybe I do whatever I forgot the last days... Or something. I don't know.

Oh, wait! I ask the other ponies, what it was like to be me! I was in their bodies, so they must have been in my body, right?
So I ask what they did when they were me. So I'm not THAT surprised tomorrow.
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FordAugust 30, 2011 at 4:39 AM
Learn them fancy mathematics. They really whupped my flank last Applebuck Season!
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Socially Inept LunaAugust 30, 2011 at 4:39 AM
Enjoy the fact that I'd actually be athletic and in shape for the first time in my life. That, and buck the hell out of the haters who think I'm not a good pony. :p

Second choice would be deep, philosophical debates with Big Macintosh. Eeyup.
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MushiousAugust 30, 2011 at 4:39 AM
Go buck Rainbow Dash.

And by buck I mean...
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EquestriaBoundAugust 30, 2011 at 4:40 AM
Hit people with my hat.

Also give eclairs to Apple Bloom.

This reference is going to go completely under the radar. No one will notice it.
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Cloudy SkiesAugust 30, 2011 at 4:40 AM
Feel a bit insulted that Ah' been every dang other pony 'afore Ah find mahself bein' Applejack, that's fer shore.

No, seriously, I buck apples, act proper, respect and help ponies, tell the truth, and don't give a mule's ass that I'm underappreciated, because I'm doing what's right.

Then I go find Fluttershy and hook up because we make the cutest couple ever.
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DitAugust 30, 2011 at 4:40 AM
So now I'm all the mane six? Time to start Season 2 early.

No but really, apple harvest season last august 'till december. And peaks in october. So Basicly it looks like there's only one thing to do...

... Chicken Calling with Apple Bloom! "Scootaloo Scoot-Scootaloo!"
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 4:42 AM
Bake apple pies!
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EquestriaBoundAugust 30, 2011 at 4:42 AM
@BlueBreeze Stop having my ideas. Stop it right now.

Because I had them second, and two is bigger than one. Nyeh.
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Shadow DragonAugust 30, 2011 at 4:43 AM
After AJ, you should do these "You are now..." things for the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
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cloudrifterAugust 30, 2011 at 4:43 AM
Well you have to fight armys of ninjas to save your annoying little sister from the dargon lord
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FreezeyAugust 30, 2011 at 4:44 AM
Go look for Rainbow Dash
And, well you know...
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FranimalAugust 30, 2011 at 4:44 AM
Kill myself shortly after making out with Dashie.
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EkevooAugust 30, 2011 at 4:44 AM
Make fun of my own accent!
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lambpastyAugust 30, 2011 at 4:45 AM
@Shadow Dragon FFFFFF if there is a "You are now Applebloom" post, my head is almost certainly going to immediately explode.
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Zak THAugust 30, 2011 at 4:45 AM
Cause sexual tension between RainbowDash and myself.
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Fallin' WinterAugust 30, 2011 at 4:47 AM
No easy task to figure out
Why I now love trees
I gave them names, made a shrine
Now they ask me to read

Bedtime stories every night
good night kisses too
raising them while I ignore
my sister Applebloom

Winter wrap up!
Winter wrap u- oh right, forgot to parody it.
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 4:47 AM
1. Make up some horrible disaster, tell everyone about it. Have them believe me because I'm the element of honesty and, therefore, cannot lie.
2. Buck Apples.
3. Sell Apples.
4. Make Cider.
5. Tell Big Mac that Rainbow Dash is madly in love with him and Vice-Versa.
6. Throw dirt into Carousel Boutique, while laughing manically.
7. Uhhh....I don't know...Set up cage matches between the CMC and DT and SP, I guess.
8. Climb up to the Dragon's Lair from "Dragonshy" and wait there until I turn into somepony else the next day.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 4:47 AM
Go pick some apples lickity split!
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8thWolfAugust 30, 2011 at 4:52 AM
Go Buck some Apples and sell them....
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Garrett GilchristAugust 30, 2011 at 4:52 AM
Write a song about California.
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 4:54 AM
@Fallin' Winter

...You win again.

Side note: In addition to what I said before, between 1-2, I'd start using my Manehattenite accent again.

(Not really related, but my Spell-Check wants to change "Manehattenite" to "Nonfattening".)
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 4:56 AM
@Select Few

Well, being one WOULD really reduce the amount of food you eat.
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DVegaAugust 30, 2011 at 4:58 AM
just do what Applejack does best, buck applea and bake.
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r0ninKaiAugust 30, 2011 at 4:58 AM
Permaglue my hat to my head.
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StarmanAugust 30, 2011 at 4:59 AM
Admire mah hat and recor' mahself talkin'!
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 4:59 AM
@Twahlaght Spahkluh
This is true. Unless I eat everypony else's servings, as well.
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Garrett GilchristAugust 30, 2011 at 5:02 AM
WHO'S A SILLY PONY
I'M A SILLY PONY

also i would sing this

because i don't sing enough
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Smashing Good TimeAugust 30, 2011 at 5:04 AM
Show off your amazing physical skills.

Also try to get a coltfriend.
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Rarity-FanAugust 30, 2011 at 5:06 AM
Confess my love to Twilight and go on a date with her because ah'm a boss!
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ClockwiseAugust 30, 2011 at 5:08 AM
Rejoice to have strength to spare in a pillowfight.
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CelestiaAugust 30, 2011 at 5:09 AM
Be a silly pony, then call RD Dashie and run away laughing.
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 5:11 AM
Rape Apple Bloom.
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 5:12 AM
Wait...Wait a second...
We keep hoping from Pony to Pony, most of us messing with their lives, making them do things they normally wouldn't do...

Are we Noctis from the one story on here? I forget what its called at the moment.
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 5:12 AM
@Select Few
Er, Hopping*
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CTOONfan1August 30, 2011 at 5:13 AM
1. Finally be bored of this by now. I've been all of the mane cast. Why should this surprise me?
2. Give a good buck to a tree just for the heck of it.
3. Huh? Does switching bodies leave the other's accent? THE RAIN IN SPAIN STAYS no it doesn't. Weird.
4. Collect those gems I got as Rarity (thinking smart) and tie them up with a lasso.
5. Run back into twon (she's fast) where the swapped ponies all gather to help Pinkie (who's again swapped with Twilight) get the spell done.
6. The spell is casted. I'm finally about to go home with all of those gems. Don't ask how. It's freaking magic.
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CTOONfan1August 30, 2011 at 5:14 AM
I forgot to mention they all laughed at my lack of accent.
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acousticbronyAugust 30, 2011 at 5:17 AM
Save Twilight from falling to her doom, Buck half the orchard while all the while being deprived of sleep and rest, run the family business practically by myself, be a good sister and granddaughter and look after my family, be the only one to offer taking Fluttershy up the mountain, have angry sex with Rarity, hug a tree, kick Rainbow Dash's ass at numerous things then love her tenderly, be the iron pony, be the best baker in Ponyville and bake some treats with Pinkie Pie, turn posh if I should so wish, look good in a hat, look good in general with my cute little freckles, talk in my adorable accent, and be the best freakin' pony out of all these ponies YEEEEAHHHH!!!
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Luna C.TAugust 30, 2011 at 5:17 AM
Be the best damn pony. YEAH. Well.

Besides Luna that is.
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AtiarotiasAugust 30, 2011 at 5:21 AM
Be the BEST PONY!! Grub Pony of Ponyville award thingy.
Talk in dat accent and simply be awesome all day long for errrrrday!!
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MatrilwoodAugust 30, 2011 at 5:21 AM
Hey look buddy, I'm a pony, that means I solve probmlems.
Not problems like "Twilight screwed up another spell",
because that would fall under the purview of your premise of fanfiction.
I solve practical problems!
Fr'instance...
... How am I gonna save up enough bits ta git me grand'ma a new hip?
The answer...
... Buck some apples. And if that don't work... buck more apples.
Like this here tasty, golden-delitious, little 'ol apple grown by me...
... Picked by me...
... And you'd best a' hope... Not stolen ba' you.
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acousticbronyAugust 30, 2011 at 5:23 AM
Oh and save Ponyville from stampeding cows, and getting a shiny award thingy, thank ya kindly *takes a bow*
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MuffinShyAugust 30, 2011 at 5:23 AM
Eat apple products!
Buck things and scare AppleBloom.
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Laurence BrownAugust 30, 2011 at 5:23 AM
I think it would be time to make all the other ponies fear the power of Honesty! After all, I just got done being the other 5 Elements of Harmony, I should have some pretty sweet blackmail material by now. Tell them that they have to help me build a portal between Earth and Equestria so that, after I leave Applejack's body, I'll still be able to come back and live the ponies. Should they refuse to help me to the best of their power, well, it will be time to start telling everypony else about their deep, dark secrets. And since it's me, Applejack, telling everypony these secrets, they know that they're the truth.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Also, demand that Hasbro give me a better 'feature' episode than 'Applebuck Season'. I mean, Rainbow dash gets the Sonic Rainboom, Fluttershy gets The Stare, Twilight gets to subdue an Ursa.. I get sleep deprived?? Really?? Hasbro, fix this error, or prepare to see how an apple a day will make the doctor come right away... because I bucked it into your teeth at maximum velocity!!
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Mastertortilla27August 30, 2011 at 5:25 AM
Dispell rumors about where Applebloom came from.
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DarcySupremestAugust 30, 2011 at 5:37 AM
Buy an exact replica of my hat and get twilight to send it to the human universe so when i return to human i can have the single most amazing hat ever.
Alongside my favorite Trilby
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lwllwAugust 30, 2011 at 5:37 AM
Is there a option that is pwning seth
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FirleycatAugust 30, 2011 at 5:40 AM
I have always been curious about how big Sweet Apple Acres is. There is bound to be something hidden in there. There was a treehouse in there that Applebloom didn't know about and she lives there. There is bound to be more. Granny Smith's secret Apple Cider distillery maybe? Or Big Mac's "Special Bush"?
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Tique!August 30, 2011 at 5:42 AM
Hahaah Shut up, seth. AJ's awesome.
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KTSAugust 30, 2011 at 5:47 AM
1.Buckin the Appletrees
2.Make Sure I build Applebloom a new club house in the future
3.Learn something from Manehattan.
4.Tell Big Mac that Fluttershy has a crush on him and vice versa.
5.Sleep with Rainbow Dash atop the apple trees.
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ShannonAugust 30, 2011 at 5:47 AM
Dig up all the trees in the orchard and plant Orange trees. It could work! Equestria is weird! Then we could sell orange juice...huh. Not much you can DO with oranges. Bananas? Coconuts?? I'M SO BUCKING SICK OF ALL THESE APPLES

Also, visit Rarity and let her give me a makeover. Made-up Applejack would be really, really cute.
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Fritz XAugust 30, 2011 at 5:49 AM
1. Go down to Bee Cave, TX, to visit my dear friend the Engineer and have a beer with him.
2. Grow a beard.
3. Demand a better episode centered around my character in season 2.
4. Grow more beard.
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RyuukasuAugust 30, 2011 at 5:50 AM
How d'you like them apples?
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 5:51 AM
Don't bother with 'em fancy mathematics
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KShrikeAugust 30, 2011 at 5:52 AM
Second best pony?
I actually haven't the slightest clue what I'd do...
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 5:56 AM
@Shannon Would that make you Orangejack, Bananajack, or Coconutjack?

(I'd say go with Bananas, you never know when Canterlot might need more.)
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Moon ShineAugust 30, 2011 at 5:57 AM
Yell out very loudly "IT'S TWALIGHT SPURKLES BALLOON!"
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Triggy JAugust 30, 2011 at 5:58 AM
What with all these "You are now" posts, does anyone else feel like they're trapped in an episode of Quantum leap?
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Fallin' WinterAugust 30, 2011 at 6:00 AM
@Select Few
Canterlot needs more mmm bananas? I know where they can find bananas.

ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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the_guy_with_more_names_than_friendsAugust 30, 2011 at 6:08 AM
Goddamn Seth, this shit isn't New-

APPLEJACK?

APPLEJACK IS MY FAVORITE PONY

IF I WAS HER, I WOULD SELL APPLES AND APPLE ACCESSORIES.
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Kairu OkamiAugust 30, 2011 at 6:10 AM
MAH APPLES!
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Laurence BrownAugust 30, 2011 at 6:10 AM
Oooh, it just hit me, I have a better idea:

Go and find my parents!

Seriously, not only do they first leave me and Big MacIntosh with Granny Smith, they obviously came back at a later date, dropped off Apple Bloom, and then LEFT AGAIN!! Are my parents some sort of well-to-do party ponies, who just pop out baby ponies and drop them off at the farm, forcing ponies both too old and too young to take care of the newest offspring? Seriously, there has to be some sort of agency in Canterlot that can help me out with this, right? RIGHT?
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Blayze KohimeAugust 30, 2011 at 6:11 AM
Have a hot foursome with Rainbow Dash, Big Mac, and a tree.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 6:13 AM
Do something completely out of character and take the day off!
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VozDeSuenosAugust 30, 2011 at 6:13 AM
I'd take the opportunity to further develop my character!
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ActionScripter9109August 30, 2011 at 6:15 AM
I don't know, but whatever I did, I'd keep doing it no matter what anypony else said.
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AellosAugust 30, 2011 at 6:15 AM
Sell some apples for the Apple family!
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Interrobang PieAugust 30, 2011 at 6:19 AM
Buck apples an' talk with some ack-cent Ah guess.
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GershAugust 30, 2011 at 6:19 AM
Dance to thriller cause I'm AppleJackson!
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 6:25 AM
@Matrilwood

All my internet. You can have it for the awesome Meet the Applejack.
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DJLowriderAugust 30, 2011 at 6:29 AM
Seein' as how AJ loves to turn a profit, I'd:

1) Establish Sweet Apple Acres, Inc.
2) Get my IPO out to properly fund our operations
3) Consolidate all apple orchards under our corporate banner
4) ???
5) PROFIT!
6) Fix up that saggy ol' roof, Big Mac's saggy ol' plow, and Granny Smith's saggy ol' hip.
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ClockwiseAugust 30, 2011 at 6:29 AM
I could go and run the marathon faster then anypony here!

Drink Apple Moonshine cause I am the one who makes it.

And eat delicious apple pie.
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ShakeBunnyAugust 30, 2011 at 6:33 AM
FIND DASH AND KISS HER!!! <3
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 6:35 AM
I would show up at Rarity's place in an elegant evening gown just to watch her jaw hit the floor.
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WhiteoutAugust 30, 2011 at 6:36 AM
Well, it's applebuck season just now, so I reckon there's plenty of work to be goin' on with.

Wait, that's what I'm doing as me. Guess it'd work out pretty well.
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AlbAliasWAugust 30, 2011 at 6:36 AM
As the Element of Honesty, I think my course of action is clear.
Lie, slander, curse. Get to the top of the pile. Imply that Rainbow Dash is a whore.
And start a Ponzi scheme. Which works.
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pukihontaszAugust 30, 2011 at 6:36 AM
It would be a super good day woul dbe awesome to pick some apples and go to do some sports with Rainbow Dash cause iam(as applejack) super good in sports. Than go for a party with the other ponies cause pinkie always makes the best parties ever and beacause iam applejack i would have the power to finally tolerate that jaded and bit typical fluttershy :D
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Narwhals' BendAugust 30, 2011 at 6:36 AM
I dunno, buck some apples or something...

And go meet Luna because she is best pony.
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TimberAugust 30, 2011 at 6:41 AM
I think its pretty obvious there, sugercube. I buck them apple trees like there ain't no tomarrah.
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KurbzAugust 30, 2011 at 6:44 AM
Say "sugarcube" and wear mah hat around town.
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Mr. NuttAugust 30, 2011 at 6:46 AM
I would realise I'm on the last of the mane six and that now I have to go to Princess Celestia for help... but first,
I'm on a farm and I'm bucking a tree
Buck, Buckerty tree
Bucking a tree
(50 Bits to whoever gets the reference)
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80and56August 30, 2011 at 6:54 AM
1. Sell apples and apple accessories.
2. Look at what Applebloom's trying out now for her cutie mark and say: "That filly ain't right."
3. "Pinkie Pie, you giblet head, what the hay is goin' on here?"
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gonedreamerAugust 30, 2011 at 6:54 AM
I'd buck some trees just for fun of it. Then probably run around orchard to see if there is something odd/interesting in there, meet with CMC in their tree-house on my way back home. Find Rainbow and compete with her to show that stubborn pony who's the best athlete! Hug her after arguing and go home to bake some apple pies with Granny. Find out something about my parents, I'm really curious who are they. Scream 'yeehaw!' sometimes during the day.
If I have time, go to Hasbro and tell them to finally make an interesting episode about me, this 'Applebuck Season' only ruined everything.
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krypqeAugust 30, 2011 at 6:58 AM
Buck apples and continue to be the best and most beautiful pony.

Oh yes.
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Capitalism Ho!August 30, 2011 at 6:58 AM
I would stop learning mah physics right now, coz these fancy mathematics just muddy up the Issue...
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 7:01 AM
Buck apples, all day, every day.

Then I'd sell apples and apple accessories.
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pukihontaszAugust 30, 2011 at 7:01 AM
@krypqe

Exactly :D
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EzhikAugust 30, 2011 at 7:08 AM
Well... I'd make a marketing campaign for apples, detail it for Applejack when she comes back, and only then run to Twilight Sparkle.
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SkaFox64August 30, 2011 at 7:08 AM
Go off on an epic apple-filled quest to further develop my character.
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Streek471August 30, 2011 at 7:15 AM
I be the best pony.
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DELC17August 30, 2011 at 7:15 AM
I've been waitin for this.

I give apple bloom the biggest hug a sister can give.
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KyouhenAugust 30, 2011 at 7:16 AM
Wear a hat and look awesome.
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D4SHTH3R4INB0WAugust 30, 2011 at 7:25 AM
Defo sleep with Rainbow Dash...
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Killsteal_WolfAugust 30, 2011 at 7:29 AM
Make myself popular so I'm not last for everything...

Again.
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The RPGeniusAugust 30, 2011 at 7:30 AM
Shucks, I could do most anything I want, I reckon, being the most athletic, skilled, and multi-talented pony in all Ponyville.
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AshtraskaAugust 30, 2011 at 7:32 AM
Sex up Big Mac!!!
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Chopper's Top HatAugust 30, 2011 at 7:33 AM
1. Get busy helping everypony else with their problems since they are completely helpless without me.

2. Suddenly, GIANT MANTICORE ATTACKS!

3. A hog-tied giant manticore is delivered to the Ponyville zoo with an apple in its mouth.
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Masterge77August 30, 2011 at 7:34 AM
Do... whatever Applejack does.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 7:37 AM
Spend some quality time with Apple Bloom

Surprise Rarity by joining her at the spa

Seduce Soarin' with apple pies
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TDRloidAugust 30, 2011 at 7:38 AM
YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW.

That is all.
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Dubs RewatcherAugust 30, 2011 at 7:46 AM
Cry about my parents dying in a flood/fire/storm.
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GeeSeeAugust 30, 2011 at 7:46 AM
So many things... I don't even know where to start.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 7:53 AM
You don't want to know...
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Tears of a ValedictorianAugust 30, 2011 at 7:56 AM
Disregard haters, acquire apples.
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dw1482August 30, 2011 at 8:01 AM
Be BRUTALLY honest with every pony to make them cry.
Figure out whether I'm a lesbian or not to finally put that discussion to bed. (hehe... to bed.)

Also if Ashley Ball were to become a pony, would she be Applejack or Rainbowdash?
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Viscra MaelstromAugust 30, 2011 at 8:06 AM
BUCK APPLES
BUCK TREES
BUCK RAINBOW DASH
BUCK EVERYTHING

BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 8:07 AM
Start bucking every single thing in Equestria for no actual reason
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pmcollectorboyAugust 30, 2011 at 8:14 AM
Cut loose. Get drunk. Have Pinkie help me throw a country style party and put on a record of Country Girls Shake It For Me.
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Overlong Analysis CobaltAugust 30, 2011 at 8:17 AM
Discuss the merits of stetsons with Matt Smith-incarnation Doctor Whooves.
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TaliesinAugust 30, 2011 at 8:20 AM
Kick the heck outta all my trees then lick RBD's wings.
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irememberthingsAugust 30, 2011 at 8:26 AM
do some filly foolin' and enjoy actually being in shape.

Also, eat apple treats.
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BioponyAugust 30, 2011 at 8:32 AM
Maybe take a day off from the applebucking, Big Mac should be able to handle one day on his own, and then he could take a day off tomorrow while I buck apples.
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JRAugust 30, 2011 at 8:32 AM
speak in accent all the time...
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JacopoAugust 30, 2011 at 8:34 AM
Clop.
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leaflet757August 30, 2011 at 8:35 AM
AH LOVE MAH ACK-SCENT!
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Fiery BladeAugust 30, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Well the first thing Ah'll do is...
Buck some apples! (LIKE A BOSS)
Work on the farm! (LIKE A BOSS)
Fancy Mathematics! (LIKE A BOSS)
Hit on Rainbow Dash! (LIKE A BOSS)
Get rejected! (LIKE A BOSS)
Swallow sadness! (LIKE A BOSS)
Sell some apples! (LIKE A BOSS)
Turn into a jet! (LIKE A BOSS)
Bomb Canterlot! (LIKE A BOSS)
Crash into Trollestia! (LIKE A BOSS)
Now I'm on the Moon! (LIKE A BOSS)
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20 Percent Cooler™August 30, 2011 at 8:35 AM
Have hallucinations about a long dead sibling that ultimately requires I take medication that makes me forget at the price of sedating my emotions and making me apathetic, listen to my Big Mac yell at me, and start to alienate Applebloom.
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20 Percent Cooler™August 30, 2011 at 8:38 AM
That and love myself immensely for being such a babe.
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RekiaraAugust 30, 2011 at 8:48 AM
Oh, ah'll work my flank off during the day, fer sure.

Once mah farm chores are done, though, ah'll git into Big Mac's good cider stash, invite tha girls over and show em how tah get bucked up country style.
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DramelAugust 30, 2011 at 8:52 AM
Time to buck some apples ):D
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RafasdeAugust 30, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Ah am Applejack now and Ah am here to spread love and chew hay.

And ah'm all outta hay.
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Sorata DadoujiAugust 30, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Awww I love her, so I'd do what she is best on.. Buck some Apples biatch!

And well sell Apple fritters, Apple tart, Apple Muffins, Apple Juice, Apple Pie, Apple Fries, Apple Soda, Apple Steak (does it even exists?), and all those Apple stuff to my fello Ponies at Ponyville and then create an emporium. And that will help me get money to buy Granny Smith a new hip! =D

And get Big Macintosh something nice, cuz he is so cool :P

Ohh and tell every single pony I come to cross with " May I beg yer pardon?" haha
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 9:01 AM
Wonder why the hay I ain't loved by the fans more.. :(
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BubbleDreamerAugust 30, 2011 at 9:05 AM
Buck all the people/ponies that I don't like.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 9:07 AM
Buck the world, stick my hooves in the dirt

/esoteric BootCampClik reference
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DIEDIEDIE765August 30, 2011 at 9:09 AM
Murder.
Fucking.
Everyone.

I'm a redneck, they knew it was coming.
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MastermudkipzAugust 30, 2011 at 9:09 AM
1. Buck Apples
2. Iron Pony Competition
3. Bake so many apple Pastries and have a party in the barn.
4. Help with Rainbow Dash's flying tricks.
5. Mess around with Applebloom!!!!
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EHeroFlareNeosAugust 30, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Buck even more apples!
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DreadedCandiru2August 30, 2011 at 9:15 AM
1) Explain that when Ah say that I ain't got no accent, Ah mean that Ah'd take it as a kindness if ponies didn't automatically shave 50 points off mah IQ the second Ah opened mah mouth.

2) Sell apples and apple accesories.

3) Yell WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! like Hank Hill because of something Apple Bloom is doing.
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SystemdertotenAugust 30, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Sex with relatives, of course!
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 9:15 AM
Applejack is best pony.
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UnknownAugust 30, 2011 at 9:16 AM
1.) Rainbow Dash
2.) Rainbow Dash
3.) Rainbow Dash
4.) Rainbow Dash
5.) Rainbow Dash
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GameBuddyAugust 30, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Buck the police.
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traptin85August 30, 2011 at 9:22 AM
What is this "1 pony day" you speak of?
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jaayroAugust 30, 2011 at 9:23 AM
These things seem to go like this:
X the crap out of Y.
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Blue foxAugust 30, 2011 at 9:23 AM
Kick flank and chew apples. And i am all out of apples.
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Jack ZhangAugust 30, 2011 at 9:24 AM
If I were human, I'd be Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 9:28 AM
Become the Iron Pony
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nemrynAugust 30, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Howdy howdy howdy!
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thatoneponyAugust 30, 2011 at 9:36 AM
Fix my utter misuse of vernacular southern pronouns.
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PyrobugAugust 30, 2011 at 9:36 AM
> Buck apples I guess?

> What else do you do?

There's an else?
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WierdplatformerAugust 30, 2011 at 9:38 AM
I would do some unexpected things to show other ponies that I'm not boring.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 9:45 AM
I would fuck EVERYTHING in sight. Including me.
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John PerryAugust 30, 2011 at 9:46 AM
Pick apples! Cause, you know, that's what we do! We um...pick 'em.
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Vermillion TwilightAugust 30, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Run around everywhere exclaiming "BUCK YEAH!! AH'M APPLEJACK!!" and then go jack some apples.
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Intermezzo (formerly Ren)August 30, 2011 at 9:56 AM
Applejack is second best pony.

I would apples.
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HaileoAugust 30, 2011 at 9:57 AM
I'd have sex with all my relatives including Applebloom, and then I would fuc- I mean buck apples.
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The Fantastic Double AgentAugust 30, 2011 at 10:06 AM
EVERYTHING
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words wordsAugust 30, 2011 at 10:08 AM
Buck ALL the apples. Then uhhhhh do a dance?
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SomeGuyAugust 30, 2011 at 10:13 AM
Make a ton of money by baking some apple pie, apple cobbler, apple strudel, apple turnovers, apple cake, apple fries, apple fritters, apple...
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Dusty the Royal JanitorAugust 30, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Well, if you ask me there are a few certain people I know that deserve to be bucked into next week...

...in the family jewels...
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PantaroAugust 30, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Make Money and wear that hat liek a boss!
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Brony NeumoAugust 30, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Well, since, as Rainbow Dash, I already confessed my undying love for Applejack, I don't think AJ needs to confess back to Rainbow.

So I think I'd just cuddle and love Rainbow Dash...

(And maybe buck her...)
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RunnerRunnerAugust 30, 2011 at 10:25 AM
I would probably go Buck around with a certain Rainbow-maned Pegasus, then a tree, and then a bookworm, and then a marshmallow, and then a party animal, and then the Moon Princess. Lots'a buckin' around.
I MEAN, BUCKING APPLES, THAT IS!
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RichiePopsAugust 30, 2011 at 10:25 AM
Sorry but I'll have to go with Brony Neumo here. But I'd also race her and do some hoofwrasslin'.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 10:30 AM
1) Wake up, see that everything went as calculated but there are still some doubts in my head, I shall wait untill I few more days before making some conclusions.

2) Later, I would tell the family what happened and try to be the best Applejack replacement I can.

3) Not really an eventfull day but boy I'm mentally tired, I wonder how she does this every freaking day.

4) Tomorrow I could be a princess or a CMC, I'm still waiting to get my doubts solved, during the day i realised I could have asked about Applejack's parents and her hat, but I'm... Afraid?

5) I'm afraid of being right about ym theory.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 10:34 AM
1. Sing in Applejack's voice until everypony Ponyvile is sick of it.
2. Focus on athletics.
3. Eventually get revenge on all the unicorns and pegusi. "FILTHY EARTH PONY THIS!"
4. Rule new Equestria.
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AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 10:35 AM
I'd probably clop actually.

And then do the things Applejack normally does.
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RedSquirrel456August 30, 2011 at 10:49 AM
Find some fools and buck them in the face.
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Doc SteedlyAugust 30, 2011 at 10:49 AM
(Im not going all out and elaborate like the last few. LOL prolly annoying ya'll with uber posts of text walls)

Hmmmm lemme see here. Ah guess ah would go and let mah hair down. C'rtanly need to change mahself up once an a while. Get muh apple buckin done fer the day. Make a stupid bet with ol' Mac that he is surely to loose an have a good laugh at 'im. Wha!? It's all in good fun. *laughs* You have no idea what he does to me when the family is around, he embarrasses me to no end. Gotta get'em back one way or another. Then ahm goin into town and to Sugarcube. Pinkie's got some orders for me. Ahm goin to do mah best to avoid Rainbow, Ah don't have time to do any of her silly challenges t'day. Plus at Pinkie's party for who know what t'night ah'll get to challenge her all she's wantin. But first, ah need to get to buckin them apples. Have a good day ya'll. *Scarfs down an apple tart and some special vintage cider* With a loud belch and a subtle pardon while smiling sheepishly towards big ol' mac ah bolt outta the door and start mah day. Ah can see he wants to question me about my hair t'day but ah don't give him the chance. Ah run back in and give mah Granny Apple a hug and ask her how she is doin. She smiles and that's good enough fer me. I bolt out the door with a YEE'HAW, and make off towards mah fields.
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RavenAugust 30, 2011 at 10:53 AM
Kick some flank in a Rodeo! I actually participate in them, so...yeah lol
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DR RiddlesAugust 30, 2011 at 10:53 AM
I would have some fun teasing Applebloom
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ElosandeAugust 30, 2011 at 11:09 AM
Participate in a rodeo then meet up with Big Mac and parody the dukes of hazard with the apple truck.
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KnoxEmeraldAugust 30, 2011 at 11:14 AM
Move that gear up!
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Solar FlairAugust 30, 2011 at 11:24 AM
Take pictures of my sexy, sexy, body and send them to my hooman home.

Then take Applebloom, my friends, and Wynonna out for a nice big picnic- treating AJ's body to a day off at the same time.

Continue my day off with spa time with Rarity. Let her dress me up nice, but not too frufru. Place outfit in Applejack's room displayed nicely for her when she gets back.

Go bother Spike for about an hour by saying "Wha ho there lover boy." repeatedly.

Pretend I'm deaf for awhile as an excuse to yell silly things loudly.

Probably end the day by serving up some hot apple pie. In more ways than one.
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InFamous SpartanAugust 30, 2011 at 11:24 AM
since if i would be new to AJ i would ask Big Mac to know about the way of the Bucking lol
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moerkoetAugust 30, 2011 at 11:25 AM
>build an apple dispenser
>infinite apples
>sell infinite apples for infinity money
>rule the world

Then rape everyone.
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Aoshi StarkAugust 30, 2011 at 11:31 AM
Transformed into my favorite pony now...wat do?

Hmmmmmm...

Rodeo! Aayup...I'd have to go with Rodeo pony. Kick everyone's tail and take home the gold.
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H3llpon3August 30, 2011 at 11:38 AM
I would try not to have her accent... then drink apple beer till i don't care.
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KellethAugust 30, 2011 at 11:42 AM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
1 Eat apples
2 Buck apple tree's
3 Buck Blue Blood
4 Buck the people who thought up and composted the silly pony song.
5 Challenge and defeat Dash once and for all.
6 Drive around in my pink car like the dukes of hazzard.
7 Pimp out Big Mac in the single parts of Canterlot to sell apples
8 Hang out with the rest mane cast
9 Brush my beautiful mane (somehow) and hug myself
10 Eat whateva apple product is for dinner
11 Pull a prank on Applejack before going to bed and leaving her body (hide a music player which plays Silly Pony really quiet for 24/7 and paiting 4 additional apples on each flank)
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KainMurasakiAugust 30, 2011 at 11:48 AM
*Same answer as the other "You are now..." posts*
1. Find Luna
2. Hit on Luna
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