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257 kommentaari:
I WOULD MAKE LOVE TO A TREE!!!
VastaKustutaEnjoy the crap out of my awesome blonde hair.
VastaKustutaKick the crap out of Soldier.
VastaKustutaI would buck. Buck and buck and buck.
VastaKustutaOf course I mean applebucking.
Ah sell apples. Yup
VastaKustuta@chachonimrod
VastaKustutainb4 "I see you ponies associate Applejack with crap dohoho"
Be a silly pony.
VastaKustutaBuckin dem apples! Trying not to forget my darn hat! Have silly competitions against RD.
VastaKustutaI'd probably cruise in my badass pink truck, with Cardboard Twilight keeping my apple haul in check.
VastaKustutaBe frustrated that I'm not a good pony.
VastaKustutaI dunno. Buck apples? Work hard? I don't like being Applejack! It is BORING!
VastaKustutaCan't hear ya, I'm asleep.
VastaKustutaCKCKCK-SHOE! CKCKCK-SHOE!
Mud wrestling with Rainbow Dash.
VastaKustutaStop! Hammer Time!
VastaKustutaI buck the horseapples out of Seth until he changes me back into Rainbow Dash.
VastaKustutaI put on a spectacular trick roping display in the town square, then get together with my friends to organize the Ponyville state fair, if only to prove that AH AM NOT BORING.
VastaKustutaMake love to certain yellow and pink tree.
VastaKustutaBe the best pony.
VastaKustutaWalk around without my hat and watch as ponies gape in awe.
VastaKustutaBtw, Seth, nice two-second format swap complete with no-banner.
VastaKustutaI would confess my love for Rainbow Dash. That's really the only interesting thing I can think of to do as AJ.
VastaKustutaDo rather unspeakable things to/with trees.
VastaKustutaKick Panzer Kampf Wagen VI "Tiger" as far away as I can!
VastaKustuta5 words... Sell apples and apple accessories
VastaKustutaGo to sleep until I get to be an interesting pony :P
VastaKustutaset fire to all the rumors about tree loving and rainbowjack. Start new ones about pyromania, just to make myself have a sudden, completely unexpected edge.
VastaKustutaLearn Zebra martial arts? That about the only non Applejack thing I'd do.
VastaKustutaI would be adorable and completely underrated.
VastaKustutaI dunno. Waiting. As long as you don't choose Derpy for tomorrow, this is my last day as a pony. So maybe I do whatever I forgot the last days... Or something. I don't know.
VastaKustutaOh, wait! I ask the other ponies, what it was like to be me! I was in their bodies, so they must have been in my body, right?
So I ask what they did when they were me. So I'm not THAT surprised tomorrow.
Learn them fancy mathematics. They really whupped my flank last Applebuck Season!
VastaKustutaEnjoy the fact that I'd actually be athletic and in shape for the first time in my life. That, and buck the hell out of the haters who think I'm not a good pony. :p
VastaKustutaSecond choice would be deep, philosophical debates with Big Macintosh. Eeyup.
Go buck Rainbow Dash.
VastaKustutaAnd by buck I mean...
Hit people with my hat.
VastaKustutaAlso give eclairs to Apple Bloom.
This reference is going to go completely under the radar. No one will notice it.
Feel a bit insulted that Ah' been every dang other pony 'afore Ah find mahself bein' Applejack, that's fer shore.
VastaKustutaNo, seriously, I buck apples, act proper, respect and help ponies, tell the truth, and don't give a mule's ass that I'm underappreciated, because I'm doing what's right.
Then I go find Fluttershy and hook up because we make the cutest couple ever.
So now I'm all the mane six? Time to start Season 2 early.
VastaKustutaNo but really, apple harvest season last august 'till december. And peaks in october. So Basicly it looks like there's only one thing to do...
... Chicken Calling with Apple Bloom! "Scootaloo Scoot-Scootaloo!"
Bake apple pies!
VastaKustuta@BlueBreeze Stop having my ideas. Stop it right now.
VastaKustutaBecause I had them second, and two is bigger than one. Nyeh.
After AJ, you should do these "You are now..." things for the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
VastaKustutaWell you have to fight armys of ninjas to save your annoying little sister from the dargon lord
VastaKustutaGo look for Rainbow Dash
VastaKustutaAnd, well you know...
Kill myself shortly after making out with Dashie.
VastaKustutaMake fun of my own accent!
VastaKustuta@Shadow Dragon FFFFFF if there is a "You are now Applebloom" post, my head is almost certainly going to immediately explode.
VastaKustutaCause sexual tension between RainbowDash and myself.
VastaKustutaNo easy task to figure out
VastaKustutaWhy I now love trees
I gave them names, made a shrine
Now they ask me to read
Bedtime stories every night
good night kisses too
raising them while I ignore
my sister Applebloom
Winter wrap up!
Winter wrap u- oh right, forgot to parody it.
1. Make up some horrible disaster, tell everyone about it. Have them believe me because I'm the element of honesty and, therefore, cannot lie.
VastaKustuta2. Buck Apples.
3. Sell Apples.
4. Make Cider.
5. Tell Big Mac that Rainbow Dash is madly in love with him and Vice-Versa.
6. Throw dirt into Carousel Boutique, while laughing manically.
7. Uhhh....I don't know...Set up cage matches between the CMC and DT and SP, I guess.
8. Climb up to the Dragon's Lair from "Dragonshy" and wait there until I turn into somepony else the next day.
Go pick some apples lickity split!
VastaKustutaGo Buck some Apples and sell them....
VastaKustutaWrite a song about California.
VastaKustuta@Fallin' Winter
VastaKustuta...You win again.
Side note: In addition to what I said before, between 1-2, I'd start using my Manehattenite accent again.
(Not really related, but my Spell-Check wants to change "Manehattenite" to "Nonfattening".)
@Select Few
VastaKustutaWell, being one WOULD really reduce the amount of food you eat.
just do what Applejack does best, buck applea and bake.
VastaKustutaPermaglue my hat to my head.
VastaKustutaAdmire mah hat and recor' mahself talkin'!
VastaKustuta@Twahlaght Spahkluh
VastaKustutaThis is true. Unless I eat everypony else's servings, as well.
WHO'S A SILLY PONY
VastaKustutaI'M A SILLY PONY
also i would sing this
because i don't sing enough
Show off your amazing physical skills.
VastaKustutaAlso try to get a coltfriend.
Confess my love to Twilight and go on a date with her because ah'm a boss!
VastaKustutaRejoice to have strength to spare in a pillowfight.
VastaKustutaBe a silly pony, then call RD Dashie and run away laughing.
VastaKustutaRape Apple Bloom.
VastaKustutaWait...Wait a second...
VastaKustutaWe keep hoping from Pony to Pony, most of us messing with their lives, making them do things they normally wouldn't do...
Are we Noctis from the one story on here? I forget what its called at the moment.
@Select Few
VastaKustutaEr, Hopping*
1. Finally be bored of this by now. I've been all of the mane cast. Why should this surprise me?
VastaKustuta2. Give a good buck to a tree just for the heck of it.
3. Huh? Does switching bodies leave the other's accent? THE RAIN IN SPAIN STAYS no it doesn't. Weird.
4. Collect those gems I got as Rarity (thinking smart) and tie them up with a lasso.
5. Run back into twon (she's fast) where the swapped ponies all gather to help Pinkie (who's again swapped with Twilight) get the spell done.
6. The spell is casted. I'm finally about to go home with all of those gems. Don't ask how. It's freaking magic.
I forgot to mention they all laughed at my lack of accent.
VastaKustutaSave Twilight from falling to her doom, Buck half the orchard while all the while being deprived of sleep and rest, run the family business practically by myself, be a good sister and granddaughter and look after my family, be the only one to offer taking Fluttershy up the mountain, have angry sex with Rarity, hug a tree, kick Rainbow Dash's ass at numerous things then love her tenderly, be the iron pony, be the best baker in Ponyville and bake some treats with Pinkie Pie, turn posh if I should so wish, look good in a hat, look good in general with my cute little freckles, talk in my adorable accent, and be the best freakin' pony out of all these ponies YEEEEAHHHH!!!
VastaKustutaBe the best damn pony. YEAH. Well.
VastaKustutaBesides Luna that is.
Be the BEST PONY!! Grub Pony of Ponyville award thingy.
VastaKustutaTalk in dat accent and simply be awesome all day long for errrrrday!!
Hey look buddy, I'm a pony, that means I solve probmlems.
VastaKustutaNot problems like "Twilight screwed up another spell",
because that would fall under the purview of your premise of fanfiction.
I solve practical problems!
Fr'instance...
... How am I gonna save up enough bits ta git me grand'ma a new hip?
The answer...
... Buck some apples. And if that don't work... buck more apples.
Like this here tasty, golden-delitious, little 'ol apple grown by me...
... Picked by me...
... And you'd best a' hope... Not stolen ba' you.
Oh and save Ponyville from stampeding cows, and getting a shiny award thingy, thank ya kindly *takes a bow*
VastaKustutaEat apple products!
VastaKustutaBuck things and scare AppleBloom.
I think it would be time to make all the other ponies fear the power of Honesty! After all, I just got done being the other 5 Elements of Harmony, I should have some pretty sweet blackmail material by now. Tell them that they have to help me build a portal between Earth and Equestria so that, after I leave Applejack's body, I'll still be able to come back and live the ponies. Should they refuse to help me to the best of their power, well, it will be time to start telling everypony else about their deep, dark secrets. And since it's me, Applejack, telling everypony these secrets, they know that they're the truth.
VastaKustutaMWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Also, demand that Hasbro give me a better 'feature' episode than 'Applebuck Season'. I mean, Rainbow dash gets the Sonic Rainboom, Fluttershy gets The Stare, Twilight gets to subdue an Ursa.. I get sleep deprived?? Really?? Hasbro, fix this error, or prepare to see how an apple a day will make the doctor come right away... because I bucked it into your teeth at maximum velocity!!
Dispell rumors about where Applebloom came from.
VastaKustutaBuy an exact replica of my hat and get twilight to send it to the human universe so when i return to human i can have the single most amazing hat ever.
VastaKustutaAlongside my favorite Trilby
Is there a option that is pwning seth
VastaKustutaI have always been curious about how big Sweet Apple Acres is. There is bound to be something hidden in there. There was a treehouse in there that Applebloom didn't know about and she lives there. There is bound to be more. Granny Smith's secret Apple Cider distillery maybe? Or Big Mac's "Special Bush"?
VastaKustutaHahaah Shut up, seth. AJ's awesome.
VastaKustuta1.Buckin the Appletrees
VastaKustuta2.Make Sure I build Applebloom a new club house in the future
3.Learn something from Manehattan.
4.Tell Big Mac that Fluttershy has a crush on him and vice versa.
5.Sleep with Rainbow Dash atop the apple trees.
Dig up all the trees in the orchard and plant Orange trees. It could work! Equestria is weird! Then we could sell orange juice...huh. Not much you can DO with oranges. Bananas? Coconuts?? I'M SO BUCKING SICK OF ALL THESE APPLES
VastaKustutaAlso, visit Rarity and let her give me a makeover. Made-up Applejack would be really, really cute.
1. Go down to Bee Cave, TX, to visit my dear friend the Engineer and have a beer with him.
VastaKustuta2. Grow a beard.
3. Demand a better episode centered around my character in season 2.
4. Grow more beard.
How d'you like them apples?
VastaKustutaDon't bother with 'em fancy mathematics
VastaKustutaSecond best pony?
VastaKustutaI actually haven't the slightest clue what I'd do...
@Shannon Would that make you Orangejack, Bananajack, or Coconutjack?
VastaKustuta(I'd say go with Bananas, you never know when Canterlot might need more.)
Yell out very loudly "IT'S TWALIGHT SPURKLES BALLOON!"
VastaKustutaWhat with all these "You are now" posts, does anyone else feel like they're trapped in an episode of Quantum leap?
VastaKustuta@Select Few
VastaKustutaCanterlot needs more mmm bananas? I know where they can find bananas.
ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Goddamn Seth, this shit isn't New-
VastaKustutaAPPLEJACK?
APPLEJACK IS MY FAVORITE PONY
IF I WAS HER, I WOULD SELL APPLES AND APPLE ACCESSORIES.
MAH APPLES!
VastaKustutaOooh, it just hit me, I have a better idea:
VastaKustutaGo and find my parents!
Seriously, not only do they first leave me and Big MacIntosh with Granny Smith, they obviously came back at a later date, dropped off Apple Bloom, and then LEFT AGAIN!! Are my parents some sort of well-to-do party ponies, who just pop out baby ponies and drop them off at the farm, forcing ponies both too old and too young to take care of the newest offspring? Seriously, there has to be some sort of agency in Canterlot that can help me out with this, right? RIGHT?
Have a hot foursome with Rainbow Dash, Big Mac, and a tree.
VastaKustutaDo something completely out of character and take the day off!
VastaKustutaI'd take the opportunity to further develop my character!
VastaKustutaI don't know, but whatever I did, I'd keep doing it no matter what anypony else said.
VastaKustutaSell some apples for the Apple family!
VastaKustutaBuck apples an' talk with some ack-cent Ah guess.
VastaKustutaDance to thriller cause I'm AppleJackson!
VastaKustutaAutor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustuta@Matrilwood
VastaKustutaAll my internet. You can have it for the awesome Meet the Applejack.
Seein' as how AJ loves to turn a profit, I'd:
VastaKustuta1) Establish Sweet Apple Acres, Inc.
2) Get my IPO out to properly fund our operations
3) Consolidate all apple orchards under our corporate banner
4) ???
5) PROFIT!
6) Fix up that saggy ol' roof, Big Mac's saggy ol' plow, and Granny Smith's saggy ol' hip.
I could go and run the marathon faster then anypony here!
VastaKustutaDrink Apple Moonshine cause I am the one who makes it.
And eat delicious apple pie.
FIND DASH AND KISS HER!!! <3
VastaKustutaI would show up at Rarity's place in an elegant evening gown just to watch her jaw hit the floor.
VastaKustutaWell, it's applebuck season just now, so I reckon there's plenty of work to be goin' on with.
VastaKustutaWait, that's what I'm doing as me. Guess it'd work out pretty well.
As the Element of Honesty, I think my course of action is clear.
VastaKustutaLie, slander, curse. Get to the top of the pile. Imply that Rainbow Dash is a whore.
And start a Ponzi scheme. Which works.
It would be a super good day woul dbe awesome to pick some apples and go to do some sports with Rainbow Dash cause iam(as applejack) super good in sports. Than go for a party with the other ponies cause pinkie always makes the best parties ever and beacause iam applejack i would have the power to finally tolerate that jaded and bit typical fluttershy :D
VastaKustutaI dunno, buck some apples or something...
VastaKustutaAnd go meet Luna because she is best pony.
I think its pretty obvious there, sugercube. I buck them apple trees like there ain't no tomarrah.
VastaKustutaSay "sugarcube" and wear mah hat around town.
VastaKustutaI would realise I'm on the last of the mane six and that now I have to go to Princess Celestia for help... but first,
VastaKustutaI'm on a farm and I'm bucking a tree
Buck, Buckerty tree
Bucking a tree
(50 Bits to whoever gets the reference)
1. Sell apples and apple accessories.
VastaKustuta2. Look at what Applebloom's trying out now for her cutie mark and say: "That filly ain't right."
3. "Pinkie Pie, you giblet head, what the hay is goin' on here?"
I'd buck some trees just for fun of it. Then probably run around orchard to see if there is something odd/interesting in there, meet with CMC in their tree-house on my way back home. Find Rainbow and compete with her to show that stubborn pony who's the best athlete! Hug her after arguing and go home to bake some apple pies with Granny. Find out something about my parents, I'm really curious who are they. Scream 'yeehaw!' sometimes during the day.
VastaKustutaIf I have time, go to Hasbro and tell them to finally make an interesting episode about me, this 'Applebuck Season' only ruined everything.
Buck apples and continue to be the best and most beautiful pony.
VastaKustutaOh yes.
I would stop learning mah physics right now, coz these fancy mathematics just muddy up the Issue...
VastaKustutaBuck apples, all day, every day.
VastaKustutaThen I'd sell apples and apple accessories.
@krypqe
VastaKustutaExactly :D
Well... I'd make a marketing campaign for apples, detail it for Applejack when she comes back, and only then run to Twilight Sparkle.
VastaKustutaGo off on an epic apple-filled quest to further develop my character.
VastaKustutaI be the best pony.
VastaKustutaI've been waitin for this.
VastaKustutaI give apple bloom the biggest hug a sister can give.
Wear a hat and look awesome.
VastaKustutaDefo sleep with Rainbow Dash...
VastaKustutaMake myself popular so I'm not last for everything...
VastaKustutaAgain.
Shucks, I could do most anything I want, I reckon, being the most athletic, skilled, and multi-talented pony in all Ponyville.
VastaKustutaSex up Big Mac!!!
VastaKustuta1. Get busy helping everypony else with their problems since they are completely helpless without me.
VastaKustuta2. Suddenly, GIANT MANTICORE ATTACKS!
3. A hog-tied giant manticore is delivered to the Ponyville zoo with an apple in its mouth.
Do... whatever Applejack does.
VastaKustutaSpend some quality time with Apple Bloom
VastaKustutaSurprise Rarity by joining her at the spa
Seduce Soarin' with apple pies
YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW.
VastaKustutaThat is all.
Cry about my parents dying in a flood/fire/storm.
VastaKustutaSo many things... I don't even know where to start.
VastaKustutaYou don't want to know...
VastaKustutaDisregard haters, acquire apples.
VastaKustutaBe BRUTALLY honest with every pony to make them cry.
VastaKustutaFigure out whether I'm a lesbian or not to finally put that discussion to bed. (hehe... to bed.)
Also if Ashley Ball were to become a pony, would she be Applejack or Rainbowdash?
BUCK APPLES
VastaKustutaBUCK TREES
BUCK RAINBOW DASH
BUCK EVERYTHING
BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK
Start bucking every single thing in Equestria for no actual reason
VastaKustutaCut loose. Get drunk. Have Pinkie help me throw a country style party and put on a record of Country Girls Shake It For Me.
VastaKustutaDiscuss the merits of stetsons with Matt Smith-incarnation Doctor Whooves.
VastaKustutaKick the heck outta all my trees then lick RBD's wings.
VastaKustutado some filly foolin' and enjoy actually being in shape.
VastaKustutaAlso, eat apple treats.
Maybe take a day off from the applebucking, Big Mac should be able to handle one day on his own, and then he could take a day off tomorrow while I buck apples.
VastaKustutaspeak in accent all the time...
VastaKustutaClop.
VastaKustutaAH LOVE MAH ACK-SCENT!
VastaKustutaWell the first thing Ah'll do is...
VastaKustutaBuck some apples! (LIKE A BOSS)
Work on the farm! (LIKE A BOSS)
Fancy Mathematics! (LIKE A BOSS)
Hit on Rainbow Dash! (LIKE A BOSS)
Get rejected! (LIKE A BOSS)
Swallow sadness! (LIKE A BOSS)
Sell some apples! (LIKE A BOSS)
Turn into a jet! (LIKE A BOSS)
Bomb Canterlot! (LIKE A BOSS)
Crash into Trollestia! (LIKE A BOSS)
Now I'm on the Moon! (LIKE A BOSS)
Have hallucinations about a long dead sibling that ultimately requires I take medication that makes me forget at the price of sedating my emotions and making me apathetic, listen to my Big Mac yell at me, and start to alienate Applebloom.
VastaKustutaThat and love myself immensely for being such a babe.
VastaKustutaOh, ah'll work my flank off during the day, fer sure.
VastaKustutaOnce mah farm chores are done, though, ah'll git into Big Mac's good cider stash, invite tha girls over and show em how tah get bucked up country style.
Time to buck some apples ):D
VastaKustutaAh am Applejack now and Ah am here to spread love and chew hay.
VastaKustutaAnd ah'm all outta hay.
Awww I love her, so I'd do what she is best on.. Buck some Apples biatch!
VastaKustutaAnd well sell Apple fritters, Apple tart, Apple Muffins, Apple Juice, Apple Pie, Apple Fries, Apple Soda, Apple Steak (does it even exists?), and all those Apple stuff to my fello Ponies at Ponyville and then create an emporium. And that will help me get money to buy Granny Smith a new hip! =D
And get Big Macintosh something nice, cuz he is so cool :P
Ohh and tell every single pony I come to cross with " May I beg yer pardon?" haha
Wonder why the hay I ain't loved by the fans more.. :(
VastaKustutaBuck all the people/ponies that I don't like.
VastaKustutaBuck the world, stick my hooves in the dirt
VastaKustuta/esoteric BootCampClik reference
Murder.
VastaKustutaFucking.
Everyone.
I'm a redneck, they knew it was coming.
1. Buck Apples
VastaKustuta2. Iron Pony Competition
3. Bake so many apple Pastries and have a party in the barn.
4. Help with Rainbow Dash's flying tricks.
5. Mess around with Applebloom!!!!
Buck even more apples!
VastaKustuta1) Explain that when Ah say that I ain't got no accent, Ah mean that Ah'd take it as a kindness if ponies didn't automatically shave 50 points off mah IQ the second Ah opened mah mouth.
VastaKustuta2) Sell apples and apple accesories.
3) Yell WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! like Hank Hill because of something Apple Bloom is doing.
Sex with relatives, of course!
VastaKustutaApplejack is best pony.
VastaKustuta1.) Rainbow Dash
VastaKustuta2.) Rainbow Dash
3.) Rainbow Dash
4.) Rainbow Dash
5.) Rainbow Dash
Buck the police.
VastaKustutaWhat is this "1 pony day" you speak of?
VastaKustutaThese things seem to go like this:
VastaKustutaX the crap out of Y.
Kick flank and chew apples. And i am all out of apples.
VastaKustutaIf I were human, I'd be Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory.
VastaKustutaBecome the Iron Pony
VastaKustutaHowdy howdy howdy!
VastaKustutaFix my utter misuse of vernacular southern pronouns.
VastaKustuta> Buck apples I guess?
VastaKustuta> What else do you do?
There's an else?
I would do some unexpected things to show other ponies that I'm not boring.
VastaKustutaI would fuck EVERYTHING in sight. Including me.
VastaKustutaPick apples! Cause, you know, that's what we do! We um...pick 'em.
VastaKustutaRun around everywhere exclaiming "BUCK YEAH!! AH'M APPLEJACK!!" and then go jack some apples.
VastaKustutaApplejack is second best pony.
VastaKustutaI would apples.
I'd have sex with all my relatives including Applebloom, and then I would fuc- I mean buck apples.
VastaKustutaEVERYTHING
VastaKustutaBuck ALL the apples. Then uhhhhh do a dance?
VastaKustutaMake a ton of money by baking some apple pie, apple cobbler, apple strudel, apple turnovers, apple cake, apple fries, apple fritters, apple...
VastaKustutaWell, if you ask me there are a few certain people I know that deserve to be bucked into next week...
VastaKustuta...in the family jewels...
Make Money and wear that hat liek a boss!
VastaKustutaWell, since, as Rainbow Dash, I already confessed my undying love for Applejack, I don't think AJ needs to confess back to Rainbow.
VastaKustutaSo I think I'd just cuddle and love Rainbow Dash...
(And maybe buck her...)
I would probably go Buck around with a certain Rainbow-maned Pegasus, then a tree, and then a bookworm, and then a marshmallow, and then a party animal, and then the Moon Princess. Lots'a buckin' around.
VastaKustutaI MEAN, BUCKING APPLES, THAT IS!
Sorry but I'll have to go with Brony Neumo here. But I'd also race her and do some hoofwrasslin'.
VastaKustuta1) Wake up, see that everything went as calculated but there are still some doubts in my head, I shall wait untill I few more days before making some conclusions.
VastaKustuta2) Later, I would tell the family what happened and try to be the best Applejack replacement I can.
3) Not really an eventfull day but boy I'm mentally tired, I wonder how she does this every freaking day.
4) Tomorrow I could be a princess or a CMC, I'm still waiting to get my doubts solved, during the day i realised I could have asked about Applejack's parents and her hat, but I'm... Afraid?
5) I'm afraid of being right about ym theory.
1. Sing in Applejack's voice until everypony Ponyvile is sick of it.
VastaKustuta2. Focus on athletics.
3. Eventually get revenge on all the unicorns and pegusi. "FILTHY EARTH PONY THIS!"
4. Rule new Equestria.
I'd probably clop actually.
VastaKustutaAnd then do the things Applejack normally does.
Find some fools and buck them in the face.
VastaKustuta(Im not going all out and elaborate like the last few. LOL prolly annoying ya'll with uber posts of text walls)
VastaKustutaHmmmm lemme see here. Ah guess ah would go and let mah hair down. C'rtanly need to change mahself up once an a while. Get muh apple buckin done fer the day. Make a stupid bet with ol' Mac that he is surely to loose an have a good laugh at 'im. Wha!? It's all in good fun. *laughs* You have no idea what he does to me when the family is around, he embarrasses me to no end. Gotta get'em back one way or another. Then ahm goin into town and to Sugarcube. Pinkie's got some orders for me. Ahm goin to do mah best to avoid Rainbow, Ah don't have time to do any of her silly challenges t'day. Plus at Pinkie's party for who know what t'night ah'll get to challenge her all she's wantin. But first, ah need to get to buckin them apples. Have a good day ya'll. *Scarfs down an apple tart and some special vintage cider* With a loud belch and a subtle pardon while smiling sheepishly towards big ol' mac ah bolt outta the door and start mah day. Ah can see he wants to question me about my hair t'day but ah don't give him the chance. Ah run back in and give mah Granny Apple a hug and ask her how she is doin. She smiles and that's good enough fer me. I bolt out the door with a YEE'HAW, and make off towards mah fields.
Kick some flank in a Rodeo! I actually participate in them, so...yeah lol
VastaKustutaI would have some fun teasing Applebloom
VastaKustutaParticipate in a rodeo then meet up with Big Mac and parody the dukes of hazard with the apple truck.
VastaKustutaMove that gear up!
VastaKustutaTake pictures of my sexy, sexy, body and send them to my hooman home.
VastaKustutaThen take Applebloom, my friends, and Wynonna out for a nice big picnic- treating AJ's body to a day off at the same time.
Continue my day off with spa time with Rarity. Let her dress me up nice, but not too frufru. Place outfit in Applejack's room displayed nicely for her when she gets back.
Go bother Spike for about an hour by saying "Wha ho there lover boy." repeatedly.
Pretend I'm deaf for awhile as an excuse to yell silly things loudly.
Probably end the day by serving up some hot apple pie. In more ways than one.
since if i would be new to AJ i would ask Big Mac to know about the way of the Bucking lol
VastaKustuta>build an apple dispenser
VastaKustuta>infinite apples
>sell infinite apples for infinity money
>rule the world
Then rape everyone.
Transformed into my favorite pony now...wat do?
VastaKustutaHmmmmmm...
Rodeo! Aayup...I'd have to go with Rodeo pony. Kick everyone's tail and take home the gold.
I would try not to have her accent... then drink apple beer till i don't care.
VastaKustutaYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
VastaKustuta1 Eat apples
2 Buck apple tree's
3 Buck Blue Blood
4 Buck the people who thought up and composted the silly pony song.
5 Challenge and defeat Dash once and for all.
6 Drive around in my pink car like the dukes of hazzard.
7 Pimp out Big Mac in the single parts of Canterlot to sell apples
8 Hang out with the rest mane cast
9 Brush my beautiful mane (somehow) and hug myself
10 Eat whateva apple product is for dinner
11 Pull a prank on Applejack before going to bed and leaving her body (hide a music player which plays Silly Pony really quiet for 24/7 and paiting 4 additional apples on each flank)
*Same answer as the other "You are now..." posts*
VastaKustuta1. Find Luna
2. Hit on Luna