Four of them came back with super powers, and the other seventeen cryogenically froze themselves, because absolutely nothing else in this world could possibly top the experience they all shared while reading what has come to be known as the ultimate masterpiece of human intelligence.
"Every once in a while you get the chance to read a story that sets the bar for it's entire genre. This story will forever be the one by which all others are measured. You are witnessing greatness here ponies." -Pre Reader gifted with the ability to create life.
"There's a certain level of writing that simply cannot be explained to the regular reader. It cannot be comprehended. It's quality is so far past it's time that few, if any, will be able to recognize it's greatness." -Pre Reader gifted with the ability to cure any illness, and imbue their patient with immortality.
"A boundary shattering tale that pushes the envelope on what fanfiction can be."-Pre Reader gifted with the ability to travel across time and space.
"I wept pure hot tears
Literature so awesome
My world, now spiders"-Pre Reader Gifted with the ability to Haiku about anything"I came"-Pre Reader... I'd rather not mention his new powers.
Author: Argembarger
Description: After a spell misfires, Twilight and Big Macintosh find themselves trapped in a world like none they've ever seen before. Together, they will face adventure, hardship, loss and longing, as their shared experience brings them closer together.
Spiderses
Additional Tags: spell misfire motherhood irony metaphor
NOT FANFICTION: This is an EXPERIENCE
512 comments:
I cried reading this, knowing that I would never again hold such perfection in my hooves. Indeed, I shall wonder till the end of my days if anything could ever be so much bigger and 8
ReplyDeleteI wish I could write like this. I don't know if I can read another fanfic again, I was absolutely floored. There is so much good writing here... The metaphors... I have no words to describe this.
ReplyDeletethird?
ReplyDeleteThis is the greatest thing I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteI want to have the Author's spider babies through spider sex.
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ReplyDeleteIs this a joke...it's a joke, right?
ReplyDeleteThere's... nothing compares. Absolutely nothing. This is the physical manifestation of Glory.
ReplyDeleteManly tears were shed.
ReplyDeleteThis... is something to treasure.
ReplyDeleteit's an obnoxious joke. Fun is over.
ReplyDeleteWait, I forgot! I wasted my last comment, dammit! PMVs of bad fanfictions are MY territory! All I need now is a dramatic reading...
ReplyDeleteI hate it when I have spider sex with Big Mac.
ReplyDeleteBestfic is best fic.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteHaters gonna hate
There is a reason I only do Non fan-fiction its because I don't have the attention span to read anything this long
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeletey so hipster?
I...
ReplyDeleteWhat. Is. Wrong. With. You.
After looking at the tag on the pastbin copy, I think...that ED has been trolled.
ReplyDeleteoh dear god this is so awesome i don't fucking even.
ReplyDeleteA true masterpiece.
ReplyDeleteBabies -EVERYWHERE-!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think my English teacher just had a heart attack from me reading this.
ReplyDelete5 Stars? More like 12 Stars.
ReplyDeleteI personally found the parallels to Industrial-era Britain to be a bit forced, but the use of Big Mac as a stand-in for modern day Corporate America was truly masterful.
Ok, I'll play along; best thing ever!
ReplyDeleteBlows stories like past sins and fallout equestria right out of the water.
ReplyDelete5/5
~Scratch
SETH! YOU TROLLING BASTARD! I TRUSTED YOU! I TRUSTED YOUR PRE-READERS! HELL, I TRUSTED SOME COMMENTS AND LET THE NEIGH SAYERS GO... AND FOR WHAT? THIS??? IF THIS IS GOD LIKE, THEN WHAT THE HELL IS PEN STROKE'S "PAST SINS"?
ReplyDeleteOn a lighter note, the lulz had reading this remind me so fondly of "Half Life: Full Life Consequences"
I . . man, I got through about five paragraphs and my readerbits just up and quit. Too much for me to handle! @.@
ReplyDelete. . but seriously, I couldn't stand the . . . er . . 'awesomeness' and gave up. Does this mean I won't get super powers? o.o
... one sentence in and uh...
ReplyDeleteI got nuttin'.
Sexual themes? what the fuck sethisto? why are you putting such shit on a pedestal? Two words you sicko: FUCK YOU
ReplyDeleteI read plenty of fan fiction, but rarely do I come across something so magnificent it changes the way I think about not only the fandom but about life.
ReplyDeleteblack and white
bubbles
Spiderses
@ROBCakeran53
ReplyDeleteWait till the live reading comes out =P
He's working on it
Words escape me.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteumad bro?
Could I get a english translation for this fic? I'm sure the awesomeness will engulf my mind and and body once I can read it.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to see no fanfictions.
ReplyDeleteSeth, you hurt my feelings.
this fic is awful...
ReplyDelete@TenchiFreak5
ReplyDeleteSpike as the state of National Healthcare was really well-handled, I thought; especially for as delicate as the subject is right now.
Ok, Ive never seen *GODLIKE* Before. This should be really good I presume.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I know what my friday will consist of, Reading this.
I don't get it. The spelling was horrible, and I couldn't really tell what the story was. How'd this get past all the pre-readers? ::Blink Blink:: Explain?
ReplyDelete"Oh wow, this must be really good..."
ReplyDelete*starts reading*
I am not amused.
I guess a few of you missed the "irony" tag, huh?
ReplyDeleteI trusted you, Seth. And you gave me...that.
ReplyDeleteHowever, the lulz I had were equal to that of the lulz I had when I read Full Life Consequences or DEAD RISNIG 3: DEAD FLYING, so thats pretty cool.
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ReplyDelete*slow clap*
ReplyDelete@Streek471
ReplyDeleteWell I certainly am =D
According to the rules of the internet, the only way to survive being trolled like this is to troll everyone else the same way... Seth since when did you play by the rules...
ReplyDelete@NinesTempest
ReplyDeleteNo but congratulations on clarifying yourself as a retard. *clap**clap**clap**clap*
Nothing made me ever feel the way like when I read this.
ReplyDeleteIt was incredible! I lost my will to live. From here on out it can only go downwards...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I couldn't get past the first paragraph.
ReplyDeleteWhy is there no shipping tag? Sethisto, this is an outrage!
ReplyDelete@RenegadeProtagonist
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of the point, yes.
TRULY THE GLORY IS AT HAND. ALL HAIL.
ReplyDeleteSeth: biggest troll to ever walk the bronydom
ReplyDeletePfft. All your reviews are NOTHING! This is a litarary Masterpiece, only worthy of ROYALTY! ROYALTY I SAY!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who doesn't appreciate this?
ReplyDeleteI have not truly been alive before this moment.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeletewhy can't you hold all those mads?
The hell is going on in here?
ReplyDeleteTotallyExpected/5
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeletee.e
It's right there on the second line of "labels:"
No other fanfic can compare! We should all just go kill ourselves because no one will ever top this fic!
ReplyDelete@NinesTempest
ReplyDeleteY can't I hold all this idiocy?
WTF is this shit in my non-fiction filters?
ReplyDelete"Contains: Sexual themes and Ideologically sensitive material"
Very reassuring...
This is truly a masterpiece. Anyone who doesn't see the brilliance of this amazing piece of literature is blind. Literally blind, because no one can say with a straight face that this won't be the most influential story of the 21st century and beyond. Thus bringing us to a new era with such a jump of storytelling quality not seen since the invention of the printing press.
ReplyDeleteThe experience and emotions tied to reading Spiderses are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax. It's a fanfic of sparking paradox. It's cacophonous yet tranquil, experimental yet familiar, foreign yet womb-like, spacious yet visceral, textured yet vaporous, awakening yet dreamlike, infinite yet 134 lines. It will cleanse your brain of those little crustaceans of worries and inferior fanfics clinging inside the fold of your gray matter. The harrowing texts hit from unseen angles and emanate with inhuman genesis. When the page tab closes, and it occurs that one man created this, it's clear that Argembarger must be the greatest writer alive, if not the best since you know who. A breathing person made this fanfic! And you can't wait to dive back in and try to prove that wrong over and over.
ReplyDelete@ZAquanimus
ReplyDeletenope. But that DOES make you a humorless boob.
@Lunar Apologist
ReplyDeleteIndeed. And the scene where he is attacked by the spiders is a perfect satire of the recent revival of 1950s-era Red Scare politics.
*facehoof* times NINE THOUSAND!!!
ReplyDeleteConsarnit seth, y u do this to us? You think you're funny, don't you? Well... I chuckled a little. But that's it.
I love you so much right now.
ReplyDeleteThis is beautiful!
ReplyDeleteWe need fanart, live readings, and a GMOD version of this fic FAST!!!
THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER MADE EVER AND IT MADE ME WANT TO EAT A GIRAFFE
ReplyDeleteEh, I don't think the Meriam Webster character was flushed out enough. I understand the author's intention to make his backstory mysterious which adds to the overall mood, but I was really hoping to hear about how he got into the position he was in.
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't for that, I'd be giving it 5 stars
*Activates slow clap processor*
ReplyDeleteClap-Clap *pStPOp*
Great the dam thing even broke my slow clap processor... How am I supposed to entertain my self NOW!
Blasted trolls.
Have... I been troll'd? I... I cannot Believe it!
ReplyDeleteI shall banish myself to the depths of the Everfree forest because of my inablity to realize i've been troll'd.
Good bye cruel and beautiful world!
@Anonymous
ReplyDelete... Eh. I got nothing.
There's Celestia tier, and then there's this.
ReplyDeleteSeth just wanted to see the comments this post would produce. We all lose for providing him with comments.
ReplyDeleteI think I've developed the ability to stop time. Thank you, Spiderses. And thank you too, Seth.
ReplyDeletewelp, time to shut down EQD, ponychan, ponybooru, all of it. the fandom is over, guys. it has completed its masterpiece. everybody go home, ride's over.
ReplyDeleteGreat. way to waste a great cover pic seth. I am dissapoint
ReplyDeleteWe got just trolled... so hard... but I can't stop laughing...
ReplyDeleteok in a seriousness that was a hilariously bad trollfic :D
ReplyDeleteAmazing... simply amazing. I wish I had such talent and skill as to write such a novel novel.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteYes we have broken our greatest rule:
Don't feed the parasprites. I am truly ashamed
Life would have been better for her if she'd had moar regualr pony sex
ReplyDeleteCELESTIA'S TEATS, SETH.
ReplyDeleteWHAT UNHOLY MADNESS HATH THOU WROUGHT UP0N OUR DECENT MINDS!
"Celestia-tier" needs to step aside; we now have "Spiderses-tier". It only has one single entry: this fanfic. Nothing else will ever reach that tier. It's a whole new plane of existence.
ReplyDeleteDoes john freeman make an appearance in this fic?
ReplyDeleteReverse of what everyone else says.
ReplyDeleteIt can only go up from here.
P.S. Blaurg D:
~Appletank
Wait, if you actually get to the middle of it, it becomes a coherent story, but then it goes back to being awesome again. I was starting to get worried for a second.
ReplyDeleteSeth - greatest troll on the internet
ReplyDeleteTrollsethia
ReplyDelete@ZAquanimus
ReplyDeleteNope. I'm right there with you.
What is this site?
ReplyDeleteI don't usually see, but when I do, it's what you have done here.
ReplyDeleteDiS dezrves big and eight sTars fr all the espider sex and draining spik's fluids
ReplyDeleteOK, I assume the back-trolling is over this far down the page, so I'll just say this; ROFLMAOPIMPNHAHALOL
ReplyDeleteNothing can compare to DOOM: Repercussions of Evil or Half Life: Full Life Consequences
ReplyDeleteI expected moere hawt spider secks :c
@TenchiFreak5
ReplyDeleteI thought so, too! And of course, the descriptions of the young's growth within their eggs reminded me greatly of the New Deal and programs like it; though others would perhaps argue that it's more accurate to think of them as representing the plight of the working man in Depression-Era America.
Poppycock, says I.
Someone do a dramatic reading of this NOW. IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN, DAMN IT.
ReplyDeleteTrollisto is troll.
ReplyDeleteI did, however learn a valuable lesson from this fic:
apparently Milton cures bad grammar poisoning...
God dammit seth. TOO GOOD AT TROLLING.
ReplyDeleteThis needs to be the new standard for spelling and grammar in the English language.
ReplyDeleteSPIDERSES BACKFLIPPED OUT OF THE SKY.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE TO KILL FAST.
AND FANFICS TOO SLOW.
are we ponys
ReplyDeleteno
WE ARE SPIDERs!
=|
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeletewhy is everything bigger and 8?
At first I heard the beautiful comments, and was afraid for my own fanfic...
ReplyDeleteNow... This fic made me laugh, cry and inspired me to do my best to achieve the impossible...
I can't bring the same feelings to my readers with my story that this one has...
But I can try... I can Dream...
...I actually believed the whole thing for a second, Sethisto. I wanted to believe. Shame on me for being so naive, eh.
ReplyDelete*retreats in a corner, sobbing*
If anything should be banned to the moon its this and quickly, before it destroys my mind.
ReplyDeletespider is now the best pony
ReplyDeleteand the spiders said ok mommy and they wetn back to where sipke was and tehy barfed all his juice back and he was better! spike said t"henk you spiders you are my best friends ' and the spiders made a happy face and then they hugged but this time they didn't drain all of spike's vital fluids
ReplyDeleteI lost all control at this part. This is the part where I received my super powers, as the Pre-Readers did.
I gave up on this two chapters in. You should too unless you want your brain to melt.
ReplyDeleteI blame the drow.
ReplyDeleteThis needs so much fan art.
ReplyDeleteAlso Miriam Webster is best OC.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWAT YOU DID THAR, I C IT!!!!
I am stunned. I was crying in the end... This was the bestest story ever!
ReplyDelete"No! I must befriend the demons" she shouted
ReplyDeleteThe radio said "No, Twilight. You are the demons"
And then Twilight was a zombie.
>calling it an experience
ReplyDeleteSo... it's like The Room? D:
Next time anyone asks me to describe anything I will answer "it was like a crunchy potato chip bag full of chips got throwed into an chainlink fence"
ReplyDeleteI think I saw a grammar error in the fifth paragraph.
ReplyDeleteI read Cupcakes and this wonderful masterpiece and i am still sane, i think...
ReplyDeleteSo i guess i got the Immortal Braincells Superpower
*yay*
And then John was a zombie
ReplyDeleteSeth Has obtained Trollestia tier troll.
ReplyDelete@Bitmun
ReplyDeleteHow about a dramatic reading, over a garys mod video? a la "Full life consequences"
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteWHAT YOU DID THAR
I HAVE SEEN IT
Seth, I would like to thank you for sharing this masterpiece with us bronies. My existence has now become complete
ReplyDelete..The fuck did I just read?
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious.
Rated Mature for the Ideologically Sensitive
ReplyDeleteYeah, saw *that* coming. Call it sheer preservation instinct from overexposure to awesomeness. :D
ReplyDeleteOh my god Seth... You troll master of trolls... Torllestia gives you her blessings.
ReplyDeleteYou know what, I'm not even gonna play along. This shit was, in the famous words of Charles Barkley, " Just Turrible."
ReplyDelete@ROBCakeran53
ReplyDeleteoh yes, this masterful piece of work IS fim fiction's version of full life consequences. It's overarcing majesty and literary might will be spoken of in hushed whispers throughout the halls of equestria daily and indeed, the world, for an age and a half.
I cried. I wept. I was locked up in the looney bin.
I have no words.
It's................................. *nice*
ReplyDeletebut,seriously?
Hahahahahahahahaha WIN.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteIndeed...
@Lunar Apologist
ReplyDeleteBut the ending! Oh Celestia, the ending.
Is it truly better to go against your principles for a better, easier life? I must say that I'm ambivalent about the concept, and that not this is really the story's only flaw, though I sense a sequel hook in that respect that will answer my questions better.
@Kits
ReplyDeleteOh this is an attempt at humour?
I wasn't aware.
I see nothing like Colbert or Monty Python in here.
Nor any of the joyous fun of MLP.
Strange.
Guess I don't know humour.
Google accounts not working for me on this site anymore >:(
ReplyDeleteOK! So, I saw this post here and read "GODLIKE" in all those pretty colors! Then I read Seth's comment on this and the pre-readers'. I was intrigued, to say the least.
I mean, GOD-LIKE? GODLIKE! It says right there: GODLIKE! Not even FoE has the tag godlike and it is the best story I've read in this fandom (though, I'll admit I haven't read too many. Quite busy with reviewing and writing myself)
So, I clicked the link. Read the first sentence and realize instantly that this is a trollfic! I think "WTF!? How can a trollfic be GODLIKE!?" And, after reading the first 2 paragraphs, I'm sorry to say that this story is NOT GODLIKE.
IT IS GODESSLIKE!!! I was almost rofl'ing after 2 paragraphs! Could be the mood I'm in, but that is awesome. Good trollfics are rare, but once found, they make you laugh like few other things can.
I'll give some form of feebdack (depending on how much air is left in my lungs) once I finish reading this story.
"chapter two : spiders"
Already, this fic has made my day. And night. Though, I'll say that this is a disgrace to grammar, and my inner editor is screaming like an alicorn being raped by both Luna and Celestia's horn... oh god I must cut down on FoE D:
My mentality just exploded. Twice. This is GOD GODESSESLIKE!!!
MILLIONS!?!??!?! AHAHAHAHHFASUIDDDDFJGHDFKGHDFJGJDA *explosion*
You know, it wasn't too long ago that I said "Stories need to stop sending Spike away just to save work, it's getting over-used and readers notice it, negatively. Use him, or do SOMETHING else with him. Maybe kill him? :D" And you actually managed to do both of these. Oh, btw, spoiler? :P
Excellent!
Barfed it up? THAT WAS THE LIMIT I'M GOING TO AHAHAHAHHAHAGGAHAHA *explosions X999 999 999*
TL DR; I'm allergic to godlikeness *reads story* R.I.P
5/5. Pure comedy.
Reading that is like letting a spider crawl into my brain and make spider babies and I don't know where this metaphor is going. >_>
ReplyDelete@ZAquanimus
ReplyDelete... You... don't like trollfics?
Theat were most best fanfic ever even more than the one with the little bitty Nyx because of nyx was not spider.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA wow. Humanity has gone further up shits creek without a paddle.
ReplyDelete@NinesTempest
ReplyDeleteI guess he doesn't like trollfics.
My brain couldn't hold the majesty before the first paragraph ended...it broke me.
apparently U can't hold all the MADS
To the Author: You horrible, magnificent bastard! This story had everything: death, sex, spiders, grammar and spelling that would make Jules Verne roll in his grave (from how awesome it is, of course) and it had a happy ending. Yay!
ReplyDeleteNow, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the Brain Bleach!
I hate it when everythings eight. =\
ReplyDelete@ZAquanimus
ReplyDeleteYour not alone. I found this extremely pointless.
Oh, Sethisto, you card
ReplyDelete@Midnight Shadow
ReplyDeleteLike I said "a humorless boob"
Well, I had tears in my eyes alright...Of laughter.
ReplyDeleteGod damn it, I was totally fooled until I opened that link. And even then I kept thinking "Wait...what? No, this is a mistake..."
I couldn't even get half way through it. On part because of laughing too hard and also on part of a fear of what would happen to my sanity if I went through with this one...
Well, that story was epic! It was funny! It was sad. It was a riot! everything mashed up into one great story!
ReplyDeleteIf an author admits it's a trollfic, then the humor is not only lost, but it never existed in the first place.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a seven-year-old who says a joke, laughs at his own joke, and then explains his joke to his parents, whose only response is to smile and nod, or just outright ignore him.
It's 2011. Trollfics lost their value years ago.
@John
ReplyDeleteIt physically hurt to read it, but it's like shedding your skin...or giving birth to spiderses everywhere.
Everything is now bigger and 8
why an i reeding this wiht the voise of "Half Life: Full Life Consequences" ? :D
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
So all it takes to get your own post on here and have people go crazy for your work is to go full retard while writing a fanfic? ...
ReplyDeleteWell, crap. This looks like we've all been trolled. Sethisto, I do believe you are a jerk.
ReplyDeleteHow come RAPE isn't in the tags cause obviously that's what this fic is doing to everyone AND I AIN'T JOINING.
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it!
ReplyDeleteThis is the pony version of "My Immortal"- the worst fanfiction ever written.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbK_dbsCu0
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note, all I did was write the thing initially; anything beyond that is out of my hands and I was not responsible for it.
ReplyDeletedon'tknowifregret
This made me explode twice. Great work to whoever crafted this.
ReplyDeleteWhy are people going nuts over this? It's completely devoid of humor and has no value at all. Even if you take this for exactly what it is, it's still bad.
ReplyDeleteDamnit Seth, I don't want to see Fanfiction in the Not-Fanfiction section of the site.
ReplyDeleteAt least follow your own rules once and a while.
I despise you all.
ReplyDelete@Moshalas
ReplyDeletehe posted right above you!
I don't normally read fanfics, but my god...I...I'm speechless after reading such literature. It truly blows my mind such inspiration can impact the most brilliant of writers. Just.....wow...
ReplyDeleteThis is the Citizen Kane of Fanfiction. Nothing compares.
ReplyDeleteStuff like this is why we love you Seth. xD
ReplyDelete-The Jack
They rapin everybody out here
ReplyDeleteI came and I exploded.
ReplyDelete@AnonymousSeriously? Past sins blows this horse shit out of the water. But it is good as what it is, an awesome TROLLfic, as in, not to be compared to real fics. It is the best trollfic ive ever seen though, unless someone poniesed my immortal
ReplyDeleteThis is the best trolling i have ever seen in my entire life
ReplyDeleteSPOILER SPOILER
Oh god
ReplyDeleteWHAT
It was awesome.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThis is a trollfic so powerful, I rage everytime I try to read it until everything is bigger and 8. And I know it's a trollfic.
To be fair, you can't blame it on blogpony, there's far too much awesome in this this story not to share the pain.
LOL XD JUST LIKE FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES HUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUHEUEHEUE
ReplyDeletePut your fanfiction shit out of the non fanfiction mode.
@Anonymous Ok, everypony, its a horribly written troll fic. Were all praising it like its the best. Ha ha ha. There, I laughed. This joke got older than chuck norris jokes exept hyperspeedy. This is an awesome troll fic though.
ReplyDeleteI... I don't even.
ReplyDeleteI DO NOT EVEN.
As Half Life Full Life Consequences was put into Gmod, so this timeless classic shall be made with clips from the cartoon series.
ReplyDeleteThis Isn' t a request, THIS IS A DEMAND.
This fic was like a crunchy potato chip bag full of chips got throwed into an chainlink fence and i dont know wer this metaphor goesing.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it was that.
"She screamed a little bit but not really becasue she was trying to be brave like rainbow dash would be brave if she was a spider and flying at spider babies."
ReplyDeleteI lol'd.
But yeah, this kind of convinced me I should read fanfic. Thanks for putting it in non-fanfiction. Is there a Bronies Guide to Fan-Fiction: Must Read?
“By the ballsacks of a thousand star-devils, who dropped the moon on us?”
ReplyDelete-Xenith
In b4 "everything is bigger and eight" becomes canon
ReplyDelete@Kits
ReplyDeleteIt's ok. When things like this happen, I kinda go nuts.
I don't care how good you think it is, don't tag a story as not-a-story.
ReplyDeleteLOL xD so random!!!
ReplyDeleteO GOD YES ITS BEAUTIFUL.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE BEEN SHOWN THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD
Your faithful studnt, Twilight Spackle...
ReplyDelete@Mr. Wonko
ReplyDeleteScroll down to the bottom of EqD, click on Fanfiction Archive. Look for [6 stars]
Start with "Storm" =P
I never expected such a joke coming from EQD. I'm disappointed, really.
ReplyDeleteEither that, or i'm terribly missing something here, because the story i read
IS a joke.
At first I was like "Woah!"
ReplyDeleteThen I was like "Woah..."
Lastly I was like "Woah."
This makes Fallout Equestria look like crap.
ReplyDeleteI spent an hour thinking about reviewing this, I decided to do what any sane pony would do, put a ton of warning labels everywhere and said, "don't waste your time"
ReplyDelete@Freekles1245
ReplyDelete"because the story i read IS a joke."
THAT'S THE JOKE!
Youtube "full life consequences" or "my immortal"
and the pants were dead.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part is how all spelling and punctuation becomes perfectly correct for a few paragraphs as the spiders swarm Spike.
ReplyDelete>"so much bigger and 8"
ReplyDeleteMy life is complete.
Oh God! I can see forever!
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to do an epic reading of this now and post it to YouTube. Who among you bronies will step up to this task and live up to FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES?
Ummm, Sethisto....Umm...This BREAKS every RULE in your SUBMIT section. I do mean EVERY rule. This story is quite possibly the only thing I have seen that is worse then the current Disney animation studio script writers.
ReplyDeleteI was not amused...
ReplyDeleteGary's Mod version read in a ridiculous voice must be made right away.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we just feel a bit of schadenfreude, because we all know we could write better stories.
But they would not be nearly as funny.