• Story: Six Mares in Tanks

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    [Random] [Comedy]

    Author: NightOfAccordionSax
    Description: After living in Ponyville for so long, Twilight is used to strange
    things happening to her and her friends. One would think nothing could
    faze her. However, she may have met her strangest challenge yet. The
    Ponyville penal system! Can she handle the terror of a system designed
    by ponies who weren’t really trying? *Note: story does not contain
    ponies in armored vehicles
    Six Mares in Tanks


    Additional Tags: Main Six, Dialog, Crazy, Jail, Tank,
    Wednesday, August 31, 2011 op
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    34 comments:

    1. GypsyAugust 31, 2011 at 4:01 PM

      surface-to-air Pinkie Pie

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    2. Hio590August 31, 2011 at 4:01 PM

      What a tease

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    3. Frankie TanjuatcoAugust 31, 2011 at 4:01 PM

      Yes! Random and comedy make the perfect combination com tags!

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    4. MuppetzAugust 31, 2011 at 4:02 PM

      Tanks you say?

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    5. TenchiFreak5August 31, 2011 at 4:03 PM

      So random, the title doesn't even make sense.

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    6. banannagramAugust 31, 2011 at 4:04 PM

      Oh boy.

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    7. ZatheyllAugust 31, 2011 at 4:04 PM

      *Note: story does not contain
      ponies in armored vehicles

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    8. Pinkie PieAugust 31, 2011 at 4:13 PM

      *Note: story does not contain ponies in armored vehicles... I died a little inside

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    9. MihailKAugust 31, 2011 at 4:14 PM

      I see what you did there.

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    10. GypsyAugust 31, 2011 at 4:14 PM

      that was intresting 3/5

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    11. KyleAugust 31, 2011 at 4:16 PM

      > "Ponies in Tanks"
      :D

      > "Does not contain ponies in armored vehicles"
      :(

      > *Reads the story*
      XD

      A very silly little read, and it makes sense surprisingly. Would recommend

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    12. MuppetzAugust 31, 2011 at 4:17 PM

      @Pinkie Pie
      I know that feel bro

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    13. AnonymousAugust 31, 2011 at 4:17 PM

      Consarnit, I want ponies in M1 Abrams!

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    14. Fritz XAugust 31, 2011 at 4:18 PM

      I'm severely disappointed in the lack of armored ground attack vehicles.

      As Gypsy said, the story's quite interesting. Nice read. End of transmission.

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    15. AnonymousAugust 31, 2011 at 4:18 PM

      That was surprising and amusing. Well done.

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    16. Darkhawk1August 31, 2011 at 4:19 PM

      @Pinkie Pie

      Yeah, that one was my bad. I asked for clarification as to what the word, "Tank," meant... and the rest is history.

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    17. John PerryAugust 31, 2011 at 4:24 PM

      Oh...those kinds of tanks...

      Totally silly and random. My favorite kind of fanfic!

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    18. JV ElEvenAugust 31, 2011 at 4:45 PM

      Great misleading but not misleading title, and a very, very random story.

      Overall, I liked it very much. But I can only say three words: WTF!?!?!?

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    19. Mather MaddoxAugust 31, 2011 at 4:52 PM

      Hahaha!

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    20. Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceAugust 31, 2011 at 5:06 PM

      First thing I thought of when I read the title was drunk tanks. Then I thought, 'No, that'd be too easy.'

      Then I thought of sea ponies in a fish tank.
      I was promptly disappointed.

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    21. Crown8August 31, 2011 at 5:21 PM

      *Note: Story does not contain ponies in armoured vehicles

      that made me sad

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    22. CalbeckAugust 31, 2011 at 5:35 PM

      No tanks whhhhhyyyyyy -:(

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    23. pmcollectorboyAugust 31, 2011 at 5:47 PM

      Advert on the side for a game with an actual tank. Pinkie Pie: Spoooooooooooky.

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    24. AnonymousAugust 31, 2011 at 5:49 PM

      the lack of ponies in armoured vehicles is seriously putting me off from reading this piece of fiction.

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    25. Darth EquusAugust 31, 2011 at 6:01 PM

      I loved the story. Fun and funny.

      As for the facts that it doesn't contain ponies in armored vehicles... WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR! WE MUST MAKE IT HAPPEN! GET WRITING!

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    26. AnonymousAugust 31, 2011 at 6:03 PM

      Despite the lack of armoured vehicles this story was quite enjoyable. We need a prequel of Twlight's night though!

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    27. CanadianAugust 31, 2011 at 6:46 PM

      Baited!

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    28. RHJuniorAugust 31, 2011 at 10:48 PM

      okay, funny, to an extent. But a good bit of fridge horror in there.

      Consider: Twilight was convicted of multiple crimes without a trial, without legal counsel, without an opportunity to mount a defense or confront her accusers, without being informed of what she had done.... without even being WOKEN UP before sentence was carried out. To say nothing of the legal absurdity of some of the charges she and her friends were hit with (public nudity in a civilization with no nudity taboo? Jaywalking in a civilization with no paved roads or cars? Imprisonment for "speeding" and petty larceny?) Mild punishment or no, that's a pretty horrifying legal system. (And considering that dunking was used as a form of torture in the Salem witch trials... maybe not so mild as it might seem. Especially if you're aquaphobic, or can't swim.... or are unconscious when you got dunked)

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    29. Nova25August 31, 2011 at 10:50 PM

      >*Note: story does not contain
      ponies in armored vehicles

      -Oooooowwwwwwww... :(. Why ?

      (sigh)... might read...

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    30. RHJuniorAugust 31, 2011 at 10:50 PM

      Oh, and don't forget that Twilight was more than likely falsely accused, convicted, and sentenced, and her personal record and reputation permanently besmirched....

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    31. DJ VS-3August 31, 2011 at 11:03 PM

      Title - "Six Mares in Tanks"

      "*Note: story does not contain
      ponies in armored vehicles."

      Title is misleading...

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    32. ColdGoldLazarusSeptember 1, 2011 at 12:32 AM

      I don't even care about the lack of armoured vehicles; this was awesome and silly and I want a prequel of Twilight's night. :D

      And it does kinda make sense, as Equestria makes earth as a whole look like nazi germany. I hope dunk-tank prison becomes canon!

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    33. KurbzSeptember 1, 2011 at 1:09 AM

      So. Much. Win. Title is misleading though D:

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    34. Nova25September 1, 2011 at 11:02 AM

      @RHJunior
      Ahhh... The ability to see ''horror'' anywhere and everywhere, and even where there's not really any to speak of.

      -----

      >"I'm in a dunk booth!?!" Twilight yelled out
      -Huhhh, whaaa ? Ooook ?

      >The others responded with a void of silence. Muttering something about "crazy ponies"
      -I tend to agree more and more with the last part of that statement, as I read, honestly.

      >"I have to admit Rare, I never would have thought you had it in you"
      -Me neither...

      >"Nothing! I think he just did it for the thrill of it."
      -I always knew that darn rabbit was only trouble !

      ... meh... It was 'ok', at most it was mildly interesting ...

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