Author: C. Theron Vulpin
Description: When a stunt routine ends in violent confrontation with a flock of angry waterfowl, Rainbow Dash suffers a broken wing. Only Fluttershy can help her now, but the only way is to fulfill a request that Fluttershy was not expecting to hear.Secret of the Pegasi
Additional Tags: Broken Wings, Conspiracies, and a Goose
Story 2 After the break!
[Random][Comedy]
Description: Sometimes it pays to be taken for granted. When Twilight comes home with a nasty hang-over and no memory of the previous day, Spike finds himself as the only non-winged creature who knows the Secret of the Pegasi. Prompted by an off-hand comment, Spike begins an investigation that reveals just how deep the conspiracy really runs.The Loose End
Additional Tags: More conspiracies, but fewer geese
59 comments:
A fluttershy and rainbow dash fic with no shipping tag?.. is that even possible?
ReplyDelete"And a Goose" may very well be the best tag since "Friendship Lubricant."
ReplyDeleteAdded to my ever-increasing queue.
no shipping, FUCK YEAH PRINCESS CELESTIA!
ReplyDeleteand why "a goose" id perfer my geese in multiples!
And a goose? What an odd tag
ReplyDeleteThis was a very odd story
ReplyDelete... This asks so many questions that I REALLY don't want to know the answers to. Good story though, and it does deserve the random tag.
ReplyDeleteAnother story with Rainbow Dash damaging her wings again? This better be good.
ReplyDeletelol that was pretty funny
ReplyDelete@TheguywithZeldasprites
ReplyDeleteThen I dare say I've done my job sir. :P
@CTVulpin Yes, it was. I thoroughly enjoyed that story, random bits and all :D
ReplyDeleteLol you guise. Unacceptable as an explanation for Pegusi (It's not fair, I mean, what about unicorns?) but still funny as all get out.
ReplyDeleteBehold, the remedy for every sad fanfic about Rainbow Dash breaking her wings. That was sheer madness.
ReplyDelete@TenchiFreak5
ReplyDeleteYeah.... ummm... lolwut? Friendship Lubricant? I.... uh... ummm... I mean, I like shipping and all and the occasional tasteful clopfic but.... just lol.
Anyways, this fic. Take all my stars, bro. Just take 'em. The [Random] and [Comedy] tags are truly deserved here.
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ReplyDeleteWho said the unicorns don't have their secrets too? *shifty eyes*
It's the Earth Ponies who'd have the rawest deal. Or the least problems...
@Aesahaettr
ReplyDelete"Friendship Lubricant" is what Jägerbombs are initially called (and tagged as on the story page) in Ballad of Twilight Sparkle.
This was unexpected and fun to read!
ReplyDelete'and a Goose' may just get me to read a fic that wasn't a result of sensationalism.
ReplyDeleteAnything less than 5 stars for this would be a crime.
ReplyDeleteI was all uuuuhg another rainbow looses her wings fic.... And then this happened.
I didn't like it.
ReplyDeleteThe writing was fine, and the premise isn't bad, but I think it was executed poorly. It was going all right at first, but then Celestia comes into the scene and it's like, "We must erase their memories!!"
"Yes! . . . Why do we have to do that again?"
"Just because."
It does not follow, it does not make sense. Why would this even need to be a secret???
The ending isn't too bad because it seems Pinkie Pie (not surprisingly) remembers. I still can't make any sense of it as a one-shot though.
Plug and Play Polychromatic Pegasus Ponies!
ReplyDelete@Sebiale It's a [Random] fic dude. Logic doesn't have to enter the equation.
ReplyDeleteO.O
ReplyDeleteI wonder what would happen if they tried to replace it when its in wingboner form? :o
all of my stars. what do you do with a drunken pony? Steal her wings and go ah flyin! Alcohol really does make everything better. Why is drunken twi (and ponies in general) always so entertaining?
ReplyDeleteAlso, excellent take on a woefully done to death plot device.
That totally won the random tag. More than anything else I've read in the past week. And it kinda made sense, since a few of the toys can do the same.
ReplyDeleteStill messed up.
I love it. I just love it.
ReplyDeleteMy only comment would be that shouldn't Pinkie have found Fluttershy's at the end rather than Rainbow's?
@ladymoondancer No. Sometime during the drunken reveling, Dash put her wings on Pinkie and then forgot about it.
ReplyDeleteWhy would pinkie pie need wings? she already doesn't obey the laws of physics.
ReplyDeleteSix additional tags? Tsk tsk, this fic breaks ALL the rules doesn't it
ReplyDeleteCan't stop Pinkie Pie lol
ReplyDeleteI love random stories :) Good one, CTV.
ReplyDeleteThis reminded me of the Azumanga Daioh! sequence where Chiyo's pigtails come off.
ReplyDeleteThis was exactly as unexpectedly random as I'd expect a random comedy to be.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I just said.
And that's how it should be.
(Loved it.)
It really deserves that random tag and also all my stars!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what'll we see next... Twilight borrowing Rarity's cuddlefish?
So THAT's how RD can have so many broken-wings fics! :o
ReplyDeleteI lol'd, a very good piece. Esp the goose running joke, and of course, Pinkie Pie. XD
Stay tuned for the next chapter: the terrible secret of Uncorns and their screwed-on.... tails! *le gasp*
@CTVulpin
ReplyDelete"Logic doesn't have to enter the equation."
B.S.
Random stories don't need to be sensible perhaps, such as Skittles, Five Minutes or Mine! Little Pony, but they need to follow an internal logic in their progression--one thing needs to follow from another. Celestia/RD/Fluttershy doing what they did to keep a secret kind of makes sense. It's that they did what they did to keep a secret about wings that breaks my suspension of disbelief.
I wonder when the next time is going to be that I make a random joke/suggestion in the IRC chat and someone goes ahead and turns it into something brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI could get used to this!
That was surprisingly hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI chortled heartily at the "Dear Princess Celestia..." towards the end. More like this!
ReplyDeleteBefore I begin, let me stress that I really, really like your other story, Order-Naries. All three parts are simply great.
ReplyDeleteBut this story is complete horse apples! Why? Because it doesnt make any goshdarn sense, and it does so in the bad kind of way! I wanted a reason for this wing-thing being kept a secret, however ludicrous! Any reason! Either one that kind of makes a weird kind of sense, or one that is so absurd that I almost wet myself from laughing (or just absurd enough to be funny at all), or heck, even just any goshdarn reason at all! And I wanted a reason why pegasi are like that at all. Any reason would do!
This story... feels unfinished. I haaaate stories that the author says are finished, yet feel incomplete.
Hate. Them.
The writing is pretty good, as it is in Order-Naries, and it was pretty entertaining before that whole ridiculous amnesia scheme, but seriously, what the hay?!
I expected better from you. I had every reason to expect better from you. And I am very disappointed.
One weird story, even for me!
ReplyDeleteFor you folks who are dissatisfied with the lack of proper explanation for the wings:
ReplyDeleteWhat do YOU think the back-story to this is? I'm not claiming exclusive rights to this concept. In fact, I welcome you to try your hand at interpreting it.
Deargodwhy.jpg
ReplyDeleteI- What- I-I-I- What did I? What was? How did? What...
ReplyDeleteHUH!?
Still a good read though.
What I think? I have no freaking idea, there are like a million possibilities!
ReplyDeleteOkay, that may be a mild exaggeration...
The problem is that I can only make wild guesses, and guesses aren't enough.
But since you asked, here's my wild guess:
There is really only one race of ponies, which are the earth ponies. Pegasi and unicorns are artificially enhanced with wings or horns respectively. Maybe even the princesses are just earth ponies that have both a horn and wings and having both makes you immortal, tall and immensely powerful. It's kept a secret so the lowly earth ponies cannot ever taste the freedom of flight, or the power of magic. And so nopony ever gets both and becomes a possible threat to the princesses.
I don't like this interpretation, but it's the only one that came to mind and, unfortunately, it makes sense.
I kept expecting for Pinkie to find Fluttershy's stash of wings and wear them ALL
ReplyDeleteYou know how sometimes you want to comment but can't really do so without saying something like "I have no comment"?
ReplyDeleteThis is one of them.
Wait, is Pinkie Pie resistant to the herb? Or were you implying that she's resistant to alcohol? Either way I like it.
I need more. I want to know what the secret is!
ReplyDelete"Removable wings," she said to herself with a humorless chuckle, "Of all the silly notions. It's not like they're horns. All the nerves and muscles and… ugh, my head."
ReplyDeleteWait a minute...horns are removable too?!
Okay, spike was great in this, especially with the pinky tail bit. I want mooore! I must know the secret! This is so cleverly funny
ReplyDelete.......Replace the Random tag with [Fucking-Mega-Random]
ReplyDeleteOkay, just read this...and it's hilarious! And brilliant! Ever since Applejack and Applebloom have demonstrated that their tails can serve as a "fifth limb" (see the episodes "Sisterhooves Social" and "Cutie Pox", respectively), I knew that there was something about those tails...
ReplyDeleteZebras remove some thing..... How would one remove stripes?
ReplyDeleteO_O need MOAR!!!!
ReplyDeleteMY STARSSS!!! TAKE THEM ALL!!
What a tale! the plot thickens!
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed this story, well both of them so far, i'm hoping you make more of this set, but for now I think I'll go and read your other fics, and the countless other ones I have lined up for reading on my work breaks or when I'm at home.
ReplyDeleteI really hope this continues.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Zebras can obviously remove their SKIN. The concept of zombies does originate from Zebrica.
ReplyDeleteCool. I never thought that there would be a sequel, and now it looks like it changed even into a (little) serie – keep going! :-).
ReplyDeleteModular design is best design!
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