• Story: LASER PONIES FROM OUTER SPACE!

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    [Sci-fi][Random]

    Author: Colt Classics
    Description: Hello, colts. Remember the 1950's when the movie plots mattered less than trying to go steady with a pony? I do. That's why I've resurrected this old black-and-white sci-fi classic and turned it into a written story! So take that special pony and you in your T-bird to the drive-in and read this movie-turned-writing! Hot dog! (This story includes a short six-paragraph intermission.)
    LASER PONIES FROM OUTER SPACE!


    Additional Tags: Aliens, Lasers, UFOs, Ed Wood
    Monday, August 22, 2011 op
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    19 comments:

    1. NalykAugust 22, 2011 at 2:00 PM

      O_O

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    2. Hio590August 22, 2011 at 2:00 PM

      MOVING IMAGE!

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    3. Cobalt CometAugust 22, 2011 at 2:01 PM

      I like that image! :D

      Might be a cool read. Inb4 "freaken lasers" and "spaaaaaaaace!"

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    4. DecayedAugust 22, 2011 at 2:02 PM

      Dat gif! I was never expecting to see something like that on EQdaily, it kind of caught me off guard.

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    5. PixelbitAugust 22, 2011 at 2:05 PM

      So far, it seems that the image is more popular than the story itself.
      I suppose I'll give this a read once I'm finished Past Sins.

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    6. MiyajimaAugust 22, 2011 at 2:05 PM

      Having actually watched Plan 9 From Outer Space I can only hope this is just as unintentionally and/or intentionally hilarious.

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    7. ZettaLuxAugust 22, 2011 at 2:09 PM

      I'm going to read this, even if just for the Pinkie Pie .gif.

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    8. Ferrous_OxideAugust 22, 2011 at 2:12 PM

      I think my favorite part was the intermission. Now if you don't mind me, I'm going to head to the lobby to get myself a treat.

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    9. Luis VitalAugust 22, 2011 at 2:42 PM

      Oh Celestia! Pinkie has joined the Martian army! Everypony bring the Derpy Slugs and the Heavy Muffin Guns!

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    10. Kittysneezes.com/Rev. Syung Myung MeAugust 22, 2011 at 3:41 PM

      YOU PONIES OF EARTH ARE IDIOTS

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    11. ScribejayAugust 22, 2011 at 4:06 PM

      @Octavia
      Well if you insist:

      SPAAAAAAAAACE! I'm in space!

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    12. LemonBoxAugust 22, 2011 at 4:09 PM

      What did I just read?

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    13. CelestiaAugust 22, 2011 at 4:30 PM

      @LemonBox

      The pinnacle of 50's B movie sci-fi brilliance, but ponies. If this were a movie it would be mandatory viewing material for everyone in Equestria.

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    14. BistorakAugust 22, 2011 at 5:27 PM

      "...it’s best not to talk about Plan 9."

      Plan 9 from Outer Space?

      Epic reference.

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    15. DRTJRAugust 22, 2011 at 5:56 PM

      It's was awesome, for some reason I thought the maretians had Scottish accents.

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    16. SushiFlavoredCupcakeAugust 22, 2011 at 6:05 PM

      metal slug FTW

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    17. TehRedMageAugust 22, 2011 at 9:10 PM

      This was just about the right amount of terrible.

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    18. TreebeardAugust 28, 2011 at 4:52 PM

      well it's gotta be random if pinkie pie's innit.

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    19. John PerryAugust 31, 2011 at 10:01 AM

      That was really quite entertaining! I love terrible old movies and Plan 9 is a favorite of mine. I'd say you captured the feel of a 50s Sci-fi B-Movie quite well.

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