• Story: For Your Birthday, Princess


    [Comedy][Sci-fi][Random]

    Author: Tinyweasels
    Description: Filly Pinkie Pie wonders why Princess Celestia is sad all the time, even on her birthday. Granny Pie tells her it's because long ago the princess had to destroy her sister Luna in order to save the world and no amount of time has lessened her sorrow.

    Little Pinkie Pie decides she is going to make Celesta happy with the best birthday present ever! All she has to do is build a time machine and go back and change the past...
    For Your Birthday, Princess

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    Additional Tags: Short silly touching hope Pinkie Pie

    66 kommentaari:

    1. Sci-fi Pinkie Pie?

      I'm scared, but curious

      VastaKustuta
    2. Seems interesting, but I dunno if I want t-

      "All she has to do is build a time machine and go back and change the past..."

      ...*begins reading*

      VastaKustuta
    3. Wow.... That was really fast...

      VastaKustuta
    4. If this weren't Pinkie Pie, there would be no way I could believe it, even if it did involve talking ponies.

      VastaKustuta
    5. Nopony but pinkie pie could even think to do something like that...

      VastaKustuta
    6. Who else but Pinkie Pie?

      VastaKustuta
    7. .... So....Very.... Neat! Take that space/time! the petty rules of Cause and effect hold no power over the Pink One!

      VastaKustuta
    8. Excellent. I'm going to mentally add an epilogue where Pinkie Pie and Celestia give each other a brohoof after a most successful prank on the Princess' most faithful student, just so that this can be officially canon.

      VastaKustuta
    9. Pinkie messing with space time? So that's how she can break the fourth wall!

      VastaKustuta
    10. Absolutely magnificent.
      Loved every line start to finish.

      VastaKustuta
    11. I--- I have no idea what to rate this.

      It's written in a childish Pinkie Pie manner, which is something I normally attribute to "bad writing".

      But... this time it's an intentional representation of Pinkie's mind!

      So what on earth do I rate this masterpiece!?!

      (A five)

      VastaKustuta
    12. Is it weird that I'm stuck due to laughter from the "Rocky tried to move, but toppled over" line? I've been hung up there for about 2 minutes now. At least this seems to be a great fic so far.

      VastaKustuta
    13. "Your paperwork checks out"

      Man, too many stories have been downers lately, even the ones that are otherwise 'normal'. Utter brilliance here, lots of laughter.

      VastaKustuta
    14. This was cute honestly. Sometimes the writing comes off as rushed or childish, but I think that was the intention of this piece. 5 stars for putting a stupid grin on my face and keeping it plastered there.

      VastaKustuta
    15. Doing things only a Pinkie Pie can do! I now have a permenant smile from this story.

      VastaKustuta
    16. This was crack.

      I LOVED IT!!

      VastaKustuta
    17. Terrific! A great feel-good, hilarious story (the parts with Rocky were especially funny).

      VastaKustuta
    18. This... this is Madness, Sparta, Persia, Burger King, and donuts cranked up to 11... I LOVE IT!

      VastaKustuta
    19. Memorable Lines:

      SPOILERS

      "[What's a cupcake?] It's like a cake, except it's in a cup!"

      "Omm nom nom"

      "[What's the future like?] It's very... futurey."

      "Okay, okay. In the future you get jealous of Celestia and turn evil and try to destroy the world and die."

      "[What's the Giant, Pulsating Brain doing?] Washing her hair."

      "Okay, you forced me to use my greatest weapon!"

      "[And you want me to undestroy the whole world?] If you don't mind."

      Wow. What a truly great piece. Pi stars.

      VastaKustuta
    20. Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.

      VastaKustuta
    21. Well...

      On one hand, we have the most particuliar set of Tags I remember seeing together : [Comedy][Sci-fi][Random]

      One the other hoof, we have a time-travelling Pinky Pie !

      ... Let'S see how Quantum Physics is gonna help her this time ;)? ...

      VastaKustuta
    22. I don't think I've laughed harder at a fanfic. This is a masterpiece.

      VastaKustuta
    23. That was great! I liked it very much.

      VastaKustuta
    24. MEDIC!!!

      Also, Pinkie Pies from every other universe, contained in 1 dimension? GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER! XD

      It was a very pure, open-hearted story, and I loved it. Great Job. Write more fanfics, will ya?

      VastaKustuta
    25. Aw man, that was utterly delightful to read especially after reading so many damn grimdark fics. You got Pinkie's whimsical train of thought down pretty nicely, which is a feat all in itself... Who knew behind her apparent insanity, lies a great mind that could rival even Dr Whooves'?

      VastaKustuta
    26. GENIOUS. i loved it.

      VastaKustuta
    27. My god, this is amazing. It just encompasses everything I love about this show, Pinkie Pie, and the fandom. Every time I feel negative or vindictive, Pinkie Pie is there to show me how to be nice, and throw parties, and be stunningly pink.

      I salute you, sir.

      VastaKustuta
    28. @Incorporatedstates

      Really? Only 3.14159265358979 stars?

      It's worth at least a 4

      VastaKustuta
    29. really loved this story and injoyed it to no end the humor and the fun of it also the relations

      anyway good stuff and yay!

      VastaKustuta
    30. GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      VastaKustuta
    31. rarityismytrollqueen8. august 2011, kell 02:13

      tinyweasel you will begin writing more! please!?

      VastaKustuta
    32. The designs were complex, It took up almost the entire page!

      Big Brain sez: Super-science! Doing the impossible without being complicated!

      VastaKustuta
    33. Pinkie is best pony forever.

      I've not laughed or had this big a smile on my face while reading any other fanfic. All of my stars take them now.

      VastaKustuta
    34. This get's 5 stars just for the summary concept of it alone.

      VastaKustuta
    35. That was truly amazing.

      VastaKustuta
    36. Spoilers

      That was an absolutely wonderful silly little story ^^ I needed a good laugh like this, so thanks ^^

      "Her paperwork checks out" indeed, most excellent :D.

      VastaKustuta
    37. I've always imagined Pinkie Pie as a cosmic entity in pony form who only SEEMS random because her ways are those of the universe and cannot be understood by mere mortals.

      Definitely one of the best stories here. MORE PEOPLE NEED TO READ THIS GODDAMNIT.

      VastaKustuta
    38. This is one of the most amazing comedy fics I have ever read. At least 5 stars! I will travel backwards in time to give it more!

      VastaKustuta
    39. TWO perfect, wildly different, complete, Star-6 worthy stories in one day, both in styles I thoroughly enjoy? What happened, did my number come up in some kind of divine lottery or something?

      VastaKustuta
    40. Manly tears have been shed (especially in part 3)

      VastaKustuta
    41. Wait, hang on.

      If Pinkie got her cutie mark BEFORE the time travel, how do we know Dash's rainboom caused it?

      (SNAKE! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!)

      VastaKustuta
    42. Meanwhile... Doctor Whoof is 'What!?'ing at his TARDIS scanner wondering why the last 1000 years suddenly have an excess of pink.

      Great story, really loved it.

      VastaKustuta
    43. Ah...OMG. That is the best description ever...I'm going to read that...

      VastaKustuta
    44. Cute AND funny. I approve. <^_^>

      VastaKustuta
    45. This is pure genius. You nailed Pinkie's character and had me grinning from ear to ear the whole way.

      VastaKustuta
    46. Looks around in astonishment at all the positive feedback to his story and is overcome with emotion.

      *Takes a deep breath*

      yay

      But seriously, I'm flattered that its been so well received. It was fun to write and I'm glad everyone's found it so funny.

      /)^3^(\

      VastaKustuta
    47. Looks around in astonishment at all the positive feedback to his story and is overcome with emotion.

      *Takes a deep breath*

      yay

      But seriously, I'm flattered that its been so well received. It was fun to write and I'm glad everyone's found it so funny.

      /)^3^(\

      VastaKustuta
    48. I've always imagined Pinkie Pie as a cosmic entity in pony form who only SEEMS random because her ways are those of the universe and cannot be understood by mere mortals.

      Definitely one of the best stories here. MORE PEOPLE NEED TO READ THIS GODDAMNIT.

      VastaKustuta
    49. GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      VastaKustuta
    50. Doing things only a Pinkie Pie can do! I now have a permenant smile from this story.

      VastaKustuta
    51. What makes this story just so much better, is that this is a perfectly logical & acceptable explanation of events surrounding Luna's imprisonment and the Elements of Harmony.
      How you managed to do that in telling a tear-jerking, smile printing Pinkie Pie happy fic about Celestia's birthday is quite out of my comprehension.
      But I fucking loved it. Never stop typing my friend.

      VastaKustuta
    52. (From DA)

      Part 1 :

      >"Oooh, the Big Brain!" Pinkie Pie brightened
      -(music)~Pinky and the Brain~ ...

      >and after mistakenly visiting the Big Brian
      -Brain (error)

      >"I really am Pinkie Pie, I promise! See, I drew a picture of myself as proof."
      -It's a nice line :) ...really like something a child/foal would do.

      >the impressive Hall of Brainy Stuff.
      -Ahhhh... So that's 'where' her Quantum Powers are... Of course ! ;)

      >"Sometimes I need my smarty pants and thinking cap!"
      -Only with Pinky Pie can this joke 'truly' work. :D

      Part 2 :

      >She picked up a crayon and wrote on the clock face "About a thousand years ago"
      >Pinkie Pie picked up her crayon again and wrote on the machine "To the princess in the castle in the Everfree Forest"
      -I'm sure it's not actually the machine (heh, waffle iron ;)), but in fact her innate Quantum 'Reality-Altering' Powers that are doing everything... she just need(ed) a focus, to allow it to consciously make it work. :)

      ... the scene with Pinky Pie and 'young' Luna is pretty good. Again, it's light and funny, and quite like how children/foals would play :) ...

      >"Nightmare Moon. So, what Seer Fatestorm told me is true. I did not want to believe it."
      -Huh... It's kinda the job of a seer to ''Predict'' the FUTURE ! ...well, at least now Celestia know for sure.

      >What is written is what is written
      -*Boot to the Head* to you Celestia. That dumb fabric, I mean, way to see things.
      She talking with a filly, in front of her, who just came back in time with basicly a Waffle Iron... I think it's somewhere on the 'table of possibilities' ;)

      >Your presence here means that time really is not the immutable thing I thought it was.
      -Yay ! ...smart Celestia for once ! I mean... Yay !
      (But seriously... in many stories, she's shown has a supposedly smart and cunning Ruler, but many authors allow/make her do rather illogical decisions that aren't what one would call very ''smart''. So, here it's refreshing to see Celestia using her brain and logic.)

      Part 3:

      >"I kill all! Night never ends. All gone."
      -What the ? *raise an eyebrow Of-Heavy-Suspicious*

      >"And you want me to undestroy the whole world?" >"If you don't mind."
      -Oh haha, the ''pun''... Brain, mind ; Got it ? No ?

      >bad idea for me to have a time machine so I took it apart and then ate the plans
      -Somehow, I'm sure it must had been candy-paper or something like that ;)


      ... Weeeeeell, that was pretty interesting to read :). You can trust Pinky Pie to go as far as to Time-Travel, to give you the most pinky-tastic gift of all ;) ...

      VastaKustuta
    53. Read this just before I went to work. Made my day. The image of a big brain wearing it's "Thinking Cap" and "Smartie Pants" was just too much.

      VastaKustuta
    54. It just strikes me that the image of Pinkie Pie as a filly is inaccurate, shouldn't she have the Pinkamena do before the Rainboom?

      /pedant

      VastaKustuta
    55. @Anonymous

      This takes place after she got her cutie mark.

      VastaKustuta
    56. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like time traveling Pinkie Pie?

      VastaKustuta
    57. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like time traveling Pinkie Pie?

      VastaKustuta
    58. What makes this story just so much better, is that this is a perfectly logical & acceptable explanation of events surrounding Luna's imprisonment and the Elements of Harmony.
      How you managed to do that in telling a tear-jerking, smile printing Pinkie Pie happy fic about Celestia's birthday is quite out of my comprehension.
      But I fucking loved it. Never stop typing my friend.

      VastaKustuta
    59. What a beautiful, well thought out fic. I loved it. Pinkie's mind has a weird but good logic to it, I like that.

      VastaKustuta
    60. All my fivestars. SAVE'd so hard.

      VastaKustuta
    61. I really like the Calvin and Hobbes cardboard-box-time-travel vibe I get from this story. Well done.

      VastaKustuta
    62. Retl asked me to do a reading of the story, so I did. He's uploaded them, and it's in three parts. It needs some slight edits, fumbled lines are repeated.

      Files here:
      http://retl.info/extra/pony/fics/readings/foryourbirthday/editmeplz/

      VastaKustuta