"I don't believe it is possible for this to be rated"-Pre-reader #2
"It will be CRUCIFIED by the community"-Pre Reader #10
"How the hell did you talk me into posting this?"-Sethisto
Author: ProBrono
Description: When one of Twilight's spells goes awry, she creates a pony who is literally a perfect match for Rainbow Dash! Can Equestria handle the sheer awesomeness of two Rainbow Dashes joining forces!? (Spoiler: The answer is no)Double Rainbow [Director's Cut]
Additional Tags: Biologically impossible, democracy, babies everywhere
228 kommentaari:
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaTake that first whores >:[
VastaKustutaBest pre-reader comments ever; I must read this NOW.
VastaKustutaby Celestias sake....twilight ruins a spell, lesbionic RD
VastaKustutaI see Trixie behind Scootaloo.
VastaKustutaPre-Reader Comments have forced me to read this.
Well because of the seal, I guess I have to read.
VastaKustutaBabies everywhere tag?
Oh...My...God...Spinning...Scootaloo...Head...Out...of...Control...Hypnotizing...!
VastaKustuta*derp*
>pre reader comments
VastaKustutaok i gotta see this....
Everything about this makes me happy.
VastaKustutainb4shitstorm
VastaKustutaModerate-heavy Shipping make my brain want to go all emo and scream for me to show mercy and stop reading and it hurts. I REALLY do try to enjoy shipping fanfics but it just makes me cringe.
VastaKustutaIn any case... this is a must read so wish me luck, I'm taking a dive.
All hands to battle stations!
VastaKustutaDIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
*Wee-o! Wee-o! Wee-o!*
Sethisto if you don't wanna post something, don't post it. its your site man
VastaKustutai'd say something about this fic, but really, i don't want to. it's just too hard and i don't like it that way.
VastaKustutathis is rather amusing. If completely stupid. But hay, it made me smile.
VastaKustutasomepony needs to do a dramatic reading of this
VastaKustutaThat was incredibly silly, but also funny.
VastaKustutaMe gusta.
I'm laughing for real right now.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaSerious Anon is serious.
What is this I don't even........................................................................................
VastaKustutaThe most lulzy thing since Luna Vs. Threesome. Even moreso, I should think.
VastaKustuta....*head explodes*
VastaKustutaTerrifying. Absolutely Terrifying.
VastaKustutaBest story ever. For The New Rainbow Republic!
VastaKustutaDammit, that gif took up all the bandwidth >:(
VastaKustutaBut good story. Hilarious!
I actually thought it was pretty funny. In a warped "I should probably be stoned to read this, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way" way.
VastaKustutaHow in the name of Celestia did Rainbow Dash copy herself...?
VastaKustutaI think this idea was stolen.
VastaKustutaI was wondering what happened to that Equestria Chronicles' Crziest Fic Ever contest. Now I know and it is better then I could have ever imagined.
VastaKustutaWell, let's start...
VastaKustuta>> Twilight botches a spell
Saw that one coming.
>> Twilight botches another spell
Yep.
>> Powerthirst commercial level of baby-making
Maybe not that one.
I accidentally my brain
VastaKustutaThis has to be by far the most hilariously ridiculous pony thing I have ever laid eyes on.
VastaKustutaUh, out of curiosity Seth, how *did* the pre readers talk you into posting that?
It's basically the episode of Ed Edd 'n' Eddy where Rolf's bunny rabbits practice their multiplication tables. Or the episode of Foster's Home where Bloo has his army.
VastaKustutaI would make some amazing and witty comment about this strange, but yet appealing fic, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
VastaKustutaWhat on Equestria did I just read?
VastaKustutaThere is so much wrong here.
VastaKustutaNo love triangle will ever compare to Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, and Rainbow Dash.
VastaKustutaTHE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS.
VastaKustutaI literally laughed out loud at this. Awesome!
VastaKustutaow my head hurts now...
VastaKustuta...you lost me at "De-cloning spell" Why is there a de-cloning spe... O_- no wait, that makes sense in another context. Dang it. Still. Wow dumb.
VastaKustutaThree words:
VastaKustutaWhat.
The.
Fuck.
Really, truly a terrific story. The complex dynamics between the Rainbow Dashes is a really great example of post-modern satire of small town living. And I think this director's cut, the true version of course, further highlights the underlying political tensions in Equestria. Well worth the read as I think this piece will serve as a great catalyst for many deep conversations.
VastaKustutaI've read worse. I could list them, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
VastaKustutaIt's hilariously bad in a very randomly good way. I still don't know what to make of it honestly.
I could go on a huge rant explaining why this is the most awesome thing ever, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
VastaKustutaHoly crap this is hilarious. Like hobo with a shotgun hilarious. I especially like the ending which I just thought I probably shouldn't spoil...
VastaKustuta6 stars!
VastaKustutaNo seriously.
WHAT DID I JUST READ.
VastaKustutaI'd wonder if we will see "But really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way." a lot after this amazing work of prime randomness, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
VastaKustutaI really have no idea how to sum up my reaction to this fic, so I'll let Pinkie Pie do it. Pinkie?
VastaKustutahttp://files.sharenator.com/full_and_love_it_bronies-s588x338-152689-535.jpg
Thanks Pinkie!
If this does not achieve six stars, I will print out a picture of Nyx wearing socks and eat it on live webcam.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaI agree, 6-stars NAO.
Oh, and, u mad biology?
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This is a thing which is good.
VastaKustutaWut...
VastaKustutaIs it normal that my ears and nose are now leaking red fluids after reading something like... like... THIS?
VastaKustutaAuthor here. I apologize for any brain damage I caused, but in my defense, I tried to warn you.
VastaKustutaAnd now, as this is the director's cut, here's some behind-the-scenes information on the fic!
- I wrote the original contest entry in a single sitting, and the extended version in another single sitting. It probably shows.
- The fic idea was actually originally conceived before the Craziest Fic Contest, as a joke chapter in a much larger project. But then the contest rolled around and I was like "eeeeh f*** it"
- Instead of "Director's Cut", I briefly considered calling this the "It's Starting to Look Like a Triple Rainbow Edition"
- I also briefly considered making one of the additional tags be "self-insertion"
@Ike Jager
VastaKustutaDon't forget the eyes too!
Ok, having actually FINISHED this parade of clone-fueled insanity...
VastaKustutaWHAT?! THE?! FETCH?! This is... not just beyond ridiculous. No, this redefines ridiculous, goes beyond it again, and then invents a new word just to go beyond THAT. And the sad part is I that couldn't stop laughing.
dashception?
VastaKustutaI find myself the sudden victim of a cerebellum rape fetish.
VastaKustuta@ProBrono
VastaKustutaself-insertion?
Hey Seth, can you add tags after the fact? DO EET!
ProBono, I do believe this is a candidate for most triumphant example of "So Bad It's Good" in fan-fiction. It's a stupid concept, rushed in execution, and wonderfully unapologetic in its sheer random nonsense. 6 Stars, wish I could give all those to you, but I'm only allowed 5.
VastaKustutaand this should be my last comment.
50 ratings, 4.9 stars.
VastaKustutaINSTANT 6-STAR!!!!!!
flutteryay
@ProBrono
VastaKustutaSelf-insertion? ewww dude. I hope thats not implying what i think its implying. I might just have a sick mind. anyway hilarious fic. And I don't even like shipping. thankfully this fic wasnt too shippy. had to read cause of that scootaloo seal of approval though
If by "Crucified" you mean "praised for being so awesomely bad", then you are correct Pre-Reader #10
VastaKustutaBest thing ever in the history of everything. 29/5 stars.
VastaKustutaWhat...what did I just read...that was...the strangest Fic Ive ever read....though I did laugh at the end heh...but still, so strange...
VastaKustutaThat was stupid, make no sense, and had no reason to exist.
VastaKustuta100000000000000000000/5 stars Best fic on site
What. What did I just read. o.o
VastaKustuta"Oh no! That wasn't the de-clowning spell, that was the de-cloning spell! Also I accidentally cast it backwards, so it was just a regular cloning spell." - possibly the best thing I have ever read
I-is this 6 star? I don't know how I should rate this one...
VastaKustuta...
VastaKustuta...
What!?
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaIndeed. Like I already pointed out, this hit 6-stars in 45 minutes. This really is the funniest thing to come out of this fandom.
Also, that shipping chart needs to be updated.
My brain is broken, and I only read the comments and the post. What...is just happen?
VastaKustutaoh god I wish it was easy to type laughter!
VastaKustutaJust... oh dear f*** that was simultaneously the weirdest yet the BEST FREAKIN THING I HAVE READ IN WEEKS!
I was smiling the whole time.
Yes pre-reader number 2, it is. This earns the coveted "Best fic on the Site' label.
This is AMAZING.
VastaKustutaThis is... so beautiful...
DEFINITELY A MUST READ.
@Bugsydor
VastaKustutaJust read the story, and then your head will asplode from the awesome.
This is the stupidest, most idiotic thing I have ever read. Everyone in this fandom is now stupider by reading this.
VastaKustutaWith that said, it was a great story and I laughed quite a bit throughout. It deserves the 6-star rating it has just by the pure insanity of it all.
I cannot believe I read this stupid fic and enjoyed every minute of it.
VastaKustutaIs it possible to create a 7 star category for something as ridiculous and amazing at the same time?
As a side note, what would an episode of MLP be like if one of the ponies (or all of them) were cloned?
VastaKustutaI'm still on the fence: this story is somewhere between masterpiece and mindf*ck. Lemme sleep on it.
VastaKustutaI'm afraid to say it but... I actually feel dumber after reading this.
VastaKustuta@ToonNinja
VastaKustutaIt's called a masterpiece of mindfckery
Or you can just go with Dashception.
What did I just... ehhhh... guh! Error: Brain overloaded. Please reboot system.
VastaKustutaScootaspin!
After laughin (and o.O - ing) this hard, I feel like I owe this story some stars, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
VastaKustutaL
VastaKustutaO
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I have one.
VastaKustutaThis is the strangest thing i have ever read. I enjoyed every second of this highly entertaining and crazy piece of literature. That said, if any more of this kind of crazy comes within 200 ft of my brain again I'm gonna round up the boys and we're gonna find you.
VastaKustutaHeh. A hilarious crackfic. Most excellent!
VastaKustutaThis Fan Fic is utterly awesome and stupid simultaneously. how that's even possible I don't know.
VastaKustutanow imagine what if Pinkie had an army of clones?
I've got no idea what the fuck I just read.
VastaKustutaAnd I'm going to give it five stars.
This was so incredibly idiotic that it looped around the spectrum all the way back to sheer brilliance. Rainbow Dash has got to be the greatest military tactician in the history of everything. I mean, seriously? "Celestia is a butt face"? Genius!
VastaKustutaP.S.: I would repeat the joke everyone is using, but really, I can't finish this statement without doing so.
THE GREATEST PIECE OF LITERATURE THIS FANDOM HAS AND EVER WILL PROCURE.
VastaKustutaEVERYONE GO HOME; SHOW'S OVER.
I finished reading this several minutes ago, and am still laughing. This was brilliant.
VastaKustutaThat was... uhhhhhh... ehhhhhh... yeeeeah... something alright. Yeah, let's stick with that. lol
VastaKustutawhat in the vinnila frosting did i just read?!
VastaKustutaI don't... I'm not... what the hell?
VastaKustutaWHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ? That was about the dumbest, stupidest, most nonsensical fan fiction I have EVER laid my eyes on, and I loved every microseconds of it. I literally laughed so hard I started having a headache. AUGH, MY BRAIN IS FULL OF RAINBOW DASH AND I LOVE IT.
VastaKustutaTHE FUCK AM I READING!!
VastaKustuta"I can't do it!" Twilight started weeping. "I can't do it! That was so beautiful! They deserve each other, they're perfect together! All they have is each other, and their forbidden love is all that keeps them going in this crazy world!"
WHAT THE HELL.
Suddenly, the door burst open, and one of the adult Rainbow Dashes stepped in and scooped up the baby. "Number Twenty-Three! I've been worried sick about you! How many times have I told you not to go off by yourself?"
Best part:
All of a sudden, the roof of the castle exploded, causing rubble to rain down from above. The Rainbow Dash army was safely out of the path of destruction, but the explosion was not their main concern. Jumping down from the vast hole in the ceiling were ten new alicorns; clones of Celestia. Through the hole in the ceiling, dozens more Celestia clones looked down at the scene. None of them looked happy.
Final Verdict: 6 Star Fic.
Dang, that's EXACTLY what I was gonna call my FanFic, oh well.
VastaKustutaI'm wondering the maniac phase Scootaloo went through with all of them.
VastaKustuta^ Scoot would call it heaven actually.
VastaKustutaWhat in the name of Manehatten did I just read,...and why can't I stop laughing?
VastaKustuta@DJ Kat
VastaKustutaThere was already a fic with 3 Trixies in love with each other.
And Seth, I say we need a 7 star category for fanon, cultish (Fallout Equestria) , and just pure win stories (an example being this one)
>mfw Double Rainbow was a clopfic
VastaKustutahttp://pastebin.com/1f8Axgsx
Too. Awesome. Rainbow Dash having sex with herself.
VastaKustutaThis was . . . GLORIOUS. Like a double--no, a triple--no, a quadrillion rainbow. So intense!
VastaKustuta@Muffinsforever
VastaKustutaIf it ain't a clopfic can I get a link. Can't get enough Trixie ATM.
What in the name of all that is Pony did I just lay eyes on?
VastaKustutaI feel 20 percent dumber in 10 seconds flat.
Welp, goodbye. *shoots self* Halo announcer: SUICIDE
I've only read two MLP:FiM fanfics until now, but I am so glad I read this one.
VastaKustutaI am going to allow this.
VastaKustutaThat was the single greatest thing i've ever read, someone please make a comic out of this
VastaKustutaMy brain just went oatmeal
VastaKustuta@PH Brony
VastaKustutaI'm not sure if it was on this site or not, but it was at least really really close to being cloppy. I'll go look.
OAH MAI GAWD DIS MAED MEE LAWL SOOO HARD
VastaKustuta@PH Brony
VastaKustutaI think I ran into it on ponychan, I can't find it and I didn't save it. It was months ago when I read it.
And for those that checked it isn't that one in the "other" archive.
I am less than one page in, and I am laughing aloud and exclaiming, "Sure, why not!?" in crazed tones. A reverse de-cloning spell? SURE, WHY NOT.
VastaKustutaI'm going to go insane before I finish this, aren't I.
This is the biggest, stupidest piece of utter bullshit I have read in quite a while (if you don't count Joshing, the main character there is such an ASSHOLE).
VastaKustutaI LOVE it! Its wonderfully horrible! Horribly wonderful!
It's bad it's good and so good it's bad, but somehow awesome!
<3
You broke my Luna damned brain!
VastaKustutaFix it now!
But really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way
VastaKustutaI think my soul just threw up a pineapple.
VastaKustutaSo do we get a CelestiaXCelestiaXCelestiaXCelestiaXCelestiaXCelestia fic as a followup?
VastaKustutaExcuse me but ah... what the fuck did i just read?
VastaKustutaOh man ive never laughed so hard.
VastaKustutaWhat has Science done!?
VastaKustuta@Muffinsforever
VastaKustutaOh I see. Real close to a clopfic and its on ponychan. No thanks. IDK how those sites work TBH.
I'm sorry, I belive I must have entered the 'What the f*ck just happend?' room
VastaKustutaAbsolutely wonderful, and totally fun.
VastaKustutaYou'll have so many babies!
VastaKustutaFOUR HUNDRED BABIES.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
VastaKustutawut?
I SMILE SO HARD!
VastaKustutaTHAT
VastaKustutaWAS AWESOME.
err.... what
VastaKustutaLolwut.
VastaKustutaPerhaps you should disable ratings for this story.
I'm not sure what I just read, but somehow I can't stop laughing at Applejack's reaction to the whole thing.
VastaKustutaPoor Applejack
Words can not describe the insanity that I just read.
VastaKustutaI wtf'd. Hard.
VastaKustutaI think... I... Um... I don't know... I wonder... no...
I have honestly no idea what to think or say. I think this story broke my mind...
Although, the use of Appledash mad me smile, but then again, it always does...
@Robofet
VastaKustutaTell me you did not write that with a straight face.
@ProBrono
VastaKustutaSelf-inserti--
OH I GET IT
MY BRAIN!
VastaKustutaIt burns of overawesomenes!
"You wanna make out?" "Do I!"
VastaKustutaFive stars, don't need to read any more.
But I am anyway. O BIG MAC.
Oh. My. God. A third one? Pinkie Pie #2. You are a mad genius. Suddenly, Appledash? And Fluttershy takes 'wingboner' to a whole new level. Because that's totally what was going on.
That ending. Wow.
So what was Scoot's reaction to this whole thing?
VastaKustutamind=BLOWN
VastaKustutaThat was probably the stupidest thing I've ever read, barring "Tho Thuper". However, unlike the latter story, this was incredibly funny and enjoyable, and I don't regret a second of reading it. Although I DO wish there was a little scene regarding Scoot and a massive heart attack
VastaKustutaWHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!?!?!?
VastaKustutaBAHAHAHA.
VastaKustutaBrilliant. XD
Sorry it took me so long to comment, but I was busy scraping pieces of my brain off the ceiling and walls.
VastaKustutaWait, so somehow two clones had incest and masturbation (what happens when you *cough* with a clone), and had a baby, which just makes another them. And does that mean that they gave birth to their sister?
VastaKustutaHeh, that was hilarious.
VastaKustutaUmmm... what is this I don't even?
VastaKustutaThis is the reason I don't read shipping fics.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
VastaKustutaMy god this is the most epic thing ever.
VastaKustutaheh heh....
VastaKustutaOh man, I think I need resuscitation after reading this, I'm laughing so hard. I need to go watch a documentary or something SANE to fix my brain now, but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
VastaKustutaI LOL'd.
VastaKustutaThis story just accidentally my brain.
VastaKustutaI...I think...I think I can die happy now...but really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
This was absolutely fantastic. Rainbow Dash clones shipped with each other, becoming impregnated by bunnies, and forming an army. A crazy plot with loads of hilarious embellishments along the way. Just wow.
VastaKustutaAll the pixels on your screen, forming the letters "CELESTIA IS A BUTT FACE"?
VastaKustutaTiny Rainbow Dashes.
Double Rainbow
VastaKustutaTwinlight Sparkle
Duality
Pinkie Pair
Doppeljack
Fluttership
Twicelestia
.....What the hay did I just read???
VastaKustutaWell, I guess if you can't write for real, you can always write poorly intentionally.
VastaKustutaDear Internet,
VastaKustutaWTF 5 stars
Sincerely,
Haiden
This is gloriously, amazingly inane. I give it Rainbow Dash/5.
VastaKustutaMy brain is bleeding at how stupid this shit is. I guess we can just write dumb crap intentionally and tardthisto will publish it? this site has gone to shit
VastaKustutaC-C-C-CALVIN AND HOBBES!
VastaKustutaSo how DID they made babby?
VastaKustutaI've never read a MLP fanfic before and this was a great introduction to the genre. Awesome.
VastaKustutathat was hilarious
VastaKustutaThe phrase "go fuck yourself" would apply here nicely.
VastaKustutaGot to echo everybody else: this is completely insane, and really funny. :D
VastaKustutaLol to the eleventh power.
VastaKustutaReading this completely turned my day around. Thank you ProBrono, I owe you one.
VastaKustutaWhat.
VastaKustutaIncestuous Rainbow Dash clone orgy? And Applejack wants to be in the middle of it?
Can't say I blame her.
My jaw fell off my face. I am now incapable of human speech. Honestly, you had me at "You wanna make out?" "Do I!", but then it just kept going!
VastaKustutaAll of my stars, and I hope somebrony draws Applejack looking at the moon.
I have five words to say about this whole ordeal.
VastaKustuta"CELESTIA IS A BUTTFACE"
FIRST!!!
VastaKustutaFunniest shit I've ever read
VastaKustutaWha..? Wha...? I don't... Wha..?
VastaKustutaI accidentally ALL THE RAINBOW DASH
VastaKustutaHoly crud, this thing is INSANE! Truly an awesome read.
VastaKustutaAnd now, the obvious question: "WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!"
VastaKustuta@Bosstone
VastaKustutayeah dude i don't even
whatthefuckamireading.jpg
VastaKustutaI tried to understand this story. But really, I don't want to. It's just too hard and I don't like it that way.
VastaKustutaOH GOD YES
VastaKustutaLOL Celestia is a butt face X'D
....THAT WAS SO AWESOME
VastaKustutaI'm calling it right now; best fanfic ever.
VastaKustutaI'm somehwere between histerical luaghter and powerful facedesking.
VastaKustutaMY BRAIN !!! ARGH !!!
This is ingeniously horrible XD
Best example of "so bad it's awesome" :D
If you haven't already, go and read it. NAO !!!
This is so fucking bad that its actually good...or should I say funny..yah I think I'll go with funny...all I can say right now is: "Dear Nightmare Flare what the hell did I just read?".
VastaKustutaIf you get the reference I just made then your awesome... ;D
"The Empty Room"
VastaKustutaI vote that instead of the usual (5 Star) or rainbow-coloured six star, this thing gets a zalgo font WTF!? rating.
VastaKustutaI thought this was the 'other' double rainbow fic lol
VastaKustutaThis author has Twilight Sparkle levels of dedication to literature mashed with Pinkie Pie levels of ... whatever it is Pinkie Pie does. Also the spinning Scootaloo head is 20% cooler than the giant floating baby head from that Phineas and Ferb episode.
VastaKustutaI just. But. huh. WHAT?!
VastaKustutaI read it. and then i read it again.
And then Rainbow Dash became my best pony of the day, followed by Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash.
Never before have I read something so idiotic, so stupid and insane, and I....I....I FREAKING LOVED IT! 11/10 Would Read Again!
VastaKustutaThis story deserves a 1/10 for its phenomenal stupidity, and a 10/10 for being hilarious and stupendously entertaining. Thus, I am forced to give it an 11/10 total.
VastaKustutai read it.
VastaKustutai'm not sure what it was but i've read it.
I'm 12 and what is this
VastaKustutaSeriously though, I wasn't sure what the reaction to this fic would be when I submitted it. I love this fandom and I've wanted to do something to contribute to it ever since becoming a brony, so I'm glad the response was mostly a positive one.
Thanks for reading, everybody. If I get around to writing one, I promise my next fic will be less insane~
*scratch head*
VastaKustutaum. Well. Um. Yeah.
What The Fuck.
6/5 just cause. i don't know.
just cause. i think.
It was a bad idea to eat snacks while reading this fic. My jaw would periodically stop moving with my mouth in the "open" position and food would fall out.
VastaKustutaoh god what
VastaKustuta