Think somewhere along the lines of Doom: repurcussions of My immortal (or something insane like that). Only ponies. I couldn't make it past...well anywhere. Things that butcher english annoy me.
I'm so glad that someone made a video and the other person for reading it. That way I didn't have to suffer trying to figure out what was going on. At least try to figure out what any sane person would be able to figure out. I don't even know what to say after that. Still funny though.
Now I also kind of want to see someone try a fixed and expanded story of TwiMac Spiders and how they adjust. If done well enough, I can see it being a good [Random]/[Shipping] story. Maybe.
@Flameheart It's hard to say for sure without a full psychological evaluation, but I suggest you seek help. The fic may have caused your brain to attempt suicide.
Thanks to you i now know what really happened because i didn't go farther than 5th sentence. You're an awesome person! Awesome video! You made my day I'm gonna go search for pony spiders now.
The lines "I am a wizard," and "spiders by accident," were when I just lost it. This fic is incredible. I just can't describe how awful and hilarious it is.
That was truly envigorating. The way the reader shifed his tone of voice to march the emotions portayed my the text was absolutely marvelous. the art also helped bring the author's masterpiece to life. Their is a level of connection that the reading adds which cannot be found anywhere else.
Oh, and...I guess there's a post attached to it too, isn't there? Cool. I guess. You guys...have fun with that. I'll just be over here. In my happy place.
THIS WAS SO AMAZING. I was crying. I was laughing so hard I was crying. I read spiderses, but this is just a whole nother level. I love the comments he added, too.
You guys, are not random enough. I don't know how many of you have watched the classica "random tales of g-man" by kitty 0706 This is randomness at its best. Who doesn't smetimes liek sum radnum words all ova de plahc
Why does every fandom need their own version of Full Life Consequences? They are never as good as the original and every time someone fails at beating it, It just makes Full Life Consequences look like a masterpiece in troll fiction.
The thing about a fic like this is that I don't think it's possible to not do this kind of thing on purpose. A normal person can't do this, you have to have to be skilled in order to write this badly.
Dogs howled. Bats took to the sky. Spiders gathered in my living room to hear this, and threw up when it was over. I am still cleaning up little piles of arachnid puke. I laughed like a very silly person.
This kinda reminds me of that one episode of "Dexter's Lab", the one with "Computress" and Mandrake's head swelling up? Yeah, that one. Kudos to the people who had the self-confidence and sheer guts to make that thing.
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Oh god, must...ban...to...moon.
ReplyDeleteAdorable Scratch. Compensates for all wrongs, Cereal. You should know that.
ReplyDeleteNo you aren't
ReplyDeleteOh jeez -_-
ReplyDeletenoooooooooooo....
ReplyDeleteI just cant handle it. *sobs* 10 seconds and I had to end it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this i dont even
ReplyDeleteI....huh?..what? I'm speachless.
ReplyDeleteHaha. It seems Spiderses so quickly became almost as infamous as another fanfic we all love to hate. :>
ReplyDelete@Ciakar
ReplyDeleteThink somewhere along the lines of Doom: repurcussions of My immortal (or something insane like that). Only ponies.
I couldn't make it past...well anywhere. Things that butcher english annoy me.
who's PK?
ReplyDeleteWhy did i watch the whole thing?!
ReplyDeletePossible Part 2?
Ahem...
ReplyDeleteTHE FUCK?!
@GenericUsername
ReplyDeletePK is the author of Antipodes.
And let me say: THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm so glad that someone made a video and the other person for reading it. That way I didn't have to suffer trying to figure out what was going on. At least try to figure out what any sane person would be able to figure out. I don't even know what to say after that. Still funny though.
ReplyDeleteNow I also kind of want to see someone try a fixed and expanded story of TwiMac Spiders and how they adjust. If done well enough, I can see it being a good [Random]/[Shipping] story. Maybe.
@Flameheart
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to say for sure without a full psychological evaluation, but I suggest you seek help. The fic may have caused your brain to attempt suicide.
Thanks to you i now know what really happened because i didn't go farther than 5th sentence.
ReplyDeleteYou're an awesome person! Awesome video! You made my day I'm gonna go search for pony spiders now.
Welp.
ReplyDeleteThe lines "I am a wizard," and "spiders by accident," were when I just lost it. This fic is incredible. I just can't describe how awful and hilarious it is.
ReplyDeleteWhy did i watch the whole thing? why could I not read the actually story?
ReplyDeleteI've come to a conclusion. crappy animation makes troll-fics bearable and funny.
oh god. oh god. I dont even.
ReplyDeletepart 2? (I watched this during a lecture... I didnt realise i was laughing out loud until the lecturer was looking at me...)
Kudos.
As much as the fic is a horrible attempt parody of Half Life: Full Life Consequences, the dramatic readings are fantastic.
ReplyDeleteThat was truly envigorating. The way the reader shifed his tone of voice to march the emotions portayed my the text was absolutely marvelous. the art also helped bring the author's masterpiece to life. Their is a level of connection that the reading adds which cannot be found anywhere else.
ReplyDelete... I watched the whole thing.
ReplyDelete...
Now my right eye won't stop twitching.
...
Also, my words, I have none. Please do not subject me to these horrors ever again. My poor heart can't take it.
"Sir, Derp Shields™ are holding at 97% power!"
ReplyDelete"Wow, something actually put a smudge on them? Must've been some serious derp..."
I don't know what to make of this.
ReplyDeleteNeither does Tiptoe.
spiderses wasnt that "great", funny but not very funny
ReplyDeleteAnd then I wents downted the page and readed all of teh comment. Then I posted the comment at the bottom of da the page and now weese here.
ReplyDelete@Gypsy
ReplyDeleteI got the feeling that this was never meant for mortal's eyes in the first place.
I think my brain just imploded....twice
ReplyDeleteThis changed my life.
ReplyDeleteBest. Vinyl Scratch image. EVER.
ReplyDeletefukkensaved.jpg
Oh, and...I guess there's a post attached to it too, isn't there? Cool. I guess. You guys...have fun with that. I'll just be over here. In my happy place.
With my picture.
THIS WAS SO AMAZING. I was crying. I was laughing so hard I was crying. I read spiderses, but this is just a whole nother level. I love the comments he added, too.
ReplyDeleteHoly Celestia, that was magnificent. I cried of laughter, and I'm still laughing.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for chapter 2.
Oh god why... Now I want chapter 2 also.
ReplyDeleteImage is fukkensaved
she wanted to talk to other spiders because that's what spiders do? i thought that they usually just kill each other.
ReplyDeleteWhat's really sad is that this is NOTHING!!! compared to My Immortal. If you don't know what that is, you are quite lucky.
ReplyDeleteIf, like me, your curiosity got the better of you and you read it, I weep for us both
OT: Damn funny
I haven't laughed like that in a good while.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd Scratch is adorable in that picture.
"Oh god. Oh god, guys. I am so sorry." You know Cereal, envysion may have posted a weird video, BUT AT LEAST HE DON'T LIE!
ReplyDeleteYou guys, are not random enough.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how many of you have watched the classica "random tales of g-man" by kitty 0706
This is randomness at its best.
Who doesn't smetimes liek sum radnum words all ova de plahc
LOL @ the outtakes
ReplyDeletewhy do we keep praising bad fan ficion?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't make it very far in the previous live reading, but this guy makes it mildly bearable.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean that that horrible fanfiction isn't that "famous" anymore? Hooray!
ReplyDeleteOh God x)
ReplyDeleteWhy does every fandom need their own version of Full Life Consequences? They are never as good as the original and every time someone fails at beating it, It just makes Full Life Consequences look like a masterpiece in troll fiction.
ReplyDeleteWell, that was suitably terrible.
ReplyDeleteJust wow and ...what
ReplyDeleteThe thing about a fic like this is that I don't think it's possible to not do this kind of thing on purpose. A normal person can't do this, you have to have to be skilled in order to write this badly.
ReplyDelete*sigh* xD
ReplyDeleteHAHA That was really funny. Reminds me of Jerry Jackson cartoons.
ReplyDeleteWat is this I dont even
ReplyDeleteso good,
ReplyDeletereminds my of "my immortal"
....you need to be MORE sorry Cereal.
ReplyDeleteDogs howled. Bats took to the sky. Spiders gathered in my living room to hear this, and threw up when it was over. I am still cleaning up little piles of arachnid puke. I laughed like a very silly person.
ReplyDeleteThis kinda reminds me of that one episode of "Dexter's Lab", the one with "Computress" and Mandrake's head swelling up? Yeah, that one. Kudos to the people who had the self-confidence and sheer guts to make that thing.
Okay, back to cleaning up after the spiders.
lolwut?
ReplyDelete@The Dread Pirate Roberts
ReplyDeleteThe first part of your comment killed me almost as much as the Flash did.
I'm so glad our fandom has its own version of Doom: Repercussions of Evil now. We're growing up!
I almost cried... that was an amazing story *-*
ReplyDelete*facehoof*
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe how far this has gone. All you bronys are CRAZY!
But this isn't complete...
ReplyDeleteI feel dumber for watching that, but it was amazing either way! SPIDER Mac is badass.
ReplyDeleteOuch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, my ears, ouch, ouch.
ReplyDeleteoh god lol, best incarnation of Spiderses yet
ReplyDeletethis was mind numbingly bad, but yet amazing. More?
ReplyDeleteThat was the funniest thing ever, I'm not over exaggerating. Ive never laughed that hard
ReplyDeleteAt first I was like: LOL! Then I was like: OH HELL NO! PK! WHY?! D:
ReplyDeleteHard for my brain to process but funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteim just for somes reasons melts into pile of braindedness
ReplyDeleteI don't normally see, but when I do, it's what you have done here.
ReplyDeleteThis was absolutely amazing, even if it was only the first part.
ReplyDeleteThis is excellent in the same way as the original fic was! I laughed. ^^
ReplyDeleteoh dear, it's like omg I'm not so sure i really want to know where it's going with this.. ^_^;;
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