After countless hours of scavenging the science section of youtube looking for genetic breakthroughs in life extension and pony creation, I have noticed a trend...
50% of it is ALWAYS unboxing.
And it just so happens that I found a first class mail parcel waiting for me. Lets do this!
Now unlike Cereal Velocity, I don't have the years of unboxing experience to really do this correctly. It takes a certain type of skill set to go from "just opening something" to "unwrapping and tearing fetish". I will however treat you all to a few images!
Hmm, Tupperware? I didn't order any Tupperware... Actually, after Googling that (Thanks to Firefox's spell check), it sounds like Tupperware is actually a brand name. Those sneaky marketing departments! Not only am I calling bandages, Band-Aids automatically, but they nailed me on plastic food storage devices too!
Time to open the lid!
Ohgodbubblewrap. Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to go pop all these real quick....
But wait!
It looks like a smug ass mare was playing stow away with my Great and Powerful packaging material! Who does she think she is, getting in the way of a good 30 minutes of enjoyment?
And in 10 seconds flat, Celestia is dethroned, and suddenly my pony collection has a new overlord.
Ridiculous...
Thanks to Eneha on Deviant Art for the bubble wrap! I'll keep an eye on your pony too, you don't need to worry about her.
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VastaKustutaSo jelly of that fluttershy and Trixie.
Very nice. That pose is so Trixie
VastaKustutaI'm so jelly.
VastaKustutaI love that Twilight seems to be recoiling from her...
VastaKustutaWho made that for you, and how much did they charge? I'd like to get a pony made...
VastaKustutaAmazing quality. Kudos to the creator for such high quality work.
VastaKustutaI'm so jelly, I may have to change my username to Smuckers.
VastaKustutabubble wrap is always the best part of packaging
VastaKustutaTrixie is like a total freaking rockstar from mars.
VastaKustutaThe Great and Powerful Tupperware,
VastaKustutaNow with free pony inside.
Now what's up with that Fluttershy, second Twilight, Applejack-who-looks-uncomfortable-next-to-Cheerilee?
Those aren't McPonies, are they? I thought they were smaller than that.
You need a bigger throne Seth, Celestia is still a little bit taller right now.
VastaKustutaO.o Oh wow... I... Am SOOOO jealous! ;~;
VastaKustutaYay! You got bubblewrap! Awesome gift, if I say so myself. I want some bubblewrap now. Bubblewrap of the Great and Powerful variety.
VastaKustutaSo jelly right now.
VastaKustutaWhy do my ponies never come in bubble wrap?
And all was as it should be
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaScratch that, I'm jelly of all of that. except the Twilight, AJ, Pinkie and Celestia, which I already have.
No way! I have the same modem!
VastaKustutaI hate you now, Seth.
VastaKustutaThat's an ugly carpet. The Trixie is amazing.
VastaKustutaLOL I love you Seth XD I'm so glad you like her! This post made me lol hard
VastaKustutaSeth you weird little man
VastaKustutaI envy you, Seth. Not for the transparent onnes though.
VastaKustutaJelly. Jelly everywhere.
VastaKustutaI didn't know I could be so jelly.
I wish I had bubble wrap :(
Nice pony too :p
Hay, look! I'm on his screen!
VastaKustutaAnd Pinkie looks like she wants to try something with/on your Special Surprise Inside.
See, I din' think I wanted any pony merch. Or rather, that it had to be very quiet and unobtrusive 'fore I wanted to get it.
VastaKustuta'Til now. Hand me Flutters and 'Twi and noone gets hurt! :(
So, question. Where did you get these g4 pony toys? The Fluttershy and Twilight look awesome, and I haven't seen them in the US.
VastaKustutaD'awww, cute. You totally deserve it Sethsty.
VastaKustutaEneha's ponies are awesome. Seth, your collection makes me very jealous.
VastaKustutaI'm so jealous right now D:
VastaKustuta@Luna
VastaKustutaHow would you know what something like that? Oh wait...Eternal Goddess and all, never mind. *mumbles something about the Karmaresutra and the author, Selene.*
jelly is me
VastaKustutai want a great and powerful bubble wrap too¡¡
Don't mess with Trixie; she'll fuck your shit up.
VastaKustutaThat's so sweet, do you have pictures of your entire MLP collection?
VastaKustutaSO AWESOME :O
VastaKustutaI want.
So, SO jelly. That's the best pose I've ever seen The Great and Powerful Trixie in.
VastaKustuta@Sun Ray
VastaKustutaMolded is awesome!
Is that Cynder the Dragon in the background?
VastaKustutaG&PT lounging on pink bubble wrap?
VastaKustutaI have the weirdest boner right now.
@ Sethisto
VastaKustutaMolded IS awesome. The quality is better in molded, even if I mostly have brushables, and only Pinkie and Spike molded. (long story) Also, where did you GET all of these. (besides the molded 5 pack most likely from Target)
I'm not jelly. I am beyond jelly. I'm like, freakin' peanut butter. Or maybe nutella...
VastaKustuta@ToonNinja
VastaKustutasigh.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutammm...nutella.
NICE! What a classy lounger.
VastaKustutaI hope you remember to clean it often
VastaKustutaMan, when I first saw this I thought "dear god, this is how creepy pasta starts" but everything turned out better then expected.
VastaKustutaOh, and Seth, I am very depressed tonight, so If you have a comedy fic, I would appreciate it being posted. Thank you for your time, and if you are too busy, or don't have one, I understand. Thank you anyways.
VastaKustutaTrixie is the cake while the bubble wrap is the icing.
VastaKustutaYour collection is the jelly.
Oh mah Luna, Cynder! Oh, and that's a pretty cool tuppaware container too. I guess that Trixie isn't that bad either.
VastaKustutaReally though, that's a pretty nice figure. That came out wrong. It's shape and curves were made well. No wait...aw hayseed, dat plot!
SO JELLY
VastaKustutaI can't believe I'm saying this, but she's looking very attractive. I also like Fluttershy's "I, for one, welcome our new tyrranical overlord" pose, Pink Celestia's subtle troll look to the camera and Twilight's recoil.
VastaKustutaThat said, any little girl would look down on you for your lack of brushables/accessories.
Oh Celestia I want that bubblewrap.
VastaKustutaAnd yet, your throne was the very tupperware that trixie came in, so celestia never really had a throne now, did she?
VastaKustutaAll kidding a side, that is a really awesome Trixie. Very show accurate details and a very original pose, huge props to the maker.
VastaKustutaSomeone's a Cynder fanboy.
VastaKustutaWoo, looks really nice. Just an awesome pose.
VastaKustutaOh, will get to looking into the life extension or pony research thing... if only someone would fund the program. :)
Well, obviously. Somebody is a little obsessive.
VastaKustutaI just all over my screen.
VastaKustutaI'm jelly bro.
I buck the trend. I am not jelly at all! A Trixie fan deserves a proper Trixie!
VastaKustuta!!!!!! ¡ JELLESS!!!!!
VastaKustutaRARGH!!!
An hour and a half LATER...
*bombs the Equestria Daily Factory*
*rampages Equestria*
RARGH! ME JELLESS!!!!!!!!
*runs into Sethiso*
YOO PONE WITH DOL!
MEE WANT!
I JELLESS OF YOO!
MEE KEEL YEW!
*stumps on him*
*goes to house and swipes ponies*
ME HAVE ALL!!!
Very nice! Glad to see people rewarding you for all your hard work, Seth. :)
VastaKustutaThat Look, well played Trixie.
VastaKustuta4 days later.
VastaKustutaMe: More tea, Trixie? *twitch*
Trixie: Yes! You're better than SETH!
Year goes by...
*Bam!!!*
Seth: Give... Me... TRIXIE...
All but Seth: NO!
Me: Go, EMOLGA!
Emolga: Emo!
Me: Use ATRACT!!!
Emolga uses Attract
Seth: :D <3
I use Masterball
Seth is trapped
I win!
Me: Emolga return!
Emolga returns
5 days later..
Me: Go, SETHISO!
Sethiso: Sethiso!
Me: Use DIE!
He explodes
You lucky bastard...
VastaKustuta-the legion has spoken
Seth and I have the same desktop! :D
VastaKustutaThey sell pink bubble wrap?!
VastaKustutaThat is... GODLIKE
VastaKustutaIf I had a Trixie claydoll looking at me like that I will drop to my knees without a second thought <3
VastaKustutaThe Great and Lucky Sethisto X3
Yo I'ma let you finish but Trixie is the best pony of all time! But I'm sure Fluttershy can share that power too, I love her just as much as Trixie :3.
VastaKustutaThe reason unboxing videos and picture showcases are so popular is due the "Christmas effect". The same joy you feel during Christmas is the same you'll get unwrapping that mail order or game cellophane.
VastaKustutaAnd other people (not those involved directly) can also feel the joy by observation. (It's called empathy.)
Bubble wrap?
VastaKustutaGet derpy quick :O
Sethisto, why do you have a picture of Cynder on your wall? it's Awesome!
VastaKustutaHehehe...
VastaKustuta"It looks like a smug ass-mare"
Oh, XKCD, you give entertainment to things that are already entertaining.
!omg! U Earned it!!!!!!!!!!!
VastaKustuta@EgoNaut
VastaKustutaShe is awesome!
Or was
Now ponies are.
I really wanna find ponies that don't have the actual hair like the ones at Target do.
VastaKustutaOmigosh! She is so... So... COOL!
VastaKustutaAlso, an eevee2espeon tribute is underway!
Nice pink bubblewrap!
Wow! Sparkly Twilight Sparkle!
Nice to see rewards.
The Great & Powerful Win, that is Trix. ;D
VastaKustutaME IS JELLY
VastaKustutaMust resist urge... to.. stab and steal....
VastaKustutaNot resisting.... that well.......
I'llbebacklaterohlunaohlunaohluna.
Off-topic, nice Spyro poster in the back there. That would be from the reboot, correct? It would be about 20% cooler if it were classic, but ah well.
VastaKustuta