Unfortunately, our driver crashed it on the first test drive. She suffered minor injuries, but we were able to talk to her on the way out of the hospital, where she was given a band-aid and a lollipop. She wasn't in a very talkative mood, but she did take the time to say (and I quote) 'This beastly contraption is unworthy of the Great and Powerful Trixie's talent! How do you humans tolerate such garbage?' She then demanded another lollipop.
We offered to modify the car, but our budget couldn't cover her demands of perfectly measured, full Aniline dyed leather seats and hoof wheel, studded in diamonds and embroidered with a hat and magic wand.
We have a new candidate for out next car though! One of the local mail ponies has volunteered. Apparently she always wanted to be a professional race car driver, but had trouble successfully communicating it. Hopefully that turns out better!
(Also thanks to mintbronycrunch for the car! It's awesome!)
You can find the video of this machine of PURE SPEED in action after the break.
(Also thanks to Phoe for the Trixie section! Whoops!)
(Also GT: ABARAMAN for the ponies on the side!)
71 comments:
To those who are too dumb to notice:
ReplyDeleteThis a recording from a video game, cannot remember the exact name.
ITS A FAKE /Deep Space Nine
I used to dislike conventional advertising.
ReplyDeleteThen the billboard and this came along.
~Dark~
Poor rendering gave away it wasn't real. Still nice though. ;)
ReplyDelete@Anonymous Forza 3
ReplyDeleteDude i wish she wouldn't have crashed >_< a pony car would've made watching racing with my dad worthwhile
ReplyDeleteMazda's faster.
ReplyDeleteAlso...
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/g/src/130960199640.jpg
Would somepony please paint their motorcycle to match Rainbow Dash
ReplyDeleteThat driver must have been really poor and really stupid.
ReplyDeleteConfound these racing sims, they drive me to mistake screenshots for photos.
ReplyDeleteOh crap its fake... Uhhh i feel ditzy now :P well i was born a blonde.... so.... yeah....
ReplyDeleteAt first I was thinking "Is this an old Gran Turismo?" then I realized it was Forza. Now I wish it was Gran Turismo.
ReplyDeleteStill, pretty cool, and that is some story.
Why is everypony treating this as real...
ReplyDeleteIts Forza 3, we churn out this stuff daily on Ponychan.
GT: Steven M4gnet
That was amazing, a very nice tribute to the best site on the interwebs.
ReplyDeleteMintBerryCrunch rock rock on.
ReplyDeletewhy wasnt pinkie pie displayed on the car :(
ReplyDeleteNascar?
ReplyDeleteI'm spotting right turns >.>
Hahaha now all we need is an actual nascar car with a brony in it ;)
ReplyDeletesee first 3 seconds... *that music + race car demonstration* I LOVE YOU.
ReplyDeleteWow, I didn't expect so many people to think this was real.
ReplyDeleteIt's got a FM3 logo in the video.....I'll go ahead and add it to the video title to avoid any more confusion.
*sigh* Wrong series. The Cadillac CTS-V runs in the Pirelli World Challenge series, not NASCAR. /pedant
ReplyDeleteFake. NASCAR doesn't run Cadillacs.
ReplyDeleteFigures I don't even get a writer's credit for that. Slave labor, that's what this is.
ReplyDeleteHey Mintberrycrunch, what;s your gamertag? If you don't mind me asking...
ReplyDeleteAh Sethisto, this is the Circuit de la Sarthe (Le Mans.)
ReplyDeleteNascar doesn't go there. ;)
Also, thanks for posting this.
ReplyDeleteFor a second I got excited.
ReplyDelete@PhoeI thought it had your flavor Phoe, but I wasn't certain. Seth, y u no give credit to your team?
ReplyDeleteyou'd think Trixie would've complained that her banner wasn't the one used for the paint job.
ReplyDeleteI am the only one who thought this was real for a second?
ReplyDeleteImmedtiatly?
ReplyDeleteCredit goes to GT: ABARAMAN for the ponies on the side of the car...
ReplyDeleteI am sure he would like to be mentioned.
just asking, is the stig a brony?
ReplyDelete(in my mind someday:
J.C: some say he is actuslly member of the greatest community and is a brony...some others say he once talked with pinkie pie about world dominatiion...al we know is hes called THe Stig)
hmmm, I saw NASCAR and was all excited, then I saw the cadillac and immediatley recognized the Forza graphics. Needless to say, I was even more excited.
ReplyDeleteNice job on the story, it was... interesting. I actually read through it too!
Watching this video makes me stop downloading pony pics and gives me the urge to make a pony car on Forza (Best racing game ever!)
@Mush,
ReplyDeleteYeah, I actually meant to ask for that to be in this post.
I gave him credit in the description and the credits though.
@MintBerryCrunch
ReplyDeleteOh ok!
So... is it possible that I could get your gamertag?
@Anonymous.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Pinkie is the Stig?
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ReplyDeleteWhile we are on the subject of cars, and other vehicle mods...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gtagarage.com/mods/screen.php?s=37180
http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/screen.php?s=37179
http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/screen.php?s=37177
http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/screen.php?s=37176
http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/screen.php?s=37175
http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/screen.php?s=37174
http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/screen.php?s=37173
Source:
http://www.gtagarage.com/mods/show.php?id=16756
@Mush
ReplyDeleteGT: MintBronyCrunch
Also, I couldn't fit Pinkie in anywhere. There just wasn't enough space for all of them on the car.
It wasn't an easy decision not to include her, but I couldn't do it without hurting the look of the car.
Just pretend she's the driver...yeah, that.
... Why is Pinkie Pie, the fastest pony in Equestria (evidenced by the fact that she can get places before Rainbow Dash even knows shes going there) not on the car?
ReplyDeleteYou put Trixie (one of the worst ponies) on the bonnet and you didn't do Pinkie Pie?
"brining me all the pony I could handle"
ReplyDeletePickled ponyflesh for everyone!
In other news: that was pretty darned cool.
@ MintBerryCrunch
ReplyDeleteMy GT is Flutt3r5hy and i've just added you on XBL
May i ask why you did this video?
Also, just because i can, here's a link to a car that beats your design by a long shot
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/g/src/130960199640.jpg
You had me for about 2 seconds before I realised it was Forza...
ReplyDelete@ 2:37 Anon
ReplyDelete....damn....
I'd go for a Hydra like that.
And figures AJ's would have been a Slamvan!
Still trying to figure out which mods the "Generosity", "Magic" and "Laughter" are. My car know-how isn't as good as it once was...
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteGenerosity = Elegy
Magic = Uranus
Laughter = Jester
Loyalty (in vid) = Hydra
Staremaster (in vid) = Rustler
Honesty (not actually shown) = Slamvan
The vehicles the skins add to are listed on the mod's page in the source link.
Your joking, right?
ReplyDeleteI now have the urge to play Forza 3...
ReplyDeleteMan, the great and powerful Trixie is one hell of a driver.
ReplyDeleteSeeing all of these Forza 3 designs makes me want to post my Rainbow Dash one...
ReplyDelete... OK now I wanna see fanart of Ditzy driving in NASCAR
ReplyDeleteTwo thingsl
ReplyDelete1. Lol, woman driver.
2. Most importantly...and that money and you friggin spent it on a nascar? Seriousoy?.....SERIOUSLY?.....((and then you get a woman to drive it??)) what a waste, all sorts of pony things you could have funded...*sigh* i didnt expect anything sensible from you...
@A Vulture with a Tophat
ReplyDeleteClose enough?
The paint is too nice to do the whole bike.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5545902/
Car...WHY YOU NO PINKIE PIE!?
ReplyDelete@MintBerryCrunch
ReplyDeleteI was surprised so many people thought the billboard was fake.
Well, I guess now I'll be spending my weekend trying to make decent Wonderbolt/Shadowbolt paint schemes for half my Forza garage.
ReplyDeleteAlso, for those of you complaining about the lack of Pinkie Pie on there, I've only seen two full-body designs of her on the in-game storefront where people post things they've made, and both were kinda meh quality. Dunno if that's changed recently, though (although there WAS a pretty decent looking Lyra on there last time I checked, so who knows).
That is hacked footage from Real Racing 2.
ReplyDeleteI have it on my iPad. lol
I kinda hoped it was real xD
ReplyDeleteBut this is awesome too!
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThat's not Real Racing 2. That's Forza Motorsport 3 for the Xbox 360.
Hey, can you post this car/vinyl on the storefront?
ReplyDeleteMy Gamertag: LowenHart85
@MintBerryCrunch
ReplyDeleteDude, the music "epicly" sucks, man! I just want to "set" it "on fire" like I do to my "brothers"! Other then that thanks for putting my music out there. =)
THIS IS NOT A STOCK CAR YOU FOAL
ReplyDeleteThat must have been Derpy driving in the video. She and Applejack are the only ponies I know of with the necessary dexterity to operate a steering wheel.
ReplyDelete@ismbof
ReplyDeleteYeah, it is pretty terrible isn't it, it was just made by some guy on YouTube who thinks he's good. :P
(for the people who can't tell, that was a joke)
Meh, I'd rather drive a Ferrarity
ReplyDelete(HuffytheMagicDragon)
I still prefer the 458 and Gallardo... But maybe because I worked on them both and they were made from scratch. Whatevs, guess we're gonna have to make pony racing commentaries to go with the competition. I just need to fix my Dazzle. And get back from Turkey.
ReplyDeleteFantastic. Bronies always amazes me.
ReplyDeletethis is news. making pony decals in forza is no joke.
ReplyDeletePony Forza decals is news? Late news then obviously. I've had pony cars in my garage before they appeared on the Forza storefront. I also believe I created the first ponified car, the Rainbow Dash 2010 Shelby GT500, which was followed by Mush with his Rainbow Dash Mazda.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you want an actual Equestria Daily Ford Fusion
Stock Car making, I'll get my team of expert designers (Flutt3rshy and Mush) on it. Show you guys how it's really done. Hell, we've already got like twenty cars we're working on.
Oh, and anyone that's insulting this guys driving, head over to www.equestriaracingworldtour.webs.com and sign up for a few events, then we'll see who's the better driver.
Ooh, Circuit de la Sarthe. I know that track like the back of my hand. That's the 1968 (I think is the date listed in GRiD) version since it doesn't have the turns during the straight part.
ReplyDeleteThat track was my favorite from GRiD. Circuit de la Sarthe, and Nurburgring (The Behemoth variant) should be in ALL racing games. If not, I can't consider it a racing game.
Circuit de la Sarthe and Nurburgring (The Behemoth) are my favorite racing tracks.
I made these at Toyotaracing.com a few months ago.
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