She's real. I didn't want to believe it, but she's real. The Pink One hides among us. Watching. Waiting. Giggling.
There is a... a video. Watch the -- no! Don't watch it. Never watch the video. If you watch it, She comes. She comes and she takes you away. And once she lets you go, it's not the same. The world outside my window is so gray now. I can't believe I didn't notice it before. So lifeless and dull. The sound summer wind rustling through the leaves and the grass is a soulless, hollow noise. The branches sway, not in dance but in horrid, mechanical mockery. Even the sun is blotted out behind a sky of endless, dreary clouds. None of it compares to the vibrancy of Her streamers. None of it. Maybe... maybe if I share it, She would let me come back. That would be... nice.
Twitch. Twitcha twitch. Parties forever. FOREVER...
131 comments:
first.
ReplyDeletenerds.
Second :3
ReplyDeleteThird
ReplyDeletehahaha best parody ever!
ReplyDeleteOh no, I'm a brony.
ReplyDeleteI'm left speechless.
ReplyDeleteQuick! Bring it a fresh 20 dollar bill! That's supposed to work, right?!
ReplyDeleteIt worked on the monster that was following me...
That is at least 20% cooler than The Ring.
ReplyDeleteHow can something so adorable be so terrifying? D:
ReplyDeleteOoooooh Celestia, Celestia, Celestia...
ReplyDeleteGyaaah! *Shudder*
What did I just watch LMAO
ReplyDelete... I don't even- what?
ReplyDeleteOMFG I'M GOING TO DIE!
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
ReplyDeleteThis video would probably be more amusing if I knew what it was referencing to. Still, the editing was pretty good.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteAnypony notice the TV's brand was Pony?
ReplyDeleteI've never actually seen The Ring.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but I was laughing the entire time...
-phone rings-
Uh oh...
Nope.
ReplyDeleteOkay, who else watched it just on the off chance that Pinkie really would show up?
ReplyDeleteIf you look closely at the TV, it says PONY on the bottom. (or maybe it says Sony. I just see pony.)
ReplyDeleteI AM READY
ReplyDeleteThat's fantastic.
ReplyDeleteWould make more sense if I had seen the original probably.
ReplyDeleteAnd what was that black box she put into the TV? A plane's flight record?
Just kidding.
lolololol, this is my new "recruit a brony" video. right next to ponycraft 2
ReplyDeleteMy experience watching this:
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO-
Random FOREVER! outta nowhere
HOLY CRAP!
i watched it hoping pinky pie would come out and PARTY lol!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe image reminds me of "Children of the corn"
ReplyDelete...but with wheat and Pinkie :O
Omg, she found it... we're doomed.
ReplyDeleteThat's okay, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyways.
ReplyDeleteIs this a parody of "The Ring"?
ReplyDelete@Kill me, I'm a PONY
ReplyDeleteWhere's my Pinkie Pie???
Get everybody you know and tie them down!
ReplyDeleteMuhahahahaha! That was awesome! So well made...
ReplyDeleteI think... sleeping is overrated
ReplyDeleteOh hey, what is ... OH GAWD!!! HELP !!
ReplyDeleteAnd the only way to save yourself is to make somebody else watch ponies. So the cycle goes...
ReplyDeleteFOREVER!
ReplyDeleteWHERE'S YOUR CELESTIA NOW???
ReplyDeleteWha-?
ReplyDeleteAnyways, death by magical pony is best death...
Good lord, Phoe! That was eerie.
ReplyDeleteO.O. It's okay Phoe, I...I really didn't want to sleep tonight anyways. 'sigh' Even if today WAS long and devastating. It's okay, I don't really need the rest.
ReplyDeleteThat description had me spooked.
ReplyDelete'I hope it isn't one of those cursed video tapes that are all the rage these days...'
ReplyDelete"SEVEN DAYS..."
'Oh, snap. I knew it.'
But why the English version? Actually. . . the English version deserves to be made fun of.
ReplyDeleteI am going to assume that the reason Pinkie Pie has not called me yet is because I saw this half an hour after it got posted here, and the queue is long. Pinkie! I'll be waiting!
ReplyDeleteOh shit my phone rang too!
ReplyDeleteI twitcha twitched in fear.
ReplyDelete"Something else is gonna fall..."
ReplyDeleteD:
Uh...........what?
ReplyDelete...what a strange combination of fear, suspense, blithe, and just wanting to laugh at this.... I'm just lost in my own composure.
Why is this the best thing ever.
ReplyDelete@Kill me, I'm a PONY
ReplyDeleteMe! I don't believe him!
I hope it's okay that I fell out of my chair laughing at this. Most horror films are bad, but some are just so terrible that they become hilarious. I was kinda sad that Pinkie didn't climb out of the screen, though...
ReplyDeleteYour description is practically a creepypasta. I love it.
ReplyDeleteThe ponies are there because of evil socks! Evil socks! I warned you all! The near-blindingly adorable equine bearing evil cotton-hoofwear invasion is entering stage two! Capture all souls in magnetic streamers!
ReplyDeleteBy the sweet mercy of Celestia, someone acknowledge this event! Prepare for developments of aponylyptic proportions!
The evil socks have tricked you by posing alongside regular socks! They shall wipe all ponydom off the map! PREPARE!
Pinkie wants her 20 bucks!
ReplyDeleteCreepyponypasta time, since no one is sleeping now?
ReplyDeleteI was sitting in the upstairs office of the office with a cup of tea when it happened. It had been a long day, and I’d set the work experience kid the seemingly unfuckupable task of dusting the flast sceens downstairs- after repeating my warning, of course, that some of them must not be touched or turned on. A terrified scream, quickly strangled by a building-shaking thump and an awful rending sound, brought me rushing downstairs.
The 3D Theater- I knew it. In there, there hung the most realistic 3D progection system, covering the full wall, made of plasma and wires. Behind the glass walls of its enclosure, it was harmless- although people amusingly reported seeing the face of an evil enchantress in it on occasion. Looking at it unprotected was madness, though- certainly for those without my knowledge of the pony ways.
I arrived in the theater room, and a sickeningly sweet smell hung in the air. On the floor lay half a body- the lower half, still in the clothes I recognised from earlier. The skin had been stretched purple and torn away, and the organs inside that hadn’t been torn free leaked their contents onto the floor. The legs were at the bottom of a maroon spray that started below the bottom edge of the screen, and the hipbone lay almost against the wall.
The glass door to the theater was open- the door itself propped open. Clumps of hair, matted with skin and blood, stuck to the screen of the obscenely huge TV. Concentrating now, I stepped in front of the black screen and turned it on, my sandals carefully placed either side of the bile-sprayed limbs and pool of blood on the floor. Looking into the dark reflection of the room as the screen alit, I soon saw a cartoon world once more. A purple pegasus began to walk onto the screen, and following behind her was a pale earth pony with a familiar look to its face. Sure enough, when the new charcter lifted its eyes to the screen, I recognised the now stretched face from earlier.
Hooray! Now Pinkie will visit me!
ReplyDeleteWe are all invited to The Party. Embrace the Pink One and the pastries will be eternal. Repent before the time of straight hair is upon you.
ReplyDeleteWould somepony mind telling me the name of the movie being parodied?
ReplyDeleteAaand that'll be the most I've ever watched of The Ring.
ReplyDeleteYe, GOD.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how, or why, but this video disturbs me greatly, even moreso than Cupcakes.
@RandomlyWeir
ReplyDeleteTo quote Phillip J. Fry, "I never thought I would die this way, but I always kinda hoped."
So now to wait for Pinkie...
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to lie. That may have been the creepiest thing I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteAnd I read cupcakes.
@Fallin' Winter
ReplyDeleteYou didn't miss much. This video is about 20,000% cooler than the movie. :P
Whatever, it's already 2.30 where i'm at, I'll just stay awake until morning.
ReplyDeleteThe Ring was a great horror movie.
ReplyDeleteOh boy, "scary pony". Should be fun.
ReplyDelete*minutes later*
I DON'T WANT THIS! I DON'T WANT THIS!! NOOOOO!!
*hides in closet before realizing that is where the monsters come from*
NOOOOOOO!!!
Watched video, phone rang, urinated a little.
ReplyDelete@Roy G. Biv
ReplyDeleteDAMNIT!! Don't give anons ideas. We don't need a creepy-pasta post on this site at this time of night.
"It was true then, the Pink ONE... the curse of the Blood-Lustful Goddess... Many had mentioned this history, even before us, bronies.
ReplyDeleteThe Pink ONE, shunned by the other goddesses, fault to her endless parties and orgies, all in her honor. She seeks vengeance over any mortal and any deity who dares to watch her. She drags them into her eternal party in the darkness.
Those who resist, should face death or even a fate worst than that: Loose their soul and transform it into a CUPCAKE!!! The body left in madness and despair forever.
Those who acclaim her and swear eternal obedience, should party forever with her, enjoying baths of honey and/or blood, whatever the Pink ONE asks, eating cupcakes of those innocent souls who dare to resist, and drinking from the sweet juices produce by the Hellish Tree of Partying. The Tree feeds on poor ponies specially selected by the Pink ONE, who have some sort of "talent". They suffer forever.
By now, the tree is feed over the bodies of the 5 other Elements of Harmony."
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Chapter VI from the "Equestrian Encyclopedia of Demons and Other Dark Realm Creatures."
Huh, I've never actually watched The Ring even. lol But I know what the basis is and all. This was interesting. Twitcha twitch twitch!
ReplyDeletegeeze, way to make ponies terrifying. cupcakes bothered me less than that. I guess as they say, giggle at the ghosties...
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! I'm not answering to the telephone from now on
ReplyDeletelets see.
ReplyDeletemy options would have included: cocoon, spontaneous combustion, scent of a woman, the MLP movie, or YOR hunter of the future.
ya im going with yor
The Pink one is real? Oh silly Phoe, need I remind you which of the Mane 6 attended Comic Con in "life-size statue" form?
ReplyDeleteI'm lmao right now... XD
ReplyDeleteAll right, now I have seven days to get all of my affairs in order before Pinkie comes and takes me away to Equestria.
ReplyDeleteIt. Is. ON.
This should be used as a MLP ad on Si Fi XD
ReplyDeleteStupid question, but what is this a parody of?
ReplyDelete"Labels: Join Us, Media, Not-Fanfiction, Yes you"
ReplyDeleteWhen will we ever use the first and last tags again? Great way to ramp up the paranoia. I also want to make a Changeling: The Lost campaign about this. Its too perfect not to do.
Also, This is a parody of The Ring cause it isn't clear to a few people.
@Roman500
ReplyDeleteI did, and I lost it.
What the flip. xD
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I watched this at work. And as SOON as the youtube video ended, my work phone went off from a restricted number.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to lie, it actually scared me a little.
Aaand that'll be the most I've ever watched of The Ring. [2]
ReplyDeleteDarn it, I was kind of hoping for my phone to ring... I just got it connected to my MLP soundboard, and a conversation between Pinkie and Pinkie would have been priceless.
ReplyDelete/signature
>watching this in the office
ReplyDelete>suddenly the phone rings
>felt so sad when it was my boss and not Pinkie...
My body is ready.
ReplyDeleteFor a second this really creeped me out
Interesting video, but I don't see what all the fuss is ab- hang on, gotta answer my phone... ;D
ReplyDeleteSeriously, this is an amazing video. I can't even comprehend the amount of editing that went into this. Bravo.
The.. tree... it's Fluttershy! It has pink leafs, see?
ReplyDeleteHaha that was awesome lol. I need to change the names on all of my Sony Stuff now to say Pony lol.
ReplyDeleteshe couldn't pick yor hunter from the future or spontaneous combustion or even the looking glass war which i thought was only books but still
ReplyDeleteps. let her find me ill be waiting for her seriously i will have my sword with me at all times from now till next week
ReplyDeleteDang it, ponies should only be creepy if it involves cupcakes or the Slender Mane!
ReplyDelete"IN SEVEN DAYS, YOU WILL BE CUPCAKES. TEEHEEHEE"
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else notice that the brand name on the front of the TV said "PONY" instead of "SONY"?
ReplyDeleteлюдей посмотревших станут брони
ReplyDeleteI hope i turn into a pony in seven days!
ReplyDeleteOh boy, The Ring pony. Lets see...
ReplyDelete*later*
Huh, nothing happe-
FOREVER!
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In Seven Days, You will Laugh!
ReplyDeleteDoes watching this video mean that in seven days Pinkie Pie will climb from my TV and throw a party?
ReplyDelete...Quick I must acquire this video! Fast!
That would be the best curse ever! And the Pony TV was very lol.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell is this?
ReplyDeleteI don't even understand it.
@Malacoda
ReplyDeleteIt's a parody of the movie called The Ring.
some people haven't seen The Ring? that's weird...
ReplyDeleteNever thought I'd hear Continue by Lull outside of iTunes. :o
ReplyDeletePinkie Pie crawling out of a television to drag me off in seven days?
ReplyDeleteChallenge Accepted. Time for a -real- bake-off.
Pinkie will Bake you... In SeVeN dAyS!!!
ReplyDeleteChanging the SONY on the TV to PONY was such a great touch.
ReplyDeleteI... honestly have no idea what this was referencing.
ReplyDeleteOh, Phoe.
ReplyDeleteActing like releasing the Pink One from her prison is a Bad thing....
-Draws a cupcake on the floor in pink icing with real birthday candles standing lit at the top-
I was expecting the Ring to use a blank, unmarked tape, not one with a Paramount Pictures label. That really just takes-away from all the suspense.
@Luna I don't see why, there's not supposed to be anything special about the tape itself after all.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this how all bronies are made? This is how I became one... :/
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteExactly! How are you supposed to set-up a bind trigger if the blind trigger blends into the surrounding so well that it's just another speck on the wall?
If it at least had a torn label, it'd stand-out more. But having a production crew logo is just saying, 'Hey, I was made by Paramount and they claim all legal right not to be held responsible for anything happening because you decided to watch this tape instead of the one next to it that was still in the shiny box.'
Irrelevant reasons aside, I spent Easter at a hospital, in a waiting room, watching movies. I picked what I watched by the box, not the label, which is why I ended-up watching Star Wars Episode III instead of Short Circuit.
See? It just works out so much better when you have a box, because then it's like getting a Mysterious Special Surprise Inside instead of just a Special Surprise Inside, even though Star Wars Episode III wasn't a good or special surprise inside...
Wait so...now that I've watched this I can experience a Pinkie Pie party?
ReplyDelete*Sits in front of his television for the next week waiting*
My body is ready.
Seems less like The Ring and more like Marble Hornets' totheark declaring his/her love for ponies...
ReplyDeleteThis can only mean one thing...
SLENDER MANE WALKS AMONG US!!!
*hides*
Eh, I'll be fine. 7 days is more than long enough to get a white gimp suit delivered to me, and I already have the perfect business suit and tie.
ReplyDeleteWe'll see who stalks who in the end...
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ReplyDelete2:08 to 2:14
ReplyDeleteAHH ! Oh gods... my ears ! I think they are bleeging or something... that or I'm temporarly deaf.
Talking on the phone? She's dangerously close to breaking the fourth wall. She could completely destroy it anytime now....
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I clicked a button on some wierd al pmvs and it took me here...... im scared now................
ReplyDeletewait... everypony is expecting pinkie pie to throw you a party after watching the tape... what if it's the deflated insane pinkie? D:
ReplyDeleteHaha! My phone didn't ring! But I saw something crawl out of the well and I th
ReplyDelete*twitchy-twitch*
@Kill me, I'm a PONY
ReplyDelete*Raises hand*
lol, oh well it was worth a shot.
I love this movie.
ReplyDeleteI love ponies.
I love this.
This is exactly why we need a creepy pasta tag for MLP.
ReplyDeleteThis was pretty good in creeping me out. Well done...
ReplyDelete@Kill me, I'm a PONY
ReplyDeleteGuilty as charged.
@Super2Pony
Then I'll hug her and tell her that her friends still love her. And that she has thousands of fans that love her. And that I am one of those fans.
TWITCHY-TWITCH! TWITCHY-TWICH!
ReplyDelete-lady hangs up-
10 seconds later, this happened:
-anvil falls on lady :(-