I am not even kidding. This is real. I don't even know what to say, other than I'm going and buying one of these the first chance I get. I'm going to brush my teeth with Pinkie! Ha.
Wow...I kind of want it, but at the same time, I think it would be more appropriate to the fan base if they were making cans of Monster or Full Throttle with MLP characters on them...and actually, Scootaloo is on RedBull 24/7, so that would be product placement...
@Anonymous Think about how much sugar she consumes in an hour. Multiply that by a whole day. Then notice how she still has all her teeth, and whiter than pearl.
After years of high-profile scientific research wtih the value of over seven billion dollars invested, our scientists have finally discovered that high ammounts of directly applied concentrated carbo-hydrates (commonly known as sugar) are in fact beneficial for both your teeth and your body's health.
In line with this new ground breaking discovery, we intorduce the Pinkie Pie Toothpaste, with 500 gramms of sugar injected into every single tube of toothpaste !!!
Do yourself a favor and treat your body the way it deserves. Sweetness is only answer to fight off the bitterness of medical problems !!!
Eeeugh, it's one of those horrific training toothpastes with a fruit flavour that only slightly cleans your teeth and then leaves a vile taste in your mouth.
Maybe we could get some Twilight Sparkle next? You don't even need a toothpaste related pun for that, it's there already.
Hey! There's no Twilight on that box! How will she ever be able to tell the Princess about her lesson in learning that friends help make her teeth clean!?
Am I the only one who saw the recommended ages? 16 months - 4 years... Probably because those over 4 will realize "awesome show advertising crappy toothpaste"
I don't know about the taste, you guys might be okay with it. I've always disliked "normal" toothpaste. When I moved out on my own, I started buying kids toothpaste and discovered I liked it a lot better!
Bad news for ya'll, though. Fluoride free means you're more likely to get cavities or sensitive teeth. :(
I bought it expecting the toothpaste to be pink, but it was clear. On the other hand it taste like candy and helps not rot your teeth so I think it was worth the buy.
A couple weeks ago I asked my parents to pick me up some fluoride free toothpaste while they were at the store, and guess what they got... XD I still don't want to open it, it's too epic to open D:
Exactly the same thought that I had, then I realized there would be copyright problems...
At least lease that poni to the company that makes Colgate toothpaste, Hasbro; make a deal and split teh profits! Only then will I force you to take my money.
I've had this for about 2 months, I never touch it though because it's way too precious. Somebody who knew I was a brony gifted it to me by leaving it on top of my book bag during one school day.
Small point. That is training toothpaste, which doesn't have fluoride in it. So don't go switching to exclusively that, or you'll find your teeth quickly developing cavities. Its used for kids because its safe to swallow, but its not something you want to use permanently.
That being said, Zorg, Queen Elizabeth kept her teeth until she was 60, in the sixteenth and seventeenth century I might add, and all she used was a velvet cloth to clean her teeth. People told her she was bonkers.
Yes, I do believe these boxes had been posted here on ED previously, maybe a couple of weeks ago. My store just got these in last week, so I kinda shuffled all the G4 Pinkie in front of the G3.5 :P
(That said, I think Little Bear and Thomas the talking train are still next to her.)
here's how to make your own toothpaste and put a picture of colgate/romana on it: http://tvo.org/stuff/stuff/makes/makes68bg.html
to put a picture of her: 1. print a picture of colgate desktop ponies sprite (in smallest form) on some adhesive 2. stick it on the toothpaste tube 3. decorate it as you want
My kids liked it so much they like brushing their teeth every now and then just to taste the flavor of the toothpaste, this is a very good product especially for those kids who doesn't brush their teeth. And by the way yesterday I went to my dentist at dentist Bondi Junction cosmetic dentistry for a deep cleaning as I leave the clinic my teeth is sparkling.
That's really funny. I remember using this when I was a kid. I just can't remember why my mother wanted us to use this even though we're all boys.liberty mo dentist
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but... where's Colgate :(
ReplyDeleteWouldn't Pinkie Toothpaste just make your teeth rot even more?
ReplyDeleteWANT! :O
ReplyDelete@Kitty Tail
ReplyDeletePrecisely.
Colgate > All other toothpastes
...deja vu, you mean this wasn't posted on the site already? :O
ReplyDeleteso cute (\^3^/)
ReplyDeleteDoes that say "Pinkie Party flavor"? I'll keep an eye out for this!
ReplyDeleteWow...I kind of want it, but at the same time, I think it would be more appropriate to the fan base if they were making cans of Monster or Full Throttle with MLP characters on them...and actually, Scootaloo is on RedBull 24/7, so that would be product placement...
ReplyDeleteIt actually says "Pinkie Fruity Flavor" according to the website. Wow the things that bronies will buy simply for being fans.
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ReplyDeleteNo, looks like it says Pinkie Fruity Flavor. A pony can dream, though.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteThink about how much sugar she consumes in an hour.
Multiply that by a whole day.
Then notice how she still has all her teeth, and whiter than pearl.
Yea, Pinkie-brand Toothpaste is like that.
it's safe to swallow!
ReplyDeleteLOLwut?
ReplyDeleteshell clean your teeth FOREVER
ReplyDeleteSeriously?
ReplyDeleteI dreamed that Pinkie brushed my teeth, quite fast, didn't feel good, but a pony brushed my teeth, so I did nothing against it.
@krypqe Colgate is a background pony that looks like she has toothpaste for hair.
ReplyDeleteAlright, now where's my Sparkling Rarity Mouthwash?
ReplyDelete>Not Colgate
ReplyDelete>Will still buy
>>BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE
The new revolutionary PONY TOOTHPASTE.
ReplyDeleteAfter years of high-profile scientific research wtih the value of over seven billion dollars invested, our scientists have finally discovered that high ammounts of directly applied concentrated carbo-hydrates (commonly known as sugar) are in fact beneficial for both your teeth and your body's health.
In line with this new ground breaking discovery, we intorduce the Pinkie Pie Toothpaste, with 500 gramms of sugar injected into every single tube of toothpaste !!!
Do yourself a favor and treat your body the way it deserves. Sweetness is only answer to fight off the bitterness of medical problems !!!
Order today !!!
DELICIOUUUUUUS
ReplyDeleteDO want!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteI know, but she holds down a part time job as being toothpaste, also.
You don't get paid much as a background pony, and sometimes it can be difficult to make ends meet, thus, a lot of them get second jobs.
At least they didn't screw up Pinkie's colors. >:
ReplyDeleteKeeps your teeth clean FOREVER! (Read; Forever=12 hours)
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I saw this on ED already...
ReplyDeleteEeeugh, it's one of those horrific training toothpastes with a fruit flavour that only slightly cleans your teeth and then leaves a vile taste in your mouth.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we could get some Twilight Sparkle next? You don't even need a toothpaste related pun for that, it's there already.
This has been at the supermarket I work at for months.
ReplyDeleteFYI, my kids have this type of toothpaste (with Thomas the train instead). It tastes kinda nasty, so be prepared for that.
ReplyDeleteAt long last! I'll finally find out what that pink pony tast-
ReplyDelete*Ahem* Umm...
HEYLOOKAPONY! *Point*
But what happened to Colgate(The Pony) <:S?
ReplyDeleteBetter than Celestia toothpaste
ReplyDeleteMy teeth are so pretty!
no muffin flavour though? Now derpy will never brush
Hey! There's no Twilight on that box! How will she ever be able to tell the Princess about her lesson in learning that friends help make her teeth clean!?
ReplyDeleteSafe if swallowed, you say?
ReplyDeleteI'm contemplating buying this just to eat it.
from far away, "oragel" look like "oatmeal" XD
ReplyDeleteLol, my friend literally sent me a picture of this in stores earlier today.
ReplyDeleteI cannot understand the logic behind Pinkie and Toothpaste xD
There's a toothbrush too
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who saw the recommended ages? 16 months - 4 years... Probably because those over 4 will realize "awesome show advertising crappy toothpaste"
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the taste, you guys might be okay with it. I've always disliked "normal" toothpaste. When I moved out on my own, I started buying kids toothpaste and discovered I liked it a lot better!
ReplyDeleteBad news for ya'll, though. Fluoride free means you're more likely to get cavities or sensitive teeth. :(
@haganbmj
ReplyDeleteAs was said above:
Think about how much sugar Pinkie consumes. Who better to extol (implicitly) the virtues of dental hygiene?
@ a href #c1102393015809465114 >Tlight /a>
ReplyDeleteLike me, you prolly saw it before on Know Your Meme
Rarity is on the box, thereby I must buy it.
ReplyDeleteLol a friend of mine bought me the pinkie pie tooth paste as a joke, she didn't expect me to love it as much as I did XD
ReplyDeleteI'm not convinced this would be good for my teeth xD
ReplyDeleteWaiting for rainbow dash candyvag flavor
ReplyDeleteThey sure do like using Pinkie for merchandise. AND THAT'S FANTASTIC!
ReplyDeleteSaw it months ago. xD I need to use up my other toothpaste, though. xD
ReplyDelete@Tlight
ReplyDeleteThere was a Pinkie toothbrush posted here a while ago. It's probably that.
Training toohpaste, implying edible.
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting on the pony themed bottles of Elmer's Glue to hit the market. Oh what sweet day of comedy that will be.
ReplyDeleteSafe if swallowed WHEN USED AS DIRECTED.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.orajel.com/kids-oral-care/training-toothpaste/Products/orajel-toddler-training-toothpaste-with-my-little-pony.aspx (click on "View Product Label")
DON'T JUST EAT THIS STUFF
Turns out it's just frosting.
ReplyDeleteDid they finally drop Little Bear as their mascot?
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I work in a Pharmacy... God I hope we end up stocking this
ReplyDeleteI have some of this. It's soooooooo good.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't buy it, but I like the box >_>
ReplyDeleteI bought it expecting the toothpaste to be pink, but it was clear. On the other hand it taste like candy and helps not rot your teeth so I think it was worth the buy.
ReplyDeleteThey sure like to slap Pinkie on the front of all their merchandise.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteBecause Pinkie is the best pony.
Taste the Hot Sauce!
ReplyDeleteThere are 17 songs in season 1, according to the FiM wiki. Meaning less in season 2.
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@Anonymous
ReplyDeletemeant to post this in another article herp derp
Colgate needs to release Colgate toothpaste. In fact, Colgate should just be Colgate's mascot. I would never buy any other toothpaste.
ReplyDeleteA couple weeks ago I asked my parents to pick me up some fluoride free toothpaste while they were at the store, and guess what they got... XD I still don't want to open it, it's too epic to open D:
ReplyDeleteMy Teeth are Now 20% Whiter. ;D
ReplyDelete@Kitty Tail
ReplyDeleteExactly the same thought that I had, then I realized there would be copyright problems...
At least lease that poni to the company that makes Colgate toothpaste, Hasbro; make a deal and split teh profits! Only then will I force you to take my money.
Safe if swallowed?
ReplyDeleteit dose look good..............
My dentist is about to start wondering why I brush my teeth so much.
ReplyDeleteI've had this for about 2 months, I never touch it though because it's way too precious. Somebody who knew I was a brony gifted it to me by leaving it on top of my book bag during one school day.
ReplyDelete@DavidReinold
ReplyDeleteHoly hell, I would buy MLP energy drinks in a heartbeat.
So this is made from Pinkie Pie!?
ReplyDeleteBrushing teeth with a dead pony
Or has itt been made BY Pinkie Pie just like in
the cupcake fanfin
i will definitly be looking for it next time i go shopping
ReplyDeleteI expect a new wave of brushie-brushie pics on Ponibooru.
ReplyDeleteSmall point. That is training toothpaste, which doesn't have fluoride in it. So don't go switching to exclusively that, or you'll find your teeth quickly developing cavities. Its used for kids because its safe to swallow, but its not something you want to use permanently.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, Zorg, Queen Elizabeth kept her teeth until she was 60, in the sixteenth and seventeenth century I might add, and all she used was a velvet cloth to clean her teeth. People told her she was bonkers.
ReplyDeleteCan't be as bad as a velvet cloth. *shrug*
Yeah, I've been stocking this stuff on the shelves every night for the past four months. I always grin a little when I get to stock MLP products.
ReplyDeleteSeth what the balls? I sent you this 2 weeks ago and you said it was old news. Lol
ReplyDeleteOoops Cereal posted this. Nevermind
ReplyDeleteHoly crap Cereal, that's my photo! The first one. :o
ReplyDeleteKnowing Pinkie it's probably loaded with sugar...
ReplyDeleteWANT.
Yes, I do believe these boxes had been posted here on ED previously, maybe a couple of weeks ago. My store just got these in last week, so I kinda shuffled all the G4 Pinkie in front of the G3.5 :P
ReplyDelete(That said, I think Little Bear and Thomas the talking train are still next to her.)
My niece bought this packed with a toothbursh this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI lol'd at the store when I saw this.
ReplyDelete>Bought this w/ Pinkie Toothbrush
ReplyDelete>Use every day
>Brushie Brushie Brushie!
I just got some today. I can't wait to brush my teeth!
ReplyDeleteIt should have been Colgate/Romana!
ReplyDeleteBrushie Brushie Brushie Brushie!
hehe i'm here right now with my desktop colgate and some others i really like the brushie thing =w=
ReplyDeletehere's how to make your own toothpaste and put a picture of colgate/romana on it:
ReplyDeletehttp://tvo.org/stuff/stuff/makes/makes68bg.html
to put a picture of her:
1. print a picture of colgate desktop ponies sprite (in smallest form) on some adhesive
2. stick it on the toothpaste tube
3. decorate it as you want
is it cupcake flavored?
ReplyDeleteMy kids liked it so much they like brushing their teeth every now and then just to taste the flavor of the toothpaste, this is a very good product especially for those kids who doesn't brush their teeth. And by the way yesterday I went to my dentist at dentist Bondi Junction cosmetic dentistry for a deep cleaning as I leave the clinic my teeth is sparkling.
ReplyDeleteThat's really funny. I remember using this when I was a kid. I just can't remember why my mother wanted us to use this even though we're all boys.liberty mo dentist
ReplyDeletepinkie pie is best toothpaste
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