I'm scared. Those eyes... THOSE EYES! OH CELESTIA WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!! Also AJ, want to remind us why you have a cardboard cut-out of Twilight? That's... kinda stalkerish.
I've seen the terrifying talking pink Celestia's at Target who says "I'm a princess, are you a princess too?", (like she's trying to rub it in little girls' faces)
-but i'm not exactly sure what blood-laser eyes Celestia is referencing.
At first I thought Princess Celestia was turning into one of those horned lizards that shoot blood from their eyes, and then the lasers... and I almost died laughing. Great comic.
The "Twilight" cardboard cutout is a joke on the hasbro product where applejack has a car with a trunk, and in the back there is a cardboard cutout of a twilight sparkle (i guess it's supposed to mean that you can fit other ponies in the backseat) also DAT FLAG
That comic was completely priceless. Hasbro has got to stop with the fake friends (the recolors), and they definitely has got to ditch those stupid pieces of items, like the car for instance.
Then i would buy the toys... If i can hide them very well.
If there used to be confederate equestrians, does that mean there's also an equestrian KKK? And if so, is that why Zecora lives on her own in the Everfree Forest? Would certainly explain ponyville's response when ever Zecora visited the town prior to Bridle Gossip....
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Glorious XD
ReplyDeleteAnd now I wish I had changed my vote to Celestia. That was amazing!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I understand.
ReplyDeleteNeeds more Cardboard Dash, but Filler Twi works too, being it is her applecart and all.
ReplyDeleteNow she can shoot lasers from her eyes...
ReplyDeleteWe need more comics poking fun at the strangeness of the merchandise!
ReplyDeleteThe more firepower the fandom gives Celestia the more likely were gonna lose the Luna Revolution.
ReplyDeleteI have alrady seen
ReplyDeleteHmm.. I think I get it (its a ref on the toy right?) but I don't suppose AJ should have her hat on this one then.
ReplyDeleteFIRE ZE LAZERZ
ReplyDeleteOH LAWDS! Terrifying
ReplyDeleteOh gawd, the first frame, DA FLAG behind AJ, lawl
ReplyDeleteI almost died when I saw the confederate flag in the back of the truck.
ReplyDeleteI still can't get over the fact they made the Celestia figure PAAAAANK.
ReplyDelete"MY WINGS ARE SO PRETTY."
ReplyDeleteD:
she's a Dark Overlord of the Universe!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous Ha, I missed that. Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThe Moon will rise again! Never took AJ as a Luna sympathizer .
ReplyDeleteI rarely laugh out loud about anything, but this was HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteSHE COMES.
ReplyDelete~Scratch
I'm scared. Those eyes... THOSE EYES! OH CELESTIA WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlso AJ, want to remind us why you have a cardboard cut-out of Twilight? That's... kinda stalkerish.
So... since when did Celestia's EYES BLEED? O.o *Is slightly spooked*
ReplyDelete@Soapy5 Gloria Lunas!
ReplyDeleteso does that truck only have one horsepower?
ReplyDeleteLast panel:
ReplyDeleteWhat. The heck. Just happened?
I'm frightened in ways I never thought were possible...
ReplyDeleteOh, god, the eyes THE EYES
ReplyDeleteNightmare fuel
ReplyDeleteThats okay, I didnt wanna go to sleep tonight anyway.
ReplyDeleteWell, I didn't wanna sleep tonight anyway!
ReplyDeleteIt's... nice.
ReplyDeleteOUCH! . . . . someone was a little bit harsh . . . >.>
ReplyDeleteMan...this is just too funny to describe. XD
ReplyDeleteL O FREAKIN L
ReplyDeleteAlso. Applejack is shipping twilight XD
I think the most terrifying thing about this comic was the source. ;_;
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This is epic! :3
ReplyDeleteI've seen the terrifying talking pink Celestia's at Target who says "I'm a princess, are you a princess too?", (like she's trying to rub it in little girls' faces)
ReplyDelete-but i'm not exactly sure what blood-laser eyes Celestia is referencing.
And that's why applejack has a cart now
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought Princess Celestia was turning into one of those horned lizards that shoot blood from their eyes, and then the lasers... and I almost died laughing. Great comic.
ReplyDelete0___0;;;
ReplyDeleteI understand the lazer beam and such, but... what was AppleJack doing with that.. Twilight... prop?..
The "Twilight" cardboard cutout is a joke on the hasbro product where applejack has a car with a trunk, and in the back there is a cardboard cutout of a twilight sparkle (i guess it's supposed to mean that you can fit other ponies in the backseat)
ReplyDeletealso
DAT FLAG
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/toys-applejacks-truck.html
ReplyDeleteFor those who don't get the reference
I don't get the lasers.
ReplyDeleteWith all the complaining about linking to furaffinity, you're playing with fire linking to e621... :3
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteBecause its a direct link to the image, no?
soo.... funny!! pffffft!
ReplyDeleteOh no she Didn't- *Gets Blown By Celestia's Blood Eyes* She DID. XoX
ReplyDelete(Note To Self: Don't Call Celestia a Mule... Or Anything Slightly Unpleasant-Sounding... :o)
Wat.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but the hilarious first panel was funnier than the whole comic.
ReplyDeleteMy sides... they've split.
ReplyDeleteRoflmao...imagine if Superman bleed all the way when he used his laser eyes
ReplyDeletebtw someone tell blogger to add an edit button
ReplyDeleteAj: Oh god! Whats happening!?
ReplyDeletepriceless.
i also like how held on to the wheel.
The amount of "what the frig" was high in this one. I wonder if this was another Zalgo thing.
ReplyDeleteI may be captain Obvious here, but was that Twilight cutout used to get into the high-occupancy lane, like carpooling or something?
ReplyDelete@Anonymous Nah, it's making fun of the silly merchandise. See http://www.strawberryreef.com/images/Ponies/FIM/ApplejackFIMtruck_200_M_unknown.jpg
ReplyDeleteLoved the strip by the way.
What
ReplyDeleteCelestia used Amaterasu! GASP!
ReplyDeleteROFL!! I demand more merch comics!
ReplyDeleteLMAO We need more of these!!
ReplyDeleteAlso: http://bit.ly/kUhD1m
HA! Confederate Applejack got owned!
ReplyDeleteNow, about that rise of Luna thing...
That comic was completely priceless. Hasbro has got to stop with the fake friends (the recolors), and they definitely has got to ditch those stupid pieces of items, like the car for instance.
ReplyDeleteThen i would buy the toys... If i can hide them very well.
Cutely done.
ReplyDeleteYou would think that the fancy carriage would have tipped her off...
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! Celestia is satanic!!!!
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE HAY!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was so amazing!!!!!!! 8D
If there used to be confederate equestrians, does that mean there's also an equestrian KKK?
ReplyDeleteAnd if so, is that why Zecora lives on her own in the Everfree Forest?
Would certainly explain ponyville's response when ever Zecora visited the town prior to Bridle Gossip....
She's like ultimate goddess! not just shooting lasers! she can do anything! LOL
ReplyDeleteActually I got freaking scared she looked that way! LOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteThe reason Celestia's eyes bled is because the truck was such an eyesore.
ReplyDeletei laughed out loud
ReplyDeleteIsn't a reference to a old Batman The Animated Series cartoon? I remember one guy yelling at a car that had the joker inside.
ReplyDelete@Ian: Nope. Check it out below.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/05/toys-applejacks-truck.html
Also, Confederate Applejack made me laugh harder than I should have.
That truck had it coming.
ReplyDeleteWhy would applejack even HAVE such an abomination?
More merchandise-mockin' comical comics plz.
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