I asked how they come to these conclusions, and I guess it's all based around "what is currently popular" according to specific websites, apps, and social networking sites.
It's always entertaining to see our nonsense pop up in real news. Good job everyone!
Now onward to renaming Hawaii "Equestria!" and starting a brony empire over there! We got this!
Thanks to Laughing Man for the heads up and image.
76 comments:
I know I've already made my projection.
ReplyDeleteI am all for taking over Hawaii, just leave Texas alone and you won't get shot with our M60s we have in everyones house.
ReplyDeleteCorrection: We are not right below Miley Cyrus in popularity.
ReplyDeleteWe're right below an awkward moment caused by Miley Cyrus's singing in popularity.
That's much higher up there than "right below Miley Cyrus" could ever be.
How many bronies are there total? Gotta be at least 15,000 or 20,000, counting the silent masses.
ReplyDeleteWe could probably handle a good bit of Indonesia with that kind of bropower.
It's good to see ponies increasing in popularity. Maybe someday I'll be able to come out of the brony closet!
ReplyDelete@Aquaman52
ReplyDelete15,000 to 20,000 sounds pretty good, but it could be higher. One upload of episode one on Youtube is almost at 1 million views and the Friendship is Magic TV fan page is at 12,500 likes alone. I wish there was some way to do an official Brony census.:\
Hawaii? Maybe. We'll have to expand some day, though. Can't wait for more islands to form.
ReplyDeleteI love that it's the Celestia "Obey" picture.
ReplyDeleteHawaii? You think too small. We must conquer the moon!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteIndeed. The amount of use that thing gets is astounding.
Wait, Hawaii? Shouln't we be more focused on taking over some third world country? One thats bigger than Hawaii.
ReplyDeleteAwww.. I wanted us to take over Denmark
ReplyDeleteI'm okay with making Hawaii a pony heaven. Hawaii is sweet.
ReplyDeleteI'm all for taking over the moon. Then we could build the orbital friendship cannon. THEN we conquer the world.
ReplyDelete@Roman500
ReplyDeleteThey're third-world countries for a reason you know, one of which is the lack of internet and ponies.
haha celestia's obey picture is impressive how much that picture gets used.
ReplyDeleteWell let's begin world domination
YES! PLEASE TAKE OVER HAWAII SOOO BAD! theres like.. ZERO freakin bronies here! (yes i live in hawaii lol) urghhh! i only know two one other brony here! ;_;
ReplyDeleteWe sure are getting a lot of media attention lately
ReplyDeleteI live in Hawaii.
ReplyDelete:D
And slowly bronies will take over the world.
ReplyDeleteI say we begin by creating an Antarctic base of operations.
ReplyDeleteFrom there, we shall plot our course, building up international forces until the power of the Cutie Mark Crusade is strong enough to launch an invasion of the nearby Tierra del Fuego and surrounding South American countries, until we eventually overcome Brazil (RE: Rio de Janeiro: The city where everyone is more attractive than you).
From there, we shall use our new continent of "South Equestria" to quickly overcome the Central American bridge as well as the Caribbean Islands, transforming them into Central Equestria and the Celestial Islands, respectively.
At this point, we will more than likely have enough power to (albeit slowly) conquer Mexico, then skipping over the U.S. before coming back to surround it with both Mexico and Canada, as a result completing the landmass of Equestria. Well, we'd still need to take Greenland, but hay, nopony lives there anyway.
From there, we can easily convert most, if not all, of Africa (which will highly increase medical technology due to the new Friendship Regime's policy of enhanced sharing and caring), giving us a quick bridge to the Middle East and Europe as a result.
After Europe and Southwest Asia have been taken by the Cutie Mark Crusade, the rest of Asia will be an easy target, using the massive power gained on both sides to overcome China, Japan, and as a result, the rest.
Australia will be a simple conquest due to the highly uneven population spacing throughout the continent. It'll only be a matter of taking the coasts, really.
Once all other nations on the planet have been converted to the glory of Bronydom, Russia will have no choice but to surrender to the magic of friendship.
Once all this has been completed, with every last piece of the Earth united under brotherhood and kindness, there will be no more war, resources and technology will be shared, therefore eliminating poverty and technological shortcomings, and the entire world will enter a state of bliss and peace similar to that of mid-sixties America, except with no prejudice against any race, gender, or age.
Any and all who have failed to recognize the true magic of friendship will quickly be assimilated by the Orbital Friendship Beam, designed with space-age GPS programming to automatically position itself over any targeted being and immediately infuse them with kindness and love.
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TL;DR - A 100% brony planet can only be good.
Oh yes, we are taking over the world :)
ReplyDeleteLOL thats our Facebook page www.facebook.com/broniesforever
I agree, lets rename Hawaii to Equestria.
...Good Luna that word wall was even bigger than I expected.
ReplyDeleteHawaii and the moon it is!
ReplyDeleteAnd they picked a good picture too.
ReplyDeleteonce we get Hawaii ponies completly takes over the world!!!
ReplyDeleteLonesome brony from Hawaii here. I would be more than willing to offer our islands to our pony overlords.
ReplyDeleteI hope you guys leave the pharmacy school on the Big Island intact. I needs my degrees yo.
ReplyDeleteIt would be awesome if we could procure the necessary land to build and live in a life size, modern day Equestria. We could elect two princesses to rule, and everyone would make muffins and cupcakes and there would never be any war because Friendship is Magic.
ReplyDeleteA brony can only dream =P
One of the top seven apps is "Dog Whistle! See if your dog responds!" ?
ReplyDelete*facehoof*
I hate Facebook :/
ReplyDeleteman, im surprised theres other bronies from Hawaii besides me :P lol
ReplyDelete@Display Name
ReplyDeleteThis guy's got the right idea! ...If it didn't require war and conquering, that is XD
And once everyone is Brony........................
ReplyDeleteno one will be!
If Texas is taken over, I will secede. Friendship is great and all, but we will NOT hand over our guns.
ReplyDeleteYou know, If we control the Internet we basicly control the media which contols the world. If we have the internet, the only other practical way of getting mail and such will have to be though the My Little Pony Express. And if we have that, we can spread pony propaganda thus forceing the world to adopt a new constitution
ReplyDeleteof friendship.
@Kujiro:
ReplyDeleteI never said war had to be involved. It would be a completely non-violent takeover.
If we tried using military force then they'd have an excuse to completely crush us, but with nonviolence, any forceful resistance would make them look bad in the eyes of other countries.
After all, it's just a bunch of prime-aged men (hurrdurr girls can't be bronies) trying to get the world's nations to watch a good TV show.
I live in Hawaii and I am ready for annexation at any time. For Equestria.
ReplyDeleteSaw this yesterday. Good Ol' Free MX newspaper. Was so stoked when I saw it.
ReplyDeleteOh MX, why did I have to miss yesterdays and todays issues by going home early?
ReplyDeleteThat OBEY pic looks badass!
ReplyDelete@Ivan2294:
ReplyDeleteGuns wouldn't necessarily have to be forsaken. Remember that even with the ponies, most of us still have our hobbies, even hunting.
They'd sort of be unnecessary if you mean for self-defense, seeing as there would be a 99.99% reduced crime rate, but even then I don't see why they couldn't at least be kept just to keep them.
Hawaii would make a terrible Equestria. No Wrapping Up of Winter, no Running of The Leaves. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. I love that this show is gaining popularity. :')
ReplyDeleteFirst Facebook
ReplyDeletethen
THE WORLD
...It's won't truly be Equestria until we see actual Ponies.
ReplyDeleteWhere's a scientist when you need one?
This paper clearly likes ponies because they posted my video in the top 7 youtube section as well http://i.imgur.com/f1MAM.jpg
ReplyDeleteGuess what
ReplyDeleteI LIVE IN AUSTRALIA!
There's all kind of MLP stuff here, I even saw an ad for the toys! (I have one :P)
Ponies...shall conquer the earth, it´s so beautiful I could cry.
ReplyDeleteI live in Hawaii and im for renaming but I don't think you'll get past the native hawaiian
ReplyDeleteactivists.
Pearl city, HI reporting in. The Hawaii insurgents will establish the beachhead for the brony onslaught.
ReplyDeleteThat almost makes me want to join facebook just to prop up the Brony group
ReplyDeleteWhy not Åland (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%85land_Islands), in Finland, instead if Hawaii? Why Åland?
ReplyDelete-It's actually close to something, unlike Hawaii.
-It's already autonomous and demilitarized, nopony would probably even notice a takeover.
-The climate allows for events like Winter Wrap Up and Running of the leaves.
-It's stable. No volcanoes and such.
-It's easier to expand to the rest of Europe from there.
-No native population to resist takeover (Finns live elsewhere too, compared to native Hawaiians)
the 21Dec 2012 Apocalypse is that Ponies are gonna take over the world
ReplyDeleteWe don't need to take over Hawaii, If we succeed with the take over of Facebook we can influence and control more people faster than an invasion could ever do on its own. With the second season coming at the end of the year, and the first coming to the UK and Ireland by august, We could have near total control by the end of the year. We can't rush these things, Just let the magic of friendship take hold and deal with the leftovers.
ReplyDeleteThey had the pony video "P for Pinketta" in the Top 7 Youtube videos for MX on the 4th of May.
ReplyDeleteInternet domination is at hand! March on,Bronies! To victory!
ReplyDelete@Display Name I can help with the Europe part
ReplyDeleteAll I have to say is yay.
ReplyDeleteCome take over Canada. We are already very friendly, there is lots of room.
ReplyDeleteCould we take over Denmark too?
ReplyDeleteI'm getting kinda lonely here : )
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ReplyDeleteCome fill up Australia, we need more Bronys and Brony~ettes.. (I just cant bring myself to call myself and other females a brony..)
ReplyDeletePweeease?! *makes pony eyes at you all*
This got 800 pageviews in the 5 minutes this was being typed.
ReplyDeleteApparently, YouTube said it's WW3, with Bronies v. Trolls.
How much of the UK have Bronies taken over so far? I'm the only one in my school, and I like to wait for the Brony Wave to hit Liverpool. :3
I would think that taking over Japan with Ponies would be easy, given the fact that they seem drawn to all things brightly colored and big-eyed (as a general rule). And since Japan seems to hold a lot of influence on world culture, every other nation will eventually fall like dominoes.
ReplyDelete....by Celestia, it would be beautiful.
@ZenOfDarkness: Agreed.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Display Name but with a different base of operations. In Antarctica we can't participate in the Falling of the Leaves nor can we wrap up winter. Like ZenOfDarkness said, we should go for a powerful country like Japan. Taking over Japan with our friendship influenced magic will greatly improve our Brony Conversion Rate.
ReplyDeletebump
ReplyDeleteLet's do like Hitler. Poland first, then we can take those surrounding us, then Paris. London is next, then to Spain and Portugal, gradually gaining more and more support. Africa is easy, then screw the Middle East. South America is easy, too, as is Mexico. Austrailia is already bronyfied, and the US is last. Yup. World domination.
ReplyDeletemaybe if we all become internet friends with people in china and brain wash all thier 12-36 year olds with the mylittle pony theme song we could take china! then austrialia then the us
ReplyDeleteThis is amazing.
ReplyDelete@Brony boy 12
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, the U.S. has already been taken.
dont take over danmark plz all the power 2 bronies
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg-_HeVNYOk
ReplyDeletei think we should takeover vegas because of the population here. plus I always see people leaving so they can spread the power! /)
ReplyDeleteDONT YOU FAGGOTS DARE COME ONTO OUR LAND!
ReplyDeleteWE ALREADY HAD ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH HALOES, THE LAST THING WE NEED IS GROWN MEN WATCHING A LITTLE KIDS SHOW ABOUT MAGIC HORSES!!!!!!