• Story: Batmare Begins

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    [Crossover][Comedy-Black][Random] "This...  this is completely bat-shit insane. I'm not sure whether the author is a genius, or certifiable for a LONG stay in the loony-bin."-Pre-reader #20

    Author: GamerPony
    Description: It's called Batmare Begins! Take a guess. Pinkie Pie plays Pinkie Pie, heir to Pie Enterprises. Her parents are killed when she was just a filly, she swore to avenge their deaths by beating up criminals and filling the world with some joy and laughter. Follow her journey from being trained high up in the Himalayan Mountains to becoming the Party Pony version of a cultural icon. And yes, the Batmobile will be pink with balloons & streamers on it.
    Batmare Begins Chapter 1

    Batmare Begins Chapter 2 (New!)

    Additional Tags: Batman, Pinkie Pie, Parody, Epic
    Saturday, June 25, 2011 op
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    27 comments:

    1. Narwhals' BendMay 30, 2011 at 10:01 AM

      NOOOOO I WAS GOING TO DO ONE WITH LUNA AS THE BAT MARE!!!!

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    2. AnonymousMay 30, 2011 at 10:02 AM

      lol @ Equestria Daily newspaper.

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    3. shmoogyMay 30, 2011 at 10:03 AM

      ohhh pinkie you so random, she do better as pinkazoid though

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    4. AnonymousMay 30, 2011 at 10:10 AM

      WTF am I reading!?!?!?!

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    5. SomeFrenchBronyMay 30, 2011 at 10:22 AM

      "equestria daily" newspaper. That's cool !
      That story is very nice !

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    6. AnonymousMay 30, 2011 at 10:24 AM

      Celestia's Scandalous Photo's XXX :')

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    7. AnonymousMay 30, 2011 at 10:42 AM

      This story is crazy. I like it though xD

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    8. Delta PangaeaMay 30, 2011 at 10:54 AM

      "...Thats as many as four tens! And that's terrible."

      That's the image for 'And that's terrible' on TVTropes.

      I still have no idea why Lex Luthor was stealing forty pies. I mean really, that's as many as four tens...

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    9. TenchiFreak5May 30, 2011 at 11:16 AM

      So, is Pinkie Pie tripping balls or something?

      Because this is so crazy off-the-rails nuts that I was like "what did I just read?" Keep in mind that I've only seen enough of Batman Begins to know that it was referencing it, so that may be the reason I ended up lost.

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    10. WheelworldMay 30, 2011 at 11:16 AM

      My head is full of pony and I love it!

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    11. ToonNinjaMay 30, 2011 at 11:28 AM

      This is so absurdly brilliant, I am left mildly speechless.

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    12. GamerPonyMay 30, 2011 at 11:46 AM

      Holy shit wow! Such adoration!
      Part 2 is coming up soon. Like day after tomorrow soon. It only gets crazier from here.

      I am happy to know that I was at least somewhat successful in writing Batman Begins through the eyes of Pinkie Pie.

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    13. Everchosen May 30, 2011 at 12:54 PM

      Celestia's Scandalous Photo's XXX must be in that drawfriend stuff #92 - source 24

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    14. AnonymousMay 30, 2011 at 1:10 PM

      @Narwhals' Bend
      Who's stopping you?

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    15. AnonymousMay 30, 2011 at 1:28 PM

      At GamerPony
      Yes, plese go on! And please contenplate the idea of making Dark Knight Returns too!

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    16. Daniel "Honestly Officer, he was like that when I got here" GroverMay 30, 2011 at 1:40 PM

      SHE IS THE PARTY!

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    17. AnonymousMay 30, 2011 at 4:20 PM

      Wait a minute, if Pinkie's the Bat Mare, who does that leave as the Joker??

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    18. The Letter JMay 30, 2011 at 5:06 PM

      Well that was...interesting. Also, hilarious.

      Though the present tense bugged me a bit. It makes this seem like a cross between a screenplay and a narrative.

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    19. G.G. GalaMay 30, 2011 at 11:48 PM

      @GamerPony

      That final paragraph... it's supposed to be a confusing mindfuck, right? Pinkie talking to Pinkie whut

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    20. GamerPonyMay 31, 2011 at 12:13 AM

      The Joker will be revealed as he was in the actual Batman Begins movie. Here's a hint, it's a Pony character.

      I also admit the section where the scenes switch between the sword battle and Pinkie's training could have been smoother. As someone said, it reads like a screenplay.

      Also, the last paragraph Pinkie is NOT talking to Pinkie rather she is thinking about a question she was asked earlier but could not respond at the time.

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    21. McGackMay 31, 2011 at 1:32 PM

      Hahahah XD this is awesome, I like how you managed to fit a Castlevania reference into the storyline as well, my invisible hat is off to you.

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    22. HyaenusDominaeJune 6, 2011 at 3:52 PM

      And that's why Pinkie Pie is afraid of bats.

      Also: Am I the only one who imagined Pinkie Pie's twin speaking in Christian Bale's Batman voice?

      Finally: One night in Celestia?

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    23. ToonNinjaJune 25, 2011 at 9:25 AM

      You are having way too much fun with these puns.

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    24. GamerPonyJune 25, 2011 at 1:06 PM

      ToonNinja, you are too kind!

      How was the whole hallucination sequence with Pinkie? Sad or cheesy?

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    25. AnonymousJune 27, 2011 at 10:38 PM

      This is

      how you say en francais

      enkrayeeblay.

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    26. LilyNovember 14, 2011 at 5:25 AM

      i wish this would actually UPDATE ONE DAY.
      I WANT MORE. MORE!!!

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    27. AnonymousApril 23, 2013 at 8:30 PM

      I LOVE IT! THIS IS SO. FREAKIN'. AWESOME! MORE PLEASE!

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