• Ms Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets

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    From Sansbox

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    NOW GO WASH

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    "Equestria Heavy Industries Presents:

    *Miss Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets*

    "Earth ponies, are you tired of shattering your glassware with hooves ill-suited for dextrous tasks like washing dishes? Scrubbing off food stains with your mouth can be a pain, not to mention highly unhygienic! Without the aid of unicorn magic or Rainbow Dash's patented 'Rainblow Dry' system, washing and drying dishes can be a difficult, if not downright impossible task for the average earth pony!

    "Well, fret no more, sugarcube! Equestria Heavy Industries proudly presents 'Miss Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets!' Just place one of these tablets in your sink and let magic take care of your mess! Miss Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets use state-of-the-art magical unicorn horn derived cleaning ingredients* to get even the toughest jewel-encrusted dragon cutlery sparkling clean in just ONE wash! Use Miss Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets and never worry about chipping another dish again!

    "Miss Sparkle Tablets are imported direct from 'Luna Laboratories'--a Japonyese chemical manufacturing subsidiary of Equestria Heavy Industries. Miss Sparkle Tablets are 'Celestia Approved' for use in all Equestrian households. Warning: contents are highly carcinogenic. Do not ingest, inhale, or come into physical contact with Miss Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets. Keep out of reach of fillies.

    NOW WITH FRESH ALMOND SCENT!**

    *'Magically cleaning' active ingredient: Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, also known as 'soap'.
    **Fresh almond scent is hydrogen cyanide. If you smell almonds, seek professional medical help immediately."

    Hopefully somepony will recognize the source where I got the inspiration to make this ridiculous box."
    Monday, May 23, 2011 op
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    36 comments:

    1. FluttershyMay 23, 2011 at 3:33 PM

      Mr. Sparkle!!!! is wait i can't speak Japanese

      seriously I thought I was gonna fall out of my chair when I saw this, then I read the ad. Then many lawlz were had.

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    2. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 3:33 PM

      This is perfect XD

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    3. AmosMay 23, 2011 at 3:34 PM

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    4. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 3:34 PM

      Is this based off that one Simpsons episode? That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

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    5. MookeMay 23, 2011 at 3:35 PM

      The Simpsons...

      I love the text with this, I even caught myself giggling.

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    6. FluttershyMay 23, 2011 at 3:35 PM

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUNHwP2q7bA

      for anypony that doesn't get the reference.

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    7. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM

      mmm... almonds

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    8. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 3:36 PM

      What a brave pony logo!

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    9. Bell FlowerMay 23, 2011 at 3:37 PM

      Can we have a Twilight Sparkles - Edward Cullen thingaling now?

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    10. E_chinMay 23, 2011 at 3:45 PM

      domo arigato twilight sparkle!

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    11. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 3:48 PM

      Question what two companies did that put together to get Twilight Sparkles face on that box? Homer Simpson was a fish and a lightbulb.

      My guess is Twilight Sparkles face was made incidentally by a surfboard and cookie company.

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    12. SansboxMay 23, 2011 at 3:51 PM

      My work gets a post on Equestria Daily?

      I AM A HAPPY PONY.

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    13. Torrential RainsMay 23, 2011 at 3:52 PM

      [What's been going on Fluttershy?]

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    14. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 4:00 PM

      For those who can't read Japanese, the title just says "Missu Supaakoru (Miss Sparkle)," and she's saying "Poonii Kuriin (Pony clean)"

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    15. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 4:01 PM

      First the pony cereals and now this!?!!

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    16. Doc SteedlyMay 23, 2011 at 4:04 PM

      GAFAahahaahahah WTH that this made my day! ANd it was another boring one at that. THANK YOU!

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    17. T.O. BronyMay 23, 2011 at 4:10 PM

      She will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SERIOUS?

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    18. ThattagenMay 23, 2011 at 4:18 PM

      Oh god, the picture itself made me laugh so hard! Then I read the ad...

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    19. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 5:00 PM

      First, funny stuff.

      Second, forensic scientist here, can't leave well enough alone. Cyanide smells like *bitter* almonds. The things in your trail mix are sweet almonds. Most people (US at least) don't know what bitter almonds actually smell like because you can't get them unrefined. (Because they have cyanide, duh.)

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    20. Mysterious, Disembodied VoiceMay 23, 2011 at 5:07 PM

      If only she had large, anime ey-
      Oh wait...

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    21. ZurkoslatMay 23, 2011 at 5:10 PM

      Wow it sounds like it is designed to kill earth ponies
      cant touch or ingest? how will the ponies even move it from box to sink?

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    22. AbalidothMay 23, 2011 at 5:20 PM

      I wouldn't get the reference if I hadn't watched the director commentary for Serenity and gone all "wtf" when Joss Whedon started talking about Mr. Sparkle.

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    23. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 5:23 PM

      I could use this- *Read Warning Label* Neh, worth a shot! :D

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    24. geldonyetichMay 23, 2011 at 6:45 PM

      Get out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?

      (Read in Twilight Sparkle voice.)

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    25. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 7:36 PM

      @Sansbox
      Just a warning... your final Katakana on "clean" is reading more as a ソ (so) instead of an ン (nn). The dot's throwin' me off.

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    26. Meteor MetalMay 23, 2011 at 8:22 PM

      @Geldon Yetichskyすべてのあなたの、私の方から入手してください。これは、靴のための場所です。私に参加するか、死ぬには、任意の少ないを行うことができますか？

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    27. UrshilikaiMay 23, 2011 at 9:11 PM

      another chemistry-inclined brony

      huzzah

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    28. ProfesorRodMay 23, 2011 at 11:36 PM

      MISS SPAAKORO~

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    29. ProfesorRodMay 23, 2011 at 11:37 PM

      @Geldon Yetichsky

      *Cows die in a million pieces*

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    30. AnonymousMay 24, 2011 at 7:05 AM

      XD I literally ROFL'd when I saw this. Back when the simpsons was actually funny...

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    31. WildWood PonyMay 24, 2011 at 7:50 PM

      I lol'd.

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    32. Soapy5May 27, 2011 at 10:48 AM

      Twirei Spariku!!!

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    33. AnonymousMay 30, 2011 at 9:21 PM

      Super Happy Fun Fun~

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    34. AnonymousJune 26, 2011 at 8:28 AM

      Twilight: Cant take the pill of friendship?
      ... Well good it comes in a supostory

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    35. AnonymousMay 31, 2012 at 11:54 PM

      Wonderful. Simply wonderful. A new kind of Ryan Industries. Now, onto Fluttershy Futuristics!

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    36. AnonymousMay 31, 2012 at 11:54 PM

      Wonderful. Simply wonderful. A new kind of Ryan Industries. Now, onto Fluttershy Futuristics!

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