• Ms Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets

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    From Sansbox

    Awesome copypaste below the break.

    NOW GO WASH

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    "Equestria Heavy Industries Presents:

    *Miss Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets*

    "Earth ponies, are you tired of shattering your glassware with hooves ill-suited for dextrous tasks like washing dishes? Scrubbing off food stains with your mouth can be a pain, not to mention highly unhygienic! Without the aid of unicorn magic or Rainbow Dash's patented 'Rainblow Dry' system, washing and drying dishes can be a difficult, if not downright impossible task for the average earth pony!

    "Well, fret no more, sugarcube! Equestria Heavy Industries proudly presents 'Miss Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets!' Just place one of these tablets in your sink and let magic take care of your mess! Miss Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets use state-of-the-art magical unicorn horn derived cleaning ingredients* to get even the toughest jewel-encrusted dragon cutlery sparkling clean in just ONE wash! Use Miss Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets and never worry about chipping another dish again!

    "Miss Sparkle Tablets are imported direct from 'Luna Laboratories'--a Japonyese chemical manufacturing subsidiary of Equestria Heavy Industries. Miss Sparkle Tablets are 'Celestia Approved' for use in all Equestrian households. Warning: contents are highly carcinogenic. Do not ingest, inhale, or come into physical contact with Miss Sparkle Dishwasher Tablets. Keep out of reach of fillies.

    NOW WITH FRESH ALMOND SCENT!**

    *'Magically cleaning' active ingredient: Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, also known as 'soap'.
    **Fresh almond scent is hydrogen cyanide. If you smell almonds, seek professional medical help immediately."

    Hopefully somepony will recognize the source where I got the inspiration to make this ridiculous box."
    esmaspäev, 23. mai 2011 op
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    36 kommentaari:

    1. Fluttershy23. mai 2011, kell 15:33

      Mr. Sparkle!!!! is wait i can't speak Japanese

      seriously I thought I was gonna fall out of my chair when I saw this, then I read the ad. Then many lawlz were had.

      VastaKustuta
    2. Anonüümne23. mai 2011, kell 15:33

      This is perfect XD

      VastaKustuta
    3. Amos23. mai 2011, kell 15:34

      Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.

      VastaKustuta
    4. Anonüümne23. mai 2011, kell 15:34

      Is this based off that one Simpsons episode? That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

      VastaKustuta
    5. Mooke23. mai 2011, kell 15:35

      The Simpsons...

      I love the text with this, I even caught myself giggling.

      VastaKustuta
    6. Fluttershy23. mai 2011, kell 15:35

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUNHwP2q7bA

      for anypony that doesn't get the reference.

      VastaKustuta
    7. Anonüümne23. mai 2011, kell 15:36

      mmm... almonds

      VastaKustuta
    8. Anonüümne23. mai 2011, kell 15:36

      What a brave pony logo!

      VastaKustuta
    9. Bell Flower23. mai 2011, kell 15:37

      Can we have a Twilight Sparkles - Edward Cullen thingaling now?

      VastaKustuta
    10. E_chin23. mai 2011, kell 15:45

      domo arigato twilight sparkle!

      VastaKustuta
    11. Anonüümne23. mai 2011, kell 15:48

      Question what two companies did that put together to get Twilight Sparkles face on that box? Homer Simpson was a fish and a lightbulb.

      My guess is Twilight Sparkles face was made incidentally by a surfboard and cookie company.

      VastaKustuta
    12. Sansbox23. mai 2011, kell 15:51

      My work gets a post on Equestria Daily?

      I AM A HAPPY PONY.

      VastaKustuta
    13. Torrential Rains23. mai 2011, kell 15:52

      [What's been going on Fluttershy?]

      VastaKustuta
    14. Anonüümne23. mai 2011, kell 16:00

      For those who can't read Japanese, the title just says "Missu Supaakoru (Miss Sparkle)," and she's saying "Poonii Kuriin (Pony clean)"

      VastaKustuta
    15. Anonüümne23. mai 2011, kell 16:01

      First the pony cereals and now this!?!!

      VastaKustuta
    16. Doc Steedly23. mai 2011, kell 16:04

      GAFAahahaahahah WTH that this made my day! ANd it was another boring one at that. THANK YOU!

      VastaKustuta
    17. T.O. Brony23. mai 2011, kell 16:10

      She will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SERIOUS?

      VastaKustuta
    18. Thattagen23. mai 2011, kell 16:18

      Oh god, the picture itself made me laugh so hard! Then I read the ad...

      VastaKustuta
    19. Anonüümne23. mai 2011, kell 17:00

      First, funny stuff.

      Second, forensic scientist here, can't leave well enough alone. Cyanide smells like *bitter* almonds. The things in your trail mix are sweet almonds. Most people (US at least) don't know what bitter almonds actually smell like because you can't get them unrefined. (Because they have cyanide, duh.)

      VastaKustuta
    20. Mysterious, Disembodied Voice23. mai 2011, kell 17:07

      If only she had large, anime ey-
      Oh wait...

      VastaKustuta
    21. Zurkoslat23. mai 2011, kell 17:10

      Wow it sounds like it is designed to kill earth ponies
      cant touch or ingest? how will the ponies even move it from box to sink?

      VastaKustuta
    22. Abalidoth23. mai 2011, kell 17:20

      I wouldn't get the reference if I hadn't watched the director commentary for Serenity and gone all "wtf" when Joss Whedon started talking about Mr. Sparkle.

      VastaKustuta
    23. Anonüümne23. mai 2011, kell 17:23

      I could use this- *Read Warning Label* Neh, worth a shot! :D

      VastaKustuta
    24. geldonyetich23. mai 2011, kell 18:45

      Get out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers. Join me or die. Can you do any less?

      (Read in Twilight Sparkle voice.)

      VastaKustuta
    25. Anonüümne23. mai 2011, kell 19:36

      @Sansbox
      Just a warning... your final Katakana on "clean" is reading more as a ソ (so) instead of an ン (nn). The dot's throwin' me off.

      VastaKustuta
    26. Meteor Metal23. mai 2011, kell 20:22

      @Geldon Yetichskyすべてのあなたの、私の方から入手してください。これは、靴のための場所です。私に参加するか、死ぬには、任意の少ないを行うことができますか？

      VastaKustuta
    27. Urshilikai23. mai 2011, kell 21:11

      another chemistry-inclined brony

      huzzah

      VastaKustuta
    28. ProfesorRod23. mai 2011, kell 23:36

      MISS SPAAKORO~

      VastaKustuta
    29. ProfesorRod23. mai 2011, kell 23:37

      @Geldon Yetichsky

      *Cows die in a million pieces*

      VastaKustuta
    30. Anonüümne24. mai 2011, kell 07:05

      XD I literally ROFL'd when I saw this. Back when the simpsons was actually funny...

      VastaKustuta
    31. WildWood Pony24. mai 2011, kell 19:50

      I lol'd.

      VastaKustuta
    32. Soapy527. mai 2011, kell 10:48

      Twirei Spariku!!!

      VastaKustuta
    33. Anonüümne30. mai 2011, kell 21:21

      Super Happy Fun Fun~

      VastaKustuta
    34. Anonüümne26. juuni 2011, kell 08:28

      Twilight: Cant take the pill of friendship?
      ... Well good it comes in a supostory

      VastaKustuta
    35. Anonüümne31. mai 2012, kell 23:54

      Wonderful. Simply wonderful. A new kind of Ryan Industries. Now, onto Fluttershy Futuristics!

      VastaKustuta
    36. Anonüümne31. mai 2012, kell 23:54

      Wonderful. Simply wonderful. A new kind of Ryan Industries. Now, onto Fluttershy Futuristics!

      VastaKustuta

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