Get back late, just heading to bed, hear my phone vibrate, slightly intrigued by the obviously deceptive Twitter push notification, frustrated at now being fully awake, then seeing Scoot..
Myomyomyomyomyomyomyon, we meet again. It's been a while. I see you've brought a filly with you this time. First it was that pink pony, now you're inducing seizures after you've pulled them in with your addicting myo's. I'm onto you.
aaaaaaaa wher is my clopfic o nvm uuuuuu nyan cat i have watch it for 3333,9 sec when i start trowing stuf at my screen aaaaaaaaaaa the horror headache
Not one of my favorite characters, so it took me a while to get going. After they did *that* it started getting really good and I had a fun time. *Clopclopclop*
Also, Cereal, cool as you are... That's not how you spell Pinkie Pie.
The one thing that freaks me out about this is the above comments, and how they're split up to either: 1 - "Thank Celestia it's not really a Clopfic" or 2 - "Eh, I can still clop to this: I don't have much else to do anyways"
I have a baaaad feeling about this community's future internal structure...(even if that second one was in joking, I bet there's still some that *weren't* joking)
Is said clop fic going to be posted as something else (possibly by getting permission by one of the multi-part writers to upload it (temporarily) as a chapter in their story)? For teh lulz?
I like this sight because it is for the most part SFW, I am strongly apposed to a clop fic, there are other sites that allow that, it is not needed on here as well...
I've been either cloping to guro or ponies an awful lot lately...
For some reason I that the fantasy of sex between colorful cartoon ponies is the more 'normal' and 'emotionally stable' fantasy of the two. I therefore conclude that MLP Rule34 and clopfics are making me a better person. CREATE/POST MOAR PLZ EVERYPONY....
why . . . . why . . . why did i just sit and watch that whole video transfixed on the pulsing colors and the "popping" scootaloo . . . . and NOT BLINK THE WHOLE TIME!
126 kommentaari:
Gentleponies, I fear weve been scootaloorolled.
VastaKustutaYou're a silly pony ;)
VastaKustutaAt first I was disappointed.
VastaKustutaThen I was okay with this.
I was hoping for something funny,thanks for that,I was kinda freaked out after reading horror storys.
VastaKustutaLol
VastaKustutaThat is all.
Scootaloo is fine too.
VastaKustutaI hate Scootaloo, and the other CMC as well.
VastaKustutaOh Cereal, you silly pony...
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaThey hate you too.
*clopclopclop*
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaYou mean Scootarolled.
LOL XD And I thought I was sleep deprived.
VastaKustutaWait, you're telling me this isn't prime, grade A clopfic?
VastaKustutaso i'm not the only one at this hour in ED YAY¡¡¡
VastaKustutaalso scootaloo is win
IS TIME FOR SCOOTABUSE TIME!!!!
VastaKustutaI can't clop to............ never mind.
VastaKustutaThe quality of posts on this blog has really gone up recently.
VastaKustutaWas this trip really necessary?
VastaKustutaParaloo'd . . .
VastaKustutaDammit.
nope.avi
VastaKustutaGet back late, just heading to bed, hear my phone vibrate, slightly intrigued by the obviously deceptive Twitter push notification, frustrated at now being fully awake, then seeing Scoot..
VastaKustutaSuddenly, I am okay with this B)
Goodnight, Cereal.
I have been trolled. And for that I am glad. (also yay scoot!)
VastaKustuta/r/ extended 1 hour version
VastaKustutaI *knew* it'd be something like this, and yet I clicked. :D
VastaKustutaLMAO
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaGiggle at the ghosties, after all! =D
"Click past the page break for some hot, steamy clopfiction!
VastaKustutaJust kidding. I posted Scootaloo."
>implying this isn't clop worthy?
Challenge Accepted
I came....
VastaKustutaThis needs to be a meme. Scootarolling.
VastaKustutai thought it was gonna be trollestia...
VastaKustuta@Lurks-no-More
VastaKustutaYou and me both. You and me both.
I'LL SHOW YOU SETH
VastaKustutaI'LL CLOP TO THIS ANYWAY
AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaI also thought this was gonna be some trollestia...
How sick! To clop to a minor! D:
VastaKustutaI was actually really glad this wasn't a clopfic. I knew it wouldn't be, which is the only reason I clicked on it. I don't really like clopfics.
VastaKustutaI can clop to this.
VastaKustutaCereal I am dissapoi....
VastaKustutaOh, nevermind ;) *hug*
Myomyomyomyomyomyomyon, we meet again. It's been a while. I see you've brought a filly with you this time. First it was that pink pony, now you're inducing seizures after you've pulled them in with your addicting myo's. I'm onto you.
VastaKustutaSo, does this count as filly porn? Oh god, I can hear the police sirens now. Chris Manesen knows what I've done.
VastaKustutaHey look, the worst nyanyanyanyanyanyanya vid on the internet.
VastaKustutathe fact that i clicked read more meant that somewhere in me, i wanted to see that clopfiction.
VastaKustutanow i am scared
I clicked because I was expecting something like this.
VastaKustutaI am pleased.
NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
VastaKustutaaaaaaaaa wher is my clopfic o nvm uuuuuu nyan cat i have watch it for 3333,9 sec when i start trowing stuf at my screen aaaaaaaaaaa the horror headache
VastaKustutawww.nyan.cat
Son, I am disapoint.
VastaKustutaMLP RULE 34 RULEZ!!!
One of these days I'm going to upload a full on clop fic just to see how many of you read it.
VastaKustuta@Sethisto
VastaKustuta:O
@Sethisto
VastaKustutaI've got a fic just for the occassion!
scootaloo? that's not how you spell "just kidding i posted pinkie pie"!
VastaKustuta>Past the page break for clopfic
VastaKustuta>clopfic
>Cereal Velocity
Nice try Cereal, but everybrony knows you keep the hottest steamiest clopfics for your own private collection!
AAAAAAnnd Seizure over.
VastaKustutaThanks Cereal!
Icanfaptothis.jpg
VastaKustutaBit of a entrance edit, and it's already posted to the Escapist FIM community chat.
VastaKustutaI was worried that ED got hacked or whatever...by someone familiar with the lingo...It's early cut me some slack!
VastaKustutaI was kind of hoping for a clopfic...
VastaKustutaBut this works too.
and then cereal was fired
VastaKustutaCereal you sick pedo! How could you clop to Scootaloo? She's too young...
VastaKustutaA filly is fine too.
VastaKustutaNot one of my favorite characters, so it took me a while to get going. After they did *that* it started getting really good and I had a fun time. *Clopclopclop*
VastaKustutaAlso, Cereal, cool as you are... That's not how you spell Pinkie Pie.
The one thing that freaks me out about this is the above comments, and how they're split up to either:
VastaKustuta1 - "Thank Celestia it's not really a Clopfic"
or
2 - "Eh, I can still clop to this: I don't have much else to do anyways"
I have a baaaad feeling about this community's future internal structure...(even if that second one was in joking, I bet there's still some that *weren't* joking)
@Sethisto
VastaKustutaDO IT.
If this one has already 60+ comments, I wonder when they go "surprise clopfic!" on us.
VastaKustuta@Sethisto
VastaKustutaDO IT FGT!
@Pinkamina Diane Pie
VastaKustutaThat's pretty much the same thing I thought, and I'm glad I did.
It needs to be about 2,000% longer, though.
Damn, I came here wanting to read some clop fiction for the first time but all I get is Scootaloo.
VastaKustutaStill beats being Rick-Rolled though.
@Sethisto
VastaKustutaI go to Equestia After Dark sometimes.
scootaloo why'd it have to be scootaloo
VastaKustuta*press play*
VastaKustuta*ears first second of the video*
*facedesk*
So we just got scootafooled right?
VastaKustuta@Sethestio
VastaKustutaCan I be the author of said clop fic? :D
I feel trollested.
VastaKustutaCereal Velocity, in his own right, is a clopfic.
VastaKustuta@Sethisto
VastaKustutaIs said clop fic going to be posted as something else (possibly by getting permission by one of the multi-part writers to upload it (temporarily) as a chapter in their story)? For teh lulz?
...
VastaKustutaOkay.
scootaloo is my favourite touhou.
VastaKustutaI clicked just to see what you were going to put up instead.
VastaKustutaNeeds moar autoplay.
Tastes like Epilepsy.
VastaKustutaI'm ready for some hot, steamy clopfiction!
VastaKustutaScoota-rolled?
VastaKustutaI like this sight because it is for the most part SFW, I am strongly apposed to a clop fic, there are other sites that allow that, it is not needed on here as well...
VastaKustuta@crazyredemu*opposed
VastaKustutai came rainbows!
VastaKustutaI knew you weren't posting actual clopfic on the site. :D
VastaKustutaBut why did you post a video of a chicken?
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaYou knew what I ment
@crazyredemu
VastaKustuta*meant
shes a chicken, a chicken I tells ya..... clop clop clop, what?
VastaKustutait's saying "myan" in the background
VastaKustutaI was expecting Trollestia, but a Scootaloo is fine too. *unzip*
VastaKustuta@Pegasi myan!
VastaKustuta@Rainbowfinchbird
VastaKustutaIt says "nyan" not "myan".
It isn't TRUE nyanyanyanyanyan until there's a 1 hour long version!
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutawhatever
Confound these ponies, they drive me to seizure! *foams at mouth and twitches on floor*
VastaKustutaTIHS SUCKZ.
VastaKustutaKnew it wasn't a clopfic, clicked to see what could possibly deserve hiding after the break.
VastaKustutaScootarolled.
imokaywiththis.jpg
I was promised a Scootseizure! I want my bits back!
VastaKustutaI lol'd, but I am disturbed at the fact that somewhere out there, someone really is clopping to this. o.o
VastaKustutaCame expecting the "Just kidding, I posted Pinky Pie" gif.
VastaKustutaGot scootarolled.
Still left happy.
Chris Manesen made me LOL.
VastaKustutaI've been either cloping to guro or ponies an awful lot lately...
VastaKustutaFor some reason I that the fantasy of sex between colorful cartoon ponies is the more 'normal' and 'emotionally stable' fantasy of the two. I therefore conclude that MLP Rule34 and clopfics are making me a better person. CREATE/POST MOAR PLZ EVERYPONY....
....tmi, perhaps?
SCOOTABUSE!!! SCOOTABUSE!!!
VastaKustutaI'm okay with this.
VastaKustutaI am highly disappointed yet highly aroused.
VastaKustutaI thought i smelled somthing fishy. nicely done cereal.
VastaKustutaand seth, you should totally do it, the comments would be hilarious.
Well-trolled, well-trolled indeed...*slow clap*
VastaKustutaBy all rights, this should creep into the Intertubes at large as the new Rickroll.
Scootaloo goes with the music perfectly.
What is the audio?
VastaKustutaOh thank god, I was worried for a second there.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaFunny.. That's not how you spell SCOOTALOVE!!! SCOOTALOVE!!!
I know Equestria Daily posted this because of my rant.
VastaKustutaOH GOD I AM HAVING A SEIZURE!!! CALL THE AMBUla... *kkkkkkkk*
VastaKustutaI CAN'T CLOP TO THIS!
VastaKustuta@Narwhals' Bend i heard wrong
VastaKustutaNARWHAL'S BEND, I AM DISSAPOINT!
@Narwhals' Bend
VastaKustutaWHATEVAH! I CAN CLOP TO THIS
YOU CANT
The world can use more Scootaloo!
VastaKustutaHey, you can't post clopfic here...!
VastaKustuta...oh, I see what you did there. But I got my eyes on you.
@ZKPony:
VastaKustutayes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG8V_rs6e7E&feature=related
Ha! for a second there i thought you were serious. You never cease to foal and be funny, Mr. Cereal
VastaKustutaI am so relieved. :O
VastaKustuta@Sethisto
VastaKustutaI support this idea, obviously.
AAHHHH SCOOTASEIZURE!!! *foams at mouth and compulses on chair*
VastaKustutaIts k, I can still clop to this :)
VastaKustutascootalol. better than being trollestia'd i suppose.
VastaKustutafor those who can clop to this, expect a visit from chris maneson very soon
SCOOOOTTTTAAAALLOOOOOOOOOOO the world is now 10% cooler
VastaKustutawhy . . . . why . . . why did i just sit and watch that whole video transfixed on the pulsing colors and the "popping" scootaloo . . . . and NOT BLINK THE WHOLE TIME!
VastaKustutamy eyes . . they hurt now
but it was worth it :')
Someone must noaw make A shipping romance between scootaloo and nyan cat :L
VastaKustutaI'm commenting here and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
VastaKustuta