Dear faithful subjects,
I see your obnoxious jubilation yesterday caused no end of trouble for the Royal Guards.
This is something her royal highness will NOT tolerate.
You may have noticed already, but your precious little hooves are now firmly planted on the moon. I hope you weren't enjoying the beautiful sunshine I bring you every single day without question or fail with nary an ounce of praise or thanks, because it's gone now. Come to think of it, you don't even bring me flowers. That hurts my feelings.
Enjoy the moon dust. I've heard it's toxic. Try not to breathe too hard.
Your Tyrannical Kind and Loving Overlord,
Princess Celestia
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Space?
VastaKustutaSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE
Woa wait what?
VastaKustutamoon dust????? we're gonna make portals and we're gonna get ya trollestia mwahahahaha hail luna¡¡¡
VastaKustutaI have HOOVES!? YEEESS*airairairairair*
VastaKustutaFear not! Luna will save us!!
VastaKustutainb4 ~50 comments stating that we are in space.
VastaKustuta~Scratch
beautiful.
VastaKustutalol wut
VastaKustutaOnly one thing we can do now.
VastaKustutaJohn Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden! John Madden!
Oh please, put the Space Core on the banner. Oh PLEASE.
VastaKustutaaeiou
VastaKustuta...and wouldya just LOOK at the view from up here!
VastaKustutaOh...
VastaKustutabloody hell.
The last act of humanity will be carving a giant dick on the surface of the moon.
VastaKustutaThis will be fun. I, for one, welcome our new Trollestia overlord.
VastaKustutaDibs on Mare Serenitatis!
VastaKustutaI wonder what Nightmare Moon did for her millennium?
I know! Guys! If we all work together, we can dig out letters in the surface of the moon that can be seen from Canterlot! What should we write? I'm thinking, "STILL ALIVE!"
John Madden? John Madden!
VastaKustutaBIG AMERIKAN TTS
VastaKustutaNINE NINE NINE
SNAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEE
FOOTBALL
I'll be at Luna's beach house. There are fridges to be raided.
VastaKustutaFIVE SEVEN ONE TWO
VastaKustutaTHREE EIGHT NINE SIX
Hai guyz I found a soda machine that doesn't work. And some baby ducks!
VastaKustutaI love these messages =3 they amuse me
VastaKustutauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
VastaKustuta@2007excalibur2007aeiou
VastaKustutaeverybody grab your lemons
VastaKustutaDear Princess Celestia,
VastaKustutaFear not, your beautiful sunshine will still reach us on the moon, and the lack of atmosphere will help us all get nice and tan when you decide to welcome us back for a summer beach party.
Your faithful student,
Banished_to_the_moon.jpg
I told you, bro. I told you about the moon. It keeps happening.
VastaKustutaYour words say hate.
VastaKustutaBut your eyes, Celestia? They say something else.
They say looooove.
o/~ Fly me to the moon... o/~
Dear Princess Celestia,
VastaKustutaYou may not know but as we speak I have instructed my fellow ponies to destroy your kingdom from the inside out. I hope you enjoy burning in the kingdom you once called home
Your Unfaithful Mare,
Ruby
@doctor dapples
VastaKustutaDAMMIT RIGBY.
Lol'd
VastaKustutaThat portal 2 reference is very good ^^
Anyway, keep up the good work
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
VastaKustutaThis is one of the best banners ever
VastaKustutaIt's ok guys! All of the ponies will notice we're gone.
VastaKustutaMaybe.....
We shall raise the banner of the Lunar Nation.
VastaKustutaWith our one true goddess, we shall reshape the Moon into a new living world free of the tyrannical Sun.
We shall detonate the Space Core and propel Lunaria into the void, journeying to Her stars and planting the seeds of Ponydom. From these will sprout a new Empire that will spread across the myriad suns of the night.
The empty void shall be filled with Ponies, and those foals who challenge the might of the Lunarian Empire shall feel the wrath of our ultimate weapon, the Nightmare Moon!
First steps... Start small. Learn to breathe vacuum.
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaI don't think I've ever seen a more appropriate first post.
Always wanted to do this...
VastaKustuta*moonwalks*
The moon?! Grabbin' p... lemons!
VastaKustutaPrincess... This does not bode well for *The Plan*
VastaKustutaIt's ok guys! I brought friends!
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s1FNOc9LV4
Oh god the banner looks like Gendo Ikari.
VastaKustutahttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sVjBMNf5n58/TENHSv9_guI/AAAAAAAAAUI/PaGQAllWlEQ/s400/Gendo_ikari.jpg
This time Celestia has gone too far! Man the "Yatter-wan" and prepare for battle! Time to give the tyrant a warm welcome!
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-v_0sNamE
"YATTER~"
A bunch of baby ducks, send em' to the moon.
VastaKustutaSoda Machine that doesn't work, send it to the moon.
Corrupted core that won't shut up, send it to the moon
Little sister who want's attention, send it to the moon.
Anyway to piss her off when your on the moon? I love to piss off trolls.
VastaKustuta?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
VastaKustutaAEIOU
I'm in space now? Well time to look for the Nemesis.
VastaKustutaWhat happened to Luna's topic...
VastaKustutaJOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MA*master spark'd*
VastaKustutaThere is only one thing we can do.
VastaKustutaDANCE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8WviiwN4
I JUST finished played a round of Moonbase Alpha and this shows up.
VastaKustutaAh well.
COSMONAUT REPORTING! Gravity? What's that.
Couldn't we just use the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device to create an Aperture Science Inter-Dimensional Portal onto The Moons surface, and then create another Aperture Science Inter-Dimensional Portal onto Celestias throne room, which happens to be painted in Aperture Science Conversion Gel?
VastaKustutaThis is awesome. lol
VastaKustutaHolla Holla get $
@Major Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaIt got sent to the moon!
These comments are most amusing, in that almost every one references a non-pony meme/fandom. I think I've counted 5 distinct ones so far?
VastaKustuta@Simman
VastaKustutaI'm glad someone picked up on that. Completely intentional. :D
here comes another chinese earthquake ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
VastaKustutawhy are the so many toasters?
VastaKustutaDon't worry guys I have a plan to save you all stuck in the moon. I am going to use a giant laser and carve my name onto the MOON!!! MUHAHAHMUAHAH!
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaAdding a sixth one. JONATHON COULTON.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hylH07c6M4&feature=channel_video_title
Yes, I know it's actually just about pluto.
At least there will be cake;
VastaKustutaCheesecake, that is! :P
lol bad joke.
Celestia, I fear for *THE PLAN*
VastaKustutaWe're IN SPACE!!! Spell it with me! S-P-...AAAAAACE SPACE!
VastaKustutaJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMaddenJohnMadden
aeiou
aeiou
aeiou
Sweet Potato Pinkie Pie looks at you and says
VastaKustuta"Uh uh, this is the part where she sends us to the moon"
Trollestia appears on the moniter
"Hello! This is the part where i send you to the moon!"
Chapter 10: The part where she sends you to the moon
Achievement Unlocked!
The part where she sends you to the moon
This is that part.
Oh you have got to be kidding me.
VastaKustutaI'm not even done moving and when I get my internet back I find that I missed something.
?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
VastaKustutaHey guys... I found a toaster... WHO'S FOR MOON TOAST? I KNOW I AM.
VastaKustutaSo the moon landing was fake who new?
VastaKustutaWell, looks like the sky.
VastaKustuta*Takes off glasses*
Isn't the Limit anymore.
We're whalers on the moon
VastaKustutaWe carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune
If you are quite done freaking out about being sent to the moon; could we please deal with the impending crisis of having very bad internet reception?
VastaKustutaHuston....We got a problem. The moon seams to be more crowded than we remember.
VastaKustutaWhat junk did she send up here...
VastaKustuta*rummages through piles of stoof*
Lamp... Clock... Mop... Hey, what's this?
*opens container*
OH DEAR CELESTIA. 1000 YEAR OLD MAYONAISE. I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE VACUUM OF SPACE. THAT IS NOT GOOD.
Futurama, Portal, Transformers, CSI and Mech Warrior. Anymore references I missed?
VastaKustutaCAN'T BREATH NEED AIR!!!
VastaKustutaI read that in GLaDOS' voice.
VastaKustutaCEleSDOS
You fiend! What have you done with Luna's post?
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaChairface Chippendale, is that you??
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VastaKustutaSo....anybody else wants to hog all the Helium-3 for us Moonicans...mooners...moonites?
VastaKustutaThen again, we could always "share" it with the earthers. Via mass drivers. Preferably at something close to a significant fraction of C (light speed)
"Who says that there's no life on the moon?"
VastaKustuta"Every scientist on Equestria"
"..."
Great more tyrant celestia?!?!?! *mashes keyboard with full force*
VastaKustutaI demand the replacing of Luna's po
VastaKustutaWell, the moon isn't going to push ITSELF back earth!
VastaKustutaIn other news, Ponyville has just finished building it's new clock tower.
And then all the banished subjects looked down and whispered "No."
VastaKustutaFear not, just like Princess Luna..
VastaKustuta"The Stars Will Aid In Our Escape."
It's worth noting that the stars take their sweet time. I predict at least a thousand years for the next alignment.
...So.. uhm..
Is there a synthesizer nearby? I'm gonna try to write "For The Celestian Monarchy"..
*kssht*Sector P to moonbase, *kssshh* whe are in need of assistance. Over.
VastaKustutaSector P this is moonbase what is your status. Over.
*kssht* We are *kssssssh* Trolles*ksssshtt* Send Hel-*static*
I feel left out :(
VastaKustutaPortal 2 theme and CelestaoS, lol! Awsome!
VastaKustutaSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
W-W-WHAT?! I'M A PONY!
VastaKustutaYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*moon jumps everywhere*
Hey guys... I found a crater... And it's full of "questionable" reading and viewing material...
VastaKustutaClopfics?
VastaKustutaDear Princess Celestia,
VastaKustutaThe moon reflects off your glorious sun, and that's enough to keep my stay here pleasant. Plus, the earth looks great from here! I can see why you'd let us Vacation here...
...we ARE just on vacation, right?
Your Faithful student, sleepyanonlurkerperson
Luckily, I'm a Sonic fan to, and since Sonic can live in space so can I since my character is a Sonic fan character! TAKE THAT CELESTIA! :D
VastaKustutaWell, since we're probably here for the long run, I'ma go look for the Rachni Song.
VastaKustutaI found a cave with wifi and Dr. Pepper, if anypony wants to join me. It won't be too bad, you know, watching ponies for a thousand years.
VastaKustuta999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
VastaKustuta@Major Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaDon't worry about a thing! Your friendly neighborhood Yatter-Moon (who is not luna or Twilight) will help you guys break free and we will triumph! now all we need is the "Weekly Surprise Robots" and we're good to go!
How did you even manage to pull out a banner this fast?! or you have them all pre-made??
VastaKustutaOther than that...BEST BANNER EVER!
Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me princess!
VastaKustutaI read this in GLaDOS's voice
VastaKustutaplease tell me I'm not the only one who did that.
Dear Trollestia:
VastaKustutaThis cake is so moist and delicious. Thank you for sending us to the moon to enjoy this incredibly moist and delicious cake... it's too bad you're not here to enjoy it.
Princess, how am I supposed to carry out your mission of stalking Twilight? There are no bushes to hide in on the moon!
VastaKustutaGood thing Dracula keeps a moon base up here. I'm sure he'll be more than happy to finally have an excuse to obliterate the being who raises the sun with his moon laser.
VastaKustuta@Not A Clever Pony
VastaKustutaYes. Please. Yes. I'll stick around, despite not having hooves. Please.
@Trollestia: Well. Here we are. Again. It's always such a pleasure.
I wonder if we can find Wheatley...
VastaKustutaSPACE COPS, HERE COME SPACE COPS
VastaKustutaZERO GRAVITY TOILET PASSENGERS ARE ADVISED TO READ INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE USE - 1. The toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the toilet compartment. When operating System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver coloured ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock. - 2. The toilet is now ready for use. The Sonovac cleanser is activated by the small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its initial-condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron eliminator in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate by pressing the blue button. - 3. The controls for System B are located on the opposite wall. The red release switch places the uroliminator into position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is self adjusting. To secure after use, press the green button which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the uroliminator to its storage position. - 4. You may leave the lavatory if the green exit light is on over the door. If the red light is illuminated, one of the lavatory facilities is not properly secured. Press the "Stewardess" call button on the right of the door. She will secure all facilities from her control panel outside. When green exit light goes on you may open the door and leave. Please close the door behind you. - 5. To use the Sonoshower, first undress and place all your clothes in the clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet immediately below. Enter the shower. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob select the desired setting. Now depress the Sonovac activation lever. Bathe normally. - 6. The Sonovac will automatically go off after three minutes unless you activate the "Manual off" over-ride switch by flipping it up. When you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and place them in their container. - 7. If the red light above this panel is on, the toilet is in use. When the green light is illuminated you may enter. However, you must carefully follow all instructions when using the facilities during coasting (Zero G) flight.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaInside there are three facilities: (1) the Sonowasher, (2) the Sonoshower, (3) the toilet. All three are designed to be used under weightless conditions. Please observe the sequence of operations for each individual facility. - 8. Two modes for Sonowashing your face and hands are available, the "moist-towel" mode and the "Sonovac" ultrasonic cleaner mode. You may select either mode by moving the appropriate lever to the "Activate" position. If you choose the "moist-towel" mode, depress the indicated yellow button and withdraw item. When you have finished, discard the towel in the vacuum dispenser, holding the indicated lever in the "active" position until the green light goes on... showing that the rollers have passed the towel completely into the dispenser. If you desire an additional towel, press the yellow button and repeat the cycle. - 9. If you prefer the "Sonovac" ultrasonic cleaning mode, press the indicated blue button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. For cleaning the hands, use in this position. Set the timer to positions 10, 20, 30 or 40... indicative of the number of seconds required. The knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested. - 10. After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during the washing operation, you wish to change the settings, place the "manual off" over-ride switch in the "OFF" position. you may now make the change and repeat the cycle.
Gentlecolts, I am addicted to Portal and it's sequel. They are now my favourite games ever.
VastaKustutaI personally thank you all dearly and lovingly for creating so much Portal/pony stuff. You have made this colt's life so much better.
You know, now would be a great time to see if the moon is made out of cheese... *digs up a bit of the moon and licks it and gags* NOPE NOPE NOPE! NOT CHEESE AT ALL. it taste like rotten eggs mixed with dirt! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to make a house on the moon till we leave... We WILL be leaving, right?
VastaKustutaWell, guess i'll have to ask for shelter in the nazi moonbase. I heard those guys love ponies too.
VastaKustutaYou do realize how hard this makes things for me to apply for the position of mailmare, right?
VastaKustutalistening to this now http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=P-07f00NnY8#at=71
VastaKustutaDear Princess Celestia,
VastaKustutaI am not questioning your decision to send the rebel ponies to the moon as you did with Nightmare Moon.
What I am questioning is why you saw fit to send me and the other element holders along with them.
I do not mean to intrude upon any personal affairs either but there is the small matter of the fact that Spike has frequently spied one of your royal guards sneaking around my home.I fear for my safety should he be stalking me.
Your faithful student,Twilight Sparkle.
@Twilight Sparkle
VastaKustutaI believe that I may be able to clarify that...
You see, the princess sent me to watch over you while you stay in Ponyville. Mostly I'm here to keep you from getting yourself killed... Unless that's what the princess wants...
*hides in a cardboard box*
VastaKustutaYou know what? I'm going to find one of those fancy moon buggies and write "LUNA RULZ #1" in skid marks large enough so that it can be seen from Canterlot. What she gonna do, banish me to the Moon?
VastaKustuta@ahaugen_05
VastaKustutaNo, she'll throw you in a dungeon in the place that she banished you to!
@Anonymous
VastaKustutaWhich would be the moon, which is controlled by us...
@Major Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaWell I assure you major that I have no such intention of putting myself in any life threatening situations,current predicament notwithstanding of course.
However that having been said if that is what the princess wishes then I see no problem with it. I'll tell Spike as soon as we are planetside again.
Dear Princess Celestia,
VastaKustutaWhy am I on the moon?! I just arrived at the palace to represent my region of Equestria when the fighting broke out. I swear I'm not a part of the rebel alliance or the Old Republic, you can contact my superiors at Horseraddish.
Your faithful representative of the ponies,
Ronald Quarterhorse
Is anypony here a plumber? There's these weird white freaks with goggles and red suits with a black x on them and they won't stop crossing their arms...
VastaKustuta@Major Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaI see.
I wonder why the Princess did not simply send notice that I was to have an escort?I wouldn't have objected.
You know Fluttershy told me she was going on a date with one of the royal guards tomorrow.Would I be wrong in assuming you are said guard major Rains?
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/v7_2GC04N9M/
VastaKustutaThis would be a forshadow of one of the many Yatter-Battles that we'll be in.
No, you would not.
VastaKustutaThis changes things. The princess said you shouldn't know about this whole ordeal, something about a cat...
I blame myself. Clearly I wasn't worshipping Her Highness hard enough.
VastaKustutaWhen I get back in a millennium, I shall put this lesson to good use! *_*
@Major Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaI see.Well be gentle with her okay?She can make dragons cry.
Kind of hard to remain hidden when a baby dragon and a horned owl are constantly acting as a look out huh?
A cat?A cat?A cat?Hmmm?
Rarity's cat Opalescence?
I run the Princess Trollestria page on Facebook, and all I can say is:
VastaKustutaI warned you guys.
And were trapped for 1000 years...
VastaKustutaDon't worry, I had this talk with T.O. Brony earlier.
VastaKustutaSchrodinger's cat! That's it.
I just woke up and oh god why am I on the moon?
VastaKustutaOoooh, bunnies!
I love you guys and your wonderful references c:
VastaKustutaTo hell with sitting here for a thousand years!!! We're smart! We're ingenious! There's more of us than there are of her! We've not only got a giant trash pile of her shit sitting her, but all kinds of left over probes and landing craft to make an escape craft with!! I say we get on it and we'll be out of here in no time!!
VastaKustutaUmm... I'm a royal guard... Why am I here?
VastaKustuta...
...
...
This sucks
Sunlight reflects off the moon. the moon doesn't have it's own light source at all.
VastaKustutaso yeah, we still have your sunlight. Thanks.
Exploding lemons can't save us now.
VastaKustuta@Major Torrential RainsI see.
VastaKustutaWhat does Verschränkung have to do with me being safe?
Am I locked in some form of life and death simultaneously?
Autor on selle kommentaari eemaldanud.
VastaKustutaGiant steps are what you take
VastaKustutaWalking on the moon
I hope my legs don't break
Walking on the moon
We could walk forever
Walking on the moon
We could be together
Walking on, walking on the mooon
Well there's a moon
It's in the sky
It's called The Moon
and everybody is there.
@Twilight Sparkle
VastaKustutaI meant the whole, "Observation of the experiment may or may not affect the outcome" thing.
@Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaare you aware, major, of the theory behind Schrodingers cat?
If not the simplest explanation is that something is locked in Verschränkung,or entanglement.As such I am supposedly both alive and dead at the same time?
But what could that mean?
Wanna see me? Buy a telescope! I'M IN SPAAACE!
VastaKustutaI don't know ma'am, I'm just telling you what the princess said. If you want, you can point out her logical fallacies to her face when... if we get back.
VastaKustuta*Tries to make Portal reference, but head explodes instead due to lack of oxygen.*
VastaKustuta@Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaOh.My apologies major.Please disregard my last comment.
I appear to have been overthinking things again.
Am I apart of some social experiment or something.Or are you not at liberty to discuss such things major?
I freaking love the brony community. <3
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaActually, your head would not explode in a vacuum, your lungs would just collapse and you would die a painful, slow death.
@Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaI see.I shall have to bring this up with her next time I speak to her.
I apologize if I have cost you anything personally major.If you want I can field the blame for the entire thing.
@Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaI shall do just that.
Wait.I'm an idiot.How long has it been since I last teleported that I forgot I could actually do so?
Major would you like some transport to Equestria?
You know, Torrential Rains, every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and the best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful.
VastaKustutaYes, holding my breath while talking is surprisingly hard...
VastaKustutaThe "Yatter-Wan" is ready. Climb aboard everyone and we will take back planet earth. the launch time is 6:00 PM (Central Time). Twilight, I don't suppose you have any design plans on how to foil our dastardly foe?
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutaWe love you too Anonbrony :D
Re-read the letter from celestia with this in the background.
VastaKustutahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjlBCAx6330&feature=related
Insta-badassness
I know! We shall have Luna crash the moon into Canterlot!.....she can do that right?
VastaKustuta@Ron
VastaKustutaWhat did I say that prompted such a philosophical response?
Finally, I get to go to the moon! Ever since I was a little filly I dreamed of reaching the moon...then again, i'm somewhat of a lunar pony, so that's natural.
VastaKustuta@Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaGrab my tail and hold on tight then.
Canterlot here we come!
*bends space-time and warps to Canterlot*
Well this certainly isn't what I expected...and why can I still breathe? Aren't we in space?
VastaKustutaRIGHT! So we need a plan to get off this rock
Ideas?
Oh look, time-zombies...
VastaKustutaNO, GET AWAY!
You know in perfect hindsight, I definitely should have seen this coming...
VastaKustutaTime Zombies?
VastaKustutaI happen to be allergic to lunar sediment.
VastaKustutaI DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS
VastaKustutaI'M GOING TO HAVE MY ENGINEERS DEVELOP A LEMON CUPCAKE, AND IT WILL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR FLANKS
Wait...I sent Celestia thank you notes and gifts all the time!
VastaKustuta@Twilight
VastaKustutaDon't ask...
Seriously...
DON'T ASK
Uh ok.Maybe...maybe we should head for the palace?
VastaKustuta@ Torrential Rains: I don't know, I just like to make fruity speechs. Permission to continue talking about "the good" and "the beautiful"?
VastaKustutaHey! I found a moonpie!.....A WHOLE STACK OF MOONPIES! *begins nomming on them*
VastaKustutaOn second thought, Let's Launch now! "Yatter-Wan" Engage!
VastaKustuta*Yatter-Wan activates and speeds through a ramp, launching back to earth.*
I'm really expecting a reaction from the "Sunshine Empire."
@Twilight
VastaKustutaMight not be the best idea, after all, we're still supposed to be on the moon...
I demand a trial, I will put the system on trial, space system!
VastaKustutaI'm innocent, Celestia! I served as your bookkeeper for 3 years and still send you gifts!
Right right.
VastaKustutaUh.Uh.Uh.
The Canterlot Library?No to obvious.
*blasts a zombie*Where did these things come from?
But I suppose as long as I stick to the, "I'm just doing my job" excuse, I'll be fine.
VastaKustuta@ Gale: Heh, I'm just a repretentative and even I got sent up for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
VastaKustutaHmm. I'm getting hungry, anyone fancy a shave?
NO LEMONS!?
VastaKustutaCELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
That wasn't a zombie...
VastaKustutaTime zombies are just unlucky ponies who went mad after an eternity locked in the time stream...
This is actually kind of cool really, just like in Superman 2, when General Zod and the two other Kryptonian criminals broke out of thei album cover prison an landed on the moon! You know, because it was close.
VastaKustutaThis is exactly why we need to fight for the New Lunar Republic!
VastaKustutaTrue.But you'll be in big trouble since I know about this so called "Plan".
VastaKustutaAww horseapples.The library it is!Come on Major!
I think i'm going to go to sleep while you run from the guards who just saw you kill a pony...
VastaKustutaSee ya Twilight!
You...!
VastaKustutaGah!
I'll remember this!
*Gallops to the library*
I'll see you and Fluttershy tomorrow for lunch, right?
VastaKustutaIf I'm not in jail, maybe.
VastaKustutaHope you like cupcakes.
VastaKustutaAt least I still have all my favorite books...won't get bored.
VastaKustutaWell, now that we can do it, I DECLARE THE START OF THE FIRST EVER MOON OLYMPICS!
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CRAB WALK IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION!
Ok, just explain to them that it was a "zombie". Then before they come to collect the body for evidence, use a spell to artificially age the body so it looks like one. Don't ask me how I know this, that's why I said not to ask earlier.
VastaKustutaI'm just glad this isn't Mars. Or else our heads would explode, or we'd become mutants or have to fight demons or something.
VastaKustutaOh, T.O., if Red Faction is something to go on, we'll be fine. Just require hammers, so...
VastaKustutaHammer!
Oh, before I forget, tell Fluttershy I said hi!
VastaKustuta@Torrential Rains
VastaKustutaOkay?
Guess I shouldn't ask.
Well then Major if that is all.
*eventually, Yatter-Wan Arrives at earth, along with The Yatter-Moon*
VastaKustutaNow to make an all out Assault on the evil Tyrant!
Cool, I've allways wanted to meet the Toast King.
VastaKustuta@Anonymous
VastaKustutahm the news kinda slipped by me.
was anything out of the ordinary going on?
Night Twilight. Also, don't tell Fluttershy about ANY of this, for her sake.
VastaKustutaShe's still on the moon.
VastaKustutaI'll have to rectify that.
On the moon?
VastaKustutaGo Skiing!
YOU LEFT HER. LITTLE, DELICATE FLUTTERSHY. ON THE MOON. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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