If I sold a company to Microsoft for a very large amount of undisclosed money, I would start a research project to create a portal to Equestria or how to implant my brain inside a pony's head.
>yfw Bill Gates is a brony and he buys all the rights to FiM and it's characters, giving them to Lauren Faust to work on with all the freedom and creativity she needs.
"Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR- Trixie;STOP! Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR- Trixie;STOP! Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR LIEING THAT EQUESTRIA DAILY WAS SOLD TO MICROSOFT! *They banish Seth* Trixie;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" It's a joke.I do that.
FRIST;1OOTH COMMET! now,CELESTIA IS NOT A TROLL! YOU'RE THINKING OF THE OTHER SISTER (NOT Luna),TROLLESTIA! Next,I HATE SETH! as i said,"Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR- Trixie;STOP! Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR- Trixie;STOP! Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR LIEING THAT EQUESTRIA DAILY WAS SOLD TO MICROSOFT! *They banish Seth* Trixie;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" It's a joke.I do that.
102 comments:
OMG is that a troll face?! DAMMIT
ReplyDeletelawl
ReplyDeleteHe he he
ReplyDelete>Celestiaface.jpg
Trollestia strikes again!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your yacht, I still have ponies so I'm good.
ReplyDeleteWell played sir!
ReplyDeleteNOOO YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, ESPICALLY NOT WHEN I LO...wait a minute
ReplyDeleteRemember it Celestia day...
ReplyDeleteOh Trollestia, what would we do without you?
ReplyDeleteCube ponies? I am intrigued...
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, that's probably the most troll-like trollface I've ever seen that isn't the actual trollface.
ReplyDeleteGOD DAMNIT SETH.
ReplyDeleteDON'T FUCK AROUND ABOUT SHIT LIKE THAT.
At first I wat'd. Then I read again the "Trollestia" on the banner.
ReplyDeletealmost fell for it. oh you... Trollestia
ReplyDeleteSuccessful Trollestia is successful
ReplyDeletethis post made my day
ReplyDeleteTrololololo
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely, brilliant play, man! I love this fanbase so much ^_^
ReplyDelete...well played, Seth.
ReplyDeleteGood, maybe Microsoft will be able to fix the..
ReplyDeleteOH I SEE WHAT YOU DID.
trollestia
ReplyDelete:D
XD You scared me I almost had a heart attack.
ReplyDeleteI don't use Skype, so I ain't even mad.
ReplyDelete(I'm reference what I assume this post is referencing, the recently announced purchase of Skype by Microsoft)
Well played, -SIR-.
ReplyDeleteI'd be for this if it meant pony themes for Xbox Live...
ReplyDeleteThis post is like a month and 10 days late...
ReplyDeleteDude, it was too obvious. But I still lol'd.
ReplyDeleteThis is obviously a parody on the news that Microsoft is officially buying Skype.
ReplyDeleteThis is why Luna is my favorite pony princess.
ReplyDeleteI lol'd HARD
ReplyDeletetrollseth.jpg
ReplyDeleteTrollestia'd , u mad?
ReplyDeleteWas it...
ReplyDeleteOver 9000!?
Dollars, that is. $9,000.
If I sold a company to Microsoft for a very large amount of undisclosed money, I would start a research project to create a portal to Equestria or how to implant my brain inside a pony's head.
ReplyDeleteYou know, Celestia has a very pretty trollface...
ReplyDeleteI mean, uh, look! A pony!
Lol, funny stuff.
ReplyDeleteBut I have to ask: What's the deal with the shrugging pony thing? Where did that come from???
Now, had it been Equestrian Innovations, that might have made more sense!
ReplyDeleteStill Lol'd though.
@Edinpony
ReplyDeleteLike they need it!
They already have voice chat!
Crazy Microsoft, they buy everything.
How doo i get it, Cereal?
ReplyDeleteCelestia looks like she's really got a sunny disposition in that picture. Also, the joke was simply divine.
ReplyDeleteI see it coming... May 10th will become for the Brony community what April 1st is for the rest of the world...
ReplyDeleteI LOL'd
ReplyDeleteI'll admit I panicked the first second I read it.
ReplyDeleteThen I read after the page break and lol'd. Well played!
@Edinpony
ReplyDeleteYou kiddin me, right?
TELL ME YOU ARE!
Well to inject some reason in here... Google owns Blogger, so to by the blog Microsoft would have to buy Google.
ReplyDelete...huh. How about that.
ReplyDeleteI hope this means we will be getting an ED Vista.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteYou sly dog!
ReplyDeleteThe trolling kicks in when you realize that he actually sold it to Hasbro.
ReplyDeleteM$ bought Skype?
ReplyDeleteTell me it's a joke.
TELL ME.
@Shadow Phoenix
ReplyDeleteOH CELESTIA NO!!!!! YOU'VE DOOOMED US ALLL!
So... What does this mean for Equestria Daily?
ReplyDeleteNOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! This calls for emergency measures! Fetch the Elements!!! See you on the moon Bill Gates!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteNo joke, I'm afraid. Buying Skype cost them a chunk of change though. 8.5 billion.
Ponies for Windows: Live... rofl.
ReplyDelete@Ron
ReplyDeleteIt means that all your pony-related stuff needs Windows Genuine Advantage, and all fics must be approved by Gates and Co.
This makes me think of the fact that Microsoft just bought Skype... That sucked -_-
ReplyDeletecelestiaface.jpg
ReplyDeleteWhat would Microsoft want with Equestria Daily...?
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteBill Gates is a brony.
oh fuck no why is this happening arghhhh...
ReplyDeletewaitAMinute.jpg......
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sold to Microsoft in exchange for 20 more seasons of Ponies.
ReplyDelete0/10, trollestia more newpony.
ReplyDelete@AnonymousWorth it.
ReplyDeletesrsly, u guys
ReplyDeletewhat's up with the shrugging pony thing?
...You're joking right? Please tell you this is a joke.
ReplyDeleteTrollthisto, you sly pony.
ReplyDeleteTrollestia and Trollisto, the magnus (Latin for great) trolling duo of Equestria Daily, strike again!
ReplyDelete...I hope.
Damn you, Trollestia!!!!
ReplyDeleteif you guys don't get it look at the banner...then at the second picture...your welcome :/
ReplyDelete-_- fucking trolled like a boss
ReplyDeleteMan, I wish this were true. I'm a contractor at Microsoft; I would so have requested a reassignment.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there.
ReplyDeleteSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH! DAMMIT! trolled for real here, I fucking hate you
ReplyDeleteyou sick trolling &*%^#^#@^&*
ReplyDeleteat first i was like :O
ReplyDeletethen i was like >:O
For the first time. I actually wish I got trolled.
ReplyDeleteIts fun. I kindda dislike detecting bullshit now.
Seth, you scared me!
ReplyDelete...I mean, you made me break my concentration... Yeah...
If it wasn't for hearing about Skype I probably would've fell for it.
ReplyDeleteWhat? A yatch? That's it? I would have demanded a royal chariot AT LEAST!
ReplyDeleteTroll post + Unclickable link = Trollsethstia
ReplyDelete>yfw Bill Gates is a brony and he buys all the rights to FiM and it's characters, giving them to Lauren Faust to work on with all the freedom and creativity she needs.
ReplyDeleteSaw that coming. Still, nice troll Seth.
ReplyDeletewhat you did there I saw it.it was a bit obvious but still cool, nice job seth.
ReplyDeleteMicrosoft : Today Skype then Equestria Daily, Tomorrow THE WORLD!
ReplyDeleteHACK ka ha harf!...Excuse me, I don't laugh much.
I see a new future for Skype...as a tool warned of by Karl Marx. Coincidentally, he is a pony.
ReplyDeletelolwut?
ReplyDeleteNot funny. MS is never funny.
ReplyDeleteFirst I was like Huh?
ReplyDeleteThen I was like BWAHAHAHA
TWILIGHTTTTTTTT! FETCH THE ELEMENTS!
ReplyDeleteAs SOMEPONY else said,"Seth, you scared me!
ReplyDelete...I mean, you made me break my concentration... Yeah..."
"Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR-
ReplyDeleteTrixie;STOP!
Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR-
Trixie;STOP!
Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR LIEING THAT EQUESTRIA DAILY WAS SOLD TO MICROSOFT!
*They banish Seth*
Trixie;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
It's a joke.I do that.
This is incredibly silly
ReplyDelete-.-
ReplyDeleteWell played Sir. Well played.
Are you pony enough to troll Microsoft aswell with ponies?!
My name is Celestia, I own a mansion and a yacht.
ReplyDelete... I don't proove of such a cruel joke good sir... do pray that my axe doesn't decide to hunger for your flesh...
ReplyDelete@ the blog owner. This is not funny.. You and other Celestia-haters are annoying as all hell.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous Ooooo look who cant take a joke :3
ReplyDeleteTrollestia? More like Molestia...
ReplyDeleteFRIST;1OOTH COMMET!
ReplyDeletenow,CELESTIA IS NOT A TROLL! YOU'RE THINKING OF THE OTHER SISTER (NOT Luna),TROLLESTIA!
Next,I HATE SETH!
as i said,"Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR-
Trixie;STOP!
Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR-
Trixie;STOP!
Celestia And Twilight AND luna;WE DECLARE TO BANISH SETH FOR LIEING THAT EQUESTRIA DAILY WAS SOLD TO MICROSOFT!
*They banish Seth*
Trixie;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
It's a joke.I do that.
@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteAgreed. I used to think it was funny at first, now it's just goddamn irritating.