@Zarkanorf IIRC, the only reason she doesn't talk is a refusal to respond to the testing center beyond what's neccessary. So, based on that facial expression, I'm going to go with yes, but only when PotatOS isn't around.
@Display Name Yes, this is an actual line, but it's at the very end of a -long- winded monologue. Of course the entire monologue is hilarious in its absurdity.
It's worth noting that it's very easy to miss this line. I beat the game with out hearing it, and I only found out about it when I was reading through the game's script for lines that had been removed. At first I thought this was one of them.
There's a part when you're running from the Big Bad, and he's begging for you to come back. If you actually turn around and go back to him, you get to hear this gem as he monologues and realized he doesn't know how he's going to kill you.
Corrupted pony cores? Twilight Sparkle as the Fact Core pops to mind.
"Fact: There is an 87% chance Nightmare Moon will kill us." "Fact: Pinkie Sense does not exist." "Fact: In 1948, at the request of dying Applebloom, applebucking legend Big Mac ate seventy-five apple pies, then died of apple pie poisoning."
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WEEEE PORTAL!!!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAAH!
ReplyDeleteI really want to see POtatOS meeting Trollestia.
That would be the most awesome thing ever!
ReplyDeleteSooo...where's the boy band?
ReplyDelete*sniff*
ReplyDeleteI smell a portal/pony crossover fic very very soon...
That is hilarious XD
ReplyDeleteMade that much better than I DID jump down that pit on the first playthrough.
ReplyDeleteFreakin' amazing.
@Anonymous I got dibs.
What's next prerecorded messages from Cereal Vel... I mean Cave Jhonson?
ReplyDeletex()~
It can’t be ! Wheatley has finally done something right!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteSooner than you think...like tonight.
I'll admit that when I watched Portal 2 videos on YouTube, this was the first thing I was thinking when I heard "Pony farm".
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeleteVery soon....like tonight soon.
I'm not joking, by the way.
...excuse me.
ReplyDeleteThere's a Portal 2 Achievement I need to go earn.
I love Chell's speech bubble. It's awesomely funny.
ReplyDeleteQuery: How many jumped down when Wheatly mentioned ponies?
ReplyDeleteAnd I just started working on the portal crossover epic. Now I'm not going to be called original...
ReplyDeleteFunny though.
@Anon1
ReplyDeletesmell it i can bloody see it about the portal gun being broke at the ending sending weethly and chell (i think her name was) to equestria
If I knew ponies were down there then I would have said screw it to the game and went to find the ponies.
ReplyDeleteGood to know I wasn't the only one who immediately jumped down into the pit as soon as I heard there was a pony farm. =D
ReplyDelete@Pseudo Faux
ReplyDeleteI did.
I didn't know there was a pony farm down there! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I've my missed chance for success!!!!
ReplyDeleteChell looks so insanely happy.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous
ReplyDeletePony farm; 'nuff said.
Chell made the right choice. Would she talk in Ponyville, I wonder...?
ReplyDelete@Zarkanorf
ReplyDeleteIIRC, the only reason she doesn't talk is a refusal to respond to the testing center beyond what's neccessary. So, based on that facial expression, I'm going to go with yes, but only when PotatOS isn't around.
@Pseudo Faux
ReplyDeleteI did!
Wait if what Wheatly said turned out to be true, shouldn't Chell's parents be down there as well?
Haha, this was more or less exactly what I was thinking when I jumped down that pit on my first playthrough.
ReplyDeleteOh, that just made my day awesome.
ReplyDeleteDAMMIT! I almost dream of Portal 2 REALLY having Ponies! *Wants this "Pony Barn" dream to happen...*
ReplyDeleteWait, this is an actual line from the game?
ReplyDeleteOh I can so hold this over my pony-hating Portal-loving friend until I get that Quills and Sofas shirt.
I love your Chell. Saving this comic to be used as my screen saver...
ReplyDelete@Pseudo Faux
ReplyDeleteMe Too.
I shall never understand mute characters...
ReplyDeleteMario, Link, Chell, Gordan Frechment...
What the hell?
@Display Name
ReplyDeleteYes, this is an actual line, but it's at the very end of a -long- winded monologue. Of course the entire monologue is hilarious in its absurdity.
Made me lol. note to self: create corrupted core ponies... Space core will be fun.
ReplyDeleteFanfiction cross over. NAOW!
ReplyDeleteIt's worth noting that it's very easy to miss this line. I beat the game with out hearing it, and I only found out about it when I was reading through the game's script for lines that had been removed. At first I thought this was one of them.
ReplyDeleteThere's a part when you're running from the Big Bad, and he's begging for you to come back. If you actually turn around and go back to him, you get to hear this gem as he monologues and realized he doesn't know how he's going to kill you.
Hilarious game, really.
All momentum is conserved when an object enters a portal.
ReplyDeleteIn layman's terms, Pinkie thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
So I am not the only one that jumped.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing to see that my prediction was right from the beginning: 50-60% of the new MLP fanbase "think with portals".
ReplyDelete@Mexibrony
ReplyDeleteChells parents abandoned her at birth. I don't think that encounter would be pleasurable.
Corrupted pony cores? Twilight Sparkle as the Fact Core pops to mind.
ReplyDelete"Fact: There is an 87% chance Nightmare Moon will kill us."
"Fact: Pinkie Sense does not exist."
"Fact: In 1948, at the request of dying Applebloom, applebucking legend Big Mac ate seventy-five apple pies, then died of apple pie poisoning."
i feel like chell in ponyvill would be the best human in equestria fanfic ever.
ReplyDeleteTHE BOYBAND WAS A LIE. Ahahahah.
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